Hot Mess Express
@ohheyaves.bsky.social
I’m a train wreck, but like 25 people think I’m funny, and isn’t that all that matters? Immune compromised wife, mother, and coffee addict. Swears a lot. Socially awkward. PNW for life.
Only chronically ill/medically complex people understand how devastating it is to lose a once easily accessible vein to scar tissue build up, thus reducing potential sites for IVs and blood draws. RIP to my right arm’s median cephalic vein. Enjoy your retirement.
Only 1 elbow vein left. Sigh.
Only 1 elbow vein left. Sigh.
November 22, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Only chronically ill/medically complex people understand how devastating it is to lose a once easily accessible vein to scar tissue build up, thus reducing potential sites for IVs and blood draws. RIP to my right arm’s median cephalic vein. Enjoy your retirement.
Only 1 elbow vein left. Sigh.
Only 1 elbow vein left. Sigh.
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to be clear I think it’s good when the good guys successfully manipulate the malevolent idiot king into doing marginally better things
November 21, 2025 at 9:47 PM
to be clear I think it’s good when the good guys successfully manipulate the malevolent idiot king into doing marginally better things
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a significant reason Mamdani can get away with this and other Dems can’t is less that he’s charmed Trump and more that he’s charmed you, dear reader, which is why you’re not yelling at him for being a collaborator or an appeaser right now
November 21, 2025 at 9:46 PM
a significant reason Mamdani can get away with this and other Dems can’t is less that he’s charmed Trump and more that he’s charmed you, dear reader, which is why you’re not yelling at him for being a collaborator or an appeaser right now
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white people, WE are the problem. all the #NotAll squawking does NO good. squawk at the faces that look like ours that keep voting for Rs.
Respectfully, I prefer we talk about the real problem.
The majority of people that are having a problem with Democrats are the same majority that keeps giving republicans power.
The majority of people that are having a problem with Democrats are the same majority that keeps giving republicans power.
November 20, 2025 at 9:22 PM
white people, WE are the problem. all the #NotAll squawking does NO good. squawk at the faces that look like ours that keep voting for Rs.
Does Anna Ferris’ first ex-husband count?
Who was in your high school graduating class, +/- two years, that would be of interest?
For example, I took a basketball class and graduated w/all-time 8th man Jud Buechler (look it up), and may have followed Stephanie Seymour (not sure if she still WENT to school after I moved there).
For example, I took a basketball class and graduated w/all-time 8th man Jud Buechler (look it up), and may have followed Stephanie Seymour (not sure if she still WENT to school after I moved there).
November 19, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Does Anna Ferris’ first ex-husband count?
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COWORKER: so I spent all night at the place where they remove stuff you accidentally put up your butt
ME: *long sigh while rubbing the bridge of my nose* jesus Tevin… do you mean the ER?
ME: *long sigh while rubbing the bridge of my nose* jesus Tevin… do you mean the ER?
November 18, 2025 at 3:00 AM
COWORKER: so I spent all night at the place where they remove stuff you accidentally put up your butt
ME: *long sigh while rubbing the bridge of my nose* jesus Tevin… do you mean the ER?
ME: *long sigh while rubbing the bridge of my nose* jesus Tevin… do you mean the ER?
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This is like the 827362659572nd thing he's done that would've caused a five-alarm fire in the media in The Before times
"Quiet! Quiet, Piggy."
November 18, 2025 at 3:03 AM
This is like the 827362659572nd thing he's done that would've caused a five-alarm fire in the media in The Before times
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every time a prominent man is revealed to be a horrible abusive freak they put out a statement being like "I hope, over time, I may rebuild the trust I have lost" and just once I would love for them to say "I'm sixty years old and a multimillionaire, you never have to hear about me again."
November 18, 2025 at 3:15 AM
every time a prominent man is revealed to be a horrible abusive freak they put out a statement being like "I hope, over time, I may rebuild the trust I have lost" and just once I would love for them to say "I'm sixty years old and a multimillionaire, you never have to hear about me again."
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Seems like the behavior of a totally innocent man who knows he did nothing wrong.
When asked if there was anything "incriminating" in Epstein's emails, Trump pointed a finger in a female reporter's face and snapped. 'Quiet. Quiet, Piggy.'
people.com/donald-trump...
people.com/donald-trump...
Donald Trump Snaps at Female Reporter Who Asks About Epstein Files: 'Quiet Piggy'
Donald Trump Says 'Quiet Piggy' to Female Reporter Asking About Epstein Files
people.com
November 18, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Seems like the behavior of a totally innocent man who knows he did nothing wrong.
There’s a ~4 year old in the waiting room of the pediatric dentist office where I’m also waitinf, and the kid just raised her voice and asked “WHY IS MY DENTIST TAKIN’ SO LONG” and honestly, I wanted to high five her.
November 17, 2025 at 6:05 PM
There’s a ~4 year old in the waiting room of the pediatric dentist office where I’m also waitinf, and the kid just raised her voice and asked “WHY IS MY DENTIST TAKIN’ SO LONG” and honestly, I wanted to high five her.
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After the apocalypse I'm going to loot so many gallons of paint. Enjoy your canned goods, I've got 3 varieties of eggshell white
November 17, 2025 at 4:14 PM
After the apocalypse I'm going to loot so many gallons of paint. Enjoy your canned goods, I've got 3 varieties of eggshell white
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SOMEONE: Fuck you!
BOVINO: That’s not very nice.
THE MOST MOM VOICE YOU’VE EVER HEARD: Well, are you doing nice things?
