Hi! My name is Paul
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Former sports writer, now designer and coder. Lover of animals. Only have 1 team #goducks. Amateur wiseguy. Divorced, unemployed and more than a little battered by the last 3 years. Hire me!
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Smart toilets will be the first to turn on humanity because they've seen some shit.
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once again these things boil down to “is your group a bohemian cultural identity” or “is your group actually trying to do things?” and the key tell is whether your activity centers on policing of in-group behavior or whether it centers on, again, tangible goals
February 3, 2026 at 6:50 PM
once again these things boil down to “is your group a bohemian cultural identity” or “is your group actually trying to do things?” and the key tell is whether your activity centers on policing of in-group behavior or whether it centers on, again, tangible goals
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Federal Judges have a very real and well-established reason to fear doxing and violence and yet I doubt anyone thinks it would be acceptable for them to preside from the bench in a hood.
February 4, 2026 at 2:10 AM
Federal Judges have a very real and well-established reason to fear doxing and violence and yet I doubt anyone thinks it would be acceptable for them to preside from the bench in a hood.
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Lulu fell asleep on my boots waiting to go for her walk.
January 31, 2026 at 6:07 PM
Lulu fell asleep on my boots waiting to go for her walk.
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When they say Me Too "went too far," they mean "got too close."
January 31, 2026 at 4:25 PM
When they say Me Too "went too far," they mean "got too close."
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it’s not necessarily that all these people in the epstein files participated in the raping of girls it’s that none of them cared and if he hadn’t been arrested and died they’d still be out there trying to be his friend
January 31, 2026 at 5:45 PM
it’s not necessarily that all these people in the epstein files participated in the raping of girls it’s that none of them cared and if he hadn’t been arrested and died they’d still be out there trying to be his friend
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A little girl in Portland, OR after being tear gassed by ICE. what the actual fuck.
February 1, 2026 at 2:14 AM
A little girl in Portland, OR after being tear gassed by ICE. what the actual fuck.
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They hid the Trump evidence from the Epstein Files in a place it will never be seen: the end of the Melania documentary.
January 31, 2026 at 4:00 PM
They hid the Trump evidence from the Epstein Files in a place it will never be seen: the end of the Melania documentary.
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The Markiplier situation with Iron Lung shows just how efficiently movies can turn a buck into two, but the entire industry is on fire because no one wants to just get rich, they want to turn fifty cents into a billion.
January 31, 2026 at 7:49 PM
The Markiplier situation with Iron Lung shows just how efficiently movies can turn a buck into two, but the entire industry is on fire because no one wants to just get rich, they want to turn fifty cents into a billion.
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I can officially confirm that the snow in NC is roughly one (1) corgi deep
January 31, 2026 at 9:46 PM
I can officially confirm that the snow in NC is roughly one (1) corgi deep
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When threatened, the global elite can spit venom as far as three meters
February 1, 2026 at 4:16 AM
When threatened, the global elite can spit venom as far as three meters
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Can confirm. Nothing has changed on the ground. ICE still attacking people, kidnapping, all that stuff—and the city is still out protecting and helping neighbors
Absolutely surreal to continue to hear about drawdowns and lowered temperatures and things calming down in Minneapolis when, as far as I can tell, literally nothing has changed on the ground
January 31, 2026 at 2:08 PM
Can confirm. Nothing has changed on the ground. ICE still attacking people, kidnapping, all that stuff—and the city is still out protecting and helping neighbors
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Seeing that photo of Obama putting the Medal of Freedom on Tom Homan circulate again. It's fake. Homan did get a civil service award during the Obama administration, but it wasn't the Medal of Freedom, it wasn't a medal (it was a certificate), and Obama didn't present it to him in person.
January 31, 2026 at 3:26 PM
Seeing that photo of Obama putting the Medal of Freedom on Tom Homan circulate again. It's fake. Homan did get a civil service award during the Obama administration, but it wasn't the Medal of Freedom, it wasn't a medal (it was a certificate), and Obama didn't present it to him in person.
"Internally, the layoffs were referred to as “Project Dawn,” a name that circulated quickly among staff in Slack messages seen by Reuters."
Amazon layoffs. Internal messaging dehumanizes the people losing their livelihoods.
Amazon layoffs. Internal messaging dehumanizes the people losing their livelihoods.
January 28, 2026 at 2:50 PM
"Internally, the layoffs were referred to as “Project Dawn,” a name that circulated quickly among staff in Slack messages seen by Reuters."
Amazon layoffs. Internal messaging dehumanizes the people losing their livelihoods.
Amazon layoffs. Internal messaging dehumanizes the people losing their livelihoods.
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Scott Bessent on Trump Accounts: "Rather than giving a toy for a birthday or holiday, they can contribute to these accounts"
January 28, 2026 at 1:31 PM
Scott Bessent on Trump Accounts: "Rather than giving a toy for a birthday or holiday, they can contribute to these accounts"
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Restaurants in the Twin Cities have largely switched to pickup only to protect delivery workers, many undocumented because that is work people going through the asylum process can do, from being disappeared or having ICE use delivery orders as a trap.
January 28, 2026 at 2:04 PM
Restaurants in the Twin Cities have largely switched to pickup only to protect delivery workers, many undocumented because that is work people going through the asylum process can do, from being disappeared or having ICE use delivery orders as a trap.
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my favorite color herring is red. or is it??
January 28, 2026 at 12:52 PM
my favorite color herring is red. or is it??
