Kevin Weldon
@kevweldon.bsky.social
He/Him. Library person. Horror, Action, Movie and Comics enthusiast. Lapsed artist. 🇮🇪
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Kevin Weldon
@kevweldon.bsky.social
· Nov 17
Giant: Fee fi fo fum, I smell the blood of an Englishman. Be he alive or be he dead, I'll GRIND HIS BONES to make my bread!
Paul Hollywood: *narrows eyes* How much bone are you using?
Giant: *sweating* Uhhhh...
Paul Hollywood: *narrows eyes* How much bone are you using?
Giant: *sweating* Uhhhh...
Can't believe I already failed No Piss 2026
We’re leaving the expulsion of urine from the bladder in 2025. I’m taking the No Pissing In 2026 Pledge
January 1, 2026 at 11:12 AM
Can't believe I already failed No Piss 2026
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Let’s make 2026 the year we erase the song Imagine from the collective consciousness
January 1, 2026 at 4:57 AM
Let’s make 2026 the year we erase the song Imagine from the collective consciousness
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R.I.P. 2025 (2025 - 2025)
December 31, 2025 at 8:05 PM
R.I.P. 2025 (2025 - 2025)
Best things I read this year:
King of Ashes by S.A. Cosby
Hatchet Girls by Joe R. Lansdale
Project Hail Mary by Andy Weir
King Sorrow by Joe Hill
Tacky by Rax King
The Refrigerator Monologues by Catherynne M. Valente
Beasts of Burden Omnibus by Evan Dorkin et al.
King of Ashes by S.A. Cosby
Hatchet Girls by Joe R. Lansdale
Project Hail Mary by Andy Weir
King Sorrow by Joe Hill
Tacky by Rax King
The Refrigerator Monologues by Catherynne M. Valente
Beasts of Burden Omnibus by Evan Dorkin et al.
We all read some bad books this year. I didn’t finish some and had to write negative reviews here and there. However, what I really want to hear about is the stuff that blew your mind, that made you think, that stayed with you. Tell me about the cool books you loved this year.
December 31, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Best things I read this year:
King of Ashes by S.A. Cosby
Hatchet Girls by Joe R. Lansdale
Project Hail Mary by Andy Weir
King Sorrow by Joe Hill
Tacky by Rax King
The Refrigerator Monologues by Catherynne M. Valente
Beasts of Burden Omnibus by Evan Dorkin et al.
King of Ashes by S.A. Cosby
Hatchet Girls by Joe R. Lansdale
Project Hail Mary by Andy Weir
King Sorrow by Joe Hill
Tacky by Rax King
The Refrigerator Monologues by Catherynne M. Valente
Beasts of Burden Omnibus by Evan Dorkin et al.
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So much of it is just people undressing normal photos of real women without their consent, including young girls. Can we please just stop posting on that extremely creepy platform.
If you want to see what the main use case for AI is to the average consumer, open Twitter, go to the @grok account and click on the "Media" tab
December 31, 2025 at 10:33 AM
So much of it is just people undressing normal photos of real women without their consent, including young girls. Can we please just stop posting on that extremely creepy platform.
I'm calling on Media Minister Patrick O’Donovan to scrap plans that would force people to use a state-run Digital ID card to access social media. Will you sign too? my.uplift.ie/petitions/no... @uplift.ie
No to online surveillance
I'm calling on Media Minister Patrick O’Donovan to scrap plans that would force people to use a state-run Digital ID card to access social media. Will you sign too?
my.uplift.ie
December 30, 2025 at 3:49 PM
I'm calling on Media Minister Patrick O’Donovan to scrap plans that would force people to use a state-run Digital ID card to access social media. Will you sign too? my.uplift.ie/petitions/no... @uplift.ie
Had to refuse to sell a phone to The Edge because he didn't have the proper I.D.
Crossed a road in front of an angry Jeremy Beadle in his car.
Entered a service station urinal at the same time Morrisey was leaving it.
December 29, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Had to refuse to sell a phone to The Edge because he didn't have the proper I.D.
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You think letting him occupy your every thought, take every second of joy from you, you think that’s you fighting back? How would total victory on his part look any different?
December 28, 2025 at 11:55 PM
You think letting him occupy your every thought, take every second of joy from you, you think that’s you fighting back? How would total victory on his part look any different?
Mentally assembling the Christmas leftover sandwich I'm having this evening
a man with a beard is standing in front of a large blue globe
ALT: a man with a beard is standing in front of a large blue globe
media.tenor.com
December 27, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Mentally assembling the Christmas leftover sandwich I'm having this evening
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Straight white men are the only type of people who can write a protagonist like themselves without it automatically being viewed as "political", on top of everything else.
