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Miss Thing
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Faggot on the verge. 🔞 She/They. Episcopal Seminarian. Bisexual. Demi-Girl.
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I can’t believe I get to have an actual Tom ship I like that will be canon I could cry
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Saying “it’s not like that” when it’s totally like that.
November 12, 2025 at 7:31 AM
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My takeaway from every new Epstein revelation is that some powerful people victimized many powerless young women, many more knew, some actively enabled it--and we're still being told that MeToo and accountability for sexual violence have gone too far
November 12, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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i think more writers should cause billionaires to have nervous breakdowns
November 12, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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November 12, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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America, a nation built on the legend of overthrowing dynastic rule by inbred bloodlines and not even six Presidential elections later they all went "Now hold on I think we're being a little hasty here"
Can we agree to absolutely no more people from the following families:

Kennedy
Bush
Clinton
Cuomo
Pelosi
(and OF COURSE)
Trump

Any others? Throw in Sununu just ‘cause funny name?

And if I have to make this deal with god/ the universe/satan to make the nepo ban happen, then fine: no Corbetts EVER
This man sounds wildly insufferable??? His career is “influencer”??? He has absolutely no qualifications???? He is running on the Kennedy name recognition alone???? The Times repeatedly calls him a prince??? Can we just fucking stop with this political dynasty nightmare????
November 12, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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these epstein emails are pretty damning. i sure hope that we haven't spent the last couple years in a cultural backslide where men are seemingly allowed to openly and gleefully fantasize about dominating young women without any threat of reproach
November 12, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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Sapphic fantasies ✨
November 12, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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November 12, 2025 at 9:02 AM
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Rape is the distillation of the far-right worldview that Trump embodies: a gleefully sadistic act of domination carried out as fulfillment of a supposedly natural hierarchy. It would be weird if Trump wasn’t a rapist, given his ideological commitments—which is before you get to all the accusations.
i mean c’mon. the president’s best friend was the most notorious pedo in the country’s history who ran a massive child trafficking ring. every bit of circumstantial evidence we have says that trump was a participant. if this were a criminal trial we’d have enough evidence to compel a plea deal.
November 12, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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the republican party is engaged in a cover up to keep the american people from learning whether president trump is president pedo
A direct email exchange from 2011 between Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell, just released by House Oversight Committee Democrats.
November 12, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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Sophia will not be denied
November 12, 2025 at 11:57 AM
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C R Y I N G this is so perfect lmao

x: www.instagram.com/reel/DQ7cPSf...
November 12, 2025 at 3:29 AM
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November 12, 2025 at 5:15 AM
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Watched this movie again the other day and felt like drawing them.

#Onlyloversleftalive #vampires #art
November 10, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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the lady that filled the bird feeder was two hours late and chester was starting to get pissed
November 11, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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sumptuous silk gown with terrible pit stains
November 8, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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I don’t think my heart could stand finding out that Taco Bell and Walmart are just in it for the profit
November 10, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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Let my gravestone read "PUNCTUATION GOES INSIDE THE QUOTATION MARKS."
November 10, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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While we're at it, why do we pay for a fire department when most houses don't even burn down.
Tell me you don’t understand risk pools without telling me you don’t understand risk pools
November 10, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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I’m not a fuckboy. I’m a flirtation sensation.
November 10, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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Why is it called a lie detector machine and not a defibillator?
November 10, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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Heh. I actually do "experience pleasure," just like any normal person. I have pleasurable experiences every day. I read books, of course, and watch movies. Even the odd television show. I consume food and experience the same pleasure as everybody else. I enjoy things. I am capable of enjoying things
November 10, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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this is literally never not accurate
November 10, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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game could no longer recognize game because game grew a robust mustache
November 10, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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I like it when they go WE WILL NEVER STOP FIGHTING FOR YOU in the exact moment that they are stopping fighting for me
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 PM