Lamont Price
@lpizzle.bsky.social
Comedian, Actor, Writer. Judy Blume is my dream woman. Great on clay
Ok, season 6 of Kate & Allie is weird. Allie got remarried and moved to a high rise apartment. Then Kate moves in with them after she sublets her place to Zuzu Petals (IYKYK) and Emma's gone and there's new recurring characters being forced on me. The magic isn't as strong now
December 30, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Ok, season 6 of Kate & Allie is weird. Allie got remarried and moved to a high rise apartment. Then Kate moves in with them after she sublets her place to Zuzu Petals (IYKYK) and Emma's gone and there's new recurring characters being forced on me. The magic isn't as strong now
I'm so awesome that I really should be getting blown more. Thank you for coming to my Head Talk
December 30, 2025 at 3:20 AM
I'm so awesome that I really should be getting blown more. Thank you for coming to my Head Talk
I was watching commercials from 1993 and an Arsenio Hall ad came on and the guests were Martin Lawrence, Suzanne Somers and Jaleel White and we have never needed a time machine more
December 30, 2025 at 12:46 AM
I was watching commercials from 1993 and an Arsenio Hall ad came on and the guests were Martin Lawrence, Suzanne Somers and Jaleel White and we have never needed a time machine more
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I got a great big bodyguard
Stop schemin' and looking hard
December 29, 2025 at 10:42 PM
I got a great big bodyguard
I need to assemble a team to break in to a series of local furniture stores. We're not gonna steal anything, we're just gonna make our own commercials
December 29, 2025 at 10:03 PM
I need to assemble a team to break in to a series of local furniture stores. We're not gonna steal anything, we're just gonna make our own commercials
The Detroit Lions placed me on injured reserve in 2005. Still working my way back
December 29, 2025 at 10:02 PM
The Detroit Lions placed me on injured reserve in 2005. Still working my way back
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December 29, 2025 at 7:52 PM
She is me
December 29, 2025 at 9:59 PM
She is me
Stop schemin' and looking hard
December 28, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Stop schemin' and looking hard
Kate & Allie be FRYING Ronald Reagan
December 28, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Kate & Allie be FRYING Ronald Reagan
I'm the rerun king
December 28, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I'm the rerun king
I will do trivia in your face
December 27, 2025 at 12:46 AM
I will do trivia in your face
Ordered some new sheets. My is about to shine
December 26, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Ordered some new sheets. My is about to shine
Omar might be the most universally popular character, dude is Robin Hood. Bubbs was awesome too
Bodie was great. Part of me loves Bubbs tho. Idk. Something about him.
I think we all love Omar tho. What a great character. That show had great characters for sure.
I think we all love Omar tho. What a great character. That show had great characters for sure.
December 26, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Omar might be the most universally popular character, dude is Robin Hood. Bubbs was awesome too
Every professional athlete should be allowed to beat up 5 fans per season if provoked. That'll end the nonsense
December 26, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Every professional athlete should be allowed to beat up 5 fans per season if provoked. That'll end the nonsense
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Folks will clown you for being yourself & not compromising your integrity then jump on your jock when you blow up/become famous & pretend they all believed in you and were down from day one…
They’ll catch the vapors!
They’ll catch the vapors!
What was your takeaway from Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer, when you watched it at a kid?
a stuffed reindeer with a red nose and a white tail
Alt: Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer
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December 26, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Folks will clown you for being yourself & not compromising your integrity then jump on your jock when you blow up/become famous & pretend they all believed in you and were down from day one…
They’ll catch the vapors!
They’ll catch the vapors!
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Excited to celebrate the 20th anniversary of 2006
December 26, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Excited to celebrate the 20th anniversary of 2006
Tough question. I keep jumping between Slim Charles, Bodie and Omar
For all my The Wire lovers… who yall favorite character in the series?
a man in a red shirt is sitting in a black ford explorer
ALT: a man in a red shirt is sitting in a black ford explorer
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December 26, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Tough question. I keep jumping between Slim Charles, Bodie and Omar
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True.
December 26, 2025 at 12:51 AM
True.
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Real Wigga!
December 26, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Real Wigga!
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December 26, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Flick never snitched
December 26, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Flick never snitched
Charlie Brown leaning smooth on this director's chair always cracks me up #ACharlieBrownChristmas
December 25, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Charlie Brown leaning smooth on this director's chair always cracks me up #ACharlieBrownChristmas