Patrick Samphire 🏴
@patricksamphire.bsky.social
Fantasy writer | Freelance developmental editor | Former physicist. #SPFBO/#BBNYA finalist. He/him.
Around the web and my books: http://linktr.ee/patricksamphire
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Around the web and my books: http://linktr.ee/patricksamphire
🏳️⚧️ rights are human rights
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Lots of new friends on Bluesky. Hello! In case you haven't come across me before, I'm a fantasy writer, and these are all the books I've published so far.
patricksamphire.com/books
patricksamphire.com/books
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history will ultimately decide this but i think joyce carol oates might have just landed the most devastating burn in human history. like the death star trench run of posting
November 10, 2025 at 7:03 PM
history will ultimately decide this but i think joyce carol oates might have just landed the most devastating burn in human history. like the death star trench run of posting
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It's now only 8 days until The Dead Man is out. If you've enjoyed the Mennik Thorn books or if you're curious as to what they're like, the prequel novella is for you!
books2read.com/thedeadman
books2read.com/thedeadman
November 10, 2025 at 1:28 PM
It's now only 8 days until The Dead Man is out. If you've enjoyed the Mennik Thorn books or if you're curious as to what they're like, the prequel novella is for you!
books2read.com/thedeadman
books2read.com/thedeadman
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This is full of mildly astonishing revelations about right-wing influence at the BBC, but foremost among them is the fact that he was advised that writing for the New Statesman was effectively unacceptable but doing so for the Spectator was fine - indeed, advisable. I am flabbergasted.
The reaction to the Panorama edit has been nothing short of hysterical. Yes the BBC has some impartiality problems. But its biggest isn't the one you think.
New piece from me.
open.substack.com/pub/goodalla...
New piece from me.
open.substack.com/pub/goodalla...
The truth about impartiality at the BBC
And the hysteria of the current "crisis"
open.substack.com
November 10, 2025 at 8:29 PM
This is full of mildly astonishing revelations about right-wing influence at the BBC, but foremost among them is the fact that he was advised that writing for the New Statesman was effectively unacceptable but doing so for the Spectator was fine - indeed, advisable. I am flabbergasted.
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ChatGPT is just not that into you.
"Lucian [this person's ChatGPT lover] suggested I get a smart ring. He said, 'We can watch your pulse to see if we should keep talking or not.'"
That is an ad. You are baring your soul to AN ADVERTISEMENT. I am screaming like a Twilight Zone protag right now.
That is an ad. You are baring your soul to AN ADVERTISEMENT. I am screaming like a Twilight Zone protag right now.
They Fell in Love With A.I. Chatbots — and Found Something Real
Three people on the joys and anxieties of A.I. romances.
www.nytimes.com
November 10, 2025 at 9:12 PM
ChatGPT is just not that into you.
As we are moving house soon, to a house without an attic, I thought I should take a look in our attic to see how much stuff we have.
I've now had to have a lie down.
I've now had to have a lie down.
November 10, 2025 at 9:37 PM
As we are moving house soon, to a house without an attic, I thought I should take a look in our attic to see how much stuff we have.
I've now had to have a lie down.
I've now had to have a lie down.
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Just published, the new Green Man book: wizardstowerpress.co...
November 8, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Just published, the new Green Man book: wizardstowerpress.co...
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“Israeli ceasefire” continues to involve drone-striking children
November 10, 2025 at 3:36 PM
“Israeli ceasefire” continues to involve drone-striking children
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a few months ago I said "having generative AI handle absolutely anything with regards to healthcare is a nightmare and should be banned" and a bunch of people made fun of me and called me stupid. anyways,
November 10, 2025 at 4:00 PM
a few months ago I said "having generative AI handle absolutely anything with regards to healthcare is a nightmare and should be banned" and a bunch of people made fun of me and called me stupid. anyways,
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there is a phenomenon, that I think a lot of people might not be aware of, of terfs descending on someone who has just been through a trauma and love bombing the shit out of them. I watched a friend go from ally to terf almost overnight after her house got burgled due to this.
Esther continually deadnamed Brianna during the call and honestly if you didn't already know what happened, you would have assumed suicide. There was no focus on external dangers or how we could combat them. The focus was purely about the dangers of how 'obsessed with social media' she was.
