mudville opia
@mudvilleoutlook.bsky.social
the one that got away, rambling on about edges and ends
Pinned
I don't want a girl. I want a woman. Someone with scars, who's felt pain and bounced back, and appreciates being slowly fingertip traced.
begin.
begin again.
begin again.
December 5, 2025 at 10:54 PM
begin.
begin again.
begin again.
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for the last time, i didn’t forget to bring down the halloween decorations, i’m GOTH
December 5, 2025 at 5:49 AM
for the last time, i didn’t forget to bring down the halloween decorations, i’m GOTH
the scraping of the snow shovel breaking up the quiet night
November 30, 2025 at 1:22 PM
the scraping of the snow shovel breaking up the quiet night
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It’s a seasonal appetite.
November 30, 2025 at 3:36 AM
It’s a seasonal appetite.
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[wedding]
PRIEST: do you have the ring
ME: (as best man) no it’s on silent
PRIEST: do you have the ring
ME: (as best man) no it’s on silent
November 30, 2025 at 2:01 AM
[wedding]
PRIEST: do you have the ring
ME: (as best man) no it’s on silent
PRIEST: do you have the ring
ME: (as best man) no it’s on silent
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I was not going to go out tonight, but this haircut says otherwise.
November 29, 2025 at 5:45 PM
I was not going to go out tonight, but this haircut says otherwise.
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Love to get food in bowl form. Pile my meal in a bucket. Give me my chicken trough style. Just cut a hole in the earth and shovel some rice in there. Then sauce it up. Make it wet.
November 29, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Love to get food in bowl form. Pile my meal in a bucket. Give me my chicken trough style. Just cut a hole in the earth and shovel some rice in there. Then sauce it up. Make it wet.
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Trapping a raccoon to give it a really boxy haircut
November 29, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Trapping a raccoon to give it a really boxy haircut
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Working through the dishes from the top to the bottom of the sink, Gary was able to create a reverse timeline of yesterday’s culinary events
November 28, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Working through the dishes from the top to the bottom of the sink, Gary was able to create a reverse timeline of yesterday’s culinary events
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they’re taking all the sport out of holiday shopping
November 29, 2025 at 11:30 PM
they’re taking all the sport out of holiday shopping
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the mac n cheese and the apple crumble in the fridge getting ready for a back-to-back performance tonight
November 29, 2025 at 2:31 AM
the mac n cheese and the apple crumble in the fridge getting ready for a back-to-back performance tonight
the first tire slippage of the season today! bring it on!
November 29, 2025 at 12:12 PM
the first tire slippage of the season today! bring it on!
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Jesus didn't die for you to eat fake potatoes
November 26, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Jesus didn't die for you to eat fake potatoes
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people are portals to different realities, choose wisely
November 26, 2025 at 1:54 PM
people are portals to different realities, choose wisely
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a woman posted a pic in a group chat of a baby turkey she bought thinking it was a chicken. She captioned the pic "IS THIS A TURKEY?!?"
Anyway, I haven't been here because I've been yelling IS THIS A TURKEY at everything. You should try it
Anyway, I haven't been here because I've been yelling IS THIS A TURKEY at everything. You should try it
April 19, 2025 at 1:56 PM
a woman posted a pic in a group chat of a baby turkey she bought thinking it was a chicken. She captioned the pic "IS THIS A TURKEY?!?"
Anyway, I haven't been here because I've been yelling IS THIS A TURKEY at everything. You should try it
Anyway, I haven't been here because I've been yelling IS THIS A TURKEY at everything. You should try it
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The day with its eyes thick with dreaming.
November 27, 2025 at 2:28 PM
The day with its eyes thick with dreaming.
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this beer is starting to taste like everyone at Thanksgiving needs to hear my opinions about the US government
November 27, 2025 at 5:05 AM
this beer is starting to taste like everyone at Thanksgiving needs to hear my opinions about the US government
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Who needs the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade when you have the fever dream of Fun In Balloonland? Please enjoy about ~1 minute of the most insane yet somehow real footage you will ever see.
November 27, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Who needs the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade when you have the fever dream of Fun In Balloonland? Please enjoy about ~1 minute of the most insane yet somehow real footage you will ever see.
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As a single man, I have no way of knowing how wrong I am
November 27, 2025 at 5:02 PM
As a single man, I have no way of knowing how wrong I am
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when cooking for your in-laws don’t forget the eye of newt
November 27, 2025 at 4:33 PM
when cooking for your in-laws don’t forget the eye of newt
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Being a coworker's Secret Santa grants you the power of Judgment. Peer into their souls, and give them what they Truly Deserve ($15 limit)
December 8, 2024 at 1:54 PM
Being a coworker's Secret Santa grants you the power of Judgment. Peer into their souls, and give them what they Truly Deserve ($15 limit)
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the muppets do deviled eggs: thread
November 27, 2025 at 4:17 PM
the muppets do deviled eggs: thread
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Be completely obsessed with me but also leave me alone.
November 19, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Be completely obsessed with me but also leave me alone.
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Telling my cat she's my perfect little bowl of cheese because she don't know what the fuck I'm saying
November 21, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Telling my cat she's my perfect little bowl of cheese because she don't know what the fuck I'm saying