Ian Stewart
@noodleian.bsky.social
He/Him Them/They, 38 year old human being, watching the world burn and occasionally posting a Simpsons meme or an individual thought.
Supporter of Macclesfield FC.
Supporter of Macclesfield FC.
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Cyclist turns down trans exclusionary honour for woman cyclists (and you can feel the BBC’s teeth grinding about it).
"If they don't want to ride with all women, then it's not the kind of ride I want to be part of".
"If they don't want to ride with all women, then it's not the kind of ride I want to be part of".
Woman refuses Cycling UK award over trans women being left out
Claire Sharpe says she disagrees with Cycling UK only naming biological women in their top 100 list.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 19, 2025 at 9:07 AM
Cyclist turns down trans exclusionary honour for woman cyclists (and you can feel the BBC’s teeth grinding about it).
"If they don't want to ride with all women, then it's not the kind of ride I want to be part of".
"If they don't want to ride with all women, then it's not the kind of ride I want to be part of".
Goodnight everyone.
November 19, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Goodnight everyone.
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I’m not a great political analyst, but I do feel Labour have made a tactical error by opting to be cunts.
November 18, 2025 at 10:12 PM
I’m not a great political analyst, but I do feel Labour have made a tactical error by opting to be cunts.
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Prime Minister Wes Streeting is honoured on his first official visit to the US (Aug 2026)
some type of shit you’d make 2 years ago making fun of rightwingers
November 18, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Prime Minister Wes Streeting is honoured on his first official visit to the US (Aug 2026)
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Amazing, no notes, I do not desire to learn anything else about this story, for it would only detract from the perfection on this headline.
November 16, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Amazing, no notes, I do not desire to learn anything else about this story, for it would only detract from the perfection on this headline.
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AND TROY PARROTT DOES IT
homer simpson is sitting at a table with a picture of a heart on the wall behind him
Alt: homer simpson is sitting at a table with a picture of a heart on the wall behind him
media.tenor.com
November 16, 2025 at 4:01 PM
AND TROY PARROTT DOES IT
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Searching through the celebrity audience with the pope trying to spot Denis Norden, Roy Kinnear or Wincey Willis.
November 16, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Searching through the celebrity audience with the pope trying to spot Denis Norden, Roy Kinnear or Wincey Willis.
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I had a long chat with Justin about - your friend and mine - pop music. It’s what he calls a textcast. You don’t listen to it, like a podcast. You literally sit and read it.
NEW! #FirstLastAnything ep 33: Stand-up and novelist Mark Watson (@watsoncomedian.bsky.social) joins me this week to talk about how music helped to inspire his crafts of writing and performing. Plus his first, last and wildcard purchases! Join us! firstlastanything.co.uk/2025/11/16/f...
FLA 33: Mark Watson (16/11/2025)
For over twenty years now, the writer-performer Mark Watson has sustained two parallel careers. In one of them, he has pursued stand-up comedy to great acclaim, both in live settings and via broadc…
firstlastanything.co.uk
November 16, 2025 at 11:14 AM
I had a long chat with Justin about - your friend and mine - pop music. It’s what he calls a textcast. You don’t listen to it, like a podcast. You literally sit and read it.
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People don’t get that Hollywood is incredibly conservative. There’s no industry that’s more risk-averse. They’re the people who will only laugh at a joke if everyone else laughs first.
When I've patiently explained to someone who has absolutely no links to this industry beyond me how it's actually VERY HARD to get in to television and I haven't been lucky or talented or pretty enough to crack that code yet and they then suggest "what about America?" I just start fully crying.
November 15, 2025 at 9:09 PM
People don’t get that Hollywood is incredibly conservative. There’s no industry that’s more risk-averse. They’re the people who will only laugh at a joke if everyone else laughs first.
Nativity rehearsal disaster good news for Archangel understudy.
Oof, that looks like a month out for Gabriel.
November 15, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Nativity rehearsal disaster good news for Archangel understudy.
I met Hal Cruttenden once, at of all places, the Edinburgh Fringe. Asked him "How are you Hal, Enjoying the Fringe?" Hal replied; "Very much."
True story. I simply believe he was nice to me because I'd not mistaken him for Martin Roberts.
Would have been a different story had it been in Stoke.
True story. I simply believe he was nice to me because I'd not mistaken him for Martin Roberts.
Would have been a different story had it been in Stoke.
November 15, 2025 at 3:51 PM
I met Hal Cruttenden once, at of all places, the Edinburgh Fringe. Asked him "How are you Hal, Enjoying the Fringe?" Hal replied; "Very much."
True story. I simply believe he was nice to me because I'd not mistaken him for Martin Roberts.
Would have been a different story had it been in Stoke.
True story. I simply believe he was nice to me because I'd not mistaken him for Martin Roberts.
Would have been a different story had it been in Stoke.
