Hi! My name is Paul
@morganducks.bsky.social
Former sports writer, now designer and coder. Lover of animals. Only have 1 team #goducks. Amateur wiseguy. Divorced, unemployed and more than a little battered by the last 3 years. Hire me!
Fuck you Megyn Kelly. These are the children Megyn Kelly believes were "barely legal."
Not "young women." Not "barely legal." Children.
Tim Miller hits this right on the nose. There should be universal disgust and condemnation of anyone trying to explain it away.
youtu.be/3ToBlvZZxJ4?...
Not "young women." Not "barely legal." Children.
Tim Miller hits this right on the nose. There should be universal disgust and condemnation of anyone trying to explain it away.
youtu.be/3ToBlvZZxJ4?...
November 14, 2025 at 7:54 AM
Fuck you Megyn Kelly. These are the children Megyn Kelly believes were "barely legal."
Not "young women." Not "barely legal." Children.
Tim Miller hits this right on the nose. There should be universal disgust and condemnation of anyone trying to explain it away.
youtu.be/3ToBlvZZxJ4?...
Not "young women." Not "barely legal." Children.
Tim Miller hits this right on the nose. There should be universal disgust and condemnation of anyone trying to explain it away.
youtu.be/3ToBlvZZxJ4?...
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The soft pedaling language being used to describe the men in the Epstein files is enraging.
They didn’t “have sex with underage girls”.
They raped them.
Sex implies consent.
The survivors deserve better than this. Use the correct language. Say what these men did.
They didn’t “have sex with underage girls”.
They raped them.
Sex implies consent.
The survivors deserve better than this. Use the correct language. Say what these men did.
November 13, 2025 at 4:53 AM
The soft pedaling language being used to describe the men in the Epstein files is enraging.
They didn’t “have sex with underage girls”.
They raped them.
Sex implies consent.
The survivors deserve better than this. Use the correct language. Say what these men did.
They didn’t “have sex with underage girls”.
They raped them.
Sex implies consent.
The survivors deserve better than this. Use the correct language. Say what these men did.
"Fear is pain in the future."
Extortionist language.
Extortionist language.
November 13, 2025 at 12:13 PM
"Fear is pain in the future."
Extortionist language.
Extortionist language.
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There are two kinds of dogs
November 13, 2025 at 10:09 AM
There are two kinds of dogs
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Back in 2004 ago a guy won a "lifetime" supply of clam chowder that turned out to mean one can a day for 3 years.
He experimented with living on clam chowder, figuring out what he could make with it. Sandwiches, bread, cakes, ice cream, pizza, etc.
He experimented with living on clam chowder, figuring out what he could make with it. Sandwiches, bread, cakes, ice cream, pizza, etc.
November 13, 2025 at 10:22 AM
Back in 2004 ago a guy won a "lifetime" supply of clam chowder that turned out to mean one can a day for 3 years.
He experimented with living on clam chowder, figuring out what he could make with it. Sandwiches, bread, cakes, ice cream, pizza, etc.
He experimented with living on clam chowder, figuring out what he could make with it. Sandwiches, bread, cakes, ice cream, pizza, etc.
Goon a movie?
Goon Will Hunting
Goon Will Hunting
Goon a movie?
Goon Morning Vietnam
Goon Morning Vietnam
Goon a movie?
High Goon
High Goon
November 13, 2025 at 7:55 AM
Goon a movie?
Goon Will Hunting
Goon Will Hunting
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Affinity’s shift to a freemium model has users wondering if that free glass of water comes with a hidden fee—are we getting a taste or just setting the table for disappointment? https://thesixthlense.com/article/affinitys-freemium-move-are-we-dining-with-the-devil-or-just
November 13, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Affinity’s shift to a freemium model has users wondering if that free glass of water comes with a hidden fee—are we getting a taste or just setting the table for disappointment? https://thesixthlense.com/article/affinitys-freemium-move-are-we-dining-with-the-devil-or-just
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Already? I swear Exploding Whale season starts earlier and earlier every year.
November 13, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Already? I swear Exploding Whale season starts earlier and earlier every year.
