Monkey One
@vitruvianmonkey.bsky.social
Livin’ the farce, baby!
You’d really think these things could be summed up at the end of the day, but no, apparently I have to be assaulted with clips of every moment he sits behind the Resolute Desk and says stupid things to reporters.
November 11, 2025 at 1:23 AM
You’d really think these things could be summed up at the end of the day, but no, apparently I have to be assaulted with clips of every moment he sits behind the Resolute Desk and says stupid things to reporters.
It’s like getting outsmarted by a rotifer.
In the most predictable development ever, Mike Johnson is not committing to hold a House vote on ACA subsidies
November 10, 2025 at 11:22 PM
It’s like getting outsmarted by a rotifer.
On March 15th, 44 AD about 50 senators ended the reign of a tyrant, and you’ll have to at least meet their effort if you want my support ever again.
The sooner we get past internal recriminations and back to fighting united, the better off we all are — the likelier our victory next November.
November 10, 2025 at 9:58 PM
On March 15th, 44 AD about 50 senators ended the reign of a tyrant, and you’ll have to at least meet their effort if you want my support ever again.
A lot of these people simply deserve hell after they die, but since hell isn’t real, we will have to build it here on earth.
November 10, 2025 at 5:10 PM
A lot of these people simply deserve hell after they die, but since hell isn’t real, we will have to build it here on earth.
Welcome to America where we have two types of politicians: evil and worthless.
If you try to be anything other than evil or worthless, the NYT will accuse you of being a terrorist.
If you try to be anything other than evil or worthless, the NYT will accuse you of being a terrorist.
November 10, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Welcome to America where we have two types of politicians: evil and worthless.
If you try to be anything other than evil or worthless, the NYT will accuse you of being a terrorist.
If you try to be anything other than evil or worthless, the NYT will accuse you of being a terrorist.
I don’t even think Shaheen believes this. I think she’s just an evil person who enjoys helping Trump spread suffering, and if you disagree, let me show you her voting record.
Shaheen: "We've heard from a number of our colleagues on the other side of the aisle that they're willing to come to the table, they're willing to work with us once the govt is open to get this done. We've heard the same thing from the White House. So now we'll see if they're really gonna work w/us"
November 10, 2025 at 4:02 PM
I don’t even think Shaheen believes this. I think she’s just an evil person who enjoys helping Trump spread suffering, and if you disagree, let me show you her voting record.
I’m fine with throwing a bunch of Democratic senators into the fire pits too. Fetterman alone would burn for hours.
November 10, 2025 at 3:12 PM
I’m fine with throwing a bunch of Democratic senators into the fire pits too. Fetterman alone would burn for hours.
I don’t recall seeing even one person posting about solidarity with federal workers earlier this year, let alone enough people to create any kind of shared ideological hypocrisy that you can complain about now.
Actually I'm gonna come right out and say that again I get the feeling that a lot of the "solidarity with federal workers" from a lot of posters on here at the beginning of the year was nothing but a cudgel to score online points.
November 9, 2025 at 11:45 PM
I don’t recall seeing even one person posting about solidarity with federal workers earlier this year, let alone enough people to create any kind of shared ideological hypocrisy that you can complain about now.
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What if everybody just shut up for five minutes so I can think?
November 9, 2025 at 6:07 PM
What if everybody just shut up for five minutes so I can think?
We’ve cut your bread and you can no longer travel safely to watch the circuses. We expect you all to be really cool about this.
November 9, 2025 at 5:15 PM
We’ve cut your bread and you can no longer travel safely to watch the circuses. We expect you all to be really cool about this.
It won’t happen, but if it does, it won’t stop me from laughing like a maniac when he goes out like Gaddafi.
In a post on Truth Social on Sunday, Trump said the payments would be for all but "high income people."
Trump says a tariff dividend of 'at least' $2,000 will be paid to most Americans
In a post on Truth Social on Sunday, Trump said the payments would be for all but "high income people."
www.businessinsider.com
November 9, 2025 at 5:10 PM
It won’t happen, but if it does, it won’t stop me from laughing like a maniac when he goes out like Gaddafi.
Every branch of the federal government is now controlled by white supremacists, they have an army specifically to deport brown people, and the VRA is essentially dead. Great job, incrementalists.