The 90s really was a strange time... As Uri Geller in this, I have a story of an encounter with Geller.
Paranormal enthusiasts or scandal gossip merchants prepare to be disappointed, it's mundane, but there is a bit of Geller peculiarity.
Paranormal enthusiasts or scandal gossip merchants prepare to be disappointed, it's mundane, but there is a bit of Geller peculiarity.
Now available for all, my new video looks at CITV's It's a Mystery, where Neil Buchanan and mates introduced viewers to all the Fortean classics, along with the strange (and badly acted) experiences of the Great British Public.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vo08...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vo08...
It's a Mystery: CITV's Paranormal Primer
YouTube video by Stuart Millard
www.youtube.com
November 15, 2025 at 3:13 PM
The 90s really was a strange time... As Uri Geller in this, I have a story of an encounter with Geller.
Paranormal enthusiasts or scandal gossip merchants prepare to be disappointed, it's mundane, but there is a bit of Geller peculiarity.
Paranormal enthusiasts or scandal gossip merchants prepare to be disappointed, it's mundane, but there is a bit of Geller peculiarity.
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If the UK is on the brink of civil war, as Musk claims, it follows that in 300 years time there will be be a new generation of civil war re-enactment societies.
"Geoff,you defend Laurence Fox. Can you guys shout outside a hostel. Brian, i need you to relentlessly slag off Nish Kumar on Facebook."
"Geoff,you defend Laurence Fox. Can you guys shout outside a hostel. Brian, i need you to relentlessly slag off Nish Kumar on Facebook."
November 15, 2025 at 9:12 AM
If the UK is on the brink of civil war, as Musk claims, it follows that in 300 years time there will be be a new generation of civil war re-enactment societies.
"Geoff,you defend Laurence Fox. Can you guys shout outside a hostel. Brian, i need you to relentlessly slag off Nish Kumar on Facebook."
"Geoff,you defend Laurence Fox. Can you guys shout outside a hostel. Brian, i need you to relentlessly slag off Nish Kumar on Facebook."
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1975 was great for me because I was unencumbered by the torment of consciousness, floating free in the soft, painless void of not yet existing
November 14, 2025 at 11:05 AM
1975 was great for me because I was unencumbered by the torment of consciousness, floating free in the soft, painless void of not yet existing
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Post an image that will always make you laugh
November 13, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Post an image that will always make you laugh
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rare photograph of heaven
November 13, 2025 at 10:21 PM
rare photograph of heaven
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*bangs table* CHAOS WITH ED MILIBAND
Verdict of one Labour grandee I just bumped into: “Ed Miliband is the person most likely to be the most next Prime Minister”.
November 13, 2025 at 1:11 PM
*bangs table* CHAOS WITH ED MILIBAND
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Jeffrey Epstein the first person to ever confess to a crime in Wingdings
November 13, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Jeffrey Epstein the first person to ever confess to a crime in Wingdings
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Still I'm sure we can agree that the really important aspect of all this is how Jeremy Corbyn pronounced the geezer's name.
November 13, 2025 at 8:13 AM
Still I'm sure we can agree that the really important aspect of all this is how Jeremy Corbyn pronounced the geezer's name.
On the Buses
Mutiny on the Buses
Holiday on the Buses
Cool Runnings
Mutiny on the Buses
Holiday on the Buses
Cool Runnings
Pope Leo has shared his four favorite movies of all time, as the Vatican prepares to host dozens of actors and directors in a “World of Cinema” gathering on Saturday at his official residence. See which films made the pope's list. nyti.ms/4p3exK9
Pope Leo Shares His Favorite Movies Ahead of Vatican Event
The list leans heavily on uplifting classics.
nyti.ms
November 12, 2025 at 12:44 AM
On the Buses
Mutiny on the Buses
Holiday on the Buses
Cool Runnings
Mutiny on the Buses
Holiday on the Buses
Cool Runnings
James Bond Will Return.... with hilarious consequences.
November 11, 2025 at 2:19 PM
James Bond Will Return.... with hilarious consequences.
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If we're talking about bias, why do BBC politics programmes, from Politics Live to the Laura Kuennsberg Show, still always begin with a look at the newspaper front pages, which are overwhelmingly biased in one direction. Helps frame the entire news agenda and debate in their favour
November 11, 2025 at 1:09 PM
If we're talking about bias, why do BBC politics programmes, from Politics Live to the Laura Kuennsberg Show, still always begin with a look at the newspaper front pages, which are overwhelmingly biased in one direction. Helps frame the entire news agenda and debate in their favour
James Bond... but his spirit is morphed into a dog employed by MI6 in his honour. His spirit is then mixed with a seemingly incompatible secret agent, with hilarious consequences.
November 11, 2025 at 1:22 PM
James Bond... but his spirit is morphed into a dog employed by MI6 in his honour. His spirit is then mixed with a seemingly incompatible secret agent, with hilarious consequences.