Krumping4Christ
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there's a dang cheeto in the white house
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rfk jr moaning in olivia nuzzi's ear
November 19, 2025 at 12:33 AM
rfk jr moaning in olivia nuzzi's ear
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i have listened to the megyn kelly interview in which she downplays the statutory rape of teenagers and it is my opinion that she should be tried by a jury of her peers and sentenced to death by the state, which should be carried out in a humane manner
November 14, 2025 at 3:35 PM
i have listened to the megyn kelly interview in which she downplays the statutory rape of teenagers and it is my opinion that she should be tried by a jury of her peers and sentenced to death by the state, which should be carried out in a humane manner
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Something inspired about how One Battle After Another plays its troop characters pretty straight. Madcap cartoon chase and the tip of the evil spear are 0 dark 30 guys being so professional and stoic and hypercompetent in the service of the stupidest worst thing you've ever heard of. Oh shit wait
November 14, 2025 at 10:11 AM
Something inspired about how One Battle After Another plays its troop characters pretty straight. Madcap cartoon chase and the tip of the evil spear are 0 dark 30 guys being so professional and stoic and hypercompetent in the service of the stupidest worst thing you've ever heard of. Oh shit wait
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Discussing a Women in the World conference about women's negative experiences with male colleagues, here's Krauss telling Epstein there should be a retaliatory "Men Of the World" conference featuring Bill Clinton, Woody Allen, Al Franken and Kevin Spacey. Weird!
November 12, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Discussing a Women in the World conference about women's negative experiences with male colleagues, here's Krauss telling Epstein there should be a retaliatory "Men Of the World" conference featuring Bill Clinton, Woody Allen, Al Franken and Kevin Spacey. Weird!
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they are FOR SURE fucking
Erika Kirk: “No one will ever replace my husband, but I do see some similarities of my husband in JD”
October 31, 2025 at 6:48 PM
they are FOR SURE fucking
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You can’t spend an obscene amount of time not making physical stuff except doing ODM work with China and then expect to pivot back to making physical stuff again. If anyone makes a robot butler it’ll be Xiaomi and it’ll still suck a little.
October 31, 2025 at 6:58 PM
You can’t spend an obscene amount of time not making physical stuff except doing ODM work with China and then expect to pivot back to making physical stuff again. If anyone makes a robot butler it’ll be Xiaomi and it’ll still suck a little.
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remember when elon musk was still in government and DOGE still active and they pretended for like a week rampent social security fraud was happening, and then it turned out they just didn’t understand that databases would include people who passed away and we never heard about this “fraud” again lol
October 31, 2025 at 1:33 AM
remember when elon musk was still in government and DOGE still active and they pretended for like a week rampent social security fraud was happening, and then it turned out they just didn’t understand that databases would include people who passed away and we never heard about this “fraud” again lol
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Anybody do this one yet
October 30, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Anybody do this one yet
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when all is said and done it looks reasonably likely that bin laden will have taken down not just the us but the entire west
October 16, 2025 at 4:28 AM
when all is said and done it looks reasonably likely that bin laden will have taken down not just the us but the entire west
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“I’m strong and I want to have like fifty kids and a farm” of course you do. You’re twelve. “I don’t want to eat vegetables I think steak and French fries is the only meal” hell yeah homie you’re twelve. “Maybe if there’s crime we should just send the army” bless your heart my twelve year old buddy
September 8, 2025 at 12:51 AM
“I’m strong and I want to have like fifty kids and a farm” of course you do. You’re twelve. “I don’t want to eat vegetables I think steak and French fries is the only meal” hell yeah homie you’re twelve. “Maybe if there’s crime we should just send the army” bless your heart my twelve year old buddy
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When the bus costs less
September 7, 2025 at 5:00 PM
When the bus costs less
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no matter your politics it’s disrespectful to joke about someone’s health. don’t say kristi noem died from getting her ass stuck in a wooden barrel and floated off a waterfall and her head hit every tree branch on the way down and an eagle flew by and grabbed her hat. don’t say stuff like that
June 18, 2025 at 3:20 AM
no matter your politics it’s disrespectful to joke about someone’s health. don’t say kristi noem died from getting her ass stuck in a wooden barrel and floated off a waterfall and her head hit every tree branch on the way down and an eagle flew by and grabbed her hat. don’t say stuff like that
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[leonard cohen voice] 🎶 and she brings you cheese and onions / that come all the way from england 🎶
May 29, 2025 at 6:07 AM
[leonard cohen voice] 🎶 and she brings you cheese and onions / that come all the way from england 🎶
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My primarily complaint about this app is that a consequential number of people on here have never ever heard of jokes, parody, irony and/or sarcasm, and they’re encountering it for the first time through the post of the person they’re replying to.
