Josephine Jellybean
@josephinejellybean.bsky.social
She/they 🏳️⚧️
British, residing in New Orleans.
In potentia.
https://app.thestorygraph.com/profile/josephine_jelibean
British, residing in New Orleans.
In potentia.
https://app.thestorygraph.com/profile/josephine_jelibean
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It's not that I have executive dysfunction. It's that I don't have an executive at all. I'm an anarchist cooperative made largely of mice and other assorted rodents
A hate crime
new favourite New York Times term for a British thing just dropped
November 26, 2025 at 2:07 PM
A hate crime
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Interviewer: “What do you say to trans kids who are starting their transition?”
Zohran Mamdani: "We're gonna make this a city that doesn't just protect trans kids, but also celebrates and cherishes them."
Zohran Mamdani: "We're gonna make this a city that doesn't just protect trans kids, but also celebrates and cherishes them."
November 26, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Interviewer: “What do you say to trans kids who are starting their transition?”
Zohran Mamdani: "We're gonna make this a city that doesn't just protect trans kids, but also celebrates and cherishes them."
Zohran Mamdani: "We're gonna make this a city that doesn't just protect trans kids, but also celebrates and cherishes them."
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I just went on your website senator and I can't find a single thing on there about how troops can decide if an order is illegal and how you will help them if they decide such a thing.
Maybe work on that before you do the talk show circuit?
Maybe work on that before you do the talk show circuit?
What a week and it’s only Tuesday. See me on Jimmy Kimmel tonight to talk all about it.
November 26, 2025 at 4:40 AM
I just went on your website senator and I can't find a single thing on there about how troops can decide if an order is illegal and how you will help them if they decide such a thing.
Maybe work on that before you do the talk show circuit?
Maybe work on that before you do the talk show circuit?
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Also, as a disabled person: allow me a special FUCK YOU to defining "compulsive usage" via the "substantially limits one or more major life activities" definition in the ADA, because FUCK YOU--
November 25, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Also, as a disabled person: allow me a special FUCK YOU to defining "compulsive usage" via the "substantially limits one or more major life activities" definition in the ADA, because FUCK YOU--
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The state does not actually get to presumptively make "making it possible for someone to talk to a minor" a crime, even though the obvious figleaf of calling it an "unfair or deceptive trade practice"!
November 25, 2025 at 11:34 PM
The state does not actually get to presumptively make "making it possible for someone to talk to a minor" a crime, even though the obvious figleaf of calling it an "unfair or deceptive trade practice"!
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Possible theories on how this leaked:
-- It came from a Witkoff antagonist within the US govt
-- It came from the Russians to disrupt US-European talks
-- It came from a third-party intelligence service, eg one in Western Europe
-- Witkoff left the transcript at a Dunkin' rest stop
-- It came from a Witkoff antagonist within the US govt
-- It came from the Russians to disrupt US-European talks
-- It came from a third-party intelligence service, eg one in Western Europe
-- Witkoff left the transcript at a Dunkin' rest stop
"Now, me to you, I know what it’s going to take to get a peace deal done: Donetsk and maybe a land swap somewhere."
-- Steve Witkoff, in his call to Putin aide Yuri Ushakov
Read the whole transcript of the Oct 14 call. It's amazing.
Gift link (for 7 days) ⤵️
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
-- Steve Witkoff, in his call to Putin aide Yuri Ushakov
Read the whole transcript of the Oct 14 call. It's amazing.
