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Jake
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All my sports teams are bad. Suns/Köln/White Sox/I forgot the rest. Also like video games, other stuff.
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Y'all not gonna like how Im showing up to be the US' biggest hater this Olympics minus Black people
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Sooooooo we just recorded the first episode of this with @50plusdoner.bsky.social

We thank them for helping Commish try to find his Bundesliga team.
Going to make a free Patreon podcast series called the Bundesliga Bachelor and go through all the teams until I can decide who to support.
February 13, 2026 at 4:13 AM
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Hey so we are doing our first watchalong of the year.

If you want to see @bflem.bsky.social experience every human emotion possible we'll beam doing a watch along for Dortmund vs Mainz tomorrow for Always Watch Friday Games time.

Hope to see you there!

1:30pm Central

www.twitch.tv/50plusdoner
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February 13, 2026 at 2:45 AM
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50PlusDoner - Twitch
Bundesliga/Frauen Bundesliga/Food/Beer/Video Games/STUPIDITY
www.twitch.tv
February 12, 2026 at 11:56 PM
White supremacists
February 12, 2026 at 11:25 PM
You know men are not getting dates because making another Dead or Alive game could only mean one thing
February 12, 2026 at 11:13 PM
If Germany beats the US in hockey those who havent muted me already are going to need to be required to mute me
February 12, 2026 at 10:42 PM
Leon Draisaitl scoring during Karneval is a level of Köln elitism that I thoroughly enjoy
February 12, 2026 at 8:28 PM
This doesnt just fuck the US it fucks up the entire world. If one country isn't doing anything for the climate, everyone suffers.
February 12, 2026 at 7:01 PM
When the person who did nothing on the group project celebrates getting the A
Minnesotans stood together, stared down ICE, and never blinked.
February 12, 2026 at 6:10 PM
The perfect jersey for people who like to call into Boston sports radio shows
This prompted me to look up Sox theme nights this year and

hahahaha oh wow
February 12, 2026 at 5:59 PM
Its not like anyone cares man
February 12, 2026 at 5:24 AM
Oops accidentally acted out the plot of 99 Luftballons
NEW: U.S. military shot down what was believed to be a foreign drone near El Paso this week, but it turned out to be party balloon - Fox News
February 11, 2026 at 5:50 PM
So hows those "bringing manufacturing back to the US" jobs going
The U.S. added 403,000 fewer jobs last year than previously anticipated.

The new estimate is that the economy added just 181,000 jobs in all of 2025, as opposed to the 1.46 million jobs added in 2024.
February 11, 2026 at 5:19 PM
When you write an entire 5 paragraphs in German and the person replies back in English
February 11, 2026 at 4:47 PM
The Fire have no excuse not to make a Chaka Khan kit now
A beacon of power. A legend of STL. An inspiration for us all to be simply our best.

Get The Tina Kit now at City Foundry, CITY Pavilion or stlcitygo.com
February 11, 2026 at 4:25 PM
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Now is the time to start organizing groups of people who will help ensure that if ICE does surround the polls ALL American citizens who want to can access those polls in the midterms and beyond. Just like during the Civil Rights Era.
February 11, 2026 at 2:45 PM
This is just Final Fantasy X-2
I can’t stop laughing about “and from New Jersey”
February 11, 2026 at 4:47 AM
I apologize ST.LOUIS city sc. I was unfamiliar with your game.
February 11, 2026 at 2:00 AM
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Show this week

We make fun of whomever lost in the mens DFB Pokal.

We preview this weekend of games.

And then we give out medals for the 50 Plus Döner Bundesliga Olympics. Who will win gold for "Being Annoying to Play At Home"?

Thursday at 6pm Central

www.twitch.tv/50plusdoner
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February 11, 2026 at 1:55 AM
Boy the people "protecting our country from criminals" sure are involved in a lot of insane crimes
Bloomington police announce arrests in sex trafficking bust: "Rashad Johnson out of Maple Grove. This is the most disturbing arrest that we've had here. He is a backgrounder for ICE, Homeland Security, and federal agencies."
February 10, 2026 at 10:53 PM
This is one of my favorite fun facts I found out in the last 15 minutes
With Herthas loss, every remaining team has been to the Finals since 2020.

Leverkusen, Freiburg, Stuttgart, Bayern, Leipzig

The team that has the longest finals appearance drought out of those 5?

Bayern.
February 10, 2026 at 10:45 PM
Not being a fan of the Premier League is so funny because every weekend you see Manchester United fans talking about jumping off of cliffs and then you check the table and they're in 4th
February 10, 2026 at 10:17 PM
Dont ask me for shit on February 20th
Baby Keem Announces New Album 'Ca$ino' f/ Kendrick Lamar, Che Ecru, More

Read more: www.complex.com/music/a/anto...
February 10, 2026 at 9:42 PM
Seeing Black people at hockey games hits the joy part of the brain every time
February 10, 2026 at 8:27 PM
Wrestling with the delusion that Germany could actually beat Canada in womens hockey this Olympics
February 10, 2026 at 8:20 PM