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Kat
@ollkorrect0.bsky.social
· Nov 23
I think my therapist hates me. Wish I had someone to talk to about this.
Born for mutual devotion. Doomed to yearn.
December 28, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Born for mutual devotion. Doomed to yearn.
The year is 2025. We use AI to summarize articles written by AI. Seems we should just ask AI to write shorter articles. But then they couldn't fit all the keywords.
December 21, 2025 at 2:29 PM
The year is 2025. We use AI to summarize articles written by AI. Seems we should just ask AI to write shorter articles. But then they couldn't fit all the keywords.
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PuddyTats™️ are pudding cups that come with wet n press tattoos
December 20, 2025 at 6:58 PM
PuddyTats™️ are pudding cups that come with wet n press tattoos
[Me in Excel] Let's color-code this bitch
December 18, 2025 at 7:51 PM
[Me in Excel] Let's color-code this bitch
I'm not as fearless as I used to be. So now I'm brave instead.
December 15, 2025 at 9:55 PM
I'm not as fearless as I used to be. So now I'm brave instead.
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Frankincense is the doctor, Myrrh is the stupid sound the monster makes, Kevin.
December 15, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Frankincense is the doctor, Myrrh is the stupid sound the monster makes, Kevin.
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floating the term "donkass" out as a trial balloon
December 14, 2025 at 2:45 AM
floating the term "donkass" out as a trial balloon
I'm typing with one hand but it's not what you think. I'm eating a sandwich.
December 15, 2025 at 12:32 PM
I'm typing with one hand but it's not what you think. I'm eating a sandwich.
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my thirst for thrifting is fueled solely by my desire to bring home a haunted artifact
December 14, 2025 at 2:42 AM
my thirst for thrifting is fueled solely by my desire to bring home a haunted artifact
[me, a writer, accidentally typing "your" instead of "you're"] I should kms
December 13, 2025 at 2:58 PM
[me, a writer, accidentally typing "your" instead of "you're"] I should kms
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You're not you when you're hungry, your honor
December 12, 2025 at 10:09 PM
You're not you when you're hungry, your honor
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dentists don't want you to know this but if you fill your entire mouth up with toothpaste, you only have to brush once a month.
December 9, 2025 at 3:30 AM
dentists don't want you to know this but if you fill your entire mouth up with toothpaste, you only have to brush once a month.
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I've shortened the phrase “Our grandmother is looking down at us from heaven” to just “Nana the above.”
December 9, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I've shortened the phrase “Our grandmother is looking down at us from heaven” to just “Nana the above.”
I'm so happy I have a four-hour block without meetings. Life is a prison.
December 9, 2025 at 4:33 PM
I'm so happy I have a four-hour block without meetings. Life is a prison.
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hearing a crunch as I sit
"I found my glasses"
"I found my glasses"
December 9, 2025 at 5:40 AM
hearing a crunch as I sit
"I found my glasses"
"I found my glasses"
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If I’m going to be visited by spirits, make them doubles please.
December 9, 2025 at 7:05 AM
If I’m going to be visited by spirits, make them doubles please.
I see all your relationship advice and I'm telling you. This one's different.
December 8, 2025 at 1:04 PM
I see all your relationship advice and I'm telling you. This one's different.
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saying "stop it" when someone sneezes instead of bless you
December 5, 2025 at 6:24 PM
saying "stop it" when someone sneezes instead of bless you
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*Googles directions how to get out of my own head
December 5, 2025 at 6:28 PM
*Googles directions how to get out of my own head
"I wonder if he still thinks about me" he has four different ways to contact you
December 5, 2025 at 2:04 AM
"I wonder if he still thinks about me" he has four different ways to contact you
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I regret nothing...wait everything.
December 5, 2025 at 12:28 AM
I regret nothing...wait everything.
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wonder what fun the next worst week of my life has in store
December 4, 2025 at 8:26 PM
wonder what fun the next worst week of my life has in store
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Someone ate the last brownie at work so I’m leaving
December 4, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Someone ate the last brownie at work so I’m leaving
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i do not think therefore i do not am
December 4, 2025 at 11:43 PM
i do not think therefore i do not am