b. wolo
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b. wolo
@bwolo.bsky.social
Chicago
Are the people who live in Milan aware of Milano cookies? What's the local take?
January 3, 2026 at 6:06 AM
What a nightmare
Incredible. CBS Evening News announces five new “simple values” — instead of their “38-page handbook” — as they roll out Tony Dokoupil is lead anchor.

One of those values is simply: “We love America and make no apologies for saying so.”
January 3, 2026 at 3:19 AM
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My mind periodically boggles that, despite everything that's happened, Joe Rogan was not the worst human being to star on NewsRadio.
Poor Daryl Hannah had to be on an incredibly cursed Dinner For Five panel with Marilyn Manson and Andy Dick (and it was only dinner for four because the other guest was a no-show). If you don't think all that Me Too stuff was completely necessary take a look at this episode
January 3, 2026 at 2:35 AM
Poor Daryl Hannah had to be on an incredibly cursed Dinner For Five panel with Marilyn Manson and Andy Dick (and it was only dinner for four because the other guest was a no-show). If you don't think all that Me Too stuff was completely necessary take a look at this episode
January 3, 2026 at 2:32 AM
Also the Me Too stuff was primarily happening in 2017-18 and Biden won the next election
The ballot box, where we decide if rape is wrong
January 2, 2026 at 6:57 PM
The ideal speakers for listening to blink-182’s “Dammit”
My boombox's speakers are obviously not as hi-fidelity as my Bose or my earbuds, but there's something so comfortingly, nostalgically familiar about the tinny nature of the sound
January 2, 2026 at 6:39 PM
No Other Choice has some of the weirdest pacing I have ever seen in a movie. Not slowest pacing, *weirdest* pacing. Park takes a very circuitous zagzag route over what is on paper a pretty straightforward story
January 2, 2026 at 4:01 PM
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Seen from Montrose Point on the morning of New Year’s Day 2026, the Chicago skyline with some Canada geese.
January 1, 2026 at 5:45 PM
Shouldn't it have been spelled milllennios?
New Year's nostalgia: At the end of 1999, we got this short-lived Cheerios spinoff, MILLENIOS, which let you spell "2000" out in crunchy cereal pieces. 🥳
January 1, 2026 at 5:58 PM
I don't like that hot sauce has edged out bbq sauce from the national sauce conversation. Nothing beats a good barbecue sauce
January 1, 2026 at 7:07 AM
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in 2026 we are no longer talking about what we're doing. we're just doing stuff without outwardly reflecting on it in any way
January 1, 2026 at 1:15 AM
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Here’s hoping the new year brings us an iconic young lead singer named Polly Crisis.
January 1, 2026 at 2:35 AM
It actually doesn’t feel better to know that other people do this. It just means we’re both miserable
Sending a carefully written email and then immediately going to the Sent folder to read it "from their perspective"
January 1, 2026 at 3:21 AM
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Still a couple hours left for Trump's aortic valve to turn 2025 around
January 1, 2026 at 1:51 AM
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The conceptual problem with Severance is that Lumon being an over-the-top evil company obscures the moral question of severance itself. Presumably there are regular non-evil companies with severed workers too! Without all the cult stuff. What’s going on at those places?
March 2, 2025 at 3:09 AM
In the course of fixing the washing machine, my landlord seems to have fucked up the dryer. It turns on and pretends to go through a cycle but it does not dry anything. Thank you landlord, lord of land.
December 31, 2025 at 4:30 AM
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LIBRARIAN TIP OF THE DAY

If there's a scholarly article available JSTOR you're looking for, but your public library doesn't offer JSTOR access, we can still get it for you through interlibrary loan! Give us the title/author/journal and we can have the article(s) emailed to you (for free of course).
November 21, 2023 at 3:20 PM
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Shintaro Kago
December 28, 2025 at 4:39 PM
I liked Weapons in part because Gladys reminded me of some library patrons I’ve dealt with at work
December 30, 2025 at 4:30 AM
They just called order number 67 at Gangnam market and nobody did the thing. It’s over
December 30, 2025 at 12:11 AM
How famous was it really though? I would say 99.9% of collective knowledge about Brigitte Bardot is that she was a sex symbol and nothing else
Chappell Roan:
December 29, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Why is there cheese on top of it?
This is an artificial mouth created by Japanese researchers. It uses artificial vocal cords, a trachea system, and a flexible silicone mouth that moves and shapes sound in real time.

It sounds so human-like!
December 29, 2025 at 3:30 AM
If Rob Schneider is "out of Hollywood" it can only mean Sandler hasn't been calling much lately because that's the only extent to which Schneider was ever participating in Hollywood
The "lost the rest of my barbershop quartet" guy thinks it's his politics that keep the roles away
December 29, 2025 at 3:26 AM
I wish Pluribus was not in 2.39:1 aspect ratio. Don't make me squint at a letterboxed TV show, that's for movies. I would be way more willing to strap in for the leisurely pacing if it wasn't 'boxed
December 29, 2025 at 3:21 AM
A year later, this is basically the only good thing left about being online
Youtube algorithm serving genuinely cool obscure crate-digging music gotta be one of the best things about being online these days. I'm now super into this French electronic duo called Space Art that released three trippy synth albums between 1977 and 1980.
December 29, 2025 at 12:19 AM