Roshambo
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Lurker Extraordinaire. Reply Guy savant.
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I broke my arm but remembered the Dow and my arm instantly healed and got buff and money manifested into my pocket and I bought a house and that house quadrupled in size and I sold it for 30 bazillion dollars and
February 17, 2026 at 8:13 AM
I broke my arm but remembered the Dow and my arm instantly healed and got buff and money manifested into my pocket and I bought a house and that house quadrupled in size and I sold it for 30 bazillion dollars and
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February 13, 2026 at 3:03 PM
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In the next administration they should hold a national lottery to get to fly on the corruption jet and give the proceeds to funds for the victims of ICE
The interior of Kristi Noem’s new billionaire-class luxury jet is complete with two bidets and a wet bar with a wine chiller. It will be purchased on our dime from the slush fund Congress approved in the One Big Beautiful Bill.
open.substack.com/pub/newsnotn...
open.substack.com/pub/newsnotn...
Let Them Fly First Class: Kristi Noem’s DHS Luxury Jet Scandal
Inside Noem's flying palace. Plus: Pentagon demands obedient, deadly AI. The race to deploy untested nuclear reactors. Lawmakers move to rein in presidential pardons. And remembering Robert Duvall.
open.substack.com
February 17, 2026 at 5:44 AM
In the next administration they should hold a national lottery to get to fly on the corruption jet and give the proceeds to funds for the victims of ICE
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some of you are getting bread AND circuses???
February 17, 2026 at 3:34 AM
some of you are getting bread AND circuses???
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On Thanksgiving, the immigrant children held at the Dilley detention center gathered in the gym for what they thought was a holiday feast.
The kids salivated over a spread of turkey, sandwiches, pastries and pies, a family told me.
But the food wasn’t for detainees — it was for the staff.
The kids salivated over a spread of turkey, sandwiches, pastries and pies, a family told me.
But the food wasn’t for detainees — it was for the staff.
February 13, 2026 at 7:41 PM
On Thanksgiving, the immigrant children held at the Dilley detention center gathered in the gym for what they thought was a holiday feast.
The kids salivated over a spread of turkey, sandwiches, pastries and pies, a family told me.
But the food wasn’t for detainees — it was for the staff.
The kids salivated over a spread of turkey, sandwiches, pastries and pies, a family told me.
But the food wasn’t for detainees — it was for the staff.
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EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW: “I was literally begging the agent who was holding me back to let me do CPR,” she told The Intercept.
The Woman Alex Pretti Was Killed Trying to Defend Is an EMT. Federal Agents Stopped Her From Giving First Aid.
One of the women Alex Pretti was killed trying to defend is an EMT. Federal agents stopped her from giving him first aid.
interc.pt
February 13, 2026 at 3:25 PM
EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW: “I was literally begging the agent who was holding me back to let me do CPR,” she told The Intercept.
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I see the issue. When we said we would replace human workers with machines you assumed the machines would work. That's on you
August 8, 2025 at 8:04 PM
I see the issue. When we said we would replace human workers with machines you assumed the machines would work. That's on you
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friday night ... time to search me up some intimate pornos
February 14, 2026 at 2:45 AM
friday night ... time to search me up some intimate pornos
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It's not a new observation at this point but that wild Noem/Lewandowski story in WSJ really brings home the extent to which all the Trump 2 cabinet-level goblins see their jobs as flying private, doing short-form video, and screaming at underlings. They all hate each other and none of them can read.
February 13, 2026 at 4:48 AM
It's not a new observation at this point but that wild Noem/Lewandowski story in WSJ really brings home the extent to which all the Trump 2 cabinet-level goblins see their jobs as flying private, doing short-form video, and screaming at underlings. They all hate each other and none of them can read.
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when she says, what will restore public confidence in their sources of information is More Andrew Huberman, she really means it. she thinks she has the sauce. im convinced she is wholly unaware of how hypocritical, unappealing, and wholly stupid she is. remarkably unremarkable individual
January 29, 2026 at 12:32 AM
when she says, what will restore public confidence in their sources of information is More Andrew Huberman, she really means it. she thinks she has the sauce. im convinced she is wholly unaware of how hypocritical, unappealing, and wholly stupid she is. remarkably unremarkable individual
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quite obviously the mandate for bari weiss was to neuter the fact finding and journalistic functions of CBS news for all the obvious reasons. but im pretty sure she herself isn't in on that joke. i think she thinks she's doing a great job at vital work
January 29, 2026 at 12:30 AM
quite obviously the mandate for bari weiss was to neuter the fact finding and journalistic functions of CBS news for all the obvious reasons. but im pretty sure she herself isn't in on that joke. i think she thinks she's doing a great job at vital work
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Yeah who ever heard of a carpenter writing things down they never do that what are they gonna use special carpenter pencils are something.
These folks are not JUST deeply ignorant and evil, they’ve never even TRIED to build something ever in their lives.
These folks are not JUST deeply ignorant and evil, they’ve never even TRIED to build something ever in their lives.
This is also not the worst thing Epstein has ever said or done but it is incredibly stupid and it’s the worst thing I’m willing to put on people’s feeds.
