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Wow your timeline is messed up today.
In order to de-serious your timeline, drop a comment with a team or your favorite Bundesliga themed moment and we'll write a haiku about it/them.
We will do every single one, no bamboozle.
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People after watching Augsburg place 15th yet again
Just. Go. Down.
November 11, 2025 at 4:35 AM
People after watching Augsburg place 15th yet again
Obsessed with red stripe
Fritzle hates idea of pants
Mercedes and Porsche
Fritzle hates idea of pants
Mercedes and Porsche
November 10, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Obsessed with red stripe
Fritzle hates idea of pants
Mercedes and Porsche
Fritzle hates idea of pants
Mercedes and Porsche
Taylor Swifts favorite
A test of human patience
Prayer does not work
A test of human patience
Prayer does not work
Schalke
November 10, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Taylor Swifts favorite
A test of human patience
Prayer does not work
A test of human patience
Prayer does not work
Oh boy were so up
Cant wait for Bundesliga
Wait Heidenheim scored
Cant wait for Bundesliga
Wait Heidenheim scored
Heidenheim winning promotion.
Please feel free to add in anything about the pre-mature Hamburg celebration as well.
Please feel free to add in anything about the pre-mature Hamburg celebration as well.
November 10, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Oh boy were so up
Cant wait for Bundesliga
Wait Heidenheim scored
Cant wait for Bundesliga
Wait Heidenheim scored
There she is, old lady
Stole parking spot before game
This goal is revenge
Stole parking spot before game
This goal is revenge
November 10, 2025 at 4:23 PM
There she is, old lady
Stole parking spot before game
This goal is revenge
Stole parking spot before game
This goal is revenge
*Begins to sweat*
*APOLLO BUYS 55% OF ATLETICO MADRID, EXPANSION SAYS
November 10, 2025 at 4:13 PM
*Begins to sweat*
Dortmund got our ass
Fuck fuck fuck why bro fuck fuck
Im so getting fired
Fuck fuck fuck why bro fuck fuck
Im so getting fired
Also for your artistic consideration
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November 10, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Dortmund got our ass
Fuck fuck fuck why bro fuck fuck
Im so getting fired
Fuck fuck fuck why bro fuck fuck
Im so getting fired
Wow your timeline is messed up today.
In order to de-serious your timeline, drop a comment with a team or your favorite Bundesliga themed moment and we'll write a haiku about it/them.
We will do every single one, no bamboozle.
In order to de-serious your timeline, drop a comment with a team or your favorite Bundesliga themed moment and we'll write a haiku about it/them.
We will do every single one, no bamboozle.
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November 10, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Wow your timeline is messed up today.
In order to de-serious your timeline, drop a comment with a team or your favorite Bundesliga themed moment and we'll write a haiku about it/them.
We will do every single one, no bamboozle.
In order to de-serious your timeline, drop a comment with a team or your favorite Bundesliga themed moment and we'll write a haiku about it/them.
We will do every single one, no bamboozle.
The mens international breaks this season have been like those YouTube ads that play in the middle of the best part of the video. Idk why these ones are so particularly annoying.
November 10, 2025 at 3:41 PM
The mens international breaks this season have been like those YouTube ads that play in the middle of the best part of the video. Idk why these ones are so particularly annoying.
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Happy to have managed 2 🎙️games & now a chance to relax & catch up with admin.
Corona is no joke for many of us & wouldn’t wish the most recent experience with it on my worst enemy.
Please be kind to anyone impacted by it in your circle.
Corona is no joke for many of us & wouldn’t wish the most recent experience with it on my worst enemy.
Please be kind to anyone impacted by it in your circle.
November 9, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Happy to have managed 2 🎙️games & now a chance to relax & catch up with admin.
Corona is no joke for many of us & wouldn’t wish the most recent experience with it on my worst enemy.
Please be kind to anyone impacted by it in your circle.
Corona is no joke for many of us & wouldn’t wish the most recent experience with it on my worst enemy.
Please be kind to anyone impacted by it in your circle.
I know the Bundesliga and NFL are in a partnership but that doesnt make this anymore wild to see lol
November 9, 2025 at 10:14 PM
I know the Bundesliga and NFL are in a partnership but that doesnt make this anymore wild to see lol
A close encounter with Eintracht Stankfurt, but they leave with 3 points.
We've now got a 5 point difference between 2nd and 7th on the mens side as we go into yet another damn international break
We've now got a 5 point difference between 2nd and 7th on the mens side as we go into yet another damn international break
November 9, 2025 at 8:32 PM
A close encounter with Eintracht Stankfurt, but they leave with 3 points.
We've now got a 5 point difference between 2nd and 7th on the mens side as we go into yet another damn international break
We've now got a 5 point difference between 2nd and 7th on the mens side as we go into yet another damn international break
Sources say that Wolfsburgs board told Simonis, "losing like that in the W Derby of all games is inexcusable"
🐺 Wolfsburg are set to part ways with head coach Paul Simonis following their 2-1 loss to Werder Bremen on Friday. (Sky Germany/Bild)
🔜 Tim Walter and Urs Fischer have been linked as replacements. (kicker)
🔜 Tim Walter and Urs Fischer have been linked as replacements. (kicker)
Wolfsburg set to part ways with head coach Paul Simonis - leaves the club with one win in their last 11 games - Get German Football News
Sky Germany and Bild reports that Wolfsburg are set to part ways with head coach Paul Simonis following their 2-1 loss to Werder Bremen on Friday.
