MaryFish
@maryfish.bsky.social
I am a whole entire idiot who likes things. Sometimes I post about them. She/Her - Chronically ill
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no, that was pre Twitter migration, we don’t call them skeets now. style guide says they’re called ejaculating into a spoon. so for example you don’t say “did you see that guy’s skeet” you say “did you see where that guy ejaculated into a spoon on Bluesky”
December 30, 2025 at 1:10 PM
no, that was pre Twitter migration, we don’t call them skeets now. style guide says they’re called ejaculating into a spoon. so for example you don’t say “did you see that guy’s skeet” you say “did you see where that guy ejaculated into a spoon on Bluesky”
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This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)
Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
December 30, 2025 at 4:21 AM
This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)
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Hallmark has done every plot, so it is time for the apotheosis of Christmas movies: a big city lawyer returns to her small hometown and falls in love with an actual Christmas tree. After a series of missteps, they get married and have tree/human babies. Their hybrid spawn scream in endless torment 🎄
December 22, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Hallmark has done every plot, so it is time for the apotheosis of Christmas movies: a big city lawyer returns to her small hometown and falls in love with an actual Christmas tree. After a series of missteps, they get married and have tree/human babies. Their hybrid spawn scream in endless torment 🎄
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when god closes a door, he— okay he closed another door, but I just know he’s going to open a windo— okay, he closed another door, but you know what they say, when god closes a door, he opens a— ok, it looks like he just closed another door, oh, going for another door, oh he’s doing two at once, but
December 18, 2025 at 5:07 PM
when god closes a door, he— okay he closed another door, but I just know he’s going to open a windo— okay, he closed another door, but you know what they say, when god closes a door, he opens a— ok, it looks like he just closed another door, oh, going for another door, oh he’s doing two at once, but
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current news has me thinking about the Lake House Alan Wake 2 DLC where a bunch of out-of-touch scientists can't figure out why a bad writer like Alan Wake can evoke emotion from people but their gigantic room filled with automatic typewriters only creates slop that kills you
December 17, 2025 at 5:06 AM
current news has me thinking about the Lake House Alan Wake 2 DLC where a bunch of out-of-touch scientists can't figure out why a bad writer like Alan Wake can evoke emotion from people but their gigantic room filled with automatic typewriters only creates slop that kills you
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can someone just make a "does the dog die" but for "did this movie/series/videogame/book use gen AI" so i can avoid them
October 9, 2025 at 7:27 AM
can someone just make a "does the dog die" but for "did this movie/series/videogame/book use gen AI" so i can avoid them
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Just so I'm clear on this, computer memory has tripled in price because a bunch of it that hasn't been produced yet has been ordered to populate GPUs that aren't installed in data centers that aren't built yet in order to service a demand that doesn't exist to make profits that don't happen.
December 15, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Just so I'm clear on this, computer memory has tripled in price because a bunch of it that hasn't been produced yet has been ordered to populate GPUs that aren't installed in data centers that aren't built yet in order to service a demand that doesn't exist to make profits that don't happen.
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John Oliver really was not kidding about the overwhelming rebellious power of just saying “Fuck you, make me.”
we can kill them all if we just work together and ✨believe💫
December 15, 2025 at 8:49 PM
John Oliver really was not kidding about the overwhelming rebellious power of just saying “Fuck you, make me.”
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This entire weekend
December 15, 2025 at 3:58 AM
This entire weekend
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I read this article every time I see it.
see, the only things I know about it is in this article about this guy's stupid horse that everyone hates
www.polygon.com/2019/2/28/18...
www.polygon.com/2019/2/28/18...
Everyone hates my big stupid horse in Red Dead Online
He is my friend
www.polygon.com
December 4, 2025 at 8:04 AM
I read this article every time I see it.
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a reminder that its ok to bully corporations
BANANA FISH no longer has an English dub on Amazon
December 2, 2025 at 5:29 PM
a reminder that its ok to bully corporations
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oh they gave me a blue check now I can say how I REALLY feel!!! trans rights free Palestine housing is a human right universal health care for all six hour day for eight hours pay mandatory minimum wage raises that track to rent & cost of living protect the oceans & the rivers and bring back Jujubes
November 30, 2025 at 9:09 PM
oh they gave me a blue check now I can say how I REALLY feel!!! trans rights free Palestine housing is a human right universal health care for all six hour day for eight hours pay mandatory minimum wage raises that track to rent & cost of living protect the oceans & the rivers and bring back Jujubes
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Oh my god DEL TORO PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE flip it for meeee
November 24, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Oh my god DEL TORO PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE flip it for meeee
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X user: "Hey Grok, Does Elon Musk eat turds?"
