Lamont Price
@lpizzle.bsky.social
Comedian, Actor, Writer. Judy Blume is my dream woman. Great on clay
I wanna star in a heist movie where we bbq joints of their wonderful smells. "Put the mesquite in the bag! COME OOOON PUT IT IN THE BAG!!"
November 12, 2025 at 3:07 AM
I wanna star in a heist movie where we bbq joints of their wonderful smells. "Put the mesquite in the bag! COME OOOON PUT IT IN THE BAG!!"
Whatever it is I think I see becomes a Tootsie Roll to me
November 12, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Whatever it is I think I see becomes a Tootsie Roll to me
The best way to salvage the Bond franchise is to watch the end of Halloween 4 and the very beginning of Halloween 5. Problem solved
November 11, 2025 at 9:35 PM
The best way to salvage the Bond franchise is to watch the end of Halloween 4 and the very beginning of Halloween 5. Problem solved
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They glue Daniel Craig back together and he bolts upright and says “see, I was shaken, not stirred”
November 11, 2025 at 2:40 PM
They glue Daniel Craig back together and he bolts upright and says “see, I was shaken, not stirred”
Lmfaooooooo
They glue Daniel Craig back together and he bolts upright and says “see, I was shaken, not stirred”
November 11, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Lmfaooooooo
Violence is never the answer but if you find yourself in a situation where a fight is unavoidable make sure you listen to some DMX first
November 11, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Violence is never the answer but if you find yourself in a situation where a fight is unavoidable make sure you listen to some DMX first
Y'ALL WASN'T OUTSIDE!!!
November 11, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Y'ALL WASN'T OUTSIDE!!!
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Anyone know if this specific Darth Vader is canon?
November 11, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Anyone know if this specific Darth Vader is canon?
This looks like Darth Vader doing an E.T. impression
November 11, 2025 at 5:56 PM
This looks like Darth Vader doing an E.T. impression
Underwater escape. Send the check
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Underwater escape. Send the check
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Ooooh. I never thought of it like this before but wow yeah Lamont is right here!!!
A game show is only as good as its bonus round
November 11, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Ooooh. I never thought of it like this before but wow yeah Lamont is right here!!!
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This is the gospel truth.
A game show is only as good as its bonus round
November 11, 2025 at 1:19 AM
This is the gospel truth.
Back in the day I dated this girl who would always call popcorn "popping corn" and she eventually dumped me because I would introduce her as Maya Angelou
November 11, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Back in the day I dated this girl who would always call popcorn "popping corn" and she eventually dumped me because I would introduce her as Maya Angelou
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Film & television made us Gen X’ers all way more wary of quicksand & rebar than we ever should be…
November 11, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Film & television made us Gen X’ers all way more wary of quicksand & rebar than we ever should be…
PR for quicksand took DECADES to recover after the hit it took in the 80s
Film & television made us Gen X’ers all way more wary of quicksand & rebar than we ever should be…
November 11, 2025 at 3:36 AM
PR for quicksand took DECADES to recover after the hit it took in the 80s
A game show is only as good as its bonus round
November 11, 2025 at 12:50 AM
A game show is only as good as its bonus round
Something about black & white 60's sitcoms and daylight savings time that make me nostalgic for after school syndication from when I was a kid
November 10, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Something about black & white 60's sitcoms and daylight savings time that make me nostalgic for after school syndication from when I was a kid
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The OG Sunbow cartoon one?
BANGARANG! (c) Rufio
BANGARANG! (c) Rufio
The Transformers closing theme goes HARD
November 10, 2025 at 8:32 PM
The OG Sunbow cartoon one?
BANGARANG! (c) Rufio
BANGARANG! (c) Rufio
Always the OG
The OG Sunbow cartoon one?
BANGARANG! (c) Rufio
BANGARANG! (c) Rufio
The Transformers closing theme goes HARD
November 10, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Always the OG
The Transformers closing theme goes HARD
November 10, 2025 at 8:00 PM
The Transformers closing theme goes HARD
Why can't I stick a straw in an apple and drink the juice? WHY? It's 2025!!! WE GOT AI TITTIES ALL OVER THE INTERNET BUT I I CAN'T IRRIGATE A FRUIT WITH A STRAW??? Scientists get to work. I'm paying attention
November 10, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Why can't I stick a straw in an apple and drink the juice? WHY? It's 2025!!! WE GOT AI TITTIES ALL OVER THE INTERNET BUT I I CAN'T IRRIGATE A FRUIT WITH A STRAW??? Scientists get to work. I'm paying attention
I'm still trying to figure it out but the last note in the opening scene music an episode of The Golden Girls sounds like the very beginning of the Punky Brewster theme song 🤔
November 10, 2025 at 5:40 PM
I'm still trying to figure it out but the last note in the opening scene music an episode of The Golden Girls sounds like the very beginning of the Punky Brewster theme song 🤔
3 hours later ... "But you don't have to take my word for it"
Leaving in 15 minutes. I will not get caught up watching Reading Rainbow.
November 10, 2025 at 5:37 PM
3 hours later ... "But you don't have to take my word for it"
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You should always fill up on bread. You can take the rest of that shit home
November 7, 2025 at 2:59 AM
You should always fill up on bread. You can take the rest of that shit home
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Here are some 80s cartoon villains I would've slapped the shit out of
Scarab - Bionic Sox
Bigg Boss - C.O.P.S.
Gargamel - The Smurfs
Miles Mayhem M.A.S.K.
Scarab - Bionic Sox
Bigg Boss - C.O.P.S.
Gargamel - The Smurfs
Miles Mayhem M.A.S.K.
November 8, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Here are some 80s cartoon villains I would've slapped the shit out of
Scarab - Bionic Sox
Bigg Boss - C.O.P.S.
Gargamel - The Smurfs
Miles Mayhem M.A.S.K.
Scarab - Bionic Sox
Bigg Boss - C.O.P.S.
Gargamel - The Smurfs
Miles Mayhem M.A.S.K.