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an Aries, an apocalypse. excitable! not a serious person. a traveler. aging party girl. a lawyer. could you at least be witty if you’re going to argue with me? Being annoying, even if you don’t know you’re annoying, will just get you blocked.
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New rule: if we aren’t Twitter mutuals, haven’t already interacted on here consistently, and/or you aren’t sharing something private and personal that’s relevant to something I said or how we relate to each other, don’t DM me. I don’t want another “hi” in there. Say it on the skyline, bud.
My free will wants to fly to Vegas for 48 hours like soon lol
December 9, 2025 at 3:29 AM
My free will wants to fly to Vegas for 48 hours like soon lol
I don’t know if any of you is following the Brian Walshe trial, but his google searches around the time his wife disappeared are like a masterclass in what not to google.
December 8, 2025 at 1:01 PM
I don’t know if any of you is following the Brian Walshe trial, but his google searches around the time his wife disappeared are like a masterclass in what not to google.
I remembered today that despite it snowing on Friday and being cold AF, it’s not actually winter yet. That’s still two weeks away.
December 8, 2025 at 3:13 AM
I remembered today that despite it snowing on Friday and being cold AF, it’s not actually winter yet. That’s still two weeks away.
These kids in Welcome To Derry are so amazing. Such great actors.
December 8, 2025 at 3:09 AM
These kids in Welcome To Derry are so amazing. Such great actors.
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Ask yourself if kids prefer toys, or stores. Games from a generation ago were allowed to be toys. Games today are forced to be stores.
Why do Gen Z have a growing appetite for retro tech?
Why do Gen Z have a growing appetite for retro tech?
Gen Z are going retro, with studies showing a resurgence in people buying tech in the modern age that can be dated back decades.
www.bbc.com
December 7, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Ask yourself if kids prefer toys, or stores. Games from a generation ago were allowed to be toys. Games today are forced to be stores.
Omg
Frosty The Snowman, a being trapped at the mercy of man. made amble by magic, magic held by the hands & whimsies of kinder. when head is bare is he still living somewhere distant in the ether? when alive does he fear the looming loss of his slushen existence due to man’s warming of the the planet?
December 7, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Omg
I can’t believe it’s Shen Yun season again 🤣
December 7, 2025 at 2:19 AM
I can’t believe it’s Shen Yun season again 🤣
This isn’t surprising but an unintended consequence of 23andMe is people’s inheritances are getting all screwed up because secret siblings are popping up
December 6, 2025 at 11:30 PM
This isn’t surprising but an unintended consequence of 23andMe is people’s inheritances are getting all screwed up because secret siblings are popping up
You really do wake up one day completely over it lol thank goodness for that
December 6, 2025 at 10:50 PM
You really do wake up one day completely over it lol thank goodness for that
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Gay apparel? In this economy?
December 3, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Gay apparel? In this economy?
Offset is punching air
Cardi B’s full peek-a-boo look at Stefon Diggs’ birthday party the other night 😮💨🤌🏽🥰
December 6, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Offset is punching air
Oh I forgot to share this. When I landed in HOU from Mexico, I entered using global entry. It was pretty empty so I was able to walk up to the line to wait for my photo. I don’t think the guy behind me was paying attention and he didn’t stop at the line when I went up. CBP officer flipped out.
December 6, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Oh I forgot to share this. When I landed in HOU from Mexico, I entered using global entry. It was pretty empty so I was able to walk up to the line to wait for my photo. I don’t think the guy behind me was paying attention and he didn’t stop at the line when I went up. CBP officer flipped out.
I enjoyed this article. Oldest millennials are at and approaching the cliff! But I don’t see that as a bad thing. Just need to be prepared lol apple.news/ABmKfzN4JRqG...
Falling Off the Aging Cliff at 44 — New York Magazine
Research shows that aging catches up with us at distinct moments. Elder millennials are headed toward the edge.
apple.news
December 6, 2025 at 9:15 PM
I enjoyed this article. Oldest millennials are at and approaching the cliff! But I don’t see that as a bad thing. Just need to be prepared lol apple.news/ABmKfzN4JRqG...
Very very much. It’s incredibly worrisome.
What’s scaring me are the folx who are doctoring up their photos and posting them so much for compliments to a point of saying thank you… and watching them start to believe that’s what they look like.
I don’t know about the rest of you but overnight all of the boomer aged people in my life are gaga over AI photos. I mean they’re making them, posting them a dozen times a day, forwarding them like chain letters.
December 6, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Very very much. It’s incredibly worrisome.
Seeing burgers and sandwiches called “handhelds” on a menu makes me irrationally angry!
December 6, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Seeing burgers and sandwiches called “handhelds” on a menu makes me irrationally angry!
I feel so crazy because what the fuck else could the 14th amendment be saying????
December 6, 2025 at 5:58 PM
I feel so crazy because what the fuck else could the 14th amendment be saying????
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NEW — I put together a list of independent journalism subscriptions that would make great holiday gifts. From music to politics, astronomy to alcohol, tech to social justice, there’s something for [almost] everyone. Support indie media *and* surprise and delight your loved ones!
My guide:
My guide:
Giving the gift of independent journalism: a guide
The Handbasket has subscription suggestions for almost everyone on your list.
www.thehandbasket.co
December 6, 2025 at 3:38 PM
NEW — I put together a list of independent journalism subscriptions that would make great holiday gifts. From music to politics, astronomy to alcohol, tech to social justice, there’s something for [almost] everyone. Support indie media *and* surprise and delight your loved ones!
My guide:
My guide:
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Today I got my first request for a family law attorney referral here, and I’m bone dry— do we have anybody who practices family law in northeastern Florida (Jacksonville area)?
December 4, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Today I got my first request for a family law attorney referral here, and I’m bone dry— do we have anybody who practices family law in northeastern Florida (Jacksonville area)?
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I can't stop thinking about the purported drug smugglers being murdered by the US military. The punishment for drug offenses isn't the death penalty. This is just bloodlust and men in suits playing with lives they don't care about. It's truly grotesque and gravely compromises this country.
December 5, 2025 at 4:12 PM
I can't stop thinking about the purported drug smugglers being murdered by the US military. The punishment for drug offenses isn't the death penalty. This is just bloodlust and men in suits playing with lives they don't care about. It's truly grotesque and gravely compromises this country.
what’s the deal with Trump’s bandaged hand
December 6, 2025 at 1:03 PM
what’s the deal with Trump’s bandaged hand
Hm ok
December 6, 2025 at 10:26 AM
Hm ok
I watch all content with people who own Grinch or Pennywise costumes because I know they’re about to do some unhinged shit.
December 6, 2025 at 2:07 AM
I watch all content with people who own Grinch or Pennywise costumes because I know they’re about to do some unhinged shit.
It’s fuck AI over here. But. That choir version of Thong Song goes hard 🤣
December 6, 2025 at 2:01 AM
It’s fuck AI over here. But. That choir version of Thong Song goes hard 🤣
Okay, fight your seasonal depression, guys, because some of our favorite shows are back next month:
Will Trent
Industry
Tell Me Lies
Shrinking
The Pitt
Bridgerton
Will Trent
Industry
Tell Me Lies
Shrinking
The Pitt
Bridgerton
December 6, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Okay, fight your seasonal depression, guys, because some of our favorite shows are back next month:
Will Trent
Industry
Tell Me Lies
Shrinking
The Pitt
Bridgerton
Will Trent
Industry
Tell Me Lies
Shrinking
The Pitt
Bridgerton