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Ian Stewart
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He/Him Them/They, 38 year old human being, watching the world burn and occasionally posting a Simpsons meme or an individual thought.
Supporter of Macclesfield FC.
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Goodnight everyone.
Groundskeeper Willie half asleep; "Huh? What? Go, Aberdeen!"
November 19, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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Post a non religious photo you think of as holy
Pavarotti in a flowery shirt on a moped.
November 10, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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Goodnight everyone.
A kid in The Simpsons leaving Blockoland being asked by how much they enjoyed Blockoland: "It was all right, I guess."
November 8, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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Goodnight everyone.
Lenny from The Simpsons, a little intoxicated, but giving an innocent thumbs up to Mr Burns. Which scares Mr Burns.
November 7, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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Goodnight everyone.
Mike Wozniak on Taskmaster; "But what you can't take away from me..." Mike Wozniak on Taskmaster; "... is that I had an absolutely lovely day."
November 2, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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Happy Halloween pumpkin investors*

* - Sell now.
Homer Simpson after making money investing in pumpkins; "They've been going up the whole month of October and I got a feeling they're going to peak right around January."
October 31, 2025 at 10:23 AM
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Adverts should be representative of traditional British families
Bully from Bullseye, and Jim Bowen, also off of Bullseye
October 27, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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I think we all know which house we'd like to see him head...

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
HMP Stafford.
October 27, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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What is it like inside your head?
Homer Simpson in bed. Alarm clock buzzes at 7:00am. "Snooze. Need more snooze." - Homer wakes up at around 11:30am.
October 24, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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2nd in the pub quiz tonight, however in the context it was a TPQW. A few free drinks, not too bad, considering one round was a disaster. Well played.
Lenny Leonard in The Simpsons. Giving an innocent thumbs up to Mr Burns.
October 23, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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Unsolicited Bric pic.
The governmental orginisation - BRIC - Which consists of Brazil, China, India and Russia. Other countries are members, but they're the main four though, hence the acronym.
October 11, 2025 at 10:00 AM
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Having just used wikipedia to remember, this paragraph stands out. The first sentence (ofcourse) and the final sentence (ofcourse).
Wikipedia article on Cereal Killer Cafe; "Media commentary ranged from praise of their entrepreneurship from Boris Johnson to criticism pointing at gentrification around Shireditch with the Keerys terminating a 2014 interview with Channel Four after reporter Symeon Brown asked: "Do you think local people will be able to afford £3.20 cereal?" In reponse, the brothers wrote an open letter to the broadcaster on facebook, characterising the reporting as "unfair" and announced plans to provide free breakfasts for underprivileged children; however, no schools, youth groups or charities were approached."
October 10, 2025 at 1:10 PM
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3rd in the pub quiz tonight, but a little reward for just an incredibly random guess!
Melbourne local Bill Morgan, who after nearly dying a year before, won a car on the local lottery scratch card. The local news team picked up the story asked him to go to the shop and recreate the scratchcard moment. When the camera rolled and he scratched the card, the ticket revealed that he'd won $250,000.
October 9, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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I'm not revealing where I'm going, but here's the clue as to where I'm going.
I actually have no idea where I'm going. I'll just be riding shotgun on the plane.
October 4, 2025 at 12:50 PM
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Goodnight everyone.
Cheryl Hole; "I'm ready for another week of me doing mediocre." Catchphrase moment in which the Bonus Catchphrase (Snake Charmer) is revealed in a way that makes it look rude, Mr Chips pleasuring himself with a top hat and a snake. Sandwiches in a 1970s Sandwich bar. "Ham: 13p" "Chicken Salad: 15p" "Luncheon Meat & Tomato: 10p" "Roast Beef: 13p" "Cheese Salad: 13p" "Liver Sosage: 10p" "Egg & Tomato: 10p" "Egg Mayonaisse & Cress: 10p" "Pressed Veal & Tomato: 12p" "Cheese & Sweet Pickle: 10p" "Cheese & Tomato: 10p" PM Starmer talking at a conference: "That's real Britain."
September 30, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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If you see this skeet, skeet a pic from your device with no explanation
A Health News Breaking Story; "Doctors are warning patients not to put spring rolls up their anus."
September 28, 2025 at 11:15 AM
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Goodnight everyone.
Mike Wozniak on Taskmaster; "But what you can't take away from me..." Mike Wozniak; "...is that I had an absolutely lovely day."
September 27, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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Won the pub quiz tonight. Did a great job! Goodnight.
Ben Wyatt in Parks & Recreation winking at making the right decision.
September 25, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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#ITV70
Fred Dinenage gesturing his "How!" gesture from the How! Series. He is wearing car cleaning mitts as gloves while washing someone's car as part of a charity car wash. Martin Clunes expression of laughter at the famous Julian Clary "fisting Norman Lamont" remark at the 1993 British Comedy Awards. Right wingers wanted Clary cancelled as a result of this. Some twat walks off a breakfast show as he didn't like that someone was disagreeing with him. 2001's Monday night ITV game show Shafted. For some reason, they decided to hire Robert Kilroy-Silk as the host. It lasted just 4 shows before it was Shafted of all things. Most famously introduced by the Kilroy-Silk with menacing gestures. "They decide whether to share... or to shaft."
September 22, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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"You used to sip Red Bull to get you out of bed. Bed begins with B as does Bull, so it could be bin as in Dusty. But there's Red Bull, what can be read? A Book, what's after B? C. The Red Sea which comes after B, what's near the Red Sea? Egypt, you've rejected a fortnight's holiday in Egypt."
Guardian headline: The one change that worked. "I used to sip Red Bull to get me out of bed - until I tried the 3-2-1 method."
September 22, 2025 at 11:08 AM
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The editors of the Times/Telegraph/Mail/S*n going through the columnist takes right now concerning one particular story.
Hans Moleman in a phone booth surrounded by disturbed birds at a bird sanctuary; "I need the shittiest take you have."
September 12, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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Bradley Walsh struggling to keep a straight face.
September 11, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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Goodnight everyone.
Keir Starmer on Charlie Kirk.
September 10, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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*Checks EuroMillions ticket*
*Discovers winning ticket has been claimed*
Jimmy White putting his hand over his face as the World Snooker Championship again eludes him yet again, and goes to Stephen Hendry yet again.
September 5, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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Won the pub quiz tonight.
Lenny Leonard, off of The Simpsons, having had a few to drink, sticks his thumbs up approvingly to a worried Mr. Burns.
September 4, 2025 at 10:53 PM