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If you want to wring every possible emotion out of a Polaroid commercial, get Gonzo to effortlessly deliver that emotion by the bucketload... Crikey...
December 5, 2025 at 4:45 AM
If you want to wring every possible emotion out of a Polaroid commercial, get Gonzo to effortlessly deliver that emotion by the bucketload... Crikey...
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At some point you realize that the prominent, powerful people you see on your screens are mostly morons who either got lucky or are saying things billionaires want to hear, and that nobody smart or competent is in charge, and we're all just collectively flailing, and it's a miracle anything works.
The co-founder of Kalshi says: " The long-term vision is to financialize everything and create a tradable asset out of any difference in opinion."
December 4, 2025 at 6:34 AM
At some point you realize that the prominent, powerful people you see on your screens are mostly morons who either got lucky or are saying things billionaires want to hear, and that nobody smart or competent is in charge, and we're all just collectively flailing, and it's a miracle anything works.
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quick get MAD TV back on the air so i can pitch Jesus Fucking Christ Superstar
November 26, 2025 at 4:33 PM
quick get MAD TV back on the air so i can pitch Jesus Fucking Christ Superstar
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If your content is all videos of you using AI to make fun of AI you may have lost the plot?
November 21, 2025 at 1:03 AM
If your content is all videos of you using AI to make fun of AI you may have lost the plot?
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Charlie Brown and Franklin with the world's first interracial dap. Groundbreaking #CharlieBrownThanksgiving
two cartoon characters are hugging each other in front of a yellow door
ALT: two cartoon characters are hugging each other in front of a yellow door
media.tenor.com
November 16, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Charlie Brown and Franklin with the world's first interracial dap. Groundbreaking #CharlieBrownThanksgiving
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honestly the amount of damage to this country caused by the mythologizing of “the heartland” is probably incalculable
November 14, 2025 at 2:20 AM
honestly the amount of damage to this country caused by the mythologizing of “the heartland” is probably incalculable
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STARFOX 64
NINTENDO EAD 1997
N64
NINTENDO EAD 1997
N64
November 13, 2025 at 4:10 PM
STARFOX 64
NINTENDO EAD 1997
N64
NINTENDO EAD 1997
N64
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“Shut up!” screamed Toad.
November 7, 2025 at 2:37 AM
“Shut up!” screamed Toad.
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it doesn’t get any clearer that america’s betrothal to fossil fuels is about letting energy companies pick our pockets to prop up their obsolete industry
Australia has so much electricity from solar power that it is going to start offering free electricity to everyone for at least three hours during the day as the wholesale price of power goes negative
electrek.co/2025/11/04/a...
electrek.co/2025/11/04/a...
Australia has so much solar that it's offering everyone free electricity
Australia's extensive solar power penetration makes so much energy that the government wants to offer free electricity at peak hours.
electrek.co
November 6, 2025 at 1:19 PM
it doesn’t get any clearer that america’s betrothal to fossil fuels is about letting energy companies pick our pockets to prop up their obsolete industry
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Tom Hanks explains to Stephen Colbert why he masks on the subway:
"I'm doing a play right now so I cannot get sick... I've had COVID enough in my life, I don't need to do that again. So I'm wearing this for health reasons."
Thank you Tom! Masks are still a key part of public health.
"I'm doing a play right now so I cannot get sick... I've had COVID enough in my life, I don't need to do that again. So I'm wearing this for health reasons."
Thank you Tom! Masks are still a key part of public health.
November 4, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Tom Hanks explains to Stephen Colbert why he masks on the subway:
"I'm doing a play right now so I cannot get sick... I've had COVID enough in my life, I don't need to do that again. So I'm wearing this for health reasons."
Thank you Tom! Masks are still a key part of public health.
"I'm doing a play right now so I cannot get sick... I've had COVID enough in my life, I don't need to do that again. So I'm wearing this for health reasons."
Thank you Tom! Masks are still a key part of public health.
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me eating a Kit
OK. Let's fucking go. Kat next.
November 5, 2025 at 4:30 AM
me eating a Kit
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Now the Bill of Rights just reads “If you can read this the bitch fell off.”
October 18, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Now the Bill of Rights just reads “If you can read this the bitch fell off.”
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It’s almost Halloween and I’m terrified thinking of all the skeletons walking around, hiding inside people. And nobody’s doing a damn thing about it!!
October 12, 2025 at 4:34 AM
It’s almost Halloween and I’m terrified thinking of all the skeletons walking around, hiding inside people. And nobody’s doing a damn thing about it!!
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This administration is in the final stages of a deal to hand over control of TikTok to pro-Trump, pro-Israel billionaire investors – and Joe Biden is to blame.
TikTok Is About to Go Full MAGA
This administration is in the final stages of a deal to hand over control of TikTok to pro-Trump, pro-Israel billionaire investors – and Joe Biden is to blame.
zeteo.com
September 27, 2025 at 9:04 PM
This administration is in the final stages of a deal to hand over control of TikTok to pro-Trump, pro-Israel billionaire investors – and Joe Biden is to blame.
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“It’s a convenient way for both sides to minimize long covid and feel safe in their decision to drop all precautions… It blames the individual for their choices and makes them feel safe and in control over our current situation.”
September 21, 2025 at 3:46 PM
“It’s a convenient way for both sides to minimize long covid and feel safe in their decision to drop all precautions… It blames the individual for their choices and makes them feel safe and in control over our current situation.”
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Aaaand Steve Martin has covid and has had to cancel part his tour with Martin Short. He is 80 years old.
This is a stupid way to live and we don’t need to keep doing it like this.
This is a stupid way to live and we don’t need to keep doing it like this.
September 21, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Aaaand Steve Martin has covid and has had to cancel part his tour with Martin Short. He is 80 years old.
This is a stupid way to live and we don’t need to keep doing it like this.
This is a stupid way to live and we don’t need to keep doing it like this.
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When I am president, that $200 Million Dollar Ballroom shall become the new home of MuppetVision 3-D.
September 16, 2025 at 4:15 AM
When I am president, that $200 Million Dollar Ballroom shall become the new home of MuppetVision 3-D.
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Note to the news media:
RFK JR. IS NOT A "VACCINE SKEPTIC."
He's an anti-vaxxer. He's dismantling our vaccine system to usher in an era of unnecessary deaths. Lose the weasel-wording.
RFK JR. IS NOT A "VACCINE SKEPTIC."
He's an anti-vaxxer. He's dismantling our vaccine system to usher in an era of unnecessary deaths. Lose the weasel-wording.
September 4, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Note to the news media:
RFK JR. IS NOT A "VACCINE SKEPTIC."
He's an anti-vaxxer. He's dismantling our vaccine system to usher in an era of unnecessary deaths. Lose the weasel-wording.
RFK JR. IS NOT A "VACCINE SKEPTIC."
He's an anti-vaxxer. He's dismantling our vaccine system to usher in an era of unnecessary deaths. Lose the weasel-wording.
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go go gadget Kennedy Curse
September 4, 2025 at 2:54 PM
go go gadget Kennedy Curse