Amy, betwixt Xmas and Halloween names
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Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/
November 24, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/
go a little fart
dig a little dee
get down tonight
dig a little dee
get down tonight
November 22, 2025 at 5:41 PM
go a little fart
dig a little dee
get down tonight
dig a little dee
get down tonight
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you see someone posting an ai meme and you go to block them, but - wait! remember to block everyone replying to them with multiple cry-laugh emojis and other ai memes *first*.
November 21, 2025 at 10:04 AM
you see someone posting an ai meme and you go to block them, but - wait! remember to block everyone replying to them with multiple cry-laugh emojis and other ai memes *first*.
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If you use GMail, AI (Gemini) was turned on yesterday by default and now scans all of your content for machine learning. To turn off, go to Settings>General and scroll down. Uncheck the box for "Smart features."
There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.
There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.
November 20, 2025 at 5:32 PM
If you use GMail, AI (Gemini) was turned on yesterday by default and now scans all of your content for machine learning. To turn off, go to Settings>General and scroll down. Uncheck the box for "Smart features."
There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.
There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.
I want to scream this from the fucking rooftops, the amount of takes I've seen that basically boil down to 'you're only a worthy champion if you have the emotional intelligence of a 10 year old' have been utterly insufferable
I know I keep moaning about this but it's so frustrating watching a really interesting F1 title fight (for the first time in fucking forever!) get reduced to "boring" because the two main protagonists refuse to slag each other off. machismo lens is so bad in this sport.
November 20, 2025 at 12:40 PM
I want to scream this from the fucking rooftops, the amount of takes I've seen that basically boil down to 'you're only a worthy champion if you have the emotional intelligence of a 10 year old' have been utterly insufferable
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I know I keep moaning about this but it's so frustrating watching a really interesting F1 title fight (for the first time in fucking forever!) get reduced to "boring" because the two main protagonists refuse to slag each other off. machismo lens is so bad in this sport.
November 20, 2025 at 12:31 PM
I know I keep moaning about this but it's so frustrating watching a really interesting F1 title fight (for the first time in fucking forever!) get reduced to "boring" because the two main protagonists refuse to slag each other off. machismo lens is so bad in this sport.
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Whomst among us hasn't felt a little vacuum about snackie all done
November 18, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Whomst among us hasn't felt a little vacuum about snackie all done
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It’s over for us
September 27, 2025 at 8:23 AM
It’s over for us
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I struggle to see why turning ourselves into a society so unwelcoming that even those afraid for the lives are deterred from coming is something we would actually *want*.
November 16, 2025 at 6:54 PM
I struggle to see why turning ourselves into a society so unwelcoming that even those afraid for the lives are deterred from coming is something we would actually *want*.
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In 1582, a papal bull introduced the Gregorian calendar, still used today by most of the world. Because it’s 11 days ahead of the Julian calendar, countries introducing it simply skipped a third of October, and if you scroll back far enough in the iPhone calendar app you can see it change
December 31, 2024 at 2:41 PM
In 1582, a papal bull introduced the Gregorian calendar, still used today by most of the world. Because it’s 11 days ahead of the Julian calendar, countries introducing it simply skipped a third of October, and if you scroll back far enough in the iPhone calendar app you can see it change
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Let me have breakfast first jfc
November 16, 2025 at 9:02 AM
Let me have breakfast first jfc
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Just made this. I’m a widely respected intellectual, you know
November 15, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Just made this. I’m a widely respected intellectual, you know
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[To the tune of Pretty Woman by Roy Orbison]
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵Walking down the street
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵House with chicken feet
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵Walking down the street
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵House with chicken feet
🎵Baba Yaga
November 14, 2025 at 1:24 PM
[To the tune of Pretty Woman by Roy Orbison]
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵Walking down the street
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵House with chicken feet
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵Walking down the street
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵House with chicken feet
🎵Baba Yaga
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My ex-wife (but still bedtime friend) is fundraising for Alzheimers. I'd really appreciate it if you could throw a bit of money at her. Thanks!
Hello! I’m fundraising for Alzheimer's Society. Here’s my JustGiving page, if you’d like to donate: www.justgiving.com/fundraising/...
Hello! I’m fundraising for Alzheimer's Society. Here’s my JustGiving page, if you’d like to donate: www.justgiving.com/fundraising/...
Candida
Help Candida Mellor raise money to support Alzheimer's Society
www.justgiving.com
November 13, 2025 at 2:25 PM
My ex-wife (but still bedtime friend) is fundraising for Alzheimers. I'd really appreciate it if you could throw a bit of money at her. Thanks!
Hello! I’m fundraising for Alzheimer's Society. Here’s my JustGiving page, if you’d like to donate: www.justgiving.com/fundraising/...
Hello! I’m fundraising for Alzheimer's Society. Here’s my JustGiving page, if you’d like to donate: www.justgiving.com/fundraising/...
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JESUS CHRIST IN RICHMOND PARK: ORIGINAL UPLOAD
YouTube video by JAGGL113
youtu.be
November 13, 2025 at 8:43 AM
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football’s all like gimme that coconut i want it it’s beautiful but tennis is all like fuck this stupid lemon i hate it
November 9, 2025 at 7:55 PM
football’s all like gimme that coconut i want it it’s beautiful but tennis is all like fuck this stupid lemon i hate it
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Columbo always gets the killer because they're too egotistical. They love to brag about how good they are at murder. This would never happen to me. I'm too smart for that. I'm way better at murder than everyone else.
November 9, 2025 at 8:19 AM
Columbo always gets the killer because they're too egotistical. They love to brag about how good they are at murder. This would never happen to me. I'm too smart for that. I'm way better at murder than everyone else.
Gender is a performance and I'm Tim Curry's barely stifled corpsing as he says 'SPAAAYCE!'
Gender is a performance and I'm Dream Theater's Scene 2: II. Strange Deja Vu
Gender is a performance and I'm John Cage's 4'33"
November 8, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Gender is a performance and I'm Tim Curry's barely stifled corpsing as he says 'SPAAAYCE!'
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lol
November 6, 2025 at 4:47 AM
lol
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Yes.
Do atheists believe in Godzilla?
November 5, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Yes.
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Mr sandman, I wanna scream
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
August 29, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Mr sandman, I wanna scream
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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My love letter to the classic marbles game now has a new world/level set, a name, Marble's Marbles and a steam page! The more people that believe in this and wishlist the bigger I will make it! Consider wishlisting :) #IndieGame #RetroGaming #NowOnSteam #GameDev #retrovibes
November 1, 2025 at 9:18 AM
My love letter to the classic marbles game now has a new world/level set, a name, Marble's Marbles and a steam page! The more people that believe in this and wishlist the bigger I will make it! Consider wishlisting :) #IndieGame #RetroGaming #NowOnSteam #GameDev #retrovibes
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Birds but they get spookier each time. 🎃👻
Enter if you dare...🚪
Enter if you dare...🚪
October 31, 2025 at 9:24 AM
Birds but they get spookier each time. 🎃👻
Enter if you dare...🚪
Enter if you dare...🚪
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lmao david byrne showed the video of the ice agents tripping over themselves while trying to run after a biker on wacker drive during the “life during wartime” segment of his chicago show tonight
October 30, 2025 at 3:41 AM
lmao david byrne showed the video of the ice agents tripping over themselves while trying to run after a biker on wacker drive during the “life during wartime” segment of his chicago show tonight
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ooh an email titled Important information about your subscription, I wonder if the price is going down
October 29, 2025 at 12:33 PM
ooh an email titled Important information about your subscription, I wonder if the price is going down