Gift link (for 7 days) ⤵️
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
Witkoff Discusses Ukraine Plans With Key Putin Aide: Transcript
The following is a transcript of an Oct. 14 phone call lasting just over 5 minutes between Steve Witkoff, Donald Trump’s special envoy for peace missions, and Yuri Ushakov, Vladimir Putin’s most senio...
www.bloomberg.com
November 25, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Possible theories on how this leaked:
-- It came from a Witkoff antagonist within the US govt
-- It came from the Russians to disrupt US-European talks
-- It came from a third-party intelligence service, eg one in Western Europe
-- Witkoff left the transcript at a Dunkin' rest stop
-- It came from a Witkoff antagonist within the US govt
-- It came from the Russians to disrupt US-European talks
-- It came from a third-party intelligence service, eg one in Western Europe
-- Witkoff left the transcript at a Dunkin' rest stop
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the darvo government
'im abusing immigrants; criticise me you are racist' - mahmood
'im killing trans ppl; criticise me you are homophobic' - streeting
'im murdering disabled ppl; criticise me you are mansplaining' - reeves
'im segregating trans ppl; criticise me you are misogynist' - phillipson
'im abusing immigrants; criticise me you are racist' - mahmood
'im killing trans ppl; criticise me you are homophobic' - streeting
'im murdering disabled ppl; criticise me you are mansplaining' - reeves
'im segregating trans ppl; criticise me you are misogynist' - phillipson
November 24, 2025 at 6:17 AM
the darvo government
'im abusing immigrants; criticise me you are racist' - mahmood
'im killing trans ppl; criticise me you are homophobic' - streeting
'im murdering disabled ppl; criticise me you are mansplaining' - reeves
'im segregating trans ppl; criticise me you are misogynist' - phillipson
'im abusing immigrants; criticise me you are racist' - mahmood
'im killing trans ppl; criticise me you are homophobic' - streeting
'im murdering disabled ppl; criticise me you are mansplaining' - reeves
'im segregating trans ppl; criticise me you are misogynist' - phillipson
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the biscourse
November 24, 2025 at 3:28 AM
the biscourse
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Amazing incorrect lyrics on the karaoke machine yesterday
November 22, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Amazing incorrect lyrics on the karaoke machine yesterday
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answer is great but also it's telling that the guy who's been saying this since day 1 has to answer about whether he's an antisemite for 5 min every interview while the same people grin vacantly at the jewish space lasers lady and call her a brave warrior
WELKER: What is your message to Jewish New Yorkers who feel you won't be tough enough in your response to antisemitism?
MAMDANI: That I am looking forward to being the next mayor and fulfilling the commitment I've made to Jewish New Yorkers to not only protect them but to celebrate and cherish them
MAMDANI: That I am looking forward to being the next mayor and fulfilling the commitment I've made to Jewish New Yorkers to not only protect them but to celebrate and cherish them
November 23, 2025 at 4:26 PM
answer is great but also it's telling that the guy who's been saying this since day 1 has to answer about whether he's an antisemite for 5 min every interview while the same people grin vacantly at the jewish space lasers lady and call her a brave warrior
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I’m in touch with a medical team in Gaza who described the situation, and I quote, like so: “this ceasefire is less of a ceasefire than the last ceasefire”
Anyone remember that cease fire?
"Gaza hospitals running out of supplies as airstrikes continue"
"Gaza hospitals running out of supplies as airstrikes continue"
Gaza hospitals running out of supplies as airstrikes continue, medics say
‘Severe lack’ in territory where Israeli strikes have killed more than 50 people and injured over 100 in recent days
www.theguardian.com
November 23, 2025 at 3:43 PM
I’m in touch with a medical team in Gaza who described the situation, and I quote, like so: “this ceasefire is less of a ceasefire than the last ceasefire”
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Hakeem Jeffries was literally voting for a resolution condemning socialism while this meeting was taking place
November 21, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Hakeem Jeffries was literally voting for a resolution condemning socialism while this meeting was taking place
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wes streeting conducting trials on puberty blockers is no different from robert kennedy jnr conducting research in to links between autism and vaccinations.
it's a pantomime and a sham with predetermined outcomes designed to push a bigoted narrative.
it's a pantomime and a sham with predetermined outcomes designed to push a bigoted narrative.