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another successful exploding whale day here in the us of a, let’s see if we can top it next year
November 13, 2025 at 2:32 AM
another successful exploding whale day here in the us of a, let’s see if we can top it next year
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Stockholm Syndrome is actually very nice and I love it now
November 13, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Stockholm Syndrome is actually very nice and I love it now
And using it to clean their ears. As I would.
November 11, 2025 at 10:33 AM
And using it to clean their ears. As I would.
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i'm glad the Barenaked Ladies never got their hands on that million dollars... all the crap they were gonna do with it was so stupid and annoying. dijon ketchup. go fuck yourself
November 2, 2025 at 8:19 PM
i'm glad the Barenaked Ladies never got their hands on that million dollars... all the crap they were gonna do with it was so stupid and annoying. dijon ketchup. go fuck yourself
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Can you fire an interim coach?
Oregon State achieves the inexplicable, losing to previously winless Sam Houston State.
Oregon State achieves the inexplicable, losing to previously winless Sam Houston State
The Beavers went up 17-0, but it all fell apart from there.
www.oregonlive.com
November 9, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Can you fire an interim coach?
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Oregon came close to having their postseason hopes dashed. Then Oregon's sophomore leader took control.
The rain let up, but Dante Moore didn’t. And the Ducks CFP hopes are still very much alive. | Bill Oram
Oregon came close to having their postseason hopes dashed. Then Oregon's sophomore leader took control.
www.oregonlive.com
November 9, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Oregon came close to having their postseason hopes dashed. Then Oregon's sophomore leader took control.
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Also, I stress ate an entire pizza in the 3Q, which felt very Big Ten and midwest to me, I've truly made it.
November 9, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Also, I stress ate an entire pizza in the 3Q, which felt very Big Ten and midwest to me, I've truly made it.
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Them: I have some bad news.
Me: Good thing I’m sitting down.
Them: I just painted that chair.
Me: Good thing I’m sitting down.
Them: I just painted that chair.
November 8, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Them: I have some bad news.
Me: Good thing I’m sitting down.
Them: I just painted that chair.
Me: Good thing I’m sitting down.
Them: I just painted that chair.
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Richest nation in human history
November 7, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Richest nation in human history
Do I have to be evil to have a sandwich thrown at me?
Not sure I could be evil.
Still want sandwich.
Not sure I could be evil.
Still want sandwich.
November 7, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Do I have to be evil to have a sandwich thrown at me?
Not sure I could be evil.
Still want sandwich.
Not sure I could be evil.
Still want sandwich.
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the sandwich guy walking away from the court house and suddenly, his limp disappears
November 6, 2025 at 8:19 PM
the sandwich guy walking away from the court house and suddenly, his limp disappears
YouTube, Disney.
None of the companies we are forced to use give a sht about us. They are perfectly happy to use us a fodder in the corporate war.
I see a lot of talk about who's winning this standoff.
Like always, only consumers lose.
None of the companies we are forced to use give a sht about us. They are perfectly happy to use us a fodder in the corporate war.
I see a lot of talk about who's winning this standoff.
Like always, only consumers lose.
November 7, 2025 at 10:05 AM
YouTube, Disney.
None of the companies we are forced to use give a sht about us. They are perfectly happy to use us a fodder in the corporate war.
I see a lot of talk about who's winning this standoff.
Like always, only consumers lose.
None of the companies we are forced to use give a sht about us. They are perfectly happy to use us a fodder in the corporate war.
I see a lot of talk about who's winning this standoff.
Like always, only consumers lose.
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Oregon is playing like burning trash and this game film should be blasted into the sun never to be seen by anyone again. Which means an Oregon Sweet 16 trip is on the way #GoDucks
November 5, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Oregon is playing like burning trash and this game film should be blasted into the sun never to be seen by anyone again. Which means an Oregon Sweet 16 trip is on the way #GoDucks
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Really want my chalk outline to have an hourglass figure.
November 4, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Really want my chalk outline to have an hourglass figure.
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Taking a nap is my first line of defence. I will frequently nap to avoid paying bills, cleaning my house, acknowledging my feelings, dealing with the increasing amount of blood dripping from the walls etc
November 4, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Taking a nap is my first line of defence. I will frequently nap to avoid paying bills, cleaning my house, acknowledging my feelings, dealing with the increasing amount of blood dripping from the walls etc