mateohh
mateohh.bsky.social
mateohh
@mateohh.bsky.social
rando in the middle of the Pacific

if you’re surprised by cat reposts, idk what to tell you
i just noticed the main list blocking that account has changed for me
November 15, 2025 at 12:47 AM
my man is still kickin some ass tho
November 14, 2025 at 9:28 PM
November 14, 2025 at 9:16 PM
that’s pretty good
November 14, 2025 at 3:38 AM
disappointment: long walk to get there, and it wasn’t even dirty
November 14, 2025 at 3:32 AM
painful but funny reply further down
November 11, 2025 at 8:07 PM
when the collective oof hits harder than you expected
November 11, 2025 at 7:45 PM
looks kinda familiar
November 10, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Apparently there are people having difficulty telling whether or not this is a parody account… despite it clearly saying on the profile “Raw Unfiltered Parody Account”

Somehow I don’t think the account, or the tone it uses, or sharing its content is the real issue.
November 9, 2025 at 11:22 AM
big viewer tent
November 8, 2025 at 8:27 AM
Rob Schneider and MAGA are going through some things
November 8, 2025 at 7:39 AM
tfw you forgot to book the dj
November 8, 2025 at 6:48 AM
periodic reminder
November 8, 2025 at 5:31 AM
UPDATE:

Hawaii just deposited full SNAP benefits, and the previously mentioned $250 stopgap is still scheduled.
November 7, 2025 at 10:46 PM
in Hawaii we’re still waiting for update on actual SNAP, but the state stopgap plan to provide $250 per person has a projected date of 11/10 as of today
November 7, 2025 at 4:01 PM
whatever it is, they do have a lot
November 6, 2025 at 12:48 AM
oh, now I get why Santos is so fixated on the beret
November 5, 2025 at 7:46 AM
get ‘em Ted Cruz, this is your chance to prove you’re not the worst after all
November 5, 2025 at 6:33 AM
essentially describes the aftermath of a Trump rally
November 4, 2025 at 3:34 AM
hey, that foreigner wants your happiness
November 4, 2025 at 1:18 AM
ooh, here’s a tidbit of Republican infighting, MTG is upset
November 4, 2025 at 12:38 AM
November 3, 2025 at 1:36 AM
my membership expired in January and I never got around to renewing, but I just found one single solitary bag that missed my notice

I’m going to risk it
November 2, 2025 at 11:23 PM
I weep for them
November 2, 2025 at 8:46 PM
I see Elon got paid
November 2, 2025 at 8:42 PM