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Making a literal difference, metaphorically
Thankful 🥰
November 27, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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This is how you get that archaeologist you’ve been into to lick you
is the ap now the onion
November 27, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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“They should do it the right way”
November 26, 2025 at 8:18 PM
A massive portion of the job of Fed Chair is to simply give basic confidence to the actors in the economy that things are being managed by an adult.

If you've been unfortunate enough to see this smug dipshit on TV, you know there's quite possibly no one on Earth less qualified to offer that comfort
November 26, 2025 at 5:19 PM
I thought I knew the whole Riley Gaines deal for a while now. This was extremely eye opening.

At this point I would say she is among the most vile political actors of this vile political era. A truly disgusting grifter who quite truly sold her soul and deserves no place in polite society.
PTFO collaborated with @msjpauly.bsky.social and @motherjones.com on an investigation into Riley Gaines.

Riley’s messaging about trans athletes involves “predatory men” and “sexual assault.”

But there’s an important story multiple ex-teammates at Kentucky want you to know: youtu.be/iKUl8lkuGOc?...
Riley Gaines Investigated: The Lia Thomas Race, the Coach & Why She "Doesn't Even Like" Trump | PTFO
YouTube video by PABLO TORRE FINDS OUT
youtu.be
November 26, 2025 at 12:52 PM
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Millennials trying to talk to their Gen Z cousins at thanksgiving
November 26, 2025 at 1:08 AM
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Just in case you thought this was a ridiculous hypothetical, it’s actually a thing she did, and it’s racked up one thousand three hundred big views on youtube in the 7 hours it’s been up, so take that libs.
November 25, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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You may recognize these turkeys from their conspiracy to kidnap Gov. Gretchen Whitmer
President Trump spares turkeys Gobble and Waddle from appearing on Thanksgiving dinner plates.
November 25, 2025 at 9:45 PM
How long til we get “We are a big tent. We must be a huge, vast tent. I say, this is a party that’s got room for Alex Jones if he wants to come over” from Raskin?
Alex Jones on Marge’s resignation: “I’m inches away from not supporting Trump anymore.”
November 25, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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solar is about to pass natural gas for power generation in California. good stuff www.eia.gov/todayinenerg...
Today in Energy - U.S. Energy Information Administration (EIA)
www.eia.gov
November 25, 2025 at 5:39 PM
The turkey pardoning ceremony is inherently a dumb joke, so on this occasion I will give him a pass for saying "the turkeys are so healthy because we are feeding cows to them"
Trump: "Despite their size, Secretary Kennedy has formally certified that these are the first ever MAHA turkeys. They could be fat, but they're still MAHA. They've been fattened on a steady diet of grass, beef, to allow the smoothies and all the other things they have been eating for this occasion."
November 25, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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BREAKING: Trump pardons turkey who appeared 28 times on Epstein flight logs
November 25, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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Republicans who pretend to be concerned about political violence when their culture of political violence splashes back on them need to be loudly shouted down and chased out of the public square.
BREAKING:

Sen. Elissa Slotkin says police responded to her home tonight in response to a bomb threat. Slotkin wasn't at home at the time.

This is two days after Trump said Slotkin and other Democrats committed "seditious conspiracy, punishable by death."
November 25, 2025 at 11:43 AM
So much energy arguing about which Star Wars films are worse than which other Star Wars films, when the correct take is that they're all bad movies for kids.
November 24, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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The reason why platform companies do make it hard to find account location information is not because they believe in privacy, it's so that advertisers do not know how much is lost to low-tier engagement.

Growth, at all costs, means avoiding publishing basic metadata so that advertisers don't sue.
November 24, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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Seen a lot of people wondering why X, The Everything App would have a feature that gives away how much of the popular right wing accounts are foreign actors and this is why. They thought every left wing account would be that way because every accusation is also a confession.
Planned Parenthood uses a VPN so its twitter location is shown as Germany and now all of MAGA twitter thinks Planned Parenthood is a fake organization based in Europe.
November 24, 2025 at 7:09 PM
LOL James Comey is about to be so insufferable online after this
November 24, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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It’s neither the lawful answer nor is it the oath they took.
BLITZER: I want to be precise. Should members of the US military obey clearly illegal orders?

McCLAIN: You're asking an enlisted person for their opinion on what they think is legal. That's a pretty slippery slope. Follow your commander in chief. That's the oath that you took

(Not a no!)
November 24, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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This poor child, this poor mom. This is just evil.
Emmanuel, a 15-year-old with intellectual disabilities, wandered away from his mom’s fruit stand in October.

She reported him missing to Houston police. But instead of reuniting them, the city turned him over to ICE.

“They’re failing all of us,” his mom said.

thebarbedwire.com/2025/11/24/d...
A Disabled Child’s Mom Reported Him Missing. He Was Locked Away by Federal Immigration Authorities for 48 Days.
Emmanuel, a 15-year-old who has an intellectual disability, walked away from his mom’s fruit stand in October. Houston Police called ICE.
thebarbedwire.com
November 24, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 1:07 PM
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I think we’ve stretched “populism” past the point of meaning. In what sense is Trump even a populist at this point
November 24, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Davante Adams at the 1yd line might be more automatic than the tush push
November 24, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Eagles are such frauds lol
November 24, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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Cowboys Eagles is coming down to who kicks themselves in the groin last
November 24, 2025 at 12:22 AM