December 27, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Straight white men are the only type of people who can write a protagonist like themselves without it automatically being viewed as "political", on top of everything else.
Say Never Again If You Like, Not Bothered
make a bond movie casual
casino normale
casino normale
Make a Bond movie casual
Dr. Nope
Dr. Nope
December 26, 2025 at 9:19 AM
Say Never Again If You Like, Not Bothered
"Well, Tiny Tim wasn't exactly 'The Boogeyman.' He was the one you sent to KILL the fucking Boogeyman."
December 26, 2025 at 7:05 AM
"Well, Tiny Tim wasn't exactly 'The Boogeyman.' He was the one you sent to KILL the fucking Boogeyman."
"Weird" Al Yankovic (IIRC) talking about a random dude approaching him to say, "I didn't know you were still alive."
His response:
"I never knew you were alive."
His response:
"I never knew you were alive."
What's an insult you'll never forget?
December 26, 2025 at 6:57 AM
"Weird" Al Yankovic (IIRC) talking about a random dude approaching him to say, "I didn't know you were still alive."
His response:
"I never knew you were alive."
His response:
"I never knew you were alive."
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Oh, is a Christmasball happening?
December 25, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Oh, is a Christmasball happening?
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And I looked, and behold, a pale horse! And its rider’s name was Death, and Tiny Tim followed him. And they were given authority over a fourth of the earth, to kill with sword and with famine and with pestilence and by wild beasts of the earth.
December 24, 2025 at 10:34 PM
And I looked, and behold, a pale horse! And its rider’s name was Death, and Tiny Tim followed him. And they were given authority over a fourth of the earth, to kill with sword and with famine and with pestilence and by wild beasts of the earth.
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That is not dead which can eternal lie,
And with strange aeons even Tiny Tim may die.
And with strange aeons even Tiny Tim may die.
December 24, 2025 at 11:34 AM
That is not dead which can eternal lie,
And with strange aeons even Tiny Tim may die.
And with strange aeons even Tiny Tim may die.
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“You could just tell something was off about them” sounds a little too close to “the victims were idiots for not seeing what I saw” so try and stop saying that whenever someone you found annoying on TV turns out to be a sex pervert.
December 24, 2025 at 10:17 AM
“You could just tell something was off about them” sounds a little too close to “the victims were idiots for not seeing what I saw” so try and stop saying that whenever someone you found annoying on TV turns out to be a sex pervert.
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Irish emergency numbers for the new year. Thanks for sharing this @irlagainstfascism.bsky.social
Samaritans
☎️116123
Childline
☎️1800666666
Women's Aid
☎️1800341900
Aware
☎️1800804848
Men's Aid
☎️015543811
Dublin Rape Crisis
☎️1800778 888
Bodywhys
☎️1890 200 444
Pieta House
☎️1800 247 247
AA
☎️1800 459 459
Gamblers Anonymous
☎️01 872 1133
Nollaig Shona…🎄
☎️116123
Childline
☎️1800666666
Women's Aid
☎️1800341900
Aware
☎️1800804848
Men's Aid
☎️015543811
Dublin Rape Crisis
☎️1800778 888
Bodywhys
☎️1890 200 444
Pieta House
☎️1800 247 247
AA
☎️1800 459 459
Gamblers Anonymous
☎️01 872 1133
Nollaig Shona…🎄
December 24, 2025 at 9:37 AM
Irish emergency numbers for the new year. Thanks for sharing this @irlagainstfascism.bsky.social
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SCROOGE: you there, boy! what day is it?
BOY: i don't know, i'm like six
SCROOGE: well fuckin – can you ask someone
BOY: i don't know, i'm like six
SCROOGE: well fuckin – can you ask someone
December 1, 2024 at 9:08 AM
SCROOGE: you there, boy! what day is it?
BOY: i don't know, i'm like six
SCROOGE: well fuckin – can you ask someone
BOY: i don't know, i'm like six
SCROOGE: well fuckin – can you ask someone
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Jamiroquai when Jamiro vewwy sad
December 23, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Jamiroquai when Jamiro vewwy sad
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call us old fashioned but, if you've built a machine that makes child porn, we really don't care if can do anything else.
unplug the machine.
unplug the machine.
December 22, 2025 at 7:45 PM
call us old fashioned but, if you've built a machine that makes child porn, we really don't care if can do anything else.
unplug the machine.
unplug the machine.
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30 day books-by-women challenge! Choose 30 books, one per day, no particular order, that you’ve read that were written by women. #BookSky #BookChallenge #ReadingWomen 💙📚
1/30
1/30
December 22, 2025 at 10:09 PM
30 day books-by-women challenge! Choose 30 books, one per day, no particular order, that you’ve read that were written by women. #BookSky #BookChallenge #ReadingWomen 💙📚
1/30
1/30