Kim
@kimroper.bsky.social
Wood dragon. Documentation wonk. Not looking for romance. Not following your OnlyFans (but not judging you). 🇨🇦
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Election Night 2024. We cut to a @thebeaverton.com pitch meeting. We are brainstorming headlines for Trump's second term.
"He'll create 'The Patriot Games,'" I say. "Like the Hunger Games, but dumber."
"He can't," my editors say. "That would break satire forever."
We laugh. That's true. It would.
"He'll create 'The Patriot Games,'" I say. "Like the Hunger Games, but dumber."
"He can't," my editors say. "That would break satire forever."
We laugh. That's true. It would.
Trump announces an "unprecedented four-day athletic event" with "one young man and one young woman from each state and territory"
December 18, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Election Night 2024. We cut to a @thebeaverton.com pitch meeting. We are brainstorming headlines for Trump's second term.
"He'll create 'The Patriot Games,'" I say. "Like the Hunger Games, but dumber."
"He can't," my editors say. "That would break satire forever."
We laugh. That's true. It would.
"He'll create 'The Patriot Games,'" I say. "Like the Hunger Games, but dumber."
"He can't," my editors say. "That would break satire forever."
We laugh. That's true. It would.
I love Montreal. This street (Beaver Hall) is steeper than it looks in this video. For those who have never driven on ice: You are not driving; Newton is. You are just along for the ride.
Eastern Ontario and Western Quebec get stupid amounts of ice sometimes.
Eastern Ontario and Western Quebec get stupid amounts of ice sometimes.
if tumblr dies I need this video to make it's seasonal rotation here instead just in case, Happy holidays 🎄
December 19, 2025 at 2:30 AM
I love Montreal. This street (Beaver Hall) is steeper than it looks in this video. For those who have never driven on ice: You are not driving; Newton is. You are just along for the ride.
Eastern Ontario and Western Quebec get stupid amounts of ice sometimes.
Eastern Ontario and Western Quebec get stupid amounts of ice sometimes.
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The real communication issue?
Autistic honesty threatens people who rely on subtext to avoid accountability.
Autistic honesty threatens people who rely on subtext to avoid accountability.
December 12, 2025 at 11:22 AM
The real communication issue?
Autistic honesty threatens people who rely on subtext to avoid accountability.
Autistic honesty threatens people who rely on subtext to avoid accountability.
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we all
just want
a safe place
in which
to exist
just want
a safe place
in which
to exist
December 13, 2025 at 2:43 AM
we all
just want
a safe place
in which
to exist
just want
a safe place
in which
to exist
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#ArtAdventCalendar Day 12:
#MoonLanding trajectory necklace inspired by the path #Apollo11 took from Earth (left) to the Moon (right) 🚀🌕
🔭🧪🎨🐡
#MoonLanding trajectory necklace inspired by the path #Apollo11 took from Earth (left) to the Moon (right) 🚀🌕
🔭🧪🎨🐡
December 13, 2025 at 1:55 AM
#ArtAdventCalendar Day 12:
#MoonLanding trajectory necklace inspired by the path #Apollo11 took from Earth (left) to the Moon (right) 🚀🌕
🔭🧪🎨🐡
#MoonLanding trajectory necklace inspired by the path #Apollo11 took from Earth (left) to the Moon (right) 🚀🌕
🔭🧪🎨🐡
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A friend of mine confessed that she was addicted to ChatGPT and she uses it for all of her business stuff and that explains why all of her emails sound like Borat wrote them
December 13, 2025 at 1:45 AM
A friend of mine confessed that she was addicted to ChatGPT and she uses it for all of her business stuff and that explains why all of her emails sound like Borat wrote them
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Building a city on rock and roll seems structurally unsound — you need, like, cement and stuff.
December 13, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Building a city on rock and roll seems structurally unsound — you need, like, cement and stuff.
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And AYE would walk 53-miles
And AYE would dress like a curlew
Just to BE the man
Who dressed up like a BIRD
In order to pursue
And AYE would dress like a curlew
Just to BE the man
Who dressed up like a BIRD
In order to pursue
April 22, 2025 at 10:15 PM
And AYE would walk 53-miles
And AYE would dress like a curlew
Just to BE the man
Who dressed up like a BIRD
In order to pursue
And AYE would dress like a curlew
Just to BE the man
Who dressed up like a BIRD
In order to pursue
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Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy and isn’t a selfie.
December 8, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy and isn’t a selfie.
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Group known for preying on young people online
www.cbc.ca/news/politic...
www.cbc.ca/news/politic...
Canada becomes 1st country to list extremist network 764 as terrorists | CBC News
Canada has become the first country to list the extremist network 764, known for preying on young people online, as a terrorist organization, the federal government announced Wednesday.
www.cbc.ca
December 11, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Group known for preying on young people online
www.cbc.ca/news/politic...
www.cbc.ca/news/politic...
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I saw a few dribbling babies in the coffee shop today and I called them the 'salivation army' lol and that's another business I'm banned from in my town.
December 10, 2025 at 7:21 PM
I saw a few dribbling babies in the coffee shop today and I called them the 'salivation army' lol and that's another business I'm banned from in my town.
When creating a law, the question shouldn't be just "Why are we invoking it?" but "Why are we handing it to our opposition to invoke?"
If that second question is a problem for you, you might be an authoritarian regime.
If that second question is a problem for you, you might be an authoritarian regime.
December 11, 2025 at 1:01 AM
When creating a law, the question shouldn't be just "Why are we invoking it?" but "Why are we handing it to our opposition to invoke?"
If that second question is a problem for you, you might be an authoritarian regime.
If that second question is a problem for you, you might be an authoritarian regime.