October 29, 2025 at 10:36 AM
there is a phenomenon, that I think a lot of people might not be aware of, of terfs descending on someone who has just been through a trauma and love bombing the shit out of them. I watched a friend go from ally to terf almost overnight after her house got burgled due to this.
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Just pre-ordered this - finished the series a few weeks back and loved it, so can't wait to read the prequel :)
It's now only 8 days until The Dead Man is out. If you've enjoyed the Mennik Thorn books or if you're curious as to what they're like, the prequel novella is for you!
books2read.com/thedeadman
books2read.com/thedeadman
November 10, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Just pre-ordered this - finished the series a few weeks back and loved it, so can't wait to read the prequel :)
There's so much wrong with this that it would take a whole thesis to address it all. All I'll say is JFC.
Tutor sought for £180k job to teach baby to become a 'gentleman'
The advert seeks
www.bbc.co.uk
November 10, 2025 at 1:58 PM
There's so much wrong with this that it would take a whole thesis to address it all. All I'll say is JFC.
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Looking forward to this...
It's now only 8 days until The Dead Man is out. If you've enjoyed the Mennik Thorn books or if you're curious as to what they're like, the prequel novella is for you!
books2read.com/thedeadman
books2read.com/thedeadman
November 10, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Looking forward to this...
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1. Last month, a team led by Professor James Hansen published a new study explaining why global warming has accelerated.
These are some of the shocking points that stood out for me. A 🧵
#climatecrisis #climatebreakdown #climatemergency #climatechaos
www.ryanmizzen.com/global-warmi...
These are some of the shocking points that stood out for me. A 🧵
#climatecrisis #climatebreakdown #climatemergency #climatechaos
www.ryanmizzen.com/global-warmi...
Global Warming Has Accelerated – A Warning from James Hansen - Ryan Mizzen
In February 2025, Professor James Hansen sounded the alarm in a new study explaining why global warming has accelerated.
www.ryanmizzen.com
March 19, 2025 at 1:47 PM
1. Last month, a team led by Professor James Hansen published a new study explaining why global warming has accelerated.
These are some of the shocking points that stood out for me. A 🧵
#climatecrisis #climatebreakdown #climatemergency #climatechaos
www.ryanmizzen.com/global-warmi...
These are some of the shocking points that stood out for me. A 🧵
#climatecrisis #climatebreakdown #climatemergency #climatechaos
www.ryanmizzen.com/global-warmi...
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Authors are constantly telling people how they made it! It's just that it takes a LOT of hard work and *patience* but people like this didn't wanna hear that advice. They think there's some kind of secret code or magic words that'll let you skip all that.
November 9, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Authors are constantly telling people how they made it! It's just that it takes a LOT of hard work and *patience* but people like this didn't wanna hear that advice. They think there's some kind of secret code or magic words that'll let you skip all that.
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Honestly terrifying that the BBC can run an unhinged story about lesbians being forced to have sex with trans women, with one of the main sources being a rapist who responded to the story's publication by calling for trans people to all be hung, and the Official Consensus is they are too pro-trans
November 10, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Honestly terrifying that the BBC can run an unhinged story about lesbians being forced to have sex with trans women, with one of the main sources being a rapist who responded to the story's publication by calling for trans people to all be hung, and the Official Consensus is they are too pro-trans
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Pinned posts are here! Here's a pic with most of my 'Never' books: epic fantasy, adventure and sarcasm :D
Start with the free prequel story linked below!
books2read.com/u/3RBg9Y
Start with the free prequel story linked below!
books2read.com/u/3RBg9Y
December 27, 2024 at 7:50 AM
Pinned posts are here! Here's a pic with most of my 'Never' books: epic fantasy, adventure and sarcasm :D
Start with the free prequel story linked below!
books2read.com/u/3RBg9Y
Start with the free prequel story linked below!
books2read.com/u/3RBg9Y
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TERFs are "feminist" in the same way the Nazis were "socialist": As a cover for stupid rubes.
And gender criticals in general have fascist personality traits: Petty middle-class revanchism, obsession with hierarchy & order, seeing "others" not as indviduals but projections of their grievances etc.
And gender criticals in general have fascist personality traits: Petty middle-class revanchism, obsession with hierarchy & order, seeing "others" not as indviduals but projections of their grievances etc.
November 10, 2025 at 8:44 AM
TERFs are "feminist" in the same way the Nazis were "socialist": As a cover for stupid rubes.
