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AKA "Johnny Miami"
@misterstingely.bsky.social
Arteesteh, dog-lover, aphid reader.
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Comrade Mamdani has given us the activation code. Woke 2 is a go
January 18, 2026 at 11:35 PM
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You don’t have to tell me Idle Hands rules, I know Idle Hands rules, it has Dragula and Static X on the soundtrack, we’re on Bluesky we’re all the exact age to recognize Idle Hands as the classic that it is
January 19, 2026 at 12:10 AM
Not joking they should probably hide this in a secure location for a while.
January 18, 2026 at 2:08 AM
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Does not support removing the president.
The Trump Administration has lost the public’s sentiment on ICE, Border Patrol, and immigration.

The people of Minnesota are not alone. You are on the right side of history.
January 17, 2026 at 3:02 AM
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this is art. we never needed ai when there is photoshop
January 17, 2026 at 3:25 AM
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🎶
February 11, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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i feel like i see a lot of stolen himbo valor online and it pisses me off. you’re not a damn himbo! you’re nothing like the guy i went out with who told me his favorite artist was ‘leonardo the vinci’!
January 15, 2026 at 4:42 PM
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hi Jon, thanks for taking a break from the Nazi child porn app to come over here and engage in some of your patented honest debate
I've written hundreds and hundreds of columns, dating back to March 2016, calling Trump a dangerous authoritarian. I don't know how to describe @ryanlcooper.com except as a straight liar.
January 14, 2026 at 2:26 PM
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Great advice for the present moment too.
this is cold as fuck
January 14, 2026 at 4:15 AM
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Hey you know what let’s hear robot fingers out maybe
January 14, 2026 at 2:50 AM
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I don’t think Ghoul Troopers should be allowed to suck all the life force out of their victims so they dissolve into a powdery skeleton. Ghoul Troopers should be limited to making them ten years older
January 13, 2026 at 4:46 PM
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the democrats are right we should focus on kitchen table issues. for example there is a guy at my kitchen table who wants to shoot me in the face with a gun
January 13, 2026 at 12:01 AM
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Early humans thought this was the height of cool over 2million years ago
January 10, 2026 at 5:09 AM
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January 6, 2026 at 8:26 PM
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And she specifically asked them to not tread on her 😩
January 7, 2026 at 12:55 AM
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Jan 6th Bloopers:
January 7, 2026 at 12:41 AM
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By Crom… I’ll make my voice heard down at the polling place! - Conan The Voter
January 7, 2026 at 12:54 AM
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Our show Eerie, Indiana was Stranger Things 25 years early, sez here:

dangerousminds.net/pop-culture/...
How 'Eerie, Indiana' was 'Stranger Things' 25 years early
A look at the TV show 'Eerie, Indiana', its impact, its story and its similarities to 'Stranger Things' despite airing nearly 30 years earlier.
dangerousminds.net
January 7, 2026 at 12:54 AM
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Yeah I get notified when you post. It's not a big deal, I just think everything you say is perfect and I am in love with you.
January 3, 2026 at 5:00 AM
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The gasp-laugh I made at this is something I couldn’t reproduce if I tried
January 6, 2026 at 4:16 AM
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Could an empire in decline do THIS? *launches deeply unpopular invasion cementing status as lunatic-led pariah state, its not clear what kind of move i was trying to do*
January 3, 2026 at 6:59 PM
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January 4, 2026 at 3:29 PM
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Hi!
Few things to start off with =]
1. Yes I added you because you're a female gamer, 'tis an awesome thing to see!
2. I'm Brian.
3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen =D.
December 30, 2024 at 4:53 AM
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english novelist philippa gregory takes tea very seriously. she has multiple people on stuff just to prepare it, and when the woman who heats water for her is out sick she uses the other boilin girl
January 4, 2026 at 6:00 PM
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January 4, 2026 at 5:11 PM