MICHAΞL
@mberns247.bsky.social
Making a literal difference, metaphorically
Saw someone post this, gave me a good laugh
November 23, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Saw someone post this, gave me a good laugh
Kathy Hochul is a generally unremarkable political talent. Teeing her up for a big W like this is either malpractice of the highest order or deliberate self sabotage. Either way you're not going to be governor of jack shit talking like this
November 23, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Kathy Hochul is a generally unremarkable political talent. Teeing her up for a big W like this is either malpractice of the highest order or deliberate self sabotage. Either way you're not going to be governor of jack shit talking like this
Amazon grocery delivery is pretty good generally, but these substitution suggestions are deranged.
Yea, I'm sure this recipe that calls for some minced ginger will be totally fine if I swap it out for 3 pounds of sweet potatoes.
Yea, I'm sure this recipe that calls for some minced ginger will be totally fine if I swap it out for 3 pounds of sweet potatoes.
November 22, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Amazon grocery delivery is pretty good generally, but these substitution suggestions are deranged.
Yea, I'm sure this recipe that calls for some minced ginger will be totally fine if I swap it out for 3 pounds of sweet potatoes.
Yea, I'm sure this recipe that calls for some minced ginger will be totally fine if I swap it out for 3 pounds of sweet potatoes.
I would like to as disrespectfully as possible ask of all Evangelical Christians to absolutely fuck the fuck off with this shit.
November 21, 2025 at 4:23 PM
I would like to as disrespectfully as possible ask of all Evangelical Christians to absolutely fuck the fuck off with this shit.
TIMELY FUCKING TURNOVERS!!!!!!
November 16, 2025 at 5:10 PM
TIMELY FUCKING TURNOVERS!!!!!!
AJ1 Chicago: ✅
Travis Scott Fragment: 🙏🏻🔜
Travis Scott Fragment: 🙏🏻🔜
November 15, 2025 at 3:39 PM
AJ1 Chicago: ✅
Travis Scott Fragment: 🙏🏻🔜
Travis Scott Fragment: 🙏🏻🔜
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November 9, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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DOLPHINS DEFENSE PLAYING INSPIRED!!!!
November 9, 2025 at 7:55 PM
DOLPHINS DEFENSE PLAYING INSPIRED!!!!
The whites are at it again
November 5, 2025 at 4:46 PM
The whites are at it again
idk what the hell this is, but I will not engage
October 29, 2025 at 6:24 PM
idk what the hell this is, but I will not engage
Don't ever let them break your brain into thinking this is normal, let alone necessary or good.
October 23, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Don't ever let them break your brain into thinking this is normal, let alone necessary or good.
"Utilise the military guys in your ranks!
Wear black clothes you've never worn before!!!
Give em radios that connect with people flying drones above the rally!!
Co-ordinate movements accordingly!!
We gonna take down that pesky gubment!"
Wear black clothes you've never worn before!!!
Give em radios that connect with people flying drones above the rally!!
Co-ordinate movements accordingly!!
We gonna take down that pesky gubment!"
October 17, 2025 at 5:24 PM
"Utilise the military guys in your ranks!
Wear black clothes you've never worn before!!!
Give em radios that connect with people flying drones above the rally!!
Co-ordinate movements accordingly!!
We gonna take down that pesky gubment!"
Wear black clothes you've never worn before!!!
Give em radios that connect with people flying drones above the rally!!
Co-ordinate movements accordingly!!
We gonna take down that pesky gubment!"
Listen. If you want to stop political violence, stop telling your supporters that everyone that disagrees with you is a Nazi... You're supposed to call everyone that disagrees with you a terrorist and sick the National Guard on them.
October 15, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Listen. If you want to stop political violence, stop telling your supporters that everyone that disagrees with you is a Nazi... You're supposed to call everyone that disagrees with you a terrorist and sick the National Guard on them.
Incredibly confident that this isn’t a conversation worth having.
October 6, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Incredibly confident that this isn’t a conversation worth having.