unintentional ARSM
@bangintocake.bsky.social
Laughing at my own jokes. Sleep fiend. I ain't got much technique, but I sure have a lousy tone. A clear sense of personal involvement. He/him.
Pinned
*Quite a lot* of people seem to have been taught a version of the poem that goes "first they came for the communists, and thankfully they stopped after that and everything was alright".
BBC coverage disgraceful, predictable but infuriating nevertheless.
January 3, 2026 at 9:52 AM
BBC coverage disgraceful, predictable but infuriating nevertheless.
Oh GOOD they've found a way to make The Traitors even more triggering for me personally.
January 1, 2026 at 8:18 PM
Oh GOOD they've found a way to make The Traitors even more triggering for me personally.
Happy new year everyone.
January 1, 2026 at 10:35 AM
Happy new year everyone.
Top of the Pops Review of 2025 concludes with Ronan Keating singing Life is a Rollercoaster which is (a) tosh and (b) from about 25 years ago.
December 31, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Top of the Pops Review of 2025 concludes with Ronan Keating singing Life is a Rollercoaster which is (a) tosh and (b) from about 25 years ago.
Would be v happy about a potential Arsenal title were it not for Arteta who is a horror show.
December 31, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Would be v happy about a potential Arsenal title were it not for Arteta who is a horror show.
The Masked Singer beats Michael McIntyre's The Wheel to the top of my "who actually watches this often enough that it keeps getting made and why" list.
December 26, 2025 at 3:38 PM
The Masked Singer beats Michael McIntyre's The Wheel to the top of my "who actually watches this often enough that it keeps getting made and why" list.
Happy Christmas all xx
December 25, 2025 at 10:10 AM
Happy Christmas all xx
It's Christmas Eve ergo I'm watching the Snowman and the Snowdog and crying.
December 24, 2025 at 4:54 PM
It's Christmas Eve ergo I'm watching the Snowman and the Snowdog and crying.
Real dearth of decent seasonal telly. Currently watching a notionally special festive edition of Bargain Hunt.
December 24, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Real dearth of decent seasonal telly. Currently watching a notionally special festive edition of Bargain Hunt.
Ooh good it's the Beyond Paradise special tonight.
December 21, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Ooh good it's the Beyond Paradise special tonight.
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He's telling you off
He's acting the sneak
He's walking round naked like some kind of freak
Bungle Bear is coming to town
He's acting the sneak
He's walking round naked like some kind of freak
Bungle Bear is coming to town
December 16, 2024 at 1:36 PM
He's telling you off
He's acting the sneak
He's walking round naked like some kind of freak
Bungle Bear is coming to town
He's acting the sneak
He's walking round naked like some kind of freak
Bungle Bear is coming to town
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He's shooting up coke
He's out of his tree
He's playing the violin really badly
Sherlock Holmes is coming to town
He's out of his tree
He's playing the violin really badly
Sherlock Holmes is coming to town
December 14, 2024 at 10:49 PM
He's shooting up coke
He's out of his tree
He's playing the violin really badly
Sherlock Holmes is coming to town
He's out of his tree
He's playing the violin really badly
Sherlock Holmes is coming to town
I've had a bit of an emotional week and the Strictly final's properly wrecking me.
December 20, 2025 at 8:59 PM
I've had a bit of an emotional week and the Strictly final's properly wrecking me.
I like Bruce Springsteen's version of Santa Claus Is Coming To Town, there I said it.
December 19, 2025 at 6:04 PM
I like Bruce Springsteen's version of Santa Claus Is Coming To Town, there I said it.
Don't know how good a thing the Unison GS vote actually is but some horrible people are upset about it which I'll take as a W.
December 17, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Don't know how good a thing the Unison GS vote actually is but some horrible people are upset about it which I'll take as a W.
A propos of nothing in particular:
Why the fuck are Virgin allowed to run anything bunch of cunts.
December 14, 2025 at 7:00 PM
A propos of nothing in particular:
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“You are being ableist by making me obey the speed limit” this is the greatest website in the world.
I care about the harm to my sanity and schedule for being forced to go artificially slow
December 13, 2025 at 12:56 PM
“You are being ableist by making me obey the speed limit” this is the greatest website in the world.
I love how terf bios always follow up their "men dressed as women no thanks" bile with something really twee like "I make great carrot cake :)".
December 12, 2025 at 3:04 PM
I love how terf bios always follow up their "men dressed as women no thanks" bile with something really twee like "I make great carrot cake :)".
Reading the Fraud. Fucking infuriating.
December 11, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Reading the Fraud. Fucking infuriating.
Call me a purist but "the ECHR lets us deport people ackshually" does not strike me as a good argument in favour of the ECHR let alone a "hugely important point".
December 11, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Call me a purist but "the ECHR lets us deport people ackshually" does not strike me as a good argument in favour of the ECHR let alone a "hugely important point".
Get yourself a man who loves you like the TfL website loves asking about cookies and then crashing every single time you try to navigate to a new page.
December 7, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Get yourself a man who loves you like the TfL website loves asking about cookies and then crashing every single time you try to navigate to a new page.
Started my Christmas shopping today, a task made immeasurably easier by the fact my 11-year-old nephew has got into vinyl and 90s hip hop, and my 22-year-old niece has got into beer. Also had my first Pret Christmas Lunch sandwich of the year.
December 7, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Started my Christmas shopping today, a task made immeasurably easier by the fact my 11-year-old nephew has got into vinyl and 90s hip hop, and my 22-year-old niece has got into beer. Also had my first Pret Christmas Lunch sandwich of the year.