Have I ever seen the rain? I mean yeah. Almost everyone has
January 16, 2026 at 3:51 AM
Have I ever seen the rain? I mean yeah. Almost everyone has
I always panic when a concert venue guy goes to stamp my wrist and I end up shoving the whole-ass back of my hand out there. I forget that the wrist exists
January 16, 2026 at 2:30 AM
I always panic when a concert venue guy goes to stamp my wrist and I end up shoving the whole-ass back of my hand out there. I forget that the wrist exists
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Saw a guy chasing ICE and blowing his whistle while on an electric unicycle
Dudes rock
ICE does not
Dudes rock
ICE does not
January 15, 2026 at 9:31 PM
Saw a guy chasing ICE and blowing his whistle while on an electric unicycle
Dudes rock
ICE does not
Dudes rock
ICE does not
Trying to get these Simenon reissues moving…
January 15, 2026 at 9:10 PM
Trying to get these Simenon reissues moving…
Allez Cafe (2239 N Western Ave, Chicago IL 60647)
every breakfast sandwich should have a hashbrown thrown in there
January 15, 2026 at 5:26 PM
Allez Cafe (2239 N Western Ave, Chicago IL 60647)
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Getting bottles of piss thrown at you at work as a normal good hearted person: Fuck it I quit I will never come back to work at this Wendy's
Getting bottles of piss thrown at you at work as an ICE jackboot: See you tomorrow, outside your kids' school
Getting bottles of piss thrown at you at work as an ICE jackboot: See you tomorrow, outside your kids' school
January 15, 2026 at 4:14 PM
Getting bottles of piss thrown at you at work as a normal good hearted person: Fuck it I quit I will never come back to work at this Wendy's
Getting bottles of piss thrown at you at work as an ICE jackboot: See you tomorrow, outside your kids' school
Getting bottles of piss thrown at you at work as an ICE jackboot: See you tomorrow, outside your kids' school
Not even the world's most depraved, jaded jokesters and shitposters would feel the need, when talking about whole milk, to specify that they are not saying "hole milk"
January 15, 2026 at 4:36 PM
Not even the world's most depraved, jaded jokesters and shitposters would feel the need, when talking about whole milk, to specify that they are not saying "hole milk"
Another cool excavation from the literary archaeologists at McNally Editions. Mid 20th century retelling of Greek myths so its two types of the past at once
January 15, 2026 at 1:01 AM
Another cool excavation from the literary archaeologists at McNally Editions. Mid 20th century retelling of Greek myths so its two types of the past at once
My thing in 2026 is gonna be talking about how BeyondMenu is the only good food delivery app
January 15, 2026 at 12:35 AM
My thing in 2026 is gonna be talking about how BeyondMenu is the only good food delivery app
Misleading headline, move along
Stephen A. Smith attributes outstanding NFL performance to the late Charlie Kirk: defector.com/stephen-a-sm...
Stephen A. Smith Attributes Outstanding NFL Performance To The Late Charlie Kirk | Defector
On Tuesday’s edition of ESPN’s First Take, Stephen A. Smith described a football game that could not have occurred in our earthly realm. “We saw Charlie Kirk catch eight receptions for 144 yards,” he…
defector.com
January 14, 2026 at 7:05 PM
Misleading headline, move along
Greenland is Trump’s Sudetenland
January 14, 2026 at 4:39 AM
Greenland is Trump’s Sudetenland
Yeah I'm sure he'd say "ok we'll do it" if someone from the press asked again nicely, they're really dropping the ball
January 13, 2026 at 3:47 PM
Yeah I'm sure he'd say "ok we'll do it" if someone from the press asked again nicely, they're really dropping the ball
Pass this on to ensure the younger generation knows about Pre-Code Hollywood
January 13, 2026 at 3:23 PM
Pass this on to ensure the younger generation knows about Pre-Code Hollywood
I'm glad the AI-generated trending topics on X are zeroing in on what matters
January 13, 2026 at 3:15 AM
I'm glad the AI-generated trending topics on X are zeroing in on what matters
Reminder that Vintage Obscura is one of the only good things about being online anymore
Cluster - Avanti (Germany,1979) [Space-Rock, Ambient, Abstract Synth, Krautrock]
https://redd.it/7vyge6
https://youtu.be/8ROrbwCjYCM
https://redd.it/7vyge6
https://youtu.be/8ROrbwCjYCM
Cluster - Avanti (Germany,1979) [Space-Rock, Ambient, Abstract Synth, Krautrock]
youtu.be
January 13, 2026 at 1:18 AM
Reminder that Vintage Obscura is one of the only good things about being online anymore
In case anyone was looking, I found the single most incoherent take on OBAA
January 13, 2026 at 12:00 AM
In case anyone was looking, I found the single most incoherent take on OBAA
gmail stands for "gelectronic mail"
January 12, 2026 at 1:36 PM
gmail stands for "gelectronic mail"
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Sentiment check: r/wallstreetbets is absolutely libbing out, indistinguishable from Bsky.
