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Jake
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All my sports teams are bad. Suns/Köln/White Sox/I forgot the rest. Also like video games, other stuff.
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Y'all not gonna like how Im showing up to be the US' biggest hater this Olympics minus Black people
Seeing Black people at hockey games hits the joy part of the brain every time
February 10, 2026 at 8:27 PM
Wrestling with the delusion that Germany could actually beat Canada in womens hockey this Olympics
February 10, 2026 at 8:20 PM
Before you comment please ask yourself why someone who loves to be an attacker would sign up to play defense lol
So US Hockey makes the Black girl who is actually a forward a defender for the national team, too? USSF and US Hockey, one band, one sound.
February 10, 2026 at 8:04 PM
February 10, 2026 at 7:10 PM
She just posted a LeBron game 7 y'all tempted fate
It finally hit me who Isabella Wranaa reminded me of
February 10, 2026 at 6:44 PM
The women carrying their mixed doubles teams seems symbolic lol
February 10, 2026 at 6:38 PM
I did not know Erika Kirk was so good at curling
February 10, 2026 at 6:24 PM
I need one of those Germany hockeys jerseys quite badly
February 10, 2026 at 6:06 PM
Stood up and saluted
February 10, 2026 at 5:52 PM
Would he have had a worse confession if he got a better medal
February 10, 2026 at 4:57 PM
Happy "Your favorite MLS team tries to get $150 out of you" Day
February 10, 2026 at 4:43 PM
The "Misbehavin" song from Righteous Gemstones never truly leaves my head
February 10, 2026 at 4:37 AM
Canada needs to whoop the US tomorrow for no other reason than Free Bird being their goal song lol
February 9, 2026 at 9:45 PM
Today on the internet
February 9, 2026 at 9:39 PM
The Worlds Game
Lol, not the entire TL invested in curling. I love it.
February 9, 2026 at 9:17 PM
The LA Olympics is the best possible chance we have for this
why don’t they do gold chains for the medals
February 9, 2026 at 9:05 PM
I could do this all day but first banger that comes to mind

youtu.be/5H4ekRWiW6U?...
February 9, 2026 at 7:25 PM
This is truly the best sport on Earth
February 9, 2026 at 6:15 PM
This is truly the dumbest sport on Earth
February 9, 2026 at 5:47 PM
If you want to be even more disappointed look at who Leerdam is getting married to
February 9, 2026 at 5:42 PM
That is such a metal thing to do at the US' biggest sport event I love it
We ALL know that's Ricky Martin singing in front of the bananas

He's singing "Lo Que Le Pasó a Hawaii," an anti-statehood song that holds up Hawaii as a cautionary tale (as already established, Benito is pro independence)
February 9, 2026 at 5:11 PM
If you're wondering why I only make my stories Close Friends, this man is replying to my story about the Belize flag saying "I thought you were German and now you're Belizean?'

I'm here to tell you all, I get it, Belize and Germany is a truly insane combination of nationalities but you can be both.
February 9, 2026 at 4:33 PM
I don't blame him he probably had the entire Klan in his mentions and nobody wants to read all that
WAIT GUYS benito wiped his whole instagram 👀
February 9, 2026 at 6:02 AM
Why does this have the same camera direction as Legends of the Hidden Temple lol
Kid Rock appears to forget the lyrics to his song while lip syncing at the Turning Point USA halftime show.
February 9, 2026 at 4:05 AM