February 16, 2026 at 9:01 PM
Yeah who ever heard of a carpenter writing things down they never do that what are they gonna use special carpenter pencils are something.
These folks are not JUST deeply ignorant and evil, they’ve never even TRIED to build something ever in their lives.
These folks are not JUST deeply ignorant and evil, they’ve never even TRIED to build something ever in their lives.
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The lunar lander for Apollo got almost six weeks behind schedule solely from the time involved in duplicating final design drawings for manufacture
its insane that drafting as an occupation used to just involve countless huge rooms of dads in shirts and ties, scattered all over the country, leaning over tables with their asses perked up all day as their 9-5 job
February 17, 2026 at 4:17 AM
The lunar lander for Apollo got almost six weeks behind schedule solely from the time involved in duplicating final design drawings for manufacture
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Forget Obama's wishy-washy ideas about aliens. Our own banquet captain Gary has photographic evidence available for you to see in his basement any time you want.
February 17, 2026 at 4:18 AM
Forget Obama's wishy-washy ideas about aliens. Our own banquet captain Gary has photographic evidence available for you to see in his basement any time you want.
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ICE detention in Texas: www.sacurrent.com/news/two-mon...
February 17, 2026 at 4:19 AM
ICE detention in Texas: www.sacurrent.com/news/two-mon...
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Linda Davis was killed by ICE today. A Black woman, a beloved teacher, killed by ICE in Savannah, Georgia.
Her name is Linda Davis and she was killed by our government.
Her name is Linda Davis and she was killed by our government.
ICE killed a teacher in Georgia today when they chose to chase a man who posed no danger and had no criminal history.
Savannah teacher killed in crash by man fleeing from ICE
According to the Chatham County Police Department, Monday morning’s fatal crash was the result of a chase between Immigrations and Customs Enforcement (ICE) and a suspect.
www.wtoc.com
February 17, 2026 at 12:58 AM
Linda Davis was killed by ICE today. A Black woman, a beloved teacher, killed by ICE in Savannah, Georgia.
Her name is Linda Davis and she was killed by our government.
Her name is Linda Davis and she was killed by our government.
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i just saw the last three DOGE guys stealing a catalytic converter of a mail truck
February 17, 2026 at 4:18 AM
i just saw the last three DOGE guys stealing a catalytic converter of a mail truck
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Honestly think that AOC would have a fairly easy time consolidating support within the Democratic establishment and that her real challenge is the media.
February 17, 2026 at 4:16 AM
Honestly think that AOC would have a fairly easy time consolidating support within the Democratic establishment and that her real challenge is the media.
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*burps every president. The whole town hall cheers. The mayor kills himself in shame*
February 16, 2026 at 6:20 PM
*burps every president. The whole town hall cheers. The mayor kills himself in shame*
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The drunk uncle theory.
You don’t argue with the casually homophobic uncle at Thanksgiving dinner to change his mind; you argue so that the closeted cousin at the kids table knows there’s safe people and better possibilities out there
You don’t argue with the casually homophobic uncle at Thanksgiving dinner to change his mind; you argue so that the closeted cousin at the kids table knows there’s safe people and better possibilities out there
agree with this (hah) but also think a particular mistake the left made for a long time online, and still makes to an extent, is failing to understand that the person whose mind you may actually change is the one reading the argument you're having, not the one you're arguing with
The secret to engaging in social media debate is knowing you will never win anyone over. The best you can hope for is to have people who already agree with tell you you're awesome. You might great a dopamine thrill from the righteousness of your anger! Fine benefits, all. But you will never win.
February 16, 2026 at 11:35 PM
The drunk uncle theory.
You don’t argue with the casually homophobic uncle at Thanksgiving dinner to change his mind; you argue so that the closeted cousin at the kids table knows there’s safe people and better possibilities out there
You don’t argue with the casually homophobic uncle at Thanksgiving dinner to change his mind; you argue so that the closeted cousin at the kids table knows there’s safe people and better possibilities out there
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Janeway: wait, I thought you had children. How is that possible if this is your first time having sex?
Anakin: Literal magic.
Anakin: Literal magic.
February 17, 2026 at 4:28 AM
Janeway: wait, I thought you had children. How is that possible if this is your first time having sex?
Anakin: Literal magic.
Anakin: Literal magic.
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white people work so hard. even their restaurants are open on chinese new year
February 17, 2026 at 4:29 AM
white people work so hard. even their restaurants are open on chinese new year
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THIS MAN CREATED ICE
February 17, 2026 at 1:43 AM
THIS MAN CREATED ICE
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See those two dots with arrows pointing to them?
They're giant gas planets orbiting their star, located 307 lightyears away.
These are directly imaged exoplanets.
They're giant gas planets orbiting their star, located 307 lightyears away.
These are directly imaged exoplanets.
February 17, 2026 at 3:14 AM
See those two dots with arrows pointing to them?
They're giant gas planets orbiting their star, located 307 lightyears away.
These are directly imaged exoplanets.
They're giant gas planets orbiting their star, located 307 lightyears away.
These are directly imaged exoplanets.
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not enough soup restaurants named brothels
February 17, 2026 at 3:04 AM
not enough soup restaurants named brothels