January 12, 2026 at 3:32 AM
Sentiment check: r/wallstreetbets is absolutely libbing out, indistinguishable from Bsky.
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stepped outside for a vibe check and saw a beast fuckin hauling ass towards Bethlehem
January 12, 2026 at 4:31 AM
stepped outside for a vibe check and saw a beast fuckin hauling ass towards Bethlehem
That's good, I thought people had forgotten and/or not bothered to see this movie which is, by the way, the best Safdie-produced film of last year
Rose Byrne won the #GoldenGlobe for best female actor in a musical or comedy film for her role in “If I Had Legs I’d Kick You.” bit.ly/4swoYIV
January 12, 2026 at 4:30 AM
That's good, I thought people had forgotten and/or not bothered to see this movie which is, by the way, the best Safdie-produced film of last year
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This is the sort of statement that was expected from every university president and law firm partner over the last year. That those statements weren’t made played a huge part in where we are now and people will remember.
Jerome Powell: "This is about whether the Fed will be able to continue to set interest rates based on evidence and economic conditions—or whether instead monetary policy will be directed by political pressure or intimidation."
January 12, 2026 at 1:45 AM
This is the sort of statement that was expected from every university president and law firm partner over the last year. That those statements weren’t made played a huge part in where we are now and people will remember.
Oblique political commentary from the amazing chorus of Guided by Voices' 2025 song "Captain Kangaroo Won the War"?
This is one of the most powerful choruses Bob has written in years (maybe an old melody he never used) but he only gets to it at the very end of the song after an odd, slow buildup.
This is one of the most powerful choruses Bob has written in years (maybe an old melody he never used) but he only gets to it at the very end of the song after an odd, slow buildup.
January 12, 2026 at 4:23 AM
Oblique political commentary from the amazing chorus of Guided by Voices' 2025 song "Captain Kangaroo Won the War"?
This is one of the most powerful choruses Bob has written in years (maybe an old melody he never used) but he only gets to it at the very end of the song after an odd, slow buildup.
This is one of the most powerful choruses Bob has written in years (maybe an old melody he never used) but he only gets to it at the very end of the song after an odd, slow buildup.
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Frog we don’t have time for this
Toad sipped his tea. “Frog,” he asked, “are you making this up?”
“Maybe yes and maybe no,” said Frog.
“Maybe yes and maybe no,” said Frog.
January 12, 2026 at 3:56 AM
Frog we don’t have time for this
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once again: ICE is operating as if they have a general warrant, the specific type of warrant the founders were most concerned about when drafting the 4th Amendment
Not remotely legal. Minnesota needs to arrest these thugs breaking down doors right now, before they start grabbing even more power
January 12, 2026 at 12:29 AM
once again: ICE is operating as if they have a general warrant, the specific type of warrant the founders were most concerned about when drafting the 4th Amendment
It’s been surreal getting into Dropout (the comedy streaming service from people who used to work for CollegeHumor) because there’s been this whole comedy scene that was parallel to the Earwolf/UCB scene that I’ve followed for like 15 years, but I’m just now discovering this one
January 11, 2026 at 11:55 PM
It’s been surreal getting into Dropout (the comedy streaming service from people who used to work for CollegeHumor) because there’s been this whole comedy scene that was parallel to the Earwolf/UCB scene that I’ve followed for like 15 years, but I’m just now discovering this one