(10 gallons of water turn to steam, 400 pounds of CO2 is released, 8 people in a data center in Asia pass out from exhaustion)
Grok: "Hell yeah he does! He's the best at it because he loves turds in his mouth!"
(10 gallons of water turn to steam, 400 pounds of CO2 is released, 8 people in a data center in Asia pass out from exhaustion)
Grok: "Hell yeah he does! He's the best at it because he loves turds in his mouth!"
November 21, 2025 at 1:17 AM
X user: "Hey Grok, Does Elon Musk eat turds?"
(10 gallons of water turn to steam, 400 pounds of CO2 is released, 8 people in a data center in Asia pass out from exhaustion)
Grok: "Hell yeah he does! He's the best at it because he loves turds in his mouth!"
(10 gallons of water turn to steam, 400 pounds of CO2 is released, 8 people in a data center in Asia pass out from exhaustion)
Grok: "Hell yeah he does! He's the best at it because he loves turds in his mouth!"
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AI is the new motion smoothing
My new favorite kind of meme is "here are detailed instructions on how to turn off AI". 🔨
November 20, 2025 at 6:54 PM
AI is the new motion smoothing
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I got to see an active volcano once. It made me understand why people believe in gods. It's so primal and dangerous and indifferent to you. It's so fast and deadly and beautiful.
November 18, 2025 at 9:52 PM
I got to see an active volcano once. It made me understand why people believe in gods. It's so primal and dangerous and indifferent to you. It's so fast and deadly and beautiful.
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One time I spent five minutes at lunch drawing a reverse centaur and it became one of my most retweeted pieces of art. I resented that so I deleted it but now it can be free again because not enough people follow me on here for it to go big
April 28, 2023 at 2:34 PM
One time I spent five minutes at lunch drawing a reverse centaur and it became one of my most retweeted pieces of art. I resented that so I deleted it but now it can be free again because not enough people follow me on here for it to go big
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Uh
this is
enormous
this is
enormous
British and Australian chemists have discovered a powerful new antibiotic called pre-methylenomycin C lactone, hiding in a well-known soil bacterium. This molecule kills drug-resistant bacteria without triggering resistance. buff.ly/YlXaONo
#ShareGoodNewsToo
#ShareGoodNewsToo
Scientists find hidden antibiotic 100x stronger against deadly superbugs
A team of scientists discovered a hidden antibiotic 100 times stronger than existing drugs against deadly superbugs like MRSA. The molecule had been overlooked for decades in a familiar bacterium. It…
buff.ly
November 16, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Uh
this is
enormous
this is
enormous
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Every time someone’s like “put that in the louvre,” my head now goes “and then steal it from the louvre, the security password is louvre”
November 11, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Every time someone’s like “put that in the louvre,” my head now goes “and then steal it from the louvre, the security password is louvre”
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your dick looks like a skin tag on a dogs belly you dried up ol tater tot bitch
Democrats have been fighting for months to address America's healthcare crisis
For the millions who will lose coverage
For people with cancer who won't get the care they need
For working families who can't afford to pay $25K more a year for healthcare
We will keep fighting
For the millions who will lose coverage
For people with cancer who won't get the care they need
For working families who can't afford to pay $25K more a year for healthcare
We will keep fighting
November 10, 2025 at 3:36 AM
your dick looks like a skin tag on a dogs belly you dried up ol tater tot bitch
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Senators on the brink of retirement who lived full, wealthy lives and never feared the loss of their own healthcare voting for their constituents to die from their inability to afford the same is treasonous
November 10, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Senators on the brink of retirement who lived full, wealthy lives and never feared the loss of their own healthcare voting for their constituents to die from their inability to afford the same is treasonous
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Thank you for your participation in this experiment by the Harvard Political Science department. The study has now completed successfully, with a positive result in finding the maximum amount of losing that is possible for new york to inflict on Cuomo
November 5, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Thank you for your participation in this experiment by the Harvard Political Science department. The study has now completed successfully, with a positive result in finding the maximum amount of losing that is possible for new york to inflict on Cuomo
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I’m not celebrating Andrew Cuomo’s defeat.
I’m celebrating Andrew Cuomo’s embarrassing defeat.
I’m celebrating Andrew Cuomo’s embarrassing defeat.
November 5, 2025 at 2:45 AM
I’m not celebrating Andrew Cuomo’s defeat.
I’m celebrating Andrew Cuomo’s embarrassing defeat.
I’m celebrating Andrew Cuomo’s embarrassing defeat.
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Chicago Ave & California
October 26, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Chicago Ave & California