May 27, 2025 at 2:08 AM
My primarily complaint about this app is that a consequential number of people on here have never ever heard of jokes, parody, irony and/or sarcasm, and they’re encountering it for the first time through the post of the person they’re replying to.
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He is gonna accidentally kill the pope or set fire to the sistine chapel or something
JD Vance heads to Rome - could he meet Pope Francis?
JD Vance heads to Rome - could he meet Pope Francis?
The US vice-president will meet Italy's prime minister but an audience at the Vatican could also happen, the BBC learns.
www.bbc.com
April 18, 2025 at 12:01 AM
He is gonna accidentally kill the pope or set fire to the sistine chapel or something
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Chuck Schumer negotiating
March 14, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Chuck Schumer negotiating
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ok sorry . my lawyer has advised me to say that drinking israeli diarrhea is good actually no matter how many kindergartners they murked
March 13, 2025 at 9:45 PM
ok sorry . my lawyer has advised me to say that drinking israeli diarrhea is good actually no matter how many kindergartners they murked
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Police Chief: You do that perp walk with the UHC assassin?
Police Officer: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy and badass just like you asked.
Police Chief: what
Police Officer: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy and badass just like you asked.
Police Chief: what
December 19, 2024 at 7:36 PM
Police Chief: You do that perp walk with the UHC assassin?
Police Officer: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy and badass just like you asked.
Police Chief: what
Police Officer: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy and badass just like you asked.
Police Chief: what
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I say “fuck off” out loud to intrusive AI features at least 20 times a day.
December 18, 2024 at 8:52 PM
I say “fuck off” out loud to intrusive AI features at least 20 times a day.
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True but also cool new way to do direct bribes to elected officials: fake lawsuit settlements
Utterly appalling and gutless of ABC.
There’s no way Trump could have proved reputational harm. And he’s a public figure.
www.nytimes.com/2024/12/14/u...
There’s no way Trump could have proved reputational harm. And he’s a public figure.
www.nytimes.com/2024/12/14/u...
ABC to Pay $15 Million to Settle a Defamation Suit Brought by Trump
The outcome of the lawsuit marks an unusual victory for President-elect Donald J. Trump in his ongoing legal campaign against national news organizations.
www.nytimes.com
December 14, 2024 at 10:47 PM
True but also cool new way to do direct bribes to elected officials: fake lawsuit settlements
However much worse you assure me it will be, I assure you it will be even worse than that.
Bookmark this if you don’t believe me.
Bookmark this if you don’t believe me.
Just to be clear: however bad you think the Trump second term will be, I assure you it’ll be worse.
Bookmark this if you don’t believe me.
Bookmark this if you don’t believe me.
December 14, 2024 at 9:40 PM
However much worse you assure me it will be, I assure you it will be even worse than that.
Bookmark this if you don’t believe me.
Bookmark this if you don’t believe me.
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luigi was also a fan of a shocking video game in which the goal is for the player to use his boot heel to crush his enemies’ skulls until they cave in and die. the game, super mario bros, is usually played alone, suggesting he was isolated and
December 10, 2024 at 1:51 PM
luigi was also a fan of a shocking video game in which the goal is for the player to use his boot heel to crush his enemies’ skulls until they cave in and die. the game, super mario bros, is usually played alone, suggesting he was isolated and