mateohh
@mateohh.bsky.social
rando in the middle of the Pacific
if you’re surprised by cat reposts, idk what to tell you
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mateohh
@mateohh.bsky.social
· Jun 26
This list is getting a workout lately.
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Tom Suozzi represents the NY-3 district on northwestern Long Island.
If there's any mayor or town council member in Syosset or Great Neck or wherever who wants to make their move, this is the time.
Denounce this vote, promise you'd stand up to the goons, and you'd raise a million in a week.
If there's any mayor or town council member in Syosset or Great Neck or wherever who wants to make their move, this is the time.
Denounce this vote, promise you'd stand up to the goons, and you'd raise a million in a week.
FWIW:
Golden is retiring.
The filing deadline has passed in NC; Davis is the only Dem running.
The filing deadline has passed in TX; Gonzalez & Cuellar both have primary opponents.
Gillen has several Dem opponents as well, as does Perez.
If you want to primary Suozzi, you still have until 3/30.
Golden is retiring.
The filing deadline has passed in NC; Davis is the only Dem running.
The filing deadline has passed in TX; Gonzalez & Cuellar both have primary opponents.
Gillen has several Dem opponents as well, as does Perez.
If you want to primary Suozzi, you still have until 3/30.
January 22, 2026 at 10:12 PM
Tom Suozzi represents the NY-3 district on northwestern Long Island.
If there's any mayor or town council member in Syosset or Great Neck or wherever who wants to make their move, this is the time.
Denounce this vote, promise you'd stand up to the goons, and you'd raise a million in a week.
If there's any mayor or town council member in Syosset or Great Neck or wherever who wants to make their move, this is the time.
Denounce this vote, promise you'd stand up to the goons, and you'd raise a million in a week.
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#BREAKING: Federal jury finds Chicago man NOT GUILTY of offering $10K for the murder of U.S. Border Patrol Cmdr. Gregory Bovino.
The trial of Juan Espinoza Martinez was the first to result from “Operation Midway Blitz”: chicago.suntimes.com/live/closing...
The trial of Juan Espinoza Martinez was the first to result from “Operation Midway Blitz”: chicago.suntimes.com/live/closing...
January 22, 2026 at 10:07 PM
#BREAKING: Federal jury finds Chicago man NOT GUILTY of offering $10K for the murder of U.S. Border Patrol Cmdr. Gregory Bovino.
The trial of Juan Espinoza Martinez was the first to result from “Operation Midway Blitz”: chicago.suntimes.com/live/closing...
The trial of Juan Espinoza Martinez was the first to result from “Operation Midway Blitz”: chicago.suntimes.com/live/closing...
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pack it up, we’re done here
Trump on Greenland: Will have something in two weeks
January 22, 2026 at 10:03 PM
pack it up, we’re done here
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Analysis by The Marshall Project of ICE data obtained by the Deportation Data Project found that the Trump administration’s revival of family detention has swept thousands of children into ICE custody. At least 3,800 children under 18, including 20 infants, have been booked since Trump took office.
ICE Threw Thousands of Kids in Detention, Many For Longer Than Court-Prescribed Limit
Former immigration staffers argue ICE is choosing to detain families for prolonged periods to speed deportations and compel them to leave.
www.themarshallproject.org
December 17, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Analysis by The Marshall Project of ICE data obtained by the Deportation Data Project found that the Trump administration’s revival of family detention has swept thousands of children into ICE custody. At least 3,800 children under 18, including 20 infants, have been booked since Trump took office.
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This is how Hitler went out right? Doped to the gills and yammering about bullshit.
January 22, 2026 at 9:05 PM
This is how Hitler went out right? Doped to the gills and yammering about bullshit.
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This family did every single thing they’ve been asked to in order to seek asylum here.
Yet in less than 24 hours, this kid and his Dad were nabbed off our streets and sent to Texas, using tactics that can only be described as pure evil.
Yet in less than 24 hours, this kid and his Dad were nabbed off our streets and sent to Texas, using tactics that can only be described as pure evil.
January 22, 2026 at 9:27 PM
This family did every single thing they’ve been asked to in order to seek asylum here.
Yet in less than 24 hours, this kid and his Dad were nabbed off our streets and sent to Texas, using tactics that can only be described as pure evil.
Yet in less than 24 hours, this kid and his Dad were nabbed off our streets and sent to Texas, using tactics that can only be described as pure evil.
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Article is clear that the Ring/Flock integration will still give data to local law enforcement w/o your permission, which (a) I don't want, myself and (b) allows local police to pass it on to ICE at their discretion. So, still, fuck Ring.
Ring claims it’s not giving ICE access to its cameras
Ring claims it’s not giving ICE access to its cameras
Influencers are telling users to smash their doorbells
buff.ly
January 22, 2026 at 8:42 PM
Article is clear that the Ring/Flock integration will still give data to local law enforcement w/o your permission, which (a) I don't want, myself and (b) allows local police to pass it on to ICE at their discretion. So, still, fuck Ring.
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Oh, I know where a big one is.
Vance: If we're trying to find a sex offender, tell us where the guy lives.
January 22, 2026 at 9:32 PM
Oh, I know where a big one is.
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I like the "of course" here because he's absolutely right that this is an incredibly easy call for congressional Democrats to make.