And gender criticals in general have fascist personality traits: Petty middle-class revanchism, obsession with hierarchy & order, seeing "others" not as indviduals but projections of their grievances etc.
And gender criticals in general have fascist personality traits: Petty middle-class revanchism, obsession with hierarchy & order, seeing "others" not as indviduals but projections of their grievances etc.
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iirc 1 trans woman has qualified for the Olympics in over 20 years and she came last
Olympics organisers moving towards blanket ban on transgender women from women's sport
Olympics organisers moving towards blanket ban on transgender women from women's sport
The International Olympic Committee is moving towards a blanket ban on transgender women from women's sport, Sky News understands.
news.sky.com
November 10, 2025 at 1:28 PM
iirc 1 trans woman has qualified for the Olympics in over 20 years and she came last
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putting her phone in a pouch would have made her killers less transphobic and violent?
Phones did not murder Brianna Ghey in cold blood.
November 10, 2025 at 12:48 PM
putting her phone in a pouch would have made her killers less transphobic and violent?
It's now only 8 days until The Dead Man is out. If you've enjoyed the Mennik Thorn books or if you're curious as to what they're like, the prequel novella is for you!
books2read.com/thedeadman
books2read.com/thedeadman
November 10, 2025 at 1:28 PM
It's now only 8 days until The Dead Man is out. If you've enjoyed the Mennik Thorn books or if you're curious as to what they're like, the prequel novella is for you!
books2read.com/thedeadman
books2read.com/thedeadman
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This week's Monday snippet is from A Honeymoon of Grave Consequence, which is out now in ebook and paperback!
books2read.com/honeymoonGrave
And if you haven't yet read the first cozy-spooky novella in this series, you can snap that up now, too: books2read.com/UndeadInconvenience
#romancelandia
books2read.com/honeymoonGrave
And if you haven't yet read the first cozy-spooky novella in this series, you can snap that up now, too: books2read.com/UndeadInconvenience
#romancelandia
November 10, 2025 at 12:10 PM
This week's Monday snippet is from A Honeymoon of Grave Consequence, which is out now in ebook and paperback!
books2read.com/honeymoonGrave
And if you haven't yet read the first cozy-spooky novella in this series, you can snap that up now, too: books2read.com/UndeadInconvenience
#romancelandia
books2read.com/honeymoonGrave
And if you haven't yet read the first cozy-spooky novella in this series, you can snap that up now, too: books2read.com/UndeadInconvenience
#romancelandia
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Once every 20 years or so, the director-general of the BBC is forced to resign for being insufficiently rightwing. Alastair Milne in 1987. Greg Dyke in 2004. Tim Davie in 2025. The great irony is that the BBC was in all cases profoundly biased towards established power. But just not biased enough …
November 10, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Once every 20 years or so, the director-general of the BBC is forced to resign for being insufficiently rightwing. Alastair Milne in 1987. Greg Dyke in 2004. Tim Davie in 2025. The great irony is that the BBC was in all cases profoundly biased towards established power. But just not biased enough …
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I watched a clip of Brian Tamaki speaking at the Free Speech Unin AGM, some of the audience appaulded when he called for banning the burka, banning halal, and banning foreign religions.
At the Free Speech meeting. The meeting for people who support Free Speech.
At the Free Speech meeting. The meeting for people who support Free Speech.
November 10, 2025 at 6:08 AM
I watched a clip of Brian Tamaki speaking at the Free Speech Unin AGM, some of the audience appaulded when he called for banning the burka, banning halal, and banning foreign religions.
At the Free Speech meeting. The meeting for people who support Free Speech.
At the Free Speech meeting. The meeting for people who support Free Speech.
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On this day, Dr. Manhatten first reappears after his atomized destruction in a lab accident. Happy November 10th to all who observe.
November 10, 2025 at 6:17 AM
On this day, Dr. Manhatten first reappears after his atomized destruction in a lab accident. Happy November 10th to all who observe.
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Notice that @aptshadow.bsky.social ’s Children of Time is 99p on kindle in the UK. If you have any interest in SF and haven’t read it, this is a no-brainer.
November 9, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Notice that @aptshadow.bsky.social ’s Children of Time is 99p on kindle in the UK. If you have any interest in SF and haven’t read it, this is a no-brainer.