Jake
@brehlol.bsky.social
All my sports teams are bad. Suns/Köln/White Sox/I forgot the rest. Also like video games, other stuff.
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Jake
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Y'all not gonna like how Im showing up to be the US' biggest hater this Olympics minus Black people
Boy the people "protecting our country from criminals" sure are involved in a lot of insane crimes
Bloomington police announce arrests in sex trafficking bust: "Rashad Johnson out of Maple Grove. This is the most disturbing arrest that we've had here. He is a backgrounder for ICE, Homeland Security, and federal agencies."
February 10, 2026 at 10:53 PM
Boy the people "protecting our country from criminals" sure are involved in a lot of insane crimes
This is one of my favorite fun facts I found out in the last 15 minutes
With Herthas loss, every remaining team has been to the Finals since 2020.
Leverkusen, Freiburg, Stuttgart, Bayern, Leipzig
The team that has the longest finals appearance drought out of those 5?
Bayern.
Leverkusen, Freiburg, Stuttgart, Bayern, Leipzig
The team that has the longest finals appearance drought out of those 5?
Bayern.
February 10, 2026 at 10:45 PM
This is one of my favorite fun facts I found out in the last 15 minutes
There will be a team that swears the refs are against them and that team will definitely be in the top 4
February 10, 2026 at 10:24 PM
There will be a team that swears the refs are against them and that team will definitely be in the top 4
A Premier League fan will call your favorite league ass and yet want all of your players
February 10, 2026 at 10:20 PM
A Premier League fan will call your favorite league ass and yet want all of your players
And underdog story in the Premier League is a team spending the GDP of Canada to win the league
February 10, 2026 at 10:19 PM
And underdog story in the Premier League is a team spending the GDP of Canada to win the league
Not being a fan of the Premier League is so funny because every weekend you see Manchester United fans talking about jumping off of cliffs and then you check the table and they're in 4th
February 10, 2026 at 10:17 PM
Not being a fan of the Premier League is so funny because every weekend you see Manchester United fans talking about jumping off of cliffs and then you check the table and they're in 4th
Dont ask me for shit on February 20th
Baby Keem Announces New Album 'Ca$ino' f/ Kendrick Lamar, Che Ecru, More
Read more: www.complex.com/music/a/anto...
Read more: www.complex.com/music/a/anto...
February 10, 2026 at 9:42 PM
Dont ask me for shit on February 20th
Seeing Black people at hockey games hits the joy part of the brain every time
February 10, 2026 at 8:27 PM
Seeing Black people at hockey games hits the joy part of the brain every time
Wrestling with the delusion that Germany could actually beat Canada in womens hockey this Olympics
February 10, 2026 at 8:20 PM
Wrestling with the delusion that Germany could actually beat Canada in womens hockey this Olympics
Before you comment please ask yourself why someone who loves to be an attacker would sign up to play defense lol
So US Hockey makes the Black girl who is actually a forward a defender for the national team, too? USSF and US Hockey, one band, one sound.
February 10, 2026 at 8:04 PM
Before you comment please ask yourself why someone who loves to be an attacker would sign up to play defense lol
Idk I've asked several times during this intense rivalry match "what side quests are the players husbands doing right now"
February 10, 2026 at 8:01 PM
Idk I've asked several times during this intense rivalry match "what side quests are the players husbands doing right now"
She just posted a LeBron game 7 y'all tempted fate
February 10, 2026 at 6:44 PM
She just posted a LeBron game 7 y'all tempted fate
The women carrying their mixed doubles teams seems symbolic lol
February 10, 2026 at 6:38 PM
The women carrying their mixed doubles teams seems symbolic lol
I did not know Erika Kirk was so good at curling
February 10, 2026 at 6:24 PM
I did not know Erika Kirk was so good at curling
I need one of those Germany hockeys jerseys quite badly
February 10, 2026 at 6:06 PM
I need one of those Germany hockeys jerseys quite badly
Silver Medal: I have a basement full of cats that I have kidnapped from other peoples houses
Gold Medal: I actually design the AI commercials
Gold Medal: I actually design the AI commercials
February 10, 2026 at 5:32 PM
Silver Medal: I have a basement full of cats that I have kidnapped from other peoples houses
Gold Medal: I actually design the AI commercials
Gold Medal: I actually design the AI commercials
Would he have had a worse confession if he got a better medal
Not a headline one often sees at the Olympics:
Tearful Norwegian confesses to cheating on girlfriend after bronze medal win
www.reuters.com/sports/biath...
Tearful Norwegian confesses to cheating on girlfriend after bronze medal win
www.reuters.com/sports/biath...
Biathlon-Tearful Norwegian confesses to cheating on girlfriend after bronze medal win
Norway's Sturla Holm Laegreid followed up his bronze medal in the biathlon at the Winter Olympics on Tuesday with an extraordinary confession over cheating on his girlfriend.
www.reuters.com
February 10, 2026 at 4:57 PM
Would he have had a worse confession if he got a better medal
Happy "Your favorite MLS team tries to get $150 out of you" Day
February 10, 2026 at 4:43 PM
Happy "Your favorite MLS team tries to get $150 out of you" Day
They keep inventing new people every day lol
February 10, 2026 at 4:06 PM
They keep inventing new people every day lol
JUST TWO LITTLE COUNTRY KIDS OUT THERE MISBEHAVIN
February 10, 2026 at 6:32 AM
JUST TWO LITTLE COUNTRY KIDS OUT THERE MISBEHAVIN
The "Misbehavin" song from Righteous Gemstones never truly leaves my head
February 10, 2026 at 4:37 AM
The "Misbehavin" song from Righteous Gemstones never truly leaves my head
Lady Gaga was actually speaking Gaganese
February 10, 2026 at 2:20 AM
Lady Gaga was actually speaking Gaganese
Canada needs to whoop the US tomorrow for no other reason than Free Bird being their goal song lol
February 9, 2026 at 9:45 PM
Canada needs to whoop the US tomorrow for no other reason than Free Bird being their goal song lol