MICHAΞL
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Making a literal difference, metaphorically
Davante Adams at the 1yd line might be more automatic than the tush push
November 24, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Davante Adams at the 1yd line might be more automatic than the tush push
Eagles are such frauds lol
November 24, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Eagles are such frauds lol
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Cowboys Eagles is coming down to who kicks themselves in the groin last
November 24, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Cowboys Eagles is coming down to who kicks themselves in the groin last
THICC SIX IN ARIZONA!!!!
November 23, 2025 at 9:32 PM
THICC SIX IN ARIZONA!!!!
Rashee Rice is leaving a ton of YAC on the table today
November 23, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Rashee Rice is leaving a ton of YAC on the table today
welp
just feels like a bad omen to send russ out there for the coin toss
November 23, 2025 at 9:18 PM
welp
LOOOOOOOL JAMYR GIBBS
November 23, 2025 at 9:18 PM
LOOOOOOOL JAMYR GIBBS
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this is analytics
November 23, 2025 at 9:14 PM
this is analytics
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just feels like a bad omen to send russ out there for the coin toss
November 23, 2025 at 9:13 PM
just feels like a bad omen to send russ out there for the coin toss
Sending out Russ for the coin toss LOL
November 23, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Sending out Russ for the coin toss LOL
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Jameis Winston receiving yards: 33
Justin Jefferson receiving yards: 41
Justin Jefferson receiving yards: 41
November 23, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Jameis Winston receiving yards: 33
Justin Jefferson receiving yards: 41
Justin Jefferson receiving yards: 41
Jameis Winston Receiving TD is the play of the season. I don't give a fuck what else happens
November 23, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Jameis Winston Receiving TD is the play of the season. I don't give a fuck what else happens
HOLY FUCKING JAMEIS
DANGERUSS COULD NEEEVVVERRRRR
DANGERUSS COULD NEEEVVVERRRRR
November 23, 2025 at 8:27 PM
HOLY FUCKING JAMEIS
DANGERUSS COULD NEEEVVVERRRRR
DANGERUSS COULD NEEEVVVERRRRR
I've got the Vikings-Packers game on with no sound, is it just me or have the Vikings exclusively been in 3rd and very long on their 3 yard line for entirety of the game??
Every time I Iook over JJ McCarthy is fighting for his life to avoid a safety
Every time I Iook over JJ McCarthy is fighting for his life to avoid a safety
November 23, 2025 at 8:20 PM
I've got the Vikings-Packers game on with no sound, is it just me or have the Vikings exclusively been in 3rd and very long on their 3 yard line for entirety of the game??
Every time I Iook over JJ McCarthy is fighting for his life to avoid a safety
Every time I Iook over JJ McCarthy is fighting for his life to avoid a safety
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November 23, 2025 at 5:57 PM
JSN is awesome but that was such an obvious push off lol
November 23, 2025 at 6:49 PM
JSN is awesome but that was such an obvious push off lol
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Bill Cassidy has done infinitely more for the antivaccine movement than he can ever claim he has done to promote vaccination. He is one of the worst antivaxxers to ever live.
November 22, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Bill Cassidy has done infinitely more for the antivaccine movement than he can ever claim he has done to promote vaccination. He is one of the worst antivaxxers to ever live.
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This is actually a fascinating “cost of labor in the tech sector” dataset…
Meanwhile on Hellsite, who knew all the Elon bots were Nigerian? 🤡
November 23, 2025 at 2:23 PM
This is actually a fascinating “cost of labor in the tech sector” dataset…
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Call that guy Hanes King because Pitt just pulled his underwear over his head
November 23, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Call that guy Hanes King because Pitt just pulled his underwear over his head
Kathy Hochul is a generally unremarkable political talent. Teeing her up for a big W like this is either malpractice of the highest order or deliberate self sabotage. Either way you're not going to be governor of jack shit talking like this
November 23, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Kathy Hochul is a generally unremarkable political talent. Teeing her up for a big W like this is either malpractice of the highest order or deliberate self sabotage. Either way you're not going to be governor of jack shit talking like this
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Meets Zohran on Friday, dressing like an East Village poet who wrote something called "A Fairest Autumn" by Saturday.
November 22, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Meets Zohran on Friday, dressing like an East Village poet who wrote something called "A Fairest Autumn" by Saturday.
Amazon grocery delivery is pretty good generally, but these substitution suggestions are deranged.
Yea, I'm sure this recipe that calls for some minced ginger will be totally fine if I swap it out for 3 pounds of sweet potatoes.
Yea, I'm sure this recipe that calls for some minced ginger will be totally fine if I swap it out for 3 pounds of sweet potatoes.
November 22, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Amazon grocery delivery is pretty good generally, but these substitution suggestions are deranged.
Yea, I'm sure this recipe that calls for some minced ginger will be totally fine if I swap it out for 3 pounds of sweet potatoes.
Yea, I'm sure this recipe that calls for some minced ginger will be totally fine if I swap it out for 3 pounds of sweet potatoes.
What about for normal people who don't have a completely empty freezer we can fit a whole baking sheet in?
Also, tired of freezer jenga? Freeze anything liquidish flat on a baking sheet, then you can file it. Pasta sauce, soups, chili, etc. This is ~10L of pasta sauce.
November 22, 2025 at 7:11 PM
What about for normal people who don't have a completely empty freezer we can fit a whole baking sheet in?
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After you help your boss convert a doc to PDF
November 22, 2025 at 4:55 PM
After you help your boss convert a doc to PDF