Lukács Doncic
@weirdalf.bsky.social
A good samurai will parry the blow
Broke: Stephen Colbert should run for president
Woke: Ken Jennings should run for president
Woke: Ken Jennings should run for president
November 11, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Broke: Stephen Colbert should run for president
Woke: Ken Jennings should run for president
Woke: Ken Jennings should run for president
Unfortunately Mike McDaniel has won me back
November 11, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Unfortunately Mike McDaniel has won me back
The recriminations are happening cause yall weren’t united
The sooner we get past internal recriminations and back to fighting united, the better off we all are — the likelier our victory next November.
November 11, 2025 at 12:25 AM
The recriminations are happening cause yall weren’t united
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come along that way, and to my breezelessness bring his breeze
November 10, 2025 at 11:47 PM
come along that way, and to my breezelessness bring his breeze
Read this as “forgot” and it made more sense
SCOOP: Schumer privately fought to extend government shutdown
Scoop: Schumer privately fought to extend government shutdown
"We let him know what we were doing," said Sen. Jeanne Shaheen (D-N.H.).
www.axios.com
November 10, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Read this as “forgot” and it made more sense
It’s so funny that people have been saying the lesson with drafting a QB now is that you need to find a mutant, Josh Allen level dual threat at all costs when the best QB in the NFL in 2025 is Matt Stafford: a man who can’t walk
November 10, 2025 at 10:45 PM
It’s so funny that people have been saying the lesson with drafting a QB now is that you need to find a mutant, Josh Allen level dual threat at all costs when the best QB in the NFL in 2025 is Matt Stafford: a man who can’t walk
Opened twitter to find a sports clip and instantly saw an account claiming Percy Shelley wrote Frankenstein: a claim that is as illiterate as it is brazenly sexist. That place is a cesspool
November 10, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Opened twitter to find a sports clip and instantly saw an account claiming Percy Shelley wrote Frankenstein: a claim that is as illiterate as it is brazenly sexist. That place is a cesspool
Would be curious what’s going to be different about the next vote
That December vote is a huge moment we can turn into a victory. People are watching. Good bill, we win; they cheat, they will lose. If we fight united.
November 10, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Would be curious what’s going to be different about the next vote
The idea of performative reading is funny because absolutely nobody in public will think you’re cool if you’re reading. At best, they’ll think you’re performative! Kind of defeats the purpose
November 10, 2025 at 8:53 PM
The idea of performative reading is funny because absolutely nobody in public will think you’re cool if you’re reading. At best, they’ll think you’re performative! Kind of defeats the purpose
The thing that’s helpful to remember when reading some stupid editorial or think piece is that writers don’t make enough money to only write something when they have a good or worthwhile idea. Most writers have to write approximately 100x more than they have something to write about
November 10, 2025 at 8:50 PM
The thing that’s helpful to remember when reading some stupid editorial or think piece is that writers don’t make enough money to only write something when they have a good or worthwhile idea. Most writers have to write approximately 100x more than they have something to write about
Not just pretentious but laboriously so!
November 10, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Not just pretentious but laboriously so!
People are going to make this about her political choices and that probably made an impact
But I didn’t see any marketing for this movie and the only part of her press tour anyone saw was her doing the weird interview and honestly you probably wouldn’t be able to tell she was promoting a movie
But I didn’t see any marketing for this movie and the only part of her press tour anyone saw was her doing the weird interview and honestly you probably wouldn’t be able to tell she was promoting a movie
November 10, 2025 at 8:02 PM
People are going to make this about her political choices and that probably made an impact
But I didn’t see any marketing for this movie and the only part of her press tour anyone saw was her doing the weird interview and honestly you probably wouldn’t be able to tell she was promoting a movie
But I didn’t see any marketing for this movie and the only part of her press tour anyone saw was her doing the weird interview and honestly you probably wouldn’t be able to tell she was promoting a movie
I definitely agree that they look like amateurs
Tim Kaine calls the intra-party divide over ending the shutdown without Obamacare subsidies a “minor league issue” in an interview w/ Katy Tur
November 10, 2025 at 7:53 PM
I definitely agree that they look like amateurs
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if i were part of a dying publishing industry i would simply not discourage people from reading in public
November 10, 2025 at 4:03 PM
if i were part of a dying publishing industry i would simply not discourage people from reading in public
I think Ohio State is probably much better than Indiana. I won’t dispute that.
But they haven’t really done anything this year except beat an incredibly weak Texas team in Arch’s first game as a full time starter
But they haven’t really done anything this year except beat an incredibly weak Texas team in Arch’s first game as a full time starter
November 10, 2025 at 5:33 PM
I think Ohio State is probably much better than Indiana. I won’t dispute that.
But they haven’t really done anything this year except beat an incredibly weak Texas team in Arch’s first game as a full time starter
But they haven’t really done anything this year except beat an incredibly weak Texas team in Arch’s first game as a full time starter
When Sayin beats a team as good as Oregon maybe he can supplant Mendoza in the Heisman conversation.
Gotta say, if I had a Heisman vote, I'd be going with the guy who simply torched Penn State from the beginning, not the guy who needed the late heroics (and the best catch of the year).
November 10, 2025 at 5:28 PM
When Sayin beats a team as good as Oregon maybe he can supplant Mendoza in the Heisman conversation.
Fedallah was Ahab’s Wario
November 10, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Fedallah was Ahab’s Wario
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when this hell in himself yawned beneath him, a wild cry would be heard through the ship
November 10, 2025 at 1:47 PM
when this hell in himself yawned beneath him, a wild cry would be heard through the ship
People on Bluesky will really be like "you believe in primaries? that pales in effectiveness to my strategy, abolishing the senate" and then not abolish the senate
Part of me thinks “yeah, primary every last one of these fuckers!!!”
And the other part of me thinks “eh, fuck it. We’re gonna need wholesale constitutional reform anyway. Just abolish the damn Senate.”
And the other part of me thinks “eh, fuck it. We’re gonna need wholesale constitutional reform anyway. Just abolish the damn Senate.”
November 10, 2025 at 6:56 AM
People on Bluesky will really be like "you believe in primaries? that pales in effectiveness to my strategy, abolishing the senate" and then not abolish the senate
Idk what I’m gonna do if my healthcare costs rise
November 10, 2025 at 6:51 AM
Idk what I’m gonna do if my healthcare costs rise
girl, so interrupted remix
November 10, 2025 at 6:25 AM
girl, so interrupted remix
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Vote blue? No, matter who!
November 10, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Vote blue? No, matter who!
I will not hear Rory slander. She should be Queen of Earth
It's funny looking back on that show and realizing Sookie is the only character that doesn't suck shit
November 10, 2025 at 6:14 AM
I will not hear Rory slander. She should be Queen of Earth
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November 10, 2025 at 3:56 AM
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