BOVINO: That’s not very nice.
THE MOST MOM VOICE YOU’VE EVER HEARD: Well, are you doing nice things?
Bovino is taking part in CBP detentions in Charlotte. dickfc_w_l on TikTok.
November 16, 2025 at 2:10 AM
SOMEONE: Fuck you!
BOVINO: That’s not very nice.
THE MOST MOM VOICE YOU’VE EVER HEARD: Well, are you doing nice things?
BOVINO: That’s not very nice.
THE MOST MOM VOICE YOU’VE EVER HEARD: Well, are you doing nice things?
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I’m heartsick to hear that the incomparable Alice Wong has passed. Her loss will be felt keenly, by many, and for a long time. She is a force, a generous leader and storyteller, and an oracle for disabled futures. Much love to Alice and to all our crip kin and comrades. ❤️🩹
November 15, 2025 at 5:47 AM
I’m heartsick to hear that the incomparable Alice Wong has passed. Her loss will be felt keenly, by many, and for a long time. She is a force, a generous leader and storyteller, and an oracle for disabled futures. Much love to Alice and to all our crip kin and comrades. ❤️🩹
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I don’t want to formulate words yet, but my friend Alice Wong, @sfdirewolf.bsky.social of the Disability Visibility Project, has passed.
Here are the words she left behind:
www.instagram.com/p/DREMDNBjnq...
Here are the words she left behind:
www.instagram.com/p/DREMDNBjnq...
Alice Wong on Instagram: "ID: Yellow background with black text "This is Alice's friend Sandy Ho, posting. Per Alice's wishes, this message is being shared at the time of her passing. Hi everyone, it ...
423 likes, 73 comments - alicatsamurai on November 14, 2025: "ID: Yellow background with black text "This is Alice's friend Sandy Ho, posting. Per Alice's wishes, this message is being shared at the t...
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November 15, 2025 at 5:57 AM
I don’t want to formulate words yet, but my friend Alice Wong, @sfdirewolf.bsky.social of the Disability Visibility Project, has passed.
Here are the words she left behind:
www.instagram.com/p/DREMDNBjnq...
Here are the words she left behind:
www.instagram.com/p/DREMDNBjnq...
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Trump's love of teenagers raises new questions about Biden's advanced age.
November 15, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Trump's love of teenagers raises new questions about Biden's advanced age.
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Coming soon to a kitchen near you.
November 14, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Coming soon to a kitchen near you.
Usually I’d say “the Willamette Valley Willamette Valley’d” but the entire West Coast was socked in last night. Anyway the clouds parted for about 20 minutes, the sky turned very faintly pink, and I cried bc that’s how much I love her.
November 12, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Usually I’d say “the Willamette Valley Willamette Valley’d” but the entire West Coast was socked in last night. Anyway the clouds parted for about 20 minutes, the sky turned very faintly pink, and I cried bc that’s how much I love her.
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Important!
Extra sharp cheddar, man. 👨🍳🤌
Extra sharp cheddar, man. 👨🍳🤌
November 11, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Important!
Extra sharp cheddar, man. 👨🍳🤌
Extra sharp cheddar, man. 👨🍳🤌
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Important: The anti-vaxx movement is closely connected to white supremacy. They blame the spread of measles on immigrants, and they frequently target immigrant communities with anti-vaxx disinformation.
November 11, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Important: The anti-vaxx movement is closely connected to white supremacy. They blame the spread of measles on immigrants, and they frequently target immigrant communities with anti-vaxx disinformation.
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No, we’re not going to “class consciousness” our way out of racism and anti-semitism.
November 9, 2025 at 5:03 PM
No, we’re not going to “class consciousness” our way out of racism and anti-semitism.
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If you're a TV reporter covering a shooting or stabbing at the Pine View Motel across the street, we'll throw you $50 to stand so our sign is in the shot.
November 7, 2025 at 2:06 AM
If you're a TV reporter covering a shooting or stabbing at the Pine View Motel across the street, we'll throw you $50 to stand so our sign is in the shot.
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I understand why we shut down American airspace for a few days after 9-11 to avoid a repeat attack but imagine shutting down American airspace to avoid releasing the Epstein files.
November 7, 2025 at 11:03 PM
I understand why we shut down American airspace for a few days after 9-11 to avoid a repeat attack but imagine shutting down American airspace to avoid releasing the Epstein files.
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There seems to be some confusion about who the Dem base is. Let's rectify.
A political party's base is the core group of loyal supporters, voters and activists who CONSISTENTLY vote for and support the party.
Can you spot base trends in the chart below? Thank you for your attention to this matter.
A political party's base is the core group of loyal supporters, voters and activists who CONSISTENTLY vote for and support the party.
Can you spot base trends in the chart below? Thank you for your attention to this matter.
November 5, 2025 at 2:26 PM
There seems to be some confusion about who the Dem base is. Let's rectify.
A political party's base is the core group of loyal supporters, voters and activists who CONSISTENTLY vote for and support the party.
Can you spot base trends in the chart below? Thank you for your attention to this matter.
A political party's base is the core group of loyal supporters, voters and activists who CONSISTENTLY vote for and support the party.
Can you spot base trends in the chart below? Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Oh look, it’s the patriarchy’s favorite tactic “blame women for everything you don’t like” being presented as a legitimate thought that deserves attention by the New York Fucking Times.
November 6, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Oh look, it’s the patriarchy’s favorite tactic “blame women for everything you don’t like” being presented as a legitimate thought that deserves attention by the New York Fucking Times.