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Jake
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All my sports teams are bad. Suns/Köln/White Sox/I forgot the rest. Also like video games, other stuff.
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Y'all not gonna like how Im showing up to be the US' biggest hater this Olympics minus Black people
Its not like anyone cares man
February 12, 2026 at 5:24 AM
Breaking out the Hawaiian shirts when it gets above 40 degrees is relatable Chicagoan moves
February 11, 2026 at 6:01 PM
Maybe one day they'll realize these men do not think of them as equal
February 11, 2026 at 5:57 PM
Ths Olympics? Its a distraction from the DOW being up 50000
February 11, 2026 at 5:56 PM
Oops accidentally acted out the plot of 99 Luftballons
NEW: U.S. military shot down what was believed to be a foreign drone near El Paso this week, but it turned out to be party balloon - Fox News
February 11, 2026 at 5:50 PM
So hows those "bringing manufacturing back to the US" jobs going
The U.S. added 403,000 fewer jobs last year than previously anticipated.

The new estimate is that the economy added just 181,000 jobs in all of 2025, as opposed to the 1.46 million jobs added in 2024.
February 11, 2026 at 5:19 PM
When you write an entire 5 paragraphs in German and the person replies back in English
February 11, 2026 at 4:47 PM
The Fire have no excuse not to make a Chaka Khan kit now
A beacon of power. A legend of STL. An inspiration for us all to be simply our best.

Get The Tina Kit now at City Foundry, CITY Pavilion or stlcitygo.com
February 11, 2026 at 4:25 PM
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Now is the time to start organizing groups of people who will help ensure that if ICE does surround the polls ALL American citizens who want to can access those polls in the midterms and beyond. Just like during the Civil Rights Era.
February 11, 2026 at 2:45 PM
They shot that much cuz they were outrebounding for the vast majority of the game and honestly theyre also just trying to get to the break
February 11, 2026 at 4:57 AM
This is just Final Fantasy X-2
I can’t stop laughing about “and from New Jersey”
February 11, 2026 at 4:47 AM
Check the free throw disparacy for a fun surprise
February 11, 2026 at 4:35 AM
I apologize ST.LOUIS city sc. I was unfamiliar with your game.
February 11, 2026 at 2:00 AM
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Show this week

We make fun of whomever lost in the mens DFB Pokal.

We preview this weekend of games.

And then we give out medals for the 50 Plus Döner Bundesliga Olympics. Who will win gold for "Being Annoying to Play At Home"?

Thursday at 6pm Central

www.twitch.tv/50plusdoner
a sonic the hedgehog mascot runs on a track
ALT: a sonic the hedgehog mascot runs on a track
media.tenor.com
February 11, 2026 at 1:55 AM
Boy the people "protecting our country from criminals" sure are involved in a lot of insane crimes
Bloomington police announce arrests in sex trafficking bust: "Rashad Johnson out of Maple Grove. This is the most disturbing arrest that we've had here. He is a backgrounder for ICE, Homeland Security, and federal agencies."
February 10, 2026 at 10:53 PM
This is one of my favorite fun facts I found out in the last 15 minutes
With Herthas loss, every remaining team has been to the Finals since 2020.

Leverkusen, Freiburg, Stuttgart, Bayern, Leipzig

The team that has the longest finals appearance drought out of those 5?

Bayern.
February 10, 2026 at 10:45 PM
There will be a team that swears the refs are against them and that team will definitely be in the top 4
February 10, 2026 at 10:24 PM
A Premier League fan will call your favorite league ass and yet want all of your players
February 10, 2026 at 10:20 PM
And underdog story in the Premier League is a team spending the GDP of Canada to win the league
February 10, 2026 at 10:19 PM
Not being a fan of the Premier League is so funny because every weekend you see Manchester United fans talking about jumping off of cliffs and then you check the table and they're in 4th
February 10, 2026 at 10:17 PM
Dont ask me for shit on February 20th
Baby Keem Announces New Album 'Ca$ino' f/ Kendrick Lamar, Che Ecru, More

Read more: www.complex.com/music/a/anto...
February 10, 2026 at 9:42 PM
Seeing Black people at hockey games hits the joy part of the brain every time
February 10, 2026 at 8:27 PM
Wrestling with the delusion that Germany could actually beat Canada in womens hockey this Olympics
February 10, 2026 at 8:20 PM
Before you comment please ask yourself why someone who loves to be an attacker would sign up to play defense lol
So US Hockey makes the Black girl who is actually a forward a defender for the national team, too? USSF and US Hockey, one band, one sound.
February 10, 2026 at 8:04 PM
Idk I've asked several times during this intense rivalry match "what side quests are the players husbands doing right now"
February 10, 2026 at 8:01 PM