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Jake
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All my sports teams are bad. Suns/Köln/White Sox/I forgot the rest. Also like video games, other stuff.
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Y'all not gonna like how Im showing up to be the US' biggest hater this Olympics minus Black people
Oops accidentally acted out the plot of 99 Luftballons
NEW: U.S. military shot down what was believed to be a foreign drone near El Paso this week, but it turned out to be party balloon - Fox News
February 11, 2026 at 5:50 PM
So hows those "bringing manufacturing back to the US" jobs going
The U.S. added 403,000 fewer jobs last year than previously anticipated.

The new estimate is that the economy added just 181,000 jobs in all of 2025, as opposed to the 1.46 million jobs added in 2024.
February 11, 2026 at 5:19 PM
When you write an entire 5 paragraphs in German and the person replies back in English
February 11, 2026 at 4:47 PM
The Fire have no excuse not to make a Chaka Khan kit now
A beacon of power. A legend of STL. An inspiration for us all to be simply our best.

Get The Tina Kit now at City Foundry, CITY Pavilion or stlcitygo.com
February 11, 2026 at 4:25 PM
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Now is the time to start organizing groups of people who will help ensure that if ICE does surround the polls ALL American citizens who want to can access those polls in the midterms and beyond. Just like during the Civil Rights Era.
February 11, 2026 at 2:45 PM
This is just Final Fantasy X-2
I can’t stop laughing about “and from New Jersey”
February 11, 2026 at 4:47 AM
I apologize ST.LOUIS city sc. I was unfamiliar with your game.
February 11, 2026 at 2:00 AM
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Show this week

We make fun of whomever lost in the mens DFB Pokal.

We preview this weekend of games.

And then we give out medals for the 50 Plus Döner Bundesliga Olympics. Who will win gold for "Being Annoying to Play At Home"?

Thursday at 6pm Central

www.twitch.tv/50plusdoner
a sonic the hedgehog mascot runs on a track
ALT: a sonic the hedgehog mascot runs on a track
media.tenor.com
February 11, 2026 at 1:55 AM
Boy the people "protecting our country from criminals" sure are involved in a lot of insane crimes
Bloomington police announce arrests in sex trafficking bust: "Rashad Johnson out of Maple Grove. This is the most disturbing arrest that we've had here. He is a backgrounder for ICE, Homeland Security, and federal agencies."
February 10, 2026 at 10:53 PM
This is one of my favorite fun facts I found out in the last 15 minutes
With Herthas loss, every remaining team has been to the Finals since 2020.

Leverkusen, Freiburg, Stuttgart, Bayern, Leipzig

The team that has the longest finals appearance drought out of those 5?

Bayern.
February 10, 2026 at 10:45 PM
Not being a fan of the Premier League is so funny because every weekend you see Manchester United fans talking about jumping off of cliffs and then you check the table and they're in 4th
February 10, 2026 at 10:17 PM
Dont ask me for shit on February 20th
Baby Keem Announces New Album 'Ca$ino' f/ Kendrick Lamar, Che Ecru, More

Read more: www.complex.com/music/a/anto...
February 10, 2026 at 9:42 PM
Seeing Black people at hockey games hits the joy part of the brain every time
February 10, 2026 at 8:27 PM
Wrestling with the delusion that Germany could actually beat Canada in womens hockey this Olympics
February 10, 2026 at 8:20 PM
Before you comment please ask yourself why someone who loves to be an attacker would sign up to play defense lol
So US Hockey makes the Black girl who is actually a forward a defender for the national team, too? USSF and US Hockey, one band, one sound.
February 10, 2026 at 8:04 PM
February 10, 2026 at 7:10 PM
She just posted a LeBron game 7 y'all tempted fate
It finally hit me who Isabella Wranaa reminded me of
February 10, 2026 at 6:44 PM
The women carrying their mixed doubles teams seems symbolic lol
February 10, 2026 at 6:38 PM
I did not know Erika Kirk was so good at curling
February 10, 2026 at 6:24 PM
I need one of those Germany hockeys jerseys quite badly
February 10, 2026 at 6:06 PM
Stood up and saluted
February 10, 2026 at 5:52 PM
Would he have had a worse confession if he got a better medal
February 10, 2026 at 4:57 PM
Happy "Your favorite MLS team tries to get $150 out of you" Day
February 10, 2026 at 4:43 PM
The "Misbehavin" song from Righteous Gemstones never truly leaves my head
February 10, 2026 at 4:37 AM