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rando in the middle of the Pacific

if you’re surprised by cat reposts, idk what to tell you
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mateohh.bsky.social
i just noticed the main list blocking that account has changed for me
Department of War @deptofwar.bsky.social • User Blocked by "Ankle Biters"
November 15, 2025 at 12:47 AM
mateohh.bsky.social
my man is still kickin some ass tho
@quadcarl_carl [meme from movie I cannot identify] Nicholas Cage: (looking vaguely redneck with a red cap) You know Clinton’s on that list too. Pedro Pascal: (looking manic happy AF) ....hehehe, yeah. RELEASE THE LIST!!! Farmer @yeeyee1984 • 1h You look like autism @quadcarl_carl You must be illiterate because I'm quadriplegic. Says so right my bio.
November 14, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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@stacycay [photo of Trump holding up a red ACTUALLY IT’S ‘EPHEBOPHILIA’ hat]
November 14, 2025 at 9:16 PM
mateohh.bsky.social
that’s pretty good
What's fifteen inches long and hangs in front of an asshole? Donald Trump 's tie.
November 14, 2025 at 3:38 AM
mateohh.bsky.social
disappointment: long walk to get there, and it wasn’t even dirty
A frog goes into a bank and sits down in a chair next a desk that has a placard on it that says "Seymour Paddywhack, Bank Officer." He says, "I need to borrow some money." Mr. Paddywhack says, "To do that, you'll need some collateral. What have you got?" The frog reaches into his bag, takes out a small plaster statue of Elvis and puts it on the desk. Mr. Paddywhack says, "Is that all you have?" The frog says, “Yeah." Mr. Paddywhack says, "Well, that won't do." The frog says, "I want to see the president." Mr. Paddywhack leads the frog into the bank president's office, puts the little Elvis on his desk and says, "This frog wants to borrow some money, the only collateral he has is this statue and I don't even know what it is." The bank president says, "It's a knick-knack, Paddywhack, give the frog a loan."
November 14, 2025 at 3:32 AM
mateohh.bsky.social
painful but funny reply further down
Suanne Laqueur @suannelqr.bs... • 40m She's never chaired a committee. She's never passed legislation. She's never whipped votes. And let's be real: as soon as she disappointed you, you'd throw her under a bus anyway. Emissary Of Night | ليلى @diplomatofnight.com There is currently a half lobotomized orc who can't drive a car for five minutes without looking at porn on Twitter and getting into a wreck in the senate.
November 11, 2025 at 8:07 PM
mateohh.bsky.social
when the collective oof hits harder than you expected
Suanne Laqueur @suannelqr.bsky.social I am very sorry I said this. I retract and apologize unreservedly. She'll make a great Senator. Suanne Laqueur@suannelqr.bsk... • 23m AOC does not have the experience to be Senator.
November 11, 2025 at 7:45 PM
mateohh.bsky.social
looks kinda familiar
Fizzgig from The Dark Crystal, mouth wide open
November 10, 2025 at 6:21 AM
mateohh.bsky.social
Apparently there are people having difficulty telling whether or not this is a parody account… despite it clearly saying on the profile “Raw Unfiltered Parody Account”

Somehow I don’t think the account, or the tone it uses, or sharing its content is the real issue.
November 9, 2025 at 11:22 AM
mateohh.bsky.social
big viewer tent
confused mullet guy, hearing as much he needs to know
November 8, 2025 at 8:27 AM
mateohh.bsky.social
Rob Schneider and MAGA are going through some things
@robscheider [what looks like a modified or possibly just cropped version of a work by Yongsung Kim… where the viewer is underwater, looking up at a man reaching through the surface to save them] Iron Couture @ChrisCoutureRep Good pic. Was thinking of doing a footprints in the sand one with trump. Iron Couture @ChrisCoutureRep [AI generated image of Trump and Jesus, from behind, as they walk into the ocean, following a single set of footsteps between them, presumably from the last person that decided just drowning themselves is better than this] [photo of corner of the piece rob schnider’s post is based on, showing artist name Yongsung Kim]
November 8, 2025 at 7:39 AM
mateohh.bsky.social
tfw you forgot to book the dj
November 8, 2025 at 6:48 AM
mateohh.bsky.social
periodic reminder
Chat Settings Allow new messages from Everyone Users I follow [X] No one
November 8, 2025 at 5:31 AM
mateohh.bsky.social
UPDATE:

Hawaii just deposited full SNAP benefits, and the previously mentioned $250 stopgap is still scheduled.
• UPDATED: 11/7, 3PM Government shutdown update Hawaii is sending full November SNAP payments after a court ordered the USDA to restore benefits.
November 7, 2025 at 10:46 PM
mateohh.bsky.social
in Hawaii we’re still waiting for update on actual SNAP, but the state stopgap plan to provide $250 per person has a projected date of 11/10 as of today
November 7, 2025 at 4:01 PM
mateohh.bsky.social
whatever it is, they do have a lot
[graph for rate of overdose deaths by jurisdiction and select drug or drug class, showing Tennessee in 4th place highest, behind DC, WV and Delaware]
November 6, 2025 at 12:48 AM
mateohh.bsky.social
oh, now I get why Santos is so fixated on the beret
Curtis Sliwa & @CurtisSliwa 3 hours left! Let's do it New York! [image of a Bat signal, but it’s a red beret]
November 5, 2025 at 7:46 AM
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get ‘em Ted Cruz, this is your chance to prove you’re not the worst after all
Ted Cruz * @tedcruz • 1h I don't know who this angry lady is, but she's missing a key distinction: Fuentes CALLS HIMSELF a Nazi. He has said "Hitler is very cool." "Hitler was right." And he is on "Team Hitler. If you explicitly side with & advocate for Hitler... you are an actual f***ing Nazi. [retweeting] KaizerRev @ @Kaizerrev • 11h Brett Cooper calls out Ted Cruz's hypocrisy calling Nick Fuentes a Nazi. [video clip]
November 5, 2025 at 6:33 AM
mateohh.bsky.social
essentially describes the aftermath of a Trump rally
- "they smashed up things and creatures and then retreated back into their money or their vast carelessness or whatever it was that kept them together, and let other people clean up the mess they had made."
November 4, 2025 at 3:34 AM
mateohh.bsky.social
hey, that foreigner wants your happiness
“CAREFUL MATE... THAT FOREIGNER WANTS YOUR COOKIE!” meme
November 4, 2025 at 1:18 AM
mateohh.bsky.social
ooh, here’s a tidbit of Republican infighting, MTG is upset
Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene = • 10h The recent speeches given at the RJC conference were filled with hateful rhetoric and lies about not only myself, but my colleague Thomas Massie, my good friend Tucker Carlson, and Americans who sincerely mean it when we say America FIRST. No other country's interest should come before our own. But when actual Republican members of Congress and Senators and influential figures take to calling us "dangerous threats" or even dare to call Tucker "Hitler" and publicly announce to cancel us, they are not only doing exactly what Democrats did by calling Republicans "Nazis" and Trump "Hitler" but they are also trying to get us killed. And what purely disgust me is that they know it. They know exactly what they are doing and they are doing it on purpose. Me and my very serious fellow America Firsters are not against anyone, we are only sincerely for our own country, America. In all the most well intentioned ways. And that includes every single American citizen and their children and their children and future generations. It's not identity driven at all no matter how much the haters trying to get us killed claim. We are winning and our movement is growing and I thank God for that because my children's generation deserves hope for their future and their opportunity to live the American dream.
November 4, 2025 at 12:38 AM
mateohh.bsky.social
monty python ass horn blowers
November 3, 2025 at 1:36 AM
mateohh.bsky.social
my membership expired in January and I never got around to renewing, but I just found one single solitary bag that missed my notice

I’m going to risk it
an unpopped bag of kirkland popcorn, expired Dec 14, 2024
November 2, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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I weep for them
Leo Hare thought their troubles were over when their landlord's son offered a generous interest rate for investing their $50,000 nest egg in what he described as a car import business. But they only saw one payment before he stopped sending them money and refused to return their money, Leo Hare said. The couple went to the police and the local court to file complaints about their lost money and with their concerns that they had been swindled, but say they have received no help from law enforcement officials. NBC News contacted Domodedovo police for comment but did not receive a reply.
November 2, 2025 at 8:46 PM
mateohh.bsky.social
I see Elon got paid
The social media platform X "is the only place where you get real information" about America's own problems, Derek says.
November 2, 2025 at 8:42 PM