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Mr. Spiffy
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Likes being outside, woso, fantasy, ttrpgs, sci-fi, and doomscrolling
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hatchy and casey’s babies

probably
November 15, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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AUBREY KINGSBURY SAID WTF IS A BLOOMER
November 8, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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CNN ANCHOR: As President Trump's approval ratings drop, how can Democrats harness the protest movements we see today?
HAKEEM JEFFRIES: Well I call him President Parachute Pants ok? Too much ballroom. Yet he's fumbling the ball of protecting healthcare. So I urge all Americans to obey federal agents.
November 2, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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*sighs*
October 30, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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This article posted by Narumi Miura (who says teammate Kaylie Collins helped her translate into English) today feels like an noteworthy step towards destigmatizing discussions of menstruation in women's sports
Seven years without a period as a professional soccer player |三浦 成美
This is a story of a professional soccer player whose menstrual period, which had stopped for seven years, was restored. And I’ll do translation on English as well. Narumi Miura May 16, 2022 09:32 (,...
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October 31, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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One way to "decide to win" would be to blackball this list of losers from any further party planning activities
October 27, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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Pregnancy FC in full swing in the year of our lord 2025 lol.

Happy for Lynn and Marley 🥹🥹
October 25, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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In light of new information, I, uhh, withdraw my objection to the 77 year old white lady who does *not* have a Nazi tattoo on her chest.

I will be submitting all relevant forms to the bureau of retractions and submit for my flogging.
October 21, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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The Blacksky migration guide makes clear that there are separate Blacksky adjacent spaces where non Black folks can support/benefit the Blacksky algorithm. Those are open to all!
October 8, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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The "America First" team cant stand the power of communism
Based on the coaches needing to be kept separate after the final whistle, I'm gonna guess that postgame press conferences will be fun today
October 5, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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I’m sorry i can decipher this word salad. How do we get Ella back in charge?
Red Stars Interim Head Coach Anders Jacobson on what happened after the whistle
October 5, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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AN UNBLOWN CHANCE!
October 5, 2025 at 7:08 PM
@838carlisle.bsky.social I think you need to see this. It’s genius!

youtu.be/PS9Bc_GQBEs?...
Joshua Idehen - Mum Does The Washing OFFICIAL VIDEO
YouTube video by Joshua Idehen
youtu.be
October 5, 2025 at 12:47 PM
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hello. i have a woso newsletter that will drop stuff like this in your inbox multiple times a week. if that's a thing you might be into, bias aside, i think you should subscribe.

(my bias-infused recommendation is that not subscribing is illegal)
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2025 nwsl week 22: xG race charts & g+ pass networks
some teams rise to the occasion, others step on rakes
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September 29, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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STOP IT. These people are so fucking weak, and this shows it. Stop this!
This whole thing just horrifies me in more ways than I can quickly articulate, so if someone else out there feels the same way know you are not alone.
September 26, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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(settling into my rocking chair) so back in the day, you needed a phone line, and a software-layer ISP like American Online or Compuserve. You got spammed with free trial CDs in the mail. You paid by the minute for access. Yes, I remembered to take my medicine this morning, shut up and listen.
September 17, 2025 at 1:39 PM
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My personal feeling is that we should undo the shibboleths invented by Victorians mad about the middle class and therefore we do not care what the root word is when pluralizing a word. We just make it plural however we wish.
September 1, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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Oldie but goodie: stats related to tomatoes.
STR: throwing a tomato
DEX: dodging a thrown tomato
INT: knowing a tomato is a fruit
WIS: understanding that tomatoes don't go in fruit salad
CON: surviving eating a rotten tomato
CHA: being able to sell a tomato-based fruit salad
August 31, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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Still my favorite explanation of the difference between INT and WIS: int is knowing that Frankenstein is the name of the doctor.

Wis is knowing that Frankenstein was, in fact, the monster
August 31, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Post a random picture or else everything will go bad in September.
August 31, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Is this ref related to Chesky?
August 31, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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Just the most ornery people alive, raised on humidity and disrespect
It rocks that this government keeps trying to do these in dc, a place most likely maybe more so than any other place in the country to be stocked with a grand jury pool eager to not allow authorities to punish someone for being anti trump lol
August 27, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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Sounds like a you problem, sir
August 26, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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Anyone else from DC up for a 51st minute chant again…? (4 of us are, at least!)
August 23, 2025 at 4:20 PM