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Alex Pretti did nothing wrong and should still be alive. I don't know why he brought a gun to the protest and it doesn't matter.
That said, if you are motivated by this incident to arm yourself to resist tyranny, think again. You won't win or survive a violent confrontation with federal forces.
That said, if you are motivated by this incident to arm yourself to resist tyranny, think again. You won't win or survive a violent confrontation with federal forces.
“Privately packing heat is already priced into the maintenance of America’s system of government. The rounding errors are measured mostly in the lives cut short by suicides and murders, not in the fits and starts of a revolution waiting to be born.” www.liberalcurrents.com/dont-buy-a-g...
Don't Buy a Gun
Confrontational but nonviolent protest is more effective than the solipsistic comfort of an assault rifle.
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January 28, 2026 at 12:34 PM
Alex Pretti did nothing wrong and should still be alive. I don't know why he brought a gun to the protest and it doesn't matter.
That said, if you are motivated by this incident to arm yourself to resist tyranny, think again. You won't win or survive a violent confrontation with federal forces.
That said, if you are motivated by this incident to arm yourself to resist tyranny, think again. You won't win or survive a violent confrontation with federal forces.
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i’m andrew huberman and this is 60 minutes. first, i’d like to mention our sponsor, sigmamax scrotum dewrinkler. when i was in the market for ball balms, i needed one that could handle the gnarliest of wrinkles, yet crafted with ethical goat tears and silver water that is lab tested and certified…
January 28, 2026 at 8:52 AM
i’m andrew huberman and this is 60 minutes. first, i’d like to mention our sponsor, sigmamax scrotum dewrinkler. when i was in the market for ball balms, i needed one that could handle the gnarliest of wrinkles, yet crafted with ethical goat tears and silver water that is lab tested and certified…
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Does he get to keep the coat?
January 27, 2026 at 2:45 PM
Does he get to keep the coat?
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They assaulted him once. He went right back. There's a great old word to describe that: "valor." The kind they give medals for in wars. The other side are such cowards. We will win.
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Alex Pretti was in earlier confrontation with federal agents who tackled him, broke his rib, sources say | CNN
Federal immigration officials have been collecting information on protesters and agitators, sources told CNN.
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January 28, 2026 at 1:51 AM
They assaulted him once. He went right back. There's a great old word to describe that: "valor." The kind they give medals for in wars. The other side are such cowards. We will win.
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The execution of Alex Pretti is playing so badly because you can look at his actions and life story - his last act was helping, boy scout, athlete, health care worker to veterans - and compare those to the men who killed him and know which you would want to be your son, brother, father, uncle.
January 26, 2026 at 4:18 PM
The execution of Alex Pretti is playing so badly because you can look at his actions and life story - his last act was helping, boy scout, athlete, health care worker to veterans - and compare those to the men who killed him and know which you would want to be your son, brother, father, uncle.
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I think we can all agree that, even though we love our pets, even like children they can wear on our patience and good nature. The problem is, once they're not around it's like we're without that piece of ourselves.
Anyway, after three days at home I'm in the office and miss my cat. Asshole.
Anyway, after three days at home I'm in the office and miss my cat. Asshole.
January 27, 2026 at 11:44 AM
I think we can all agree that, even though we love our pets, even like children they can wear on our patience and good nature. The problem is, once they're not around it's like we're without that piece of ourselves.
Anyway, after three days at home I'm in the office and miss my cat. Asshole.
Anyway, after three days at home I'm in the office and miss my cat. Asshole.
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I've been sent video from the end of the ICE raid at the Zipps on 32nd and Shea.
It shows protesters -- on the sidewalk, impeding no one -- getting drive-by maced by an ICE agent from a truck as it rolls away down the road.
Hard to see how such tactics are justifiable.
It shows protesters -- on the sidewalk, impeding no one -- getting drive-by maced by an ICE agent from a truck as it rolls away down the road.
Hard to see how such tactics are justifiable.
January 27, 2026 at 6:07 AM
I've been sent video from the end of the ICE raid at the Zipps on 32nd and Shea.
It shows protesters -- on the sidewalk, impeding no one -- getting drive-by maced by an ICE agent from a truck as it rolls away down the road.
Hard to see how such tactics are justifiable.
It shows protesters -- on the sidewalk, impeding no one -- getting drive-by maced by an ICE agent from a truck as it rolls away down the road.
Hard to see how such tactics are justifiable.
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Also when CBP and ICE officers brag about their "bitch" victims "holes"
“I fired 5 rounds, and she had 7 holes. Put that in your book boys.”
he texted a group chat involving other agents
agent's own bodycam video showed him telling victim Marimar Martinez before opening fire, “Do something, bitch”
“I fired 5 rounds, and she had 7 holes. Put that in your book boys.”
he texted a group chat involving other agents
agent's own bodycam video showed him telling victim Marimar Martinez before opening fire, “Do something, bitch”
January 27, 2026 at 1:37 AM
Also when CBP and ICE officers brag about their "bitch" victims "holes"
“I fired 5 rounds, and she had 7 holes. Put that in your book boys.”
he texted a group chat involving other agents
agent's own bodycam video showed him telling victim Marimar Martinez before opening fire, “Do something, bitch”
“I fired 5 rounds, and she had 7 holes. Put that in your book boys.”
he texted a group chat involving other agents
agent's own bodycam video showed him telling victim Marimar Martinez before opening fire, “Do something, bitch”