Jake
@brehlol.bsky.social
All my sports teams are bad. Suns/Köln/White Sox/I forgot the rest. Also like video games, other stuff.
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Jake
@brehlol.bsky.social
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Y'all not gonna like how Im showing up to be the US' biggest hater this Olympics minus Black people
The only people who can afford All Star Game tickets
Meghan and Harry are at the NBA all stars Game 2026
February 16, 2026 at 1:10 AM
The only people who can afford All Star Game tickets
This performance was for you Fangorn Forest
February 16, 2026 at 12:55 AM
This performance was for you Fangorn Forest
My favorite president and Obama
February 15, 2026 at 11:16 PM
My favorite president and Obama
Definitely not a party of Nazis tho, they told me so
Germany's far-right Alternative for Germany (AfD), the party supported by JD Vance and Elon Musk, are now looking to ICE in the US for inspiration and saying Germany needs an ICE of its own. www.politico.eu/article/euro...
European far-right parties push for ICE-style police
Fringe figures want to follow the Trump playbook for tackling unauthorized migration.
www.politico.eu
February 15, 2026 at 9:58 PM
Definitely not a party of Nazis tho, they told me so
They're like "omg watch the dunk contest its so cool" and all the promo footage is from 15 years ago
The NBA feels like it’s so desperately clinging to when it used to be cool and it has no idea how to become culturally relevant to a new generation
February 15, 2026 at 9:26 PM
They're like "omg watch the dunk contest its so cool" and all the promo footage is from 15 years ago
Losing to a team where none of the players can read is crazy
February 15, 2026 at 9:10 PM
Losing to a team where none of the players can read is crazy
I do not think we should be passing too much judgement
February 15, 2026 at 8:57 PM
I do not think we should be passing too much judgement
Turns out clearing the puck is kind of important
February 15, 2026 at 8:46 PM
Turns out clearing the puck is kind of important
Germany attempting to see if you can win a game without shooting on goal
February 15, 2026 at 8:35 PM
Germany attempting to see if you can win a game without shooting on goal
This Olympics has re-shown how bad NHL crowds are lol
February 15, 2026 at 8:31 PM
This Olympics has re-shown how bad NHL crowds are lol
Bruh we cannot lose to a team that is running into their own teammates please
February 15, 2026 at 8:25 PM
Bruh we cannot lose to a team that is running into their own teammates please
The same team that made an entire kit to celebrate Tina Turner also doesn't want you to support Black people too loud
When people's identities are labeled “not match relevant,” we all have to speak up. We’re calling on @stlcitysc.com to do better. Stand with us. #allforcity
February 15, 2026 at 8:16 PM
The same team that made an entire kit to celebrate Tina Turner also doesn't want you to support Black people too loud
This is definitely worth melting the North Pole for
Token Anxiety
i think i mostly echo this for myself. with so much that can be done, i often feel like i *should* be doing something, always
i think i mostly echo this for myself. with so much that can be done, i often feel like i *should* be doing something, always
February 15, 2026 at 5:25 PM
This is definitely worth melting the North Pole for
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Republicans know they are gonna get SMOKED in an election so make sure you give that reality to them. Don't listen to this stuff that's supposed to de-motivate you
Kristi Noem: "When it gets to Election Day, we've been proactive to make sure we have the right people voting, electing the right leaders to lead this country."
February 14, 2026 at 6:03 PM
Republicans know they are gonna get SMOKED in an election so make sure you give that reality to them. Don't listen to this stuff that's supposed to de-motivate you
What insane person made this picture
They’re just out there setting records at everything.
Love in a cold climate: Winter Olympic village runs out of condoms after three days
Free condoms for competitors at the Winter Olympics have run out within a record-breaking three days
www.theguardian.com
February 14, 2026 at 6:52 AM
What insane person made this picture
Lake Zurich????
February 14, 2026 at 6:35 AM
Lake Zurich????
LMAOOOOOOOOOO
BREAKING: Department of Homeland Security (DHS) shuts down due to lack of funding
February 14, 2026 at 5:50 AM
LMAOOOOOOOOOO
The way snowboarders at the Olympics seem like they don't really care about medals exactly and just like vibing with their friends is very admirable
February 13, 2026 at 11:50 PM
The way snowboarders at the Olympics seem like they don't really care about medals exactly and just like vibing with their friends is very admirable
That lady has a cosmic level bag coming in the future
USA's Laila Edwards snipes it from the high slot through traffic, 4-0
February 13, 2026 at 9:29 PM
That lady has a cosmic level bag coming in the future
I have laughed at this for a solid 45 minutes now
Jürgen Klopp’s oufit for Fastnacht in Mainz (from his IG).
February 13, 2026 at 6:18 PM
I have laughed at this for a solid 45 minutes now
How does someone reach this level of moral decline where they act like an anime villain
"'She is dead,'" Officer Auderer told Officer Solan, before bursting out laughing.
"'No, it’s a regular person,' Officer Auderer said, adding: 'Yeah, just write a check — $11,000. She was 26, anyway. She had limited value.'"
"'No, it’s a regular person,' Officer Auderer said, adding: 'Yeah, just write a check — $11,000. She was 26, anyway. She had limited value.'"
Seattle to Pay $29 Million to Family of Woman Fatally Struck by Police S.U.V.
www.nytimes.com
February 13, 2026 at 5:56 PM
How does someone reach this level of moral decline where they act like an anime villain
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Sooooooo we just recorded the first episode of this with @50plusdoner.bsky.social
We thank them for helping Commish try to find his Bundesliga team.
We thank them for helping Commish try to find his Bundesliga team.
Going to make a free Patreon podcast series called the Bundesliga Bachelor and go through all the teams until I can decide who to support.
February 13, 2026 at 4:13 AM
Sooooooo we just recorded the first episode of this with @50plusdoner.bsky.social
We thank them for helping Commish try to find his Bundesliga team.
We thank them for helping Commish try to find his Bundesliga team.