Kat
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Kat
@ollkorrect0.bsky.social
· Nov 23
I think my therapist hates me. Wish I had someone to talk to about this.
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Attending a billionaire’s party, Kurt Vonnegut pointed out to his buddy Joseph Heller that their host made more in a day than Heller’s hit book Catch-22 would ever earn. “True,” said Heller, “but I have one thing he never will: A massive golden hippo statue that comes to life and kills my enemies.”
May 26, 2025 at 10:32 AM
Attending a billionaire’s party, Kurt Vonnegut pointed out to his buddy Joseph Heller that their host made more in a day than Heller’s hit book Catch-22 would ever earn. “True,” said Heller, “but I have one thing he never will: A massive golden hippo statue that comes to life and kills my enemies.”
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Can't think of a single time the MGM lion advanced the plot of the movie in any way. Just needless jump scare
May 25, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Can't think of a single time the MGM lion advanced the plot of the movie in any way. Just needless jump scare
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was caught by another human on the trail singing are you gonna be my squirrel at the top of my lungs
May 26, 2025 at 11:08 AM
was caught by another human on the trail singing are you gonna be my squirrel at the top of my lungs
"no one's keeping score" i am
May 26, 2025 at 1:06 AM
"no one's keeping score" i am
My favorite way to acknowledge someone's haircut is to ask if they got their ears lowered. Such whimsy.
May 21, 2025 at 11:10 PM
My favorite way to acknowledge someone's haircut is to ask if they got their ears lowered. Such whimsy.
I love my therapist. Week after week, she completely tears me down, absolutely eviscerates me, then tosses me the tiniest bit of validation and abruptly ends the session. 10/10, no notes.
May 15, 2025 at 7:35 PM
I love my therapist. Week after week, she completely tears me down, absolutely eviscerates me, then tosses me the tiniest bit of validation and abruptly ends the session. 10/10, no notes.
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Sorry I’m late, but I’ve lost faith in humanity and no longer conform to the strictures of time
May 15, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Sorry I’m late, but I’ve lost faith in humanity and no longer conform to the strictures of time
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hey check this out man (i go in the backyard and point at the same spot in the sky for six hours until the moon has risen perfectly behind my finger)
May 14, 2025 at 1:15 AM
hey check this out man (i go in the backyard and point at the same spot in the sky for six hours until the moon has risen perfectly behind my finger)
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the backstreet boys have not been back for quite some time. a betrayal beyond belief
May 15, 2025 at 5:40 PM
the backstreet boys have not been back for quite some time. a betrayal beyond belief
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I just want to be cool enough to one day be reskeeted by the guy that always replies but never interacts in any other way with my posts
May 14, 2025 at 1:59 AM
I just want to be cool enough to one day be reskeeted by the guy that always replies but never interacts in any other way with my posts
Also btw the definition of "ravel" is "unravel" so... night ruined
May 14, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Also btw the definition of "ravel" is "unravel" so... night ruined
I've gotten a lot done today, but don't ask what, because I don't remember
May 10, 2025 at 8:15 PM
I've gotten a lot done today, but don't ask what, because I don't remember
Nerdiest relationship I was ever in, I would say "RAR" like a cute little roar and he would reply with "ZIP ZIP ZIP"
May 9, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Nerdiest relationship I was ever in, I would say "RAR" like a cute little roar and he would reply with "ZIP ZIP ZIP"
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Can't I just reply to emails by screaming at them?
May 9, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Can't I just reply to emails by screaming at them?
the restaurant accidentally sent an entire extra sammie it's truly incredible what this did for my mental health
May 9, 2025 at 4:34 PM
the restaurant accidentally sent an entire extra sammie it's truly incredible what this did for my mental health
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I said fuck it and did an edible
May 8, 2025 at 2:25 AM
I said fuck it and did an edible
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financial stability and secure housing in a walkable city would fix me
May 8, 2025 at 1:17 AM
financial stability and secure housing in a walkable city would fix me
I think I peaked at age 7
May 8, 2025 at 2:46 AM
I think I peaked at age 7
I would be a terrible parent. Kid would say there's a monster in the closet and I'd go grab a knife
May 7, 2025 at 2:05 AM
I would be a terrible parent. Kid would say there's a monster in the closet and I'd go grab a knife
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They should invent an existence that isn't so embarrassing
May 2, 2025 at 7:43 PM
They should invent an existence that isn't so embarrassing
got a friend who calls her period shark week
May 1, 2025 at 10:06 PM
got a friend who calls her period shark week
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I'm sober now but grateful for all the psychedelics I did in college because everything that's happening may still just be a really bad flashback
May 1, 2025 at 2:21 PM
I'm sober now but grateful for all the psychedelics I did in college because everything that's happening may still just be a really bad flashback
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Safety message: Make your coffee before assisting others with their coffee.
May 1, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Safety message: Make your coffee before assisting others with their coffee.
I swear sometimes my therapist asks me questions just to be nosy
April 30, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I swear sometimes my therapist asks me questions just to be nosy