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November 9, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Sources say that Wolfsburgs board told Simonis, "losing like that in the W Derby of all games is inexcusable"
Stuttgart is an interesting team. They're in 4th and the highest placed opponent they've won against is 8th place Köln.
They're winning against lower quality teams they should be winning against, but can they survive the nightmare gauntlet of mostly top 6 teams in the next part of the Hinrunde?
They're winning against lower quality teams they should be winning against, but can they survive the nightmare gauntlet of mostly top 6 teams in the next part of the Hinrunde?
November 9, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Stuttgart is an interesting team. They're in 4th and the highest placed opponent they've won against is 8th place Köln.
They're winning against lower quality teams they should be winning against, but can they survive the nightmare gauntlet of mostly top 6 teams in the next part of the Hinrunde?
They're winning against lower quality teams they should be winning against, but can they survive the nightmare gauntlet of mostly top 6 teams in the next part of the Hinrunde?
7 straight losses for St. Pauli after having their best Bundesliga start ever is rough
November 9, 2025 at 5:10 PM
7 straight losses for St. Pauli after having their best Bundesliga start ever is rough
MLS really needs to lean more into it being a silly, dumb, weird league instead of it trying to be serious and like the NFL.
You wonder wtf is happening at least once a week, and thats its most endearing quality
You wonder wtf is happening at least once a week, and thats its most endearing quality
November 8, 2025 at 11:48 PM
MLS really needs to lean more into it being a silly, dumb, weird league instead of it trying to be serious and like the NFL.
You wonder wtf is happening at least once a week, and thats its most endearing quality
You wonder wtf is happening at least once a week, and thats its most endearing quality
November 8, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Honestly, its hard to be mad. Derby wins come down to who plays less scared.
Köln was terrified of a team in 16th for some reason, Gladbach played like they wanted to win from the first minute.
Nobody to blame but themselves.
Köln was terrified of a team in 16th for some reason, Gladbach played like they wanted to win from the first minute.
Nobody to blame but themselves.
November 8, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Honestly, its hard to be mad. Derby wins come down to who plays less scared.
Köln was terrified of a team in 16th for some reason, Gladbach played like they wanted to win from the first minute.
Nobody to blame but themselves.
Köln was terrified of a team in 16th for some reason, Gladbach played like they wanted to win from the first minute.
Nobody to blame but themselves.
Out of respect for being unbiased we will not be saying anything during this game.
November 8, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Out of respect for being unbiased we will not be saying anything during this game.
Who could have seen Hoffenheim going from almost relegated to European contenders this season. Pretty wild ride for them to start this year.
Hoffenheim vs Leipzig is being played at a insane pace
November 8, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Who could have seen Hoffenheim going from almost relegated to European contenders this season. Pretty wild ride for them to start this year.
No big surprises from either team. El Mala despite picking up a supposed injury in training gets a start.
Both teams are coming out swinging unsurprisingly
Both teams are coming out swinging unsurprisingly
November 8, 2025 at 4:55 PM
No big surprises from either team. El Mala despite picking up a supposed injury in training gets a start.
Both teams are coming out swinging unsurprisingly
Both teams are coming out swinging unsurprisingly
Alright now that all the warm-up matches are out of the way we can focus on the big one.
Köln and Gladbach are heading into this one with big wins. Table position is completely irrelevant when it comes to this one.
The atmosphere is going to be insane as 6000 Koln away fans are going.
Köln and Gladbach are heading into this one with big wins. Table position is completely irrelevant when it comes to this one.
The atmosphere is going to be insane as 6000 Koln away fans are going.
November 8, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Alright now that all the warm-up matches are out of the way we can focus on the big one.
Köln and Gladbach are heading into this one with big wins. Table position is completely irrelevant when it comes to this one.
The atmosphere is going to be insane as 6000 Koln away fans are going.
Köln and Gladbach are heading into this one with big wins. Table position is completely irrelevant when it comes to this one.
The atmosphere is going to be insane as 6000 Koln away fans are going.
Union Berlin have their first ever win against Bayern escape in the last minutes, but still a monumental achievement for them to be Bayerns first dropped points of the season. The winning streak now stopped at 16
But as is Bundesliga Tradition ™️, Leipzig and Dortmund also drop points.
But as is Bundesliga Tradition ™️, Leipzig and Dortmund also drop points.
November 8, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Union Berlin have their first ever win against Bayern escape in the last minutes, but still a monumental achievement for them to be Bayerns first dropped points of the season. The winning streak now stopped at 16
But as is Bundesliga Tradition ™️, Leipzig and Dortmund also drop points.
But as is Bundesliga Tradition ™️, Leipzig and Dortmund also drop points.
Dortmund are the most predictable team in the world
Dortmund getting points while Bayern drops points would be pretty uncomfortable actually, thats not how thats supposed to go lol
November 8, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Dortmund are the most predictable team in the world