Under Secretary Kristi Noem’s leadership, DHS and ICE have made America less safe and less free every day, trampling our Constitution, terrifying our people and blocking congressional oversight. I am of course voting to oppose legislation to fund Donald Trump’s DHS.
January 22, 2026 at 9:33 PM
I like the "of course" here because he's absolutely right that this is an incredibly easy call for congressional Democrats to make.
just imagining hearing my neighbor calling the dog home like this
5 has the right idea. I wanted to name our dog buttstuff...but..it was shot down by burritopartner
January 22, 2026 at 9:22 PM
just imagining hearing my neighbor calling the dog home like this
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This is quite literally one of the stupidest human beings alive
January 22, 2026 at 7:10 PM
This is quite literally one of the stupidest human beings alive
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1600 Pennsylvania Ave
Vance: If we're trying to find a sex offender, tell us where the guy lives.
January 22, 2026 at 8:26 PM
1600 Pennsylvania Ave
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we must get an official response whether andrew cuomo washes his ass
January 22, 2026 at 6:58 PM
we must get an official response whether andrew cuomo washes his ass
“allegedly poured boiling bleach onto him”
seriously wtf
seriously wtf
Woman arrested for allegedly attempting to murder husband in Schofield area #HNN #HINEWS #HawaiiNews
Woman arrested for allegedly attempting to murder husband in Schofield area
On Thursday, at approximately 1:30 a.m., officers responded to an attempted murder incident.
www.hawaiinewsnow.com
January 22, 2026 at 8:11 PM
“allegedly poured boiling bleach onto him”
seriously wtf
seriously wtf
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The world learned today that you absolutely have to bully this dumb old asshole as a collective. Better late than never for them, but we better get used to being aggressively humiliated for the next few years.
January 21, 2026 at 7:59 PM
The world learned today that you absolutely have to bully this dumb old asshole as a collective. Better late than never for them, but we better get used to being aggressively humiliated for the next few years.
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With most psychedelic drugs, you never know what you're going to get. But this mysterious mushroom from China - without fail - causes users to hallucinate tiny people: crawling up walls, popping out from under furniture and marching under doors. www.bbc.com/future/artic...
'They saw them on their dishes when eating': The mushroom making people hallucinate dozens of tiny humans
Only recently described by science, the mysterious mushrooms are found in different parts of the world, but they give people the same exact visions.
www.bbc.com
January 22, 2026 at 5:31 PM
With most psychedelic drugs, you never know what you're going to get. But this mysterious mushroom from China - without fail - causes users to hallucinate tiny people: crawling up walls, popping out from under furniture and marching under doors. www.bbc.com/future/artic...
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"OK, quick follow up, do you realize when you say locking up a five-year-old coming home from preschool is 'making America a safer place' that normal people will think you're an insanely racist piece of shit?"
Q: Do you have any moral or ethical qualms about detaining a five-year-old on his way back from preschool?
Border Patrol Chief Bovino: I've got no qualms about making America a safer place
Border Patrol Chief Bovino: I've got no qualms about making America a safer place
January 22, 2026 at 7:13 PM
"OK, quick follow up, do you realize when you say locking up a five-year-old coming home from preschool is 'making America a safer place' that normal people will think you're an insanely racist piece of shit?"
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Glad to see the judge shot this down. On X, an intense campaign of racist and homophobic vitriol was directed at Don Lemon for reporting on the protest inside the church.
A federal magistrate judge in Minnesota rejected a criminal complaint against Don Lemon for his coverage of the church protest "according to a source familiar with the matter, who described Bondi as 'enraged' by the decision."
www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
FBI and Homeland Security arrest two protesters who disrupted Minneapolis church service
Several organizers of the protest were calling for the resignation of a church pastor who they said works for Immigration and Customs Enforcement.
www.nbcnews.com
January 22, 2026 at 6:31 PM
Glad to see the judge shot this down. On X, an intense campaign of racist and homophobic vitriol was directed at Don Lemon for reporting on the protest inside the church.
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This manages to be both mind-blowing. and not at all surprising.
The director of the FBI: "I don't read."
His staff (paraphrased): "he doesn’t like meetings in office settings. What he wants is social events."
www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
His staff (paraphrased): "he doesn’t like meetings in office settings. What he wants is social events."
www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
January 22, 2026 at 7:26 PM
This manages to be both mind-blowing. and not at all surprising.
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To be fair the average five-year-old probably presents a threat to Greg Bovino
Q: Do you have any moral or ethical qualms about detaining a five-year-old on his way back from preschool?
Border Patrol Chief Bovino: I've got no qualms about making America a safer place
Border Patrol Chief Bovino: I've got no qualms about making America a safer place
January 22, 2026 at 7:33 PM
To be fair the average five-year-old probably presents a threat to Greg Bovino
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January 22, 2026 at 12:18 PM
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YOU SHALL NOT PISS 🧙♂️
January 22, 2026 at 12:16 PM
YOU SHALL NOT PISS 🧙♂️
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If I was Hillary Clinton I would be straight up walking in the woods barefoot shrieking like a banshee
January 22, 2026 at 12:14 PM
If I was Hillary Clinton I would be straight up walking in the woods barefoot shrieking like a banshee
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satirical exaggeration is dead. rip satirical exaggeration
January 22, 2026 at 12:13 PM
satirical exaggeration is dead. rip satirical exaggeration