Hi! My name is Paul
@morganducks.bsky.social
Former sports writer, now designer and coder. Lover of animals. Only have 1 team #goducks. Amateur wiseguy. Divorced, unemployed and more than a little battered by the last 3 years. Hire me!
Fuck you Megyn Kelly. These are the children Megyn Kelly believes were "barely legal."
Not "young women." Not "barely legal." Children.
Tim Miller hits this right on the nose. There should be universal disgust and condemnation of anyone trying to explain it away.
youtu.be/3ToBlvZZxJ4?...
Not "young women." Not "barely legal." Children.
Tim Miller hits this right on the nose. There should be universal disgust and condemnation of anyone trying to explain it away.
youtu.be/3ToBlvZZxJ4?...
November 14, 2025 at 7:54 AM
Fuck you Megyn Kelly. These are the children Megyn Kelly believes were "barely legal."
Not "young women." Not "barely legal." Children.
Tim Miller hits this right on the nose. There should be universal disgust and condemnation of anyone trying to explain it away.
youtu.be/3ToBlvZZxJ4?...
Not "young women." Not "barely legal." Children.
Tim Miller hits this right on the nose. There should be universal disgust and condemnation of anyone trying to explain it away.
youtu.be/3ToBlvZZxJ4?...
"Fear is pain in the future."
Extortionist language.
Extortionist language.
November 13, 2025 at 12:13 PM
"Fear is pain in the future."
Extortionist language.
Extortionist language.
When I was about 4, I was rushed to the hospital because my folks thought I had spinal meningitis. I had a spinal tap.
I was too young to remember much of it, but somehow this image hits my subconscious hard.
I was too young to remember much of it, but somehow this image hits my subconscious hard.
October 28, 2025 at 3:46 AM
When I was about 4, I was rushed to the hospital because my folks thought I had spinal meningitis. I had a spinal tap.
I was too young to remember much of it, but somehow this image hits my subconscious hard.
I was too young to remember much of it, but somehow this image hits my subconscious hard.
So glad this dude is in my life. Two years since I found him at the shelter.
I've never had a more affectionate cat.
He's also an asshole. His name is El Gato de Casa Morgan, Esq. Do not cross him. Those claws mean business. He'll reach out and grab me as I walk by.
Send treats.
I've never had a more affectionate cat.
He's also an asshole. His name is El Gato de Casa Morgan, Esq. Do not cross him. Those claws mean business. He'll reach out and grab me as I walk by.
Send treats.
October 11, 2025 at 1:17 PM
So glad this dude is in my life. Two years since I found him at the shelter.
I've never had a more affectionate cat.
He's also an asshole. His name is El Gato de Casa Morgan, Esq. Do not cross him. Those claws mean business. He'll reach out and grab me as I walk by.
Send treats.
I've never had a more affectionate cat.
He's also an asshole. His name is El Gato de Casa Morgan, Esq. Do not cross him. Those claws mean business. He'll reach out and grab me as I walk by.
Send treats.
@tysonalger.bsky.social and Ken Woody coming to you LIVE from the void.
Tiny critique, "The Inside Look" is so generic.
How about this: Woody's Whiteboard.
Podcast extras could include shots of you guys sniffing the markers.
I should go to bed.
Tiny critique, "The Inside Look" is so generic.
How about this: Woody's Whiteboard.
Podcast extras could include shots of you guys sniffing the markers.
I should go to bed.
October 11, 2025 at 10:53 AM
@tysonalger.bsky.social and Ken Woody coming to you LIVE from the void.
Tiny critique, "The Inside Look" is so generic.
How about this: Woody's Whiteboard.
Podcast extras could include shots of you guys sniffing the markers.
I should go to bed.
Tiny critique, "The Inside Look" is so generic.
How about this: Woody's Whiteboard.
Podcast extras could include shots of you guys sniffing the markers.
I should go to bed.
I sense two lives diverting.
October 11, 2025 at 10:47 AM
I sense two lives diverting.
William H Macy really let himself go
September 22, 2025 at 9:41 AM
William H Macy really let himself go
A dude approached me at a bar recently and asked me when I was going to finish the book. I played along. Told him that Edward Cullen lost his left leg and a blind-drunk Gandalf had burned down the shire because he was tired of all the Hobbits getting under foot.
September 21, 2025 at 10:12 AM
A dude approached me at a bar recently and asked me when I was going to finish the book. I played along. Told him that Edward Cullen lost his left leg and a blind-drunk Gandalf had burned down the shire because he was tired of all the Hobbits getting under foot.
TBH, I could use a hug right now
July 12, 2025 at 5:22 AM
TBH, I could use a hug right now
I'm at the age where "soft serve" has more than one meaning.
Form a line, ladies! No pushing!
Form a line, ladies! No pushing!
June 24, 2025 at 9:35 AM
I'm at the age where "soft serve" has more than one meaning.
Form a line, ladies! No pushing!
Form a line, ladies! No pushing!
All my pets in the past 30 years have been rescues. So no little pics.
June 20, 2025 at 8:03 AM
All my pets in the past 30 years have been rescues. So no little pics.
This is who runs this account.
June 17, 2025 at 3:08 PM
This is who runs this account.
Happy Friday, for those lucky enough to still have a job!
BOOP!
BOOP!
May 22, 2025 at 9:26 AM
Happy Friday, for those lucky enough to still have a job!
BOOP!
BOOP!
Happy Friday! Boop.
May 16, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Happy Friday! Boop.
Whatcha doin? Poopin?
Me too. Later. In your dad's planter beds. He'll chase me, but he won't stop me.
Me too. Later. In your dad's planter beds. He'll chase me, but he won't stop me.
April 27, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Whatcha doin? Poopin?
Me too. Later. In your dad's planter beds. He'll chase me, but he won't stop me.
Me too. Later. In your dad's planter beds. He'll chase me, but he won't stop me.
Eventually Jerry realized he needed to be more explicit in his effort to keep people away from his solo "erotic" sessions at the construction site.
April 9, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Eventually Jerry realized he needed to be more explicit in his effort to keep people away from his solo "erotic" sessions at the construction site.