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Jake
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All my sports teams are bad. Suns/Köln/White Sox/I forgot the rest. Also like video games, other stuff.
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Y'all not gonna like how Im showing up to be the US' biggest hater this Olympics minus Black people
Canada needs to whoop the US tomorrow for no other reason than Free Bird being their goal song lol
February 9, 2026 at 9:45 PM
Today on the internet
February 9, 2026 at 9:39 PM
The Worlds Game
Lol, not the entire TL invested in curling. I love it.
February 9, 2026 at 9:17 PM
The LA Olympics is the best possible chance we have for this
why don’t they do gold chains for the medals
February 9, 2026 at 9:05 PM
I could do this all day but first banger that comes to mind

youtu.be/5H4ekRWiW6U?...
February 9, 2026 at 7:25 PM
This is truly the best sport on Earth
February 9, 2026 at 6:15 PM
This is truly the dumbest sport on Earth
February 9, 2026 at 5:47 PM
If you want to be even more disappointed look at who Leerdam is getting married to
February 9, 2026 at 5:42 PM
That is such a metal thing to do at the US' biggest sport event I love it
We ALL know that's Ricky Martin singing in front of the bananas

He's singing "Lo Que Le Pasó a Hawaii," an anti-statehood song that holds up Hawaii as a cautionary tale (as already established, Benito is pro independence)
February 9, 2026 at 5:11 PM
If you're wondering why I only make my stories Close Friends, this man is replying to my story about the Belize flag saying "I thought you were German and now you're Belizean?'

I'm here to tell you all, I get it, Belize and Germany is a truly insane combination of nationalities but you can be both.
February 9, 2026 at 4:33 PM
I don't blame him he probably had the entire Klan in his mentions and nobody wants to read all that
WAIT GUYS benito wiped his whole instagram 👀
February 9, 2026 at 6:02 AM
Why does this have the same camera direction as Legends of the Hidden Temple lol
Kid Rock appears to forget the lyrics to his song while lip syncing at the Turning Point USA halftime show.
February 9, 2026 at 4:05 AM
Conservatives were like "ummm actually Im going to watch Kid Rock and hologram John Wayne perform at the other half time show" and then they watched the Bad Bunny one anyway lol
February 9, 2026 at 3:41 AM
Kristi Noem works at Ring?
That Ring ad
February 9, 2026 at 3:32 AM
And with the end of the Super Bowl, pitchers and catchers report tomorrow, so depression season is truly here
February 9, 2026 at 3:25 AM
See if yall had stuck with the roles you were given in that middle school play, you could have been at the Super Bowl
the bushes were people 😂
February 9, 2026 at 3:17 AM
Robert Kraft has to watch his team get embarrassed AND worry that they could unredact the Epstein Files at any point. Talk about a rough day.
February 9, 2026 at 3:00 AM
You know what they say kickers win championships
February 9, 2026 at 2:52 AM
Well at least New England wont be the only Patriots embarrassed this year
February 9, 2026 at 2:49 AM
That mayo commercial where they sang to Sweet Caroline was what some people was hoping the Super Bowl performance would be
February 9, 2026 at 2:39 AM
Me, a Chicago Effzeh fan passing a Köln Bears fan
February 9, 2026 at 2:31 AM
February 9, 2026 at 2:22 AM
My top 5 Super Bowl halftimes now

1) Prince
2) Bad Bunny
3) Kendrick
4) Beyonce 2
5) Usher
February 9, 2026 at 2:02 AM
Wizkid Super Bowl halftime next year the people need it
February 9, 2026 at 1:51 AM
People dead ass watched Kid Rock over that lol
February 9, 2026 at 1:42 AM