One day the rest of you will realize why incrementalism was the best strategy to combat white supremacy you see today that’s harming you too.
November 9, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Every branch of the federal government is now controlled by white supremacists, they have an army specifically to deport brown people, and the VRA is essentially dead. Great job, incrementalists.
These idiots don’t realize we have food security measures because the alternative is a bunch of starving people chopping their heads off, but I think they should find out.
NEW: The Trump admin told states it must immediately "undo" the work to provide full food stamp benefits, or face penalties. The feds sent this in a late-night memo, only adding to the chaos and confusion around SNAP. www.nytimes.com/2025/11/09/b...
Trump Administration Demands States ‘Undo’ Work to Send Full Food Stamps
www.nytimes.com
November 9, 2025 at 4:12 PM
These idiots don’t realize we have food security measures because the alternative is a bunch of starving people chopping their heads off, but I think they should find out.
You guys remember when he built an entire presidential term around building a wall that never got built and now no one ever talks about that any more?
November 8, 2025 at 11:22 PM
You guys remember when he built an entire presidential term around building a wall that never got built and now no one ever talks about that any more?
Virginia: Don’t Snitch” is a beautiful motto for a state.
it’s genuinely so beast mode that voters in virginia saw these jay jones texts leak and elected him by 7 point and then flipped the seat of the republican who leaked these texts to a democrat lmfao
November 8, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Virginia: Don’t Snitch” is a beautiful motto for a state.
I am constantly being lied to.
November 8, 2025 at 10:34 PM
I am constantly being lied to.
Remember that Elon actually had this. Grimes worshipped him. He still couldn’t keep it because it wasn’t enough for him. He needed legions of sycophants and drove the woman who would have looked back at him and said this in real life away.
I know people think Musk only bought Twitter to help the rise of fascism.
While that’s important, I still think it’s secondary to his primary goal, which was to own the place where his fans praise him.
With AI, Musk’s use of the platform for love and validation is only getting more transparent.
While that’s important, I still think it’s secondary to his primary goal, which was to own the place where his fans praise him.
With AI, Musk’s use of the platform for love and validation is only getting more transparent.
November 8, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Remember that Elon actually had this. Grimes worshipped him. He still couldn’t keep it because it wasn’t enough for him. He needed legions of sycophants and drove the woman who would have looked back at him and said this in real life away.
Yes, hello, I am here to purchase healthcare. I have a check from the government for $23. Please give me the best plan you have.
November 8, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Yes, hello, I am here to purchase healthcare. I have a check from the government for $23. Please give me the best plan you have.
I love how being tired after exertion as a kid is “I need a little nap” and being tired after exertion as a 40 year old is “Is this death? Is this dying?”
November 7, 2025 at 10:17 PM
I love how being tired after exertion as a kid is “I need a little nap” and being tired after exertion as a 40 year old is “Is this death? Is this dying?”
Leon Kennedy is the best Kennedy.
RFK - best Kennedy
RFK Jr. - worst Kennedy
right?
RFK Jr. - worst Kennedy
right?
November 7, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Leon Kennedy is the best Kennedy.
There are only like 3 Jeremys on the whole planet who are not terrible people.
November 7, 2025 at 5:08 PM
There are only like 3 Jeremys on the whole planet who are not terrible people.
Let’s address the elephant in the room.
Hello, Mrs. Elephant.
OK, now back to work.
Hello, Mrs. Elephant.
OK, now back to work.
November 7, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Let’s address the elephant in the room.
Hello, Mrs. Elephant.
OK, now back to work.
Hello, Mrs. Elephant.
OK, now back to work.
Every time I hear “God/Jesus is watching you” I think of that scene in early Family Guy where Peter’s dad tells Chris that God watches everything he does and Chris says, “Oh man, I’m a sinner. And God’s a pervert.”
Bonkers Christian harasses Sarah McBride outside the Capitol: “Jesus is watching you!” - www.lgbtqnation.com/2025/11/bonk...
November 7, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Every time I hear “God/Jesus is watching you” I think of that scene in early Family Guy where Peter’s dad tells Chris that God watches everything he does and Chris says, “Oh man, I’m a sinner. And God’s a pervert.”