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Link Must Be Reinstated
@kellysmcgonigal.bsky.social
Writer, historian, Muse, and Magician. Mama bear of all the weird kids. Rainbow witch 🌈 AuDHD, cPTSD. N95 enthusiast. My husband looks fantastic in a dress. CA and Venmo: KellySMcGonigal
Pinned
I’ll go back to my regular Kelly “Town House Cracker” McGonigal name once Link gets reinstated

Moreover, Link must be reinstated
The ONE TIME it’s actually supposed to be ducks
Yeah, we have since replaced that mat with adhesive non-slip fucks
January 3, 2026 at 3:15 AM
People who genuinely enjoy raw onion are terrifying and wrong.
January 3, 2026 at 2:45 AM
Introduce yourself with what almost killed you:

Hi, I’m a bubble bath with way too many bubbles
Introduce yourself with what almost killed you:

Hi, I'm a utility box on a ski slope that has melted all the snow around it and is hidden behind a hard-packed drift
Introduce yourself with what almost killed you.

Hi, I'm the first of many seizures to come occurring while driving home from work.
January 3, 2026 at 2:35 AM
FUCK OFF, JULIE
January 3, 2026 at 2:31 AM
I simply do not believe these are two different guys, but then when I see them do scenes like this I’m like “How did they do that?!”
January 3, 2026 at 2:29 AM
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All of our rents are late and the other 2 families are both experiencing emergencies.

Please help with whatever you can spare!
linktr.ee/wylder
Start the new year keeping marginalized folk alive despite the combined social & political forces trying to make that next to impossible!

Help Now:
- Elderly Black grandma & family $2200
- Disabled DV survivor & animals - $800
- Trans/Queer disabled couple & dog (us) - $750
linktr.ee/wylder
January 2, 2026 at 9:55 PM
I like how this sounds like a guy is gonna sue a bear. Which makes me picture the bear in a courtroom. It would be chaos!
January 3, 2026 at 12:39 AM
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I skeeted this pic earlier, but as part of a collage, so I had to share this one by itself. LOOK AT HOW CUTE SHE IS!!
January 2, 2026 at 4:51 AM
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I NEED HELP!!!! THIS IS URGENT NOW. RENT IS PAST DUE AND MY LANDLORD IS PISSED. I HAVE FOUR KIDS AND WE HAVE NOWHERE TO GO IF EVICTED. ITS COLD. 2 OF US IS DISABLED. I HAVE 2K TO GO. I NEED HELP ASAP!!! PLEASE BOOST!!!!
‼️SINGLE DISABLED MOM‼️needing help with rent and end of the month groceries. My landlord doesn’t accept late pay anymore and will evict my kids and I. Thank you for any help!

All together: $2,629

PayPal: www.paypal.me/Coffinelf

Cashapp: cash.app/$juniperkewpie

Ko-fi: ko-fi.com/coffinfairy
January 2, 2026 at 7:00 PM
I skeeted this pic earlier, but as part of a collage, so I had to share this one by itself. LOOK AT HOW CUTE SHE IS!!
January 2, 2026 at 4:51 AM
Ceci n’est pas une pigeon
Today's pigeon is on the case
January 2, 2026 at 4:23 AM
Everyone loves this couch.
No cheating. Reskeet with the most recent picture of your pet(s).
January 2, 2026 at 2:56 AM
No cheating. Reskeet with the most recent picture of your pet(s).
January 2, 2026 at 2:55 AM
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My 401k check hasn't arrived still and we're late on bills. I won't get my disability check until mid January so I'm just gonna go ahead and leave my info up just in case anyone can help until then. Willing to do customs as well 💕💸

PP: karmathegoddess
CA: melancholytheclown
V: goddexxgrimes
December 30, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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Pookie is SO WEIRD
January 2, 2026 at 12:42 AM
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feels like autistic people are more likely on average to be supportive of trans ppl because a lot of autistic cis people are cis in sort of trans way
January 1, 2026 at 11:38 PM
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We're watching Slow Horses and really having trouble believing that Cartwright and Webb are supposed to be two different people.
January 2, 2026 at 12:16 AM
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I only have $60 left of this to go
$150 for phone is supposed to come out today and not trying to have my shit cut off so 🙃🙃🙃🙃

$danirockasota
V: djamiempls
January 1, 2026 at 11:19 PM
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I was wondering what Mamdani's first executive order would be, and I'm not disappointed by this.

He has wiped off the books EVERY Eric Adams executive order issued on or after September 26, 2024, the day Adams was indicted on federal bribery charges.
January 1, 2026 at 11:07 PM
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Anyway, things are tight for us for the next couple weeks, and we can’t go donate plasma while we’re still expelling mucus. Anyone want to help us get food? Need about $300 to see us through. CA and V: KellySMcGonigal
January 1, 2026 at 6:27 PM
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Stan Smith from American Dad plays guitar right-handed but he's a lefty on the bass. I would ask why that is but I know the answer is "Steve likes getting the mail."
January 1, 2026 at 6:28 PM
Anyway, things are tight for us for the next couple weeks, and we can’t go donate plasma while we’re still expelling mucus. Anyone want to help us get food? Need about $300 to see us through. CA and V: KellySMcGonigal
January 1, 2026 at 6:27 PM
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Warning: This morning, this account will be all about the Rose Parade. Not the Rose Bowl, though. I don't even know who is playing and do not care so don't tell me. I will celebrate your team losing if you do.

But a 12-ft Kermit the Frog made from sweet peas? COUNT ME THE FUCK IN.
January 1, 2026 at 2:48 PM
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I think it's sad that younger generations won't get to experience this
For Americans, Dick Clark was the personification of all the preceding year’s misfortunes and sorrows.
Each year a Dick Clark was chosen to be feasted and feted for the final week of December, until being sealed inside a ball by temple attendants for the sacrifice on the night of the 31st.
January 1, 2026 at 6:07 AM