Major recall announced for McCain product sold across Canada | Food & Drink share.google/JrzybjxMavLA...
Major recall announced for McCain product sold across Canada | Food & Drink
Consumers are being urged to check their freezers as Canada has announced a nationwide recall for a McCain product.
share.google
December 11, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Major recall announced for McCain product sold across Canada | Food & Drink share.google/JrzybjxMavLA...
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CHAIR is offering to fund facility-wide installation of Upper Air UV disinfection to a select number of acute care & long-term care facilities in 🇨🇦 as part of the world’s first large-scale UV pilot project for healthcare.
chaircoalition.org
chaircoalition.org
CHAIR Canada
A coalition of members working on introducing engineered solutions to reduce HAIs.
chaircoalition.org
December 10, 2025 at 12:33 AM
CHAIR is offering to fund facility-wide installation of Upper Air UV disinfection to a select number of acute care & long-term care facilities in 🇨🇦 as part of the world’s first large-scale UV pilot project for healthcare.
chaircoalition.org
chaircoalition.org
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“‘I've got it to the stage where you start it, and you begin to travel through time,’ says Gooley. ‘After that, it's up to somebody's imagination.’”
www.ctvnews.ca/edmonton/art...
#seriousBuyersOnly
www.ctvnews.ca/edmonton/art...
#seriousBuyersOnly
Edmonton-area man looking for ‘serious buyers’ for homemade time machine
A homemade time machine is for sale in the Edmonton area, but its creator wants its next owner to "take it to the next level."
www.ctvnews.ca
December 10, 2025 at 12:09 AM
“‘I've got it to the stage where you start it, and you begin to travel through time,’ says Gooley. ‘After that, it's up to somebody's imagination.’”
www.ctvnews.ca/edmonton/art...
#seriousBuyersOnly
www.ctvnews.ca/edmonton/art...
#seriousBuyersOnly
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What I always hear: “We can’t afford to pay our workers more than $15 an hour.”
What I never hear: “We can’t afford to pay our CEO millions of dollars a year.”
Funny how that works.
What I never hear: “We can’t afford to pay our CEO millions of dollars a year.”
Funny how that works.
December 7, 2025 at 10:01 PM
What I always hear: “We can’t afford to pay our workers more than $15 an hour.”
What I never hear: “We can’t afford to pay our CEO millions of dollars a year.”
Funny how that works.
What I never hear: “We can’t afford to pay our CEO millions of dollars a year.”
Funny how that works.
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn't a selfie
December 8, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn't a selfie
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Red-belly on the move in a winter wonderland. Montrose Point Bird Sanctuary, Chicago. 12.7.2025
#birds
#woodpeckers
#birds
#woodpeckers
December 8, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Red-belly on the move in a winter wonderland. Montrose Point Bird Sanctuary, Chicago. 12.7.2025
#birds
#woodpeckers
#birds
#woodpeckers
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December 6, 2025 at 9:21 AM
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Geneviève Bergeron, 21
Hélène Colgan, 23
Nathalie Croteau, 23
Barbara Daigneault, 22
Anne-Marie Edward, 21
Maud Haviernick, 29
Barbara Klucznik-Widajewicz, 31
Maryse Laganière, 25
Maryse Leclair, 23
Anne-Marie Lemay, 22
Sonia Pelletier, 28
Michèle Richard, 21
Annie St-Arneault, 23
Annie Turcotte, 20
Hélène Colgan, 23
Nathalie Croteau, 23
Barbara Daigneault, 22
Anne-Marie Edward, 21
Maud Haviernick, 29
Barbara Klucznik-Widajewicz, 31
Maryse Laganière, 25
Maryse Leclair, 23
Anne-Marie Lemay, 22
Sonia Pelletier, 28
Michèle Richard, 21
Annie St-Arneault, 23
Annie Turcotte, 20
December 6, 2025 at 9:39 AM
Geneviève Bergeron, 21
Hélène Colgan, 23
Nathalie Croteau, 23
Barbara Daigneault, 22
Anne-Marie Edward, 21
Maud Haviernick, 29
Barbara Klucznik-Widajewicz, 31
Maryse Laganière, 25
Maryse Leclair, 23
Anne-Marie Lemay, 22
Sonia Pelletier, 28
Michèle Richard, 21
Annie St-Arneault, 23
Annie Turcotte, 20
Hélène Colgan, 23
Nathalie Croteau, 23
Barbara Daigneault, 22
Anne-Marie Edward, 21
Maud Haviernick, 29
Barbara Klucznik-Widajewicz, 31
Maryse Laganière, 25
Maryse Leclair, 23
Anne-Marie Lemay, 22
Sonia Pelletier, 28
Michèle Richard, 21
Annie St-Arneault, 23
Annie Turcotte, 20
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“do you want anything from McDonald’s”
me: round egg please
me: round egg please
December 5, 2025 at 10:41 PM
“do you want anything from McDonald’s”
me: round egg please
me: round egg please
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"Peekaboo" is number 5 in the Close Encounters Collection! Enjoyed pumping up the saturation of these sunset colors in this painting!
#gingercat #orangecat #art #cat #painting #catart #caturday
#gingercat #orangecat #art #cat #painting #catart #caturday
December 6, 2025 at 8:00 PM
"Peekaboo" is number 5 in the Close Encounters Collection! Enjoyed pumping up the saturation of these sunset colors in this painting!
#gingercat #orangecat #art #cat #painting #catart #caturday
#gingercat #orangecat #art #cat #painting #catart #caturday
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I think I might be qualified.
December 4, 2025 at 2:41 PM
I think I might be qualified.
Practice makes perfect.
Will practice random acts of weirdness.
December 6, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Practice makes perfect.