November 22, 2025 at 1:32 PM
wes streeting conducting trials on puberty blockers is no different from robert kennedy jnr conducting research in to links between autism and vaccinations.
it's a pantomime and a sham with predetermined outcomes designed to push a bigoted narrative.
it's a pantomime and a sham with predetermined outcomes designed to push a bigoted narrative.
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Policy should be based on evidence, not bias.
In a new paper Gollish et al. 2025 which shows that @WorldAthletics DSD regulations aren’t backed by performance data.
Caster Semenya Runs like a girl.
open.substack.com/pub/rogerpie...
In a new paper Gollish et al. 2025 which shows that @WorldAthletics DSD regulations aren’t backed by performance data.
Caster Semenya Runs like a girl.
open.substack.com/pub/rogerpie...
Why We Do the Research
Evidence does not support regulation of certain female track athletes
open.substack.com
November 22, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Policy should be based on evidence, not bias.
In a new paper Gollish et al. 2025 which shows that @WorldAthletics DSD regulations aren’t backed by performance data.
Caster Semenya Runs like a girl.
open.substack.com/pub/rogerpie...
In a new paper Gollish et al. 2025 which shows that @WorldAthletics DSD regulations aren’t backed by performance data.
Caster Semenya Runs like a girl.
open.substack.com/pub/rogerpie...
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You ever just sit down and realize that the rise of 21st century fascism is capital's answer to climate change?
November 21, 2025 at 9:25 AM
You ever just sit down and realize that the rise of 21st century fascism is capital's answer to climate change?
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Don’t wanna be a dick or nothing but all of you posting your outrage over Covid in the past tense are demonstrably part of the problem
November 21, 2025 at 10:08 AM
Don’t wanna be a dick or nothing but all of you posting your outrage over Covid in the past tense are demonstrably part of the problem
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Doctor: I think you have an acute case of face pareidolia.
Me:
Me:
November 8, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Doctor: I think you have an acute case of face pareidolia.
Me:
Me:
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lol, and furthermore, lmao
November 21, 2025 at 4:14 PM
lol, and furthermore, lmao
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Looks like LLMs are *very* vulnerable to attack via poetic allusion: "curated poetic prompts yielded high attack-success rates (ASR), with some providers exceeding 90% ..."
https://arxiv.org/html/2511.15304v1
https://arxiv.org/html/2511.15304v1
November 20, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Looks like LLMs are *very* vulnerable to attack via poetic allusion: "curated poetic prompts yielded high attack-success rates (ASR), with some providers exceeding 90% ..."
https://arxiv.org/html/2511.15304v1
https://arxiv.org/html/2511.15304v1
They're onto us! Quick, hide the squaffin!
I have a theory that *nobody* has ever actually seen what British people actually eat. All the British food you know of is a potemkin front, they keep their real food hidden from the world.
Chicken tikka, chip butty, bubble and squeak, spotted dick, etc: all the elaborate prank of a dead empire.
Chicken tikka, chip butty, bubble and squeak, spotted dick, etc: all the elaborate prank of a dead empire.
November 20, 2025 at 11:12 PM
They're onto us! Quick, hide the squaffin!
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Tonight there is a draft for a women’s pro baseball league and on Saturday I will watch the women’s soccer team I support play for a championship after their most successful season yet, surrounded by other diehard fans at a bar. I am living in a world 8-year-old me could have never imagined.
November 20, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Tonight there is a draft for a women’s pro baseball league and on Saturday I will watch the women’s soccer team I support play for a championship after their most successful season yet, surrounded by other diehard fans at a bar. I am living in a world 8-year-old me could have never imagined.
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BILL MAHER: seems like everywhere you look these days women are saying sir we asked you to leave
November 19, 2025 at 6:38 PM
BILL MAHER: seems like everywhere you look these days women are saying sir we asked you to leave
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Combination surf and turf (when a cat looks like shramps AND pork chop) 🍤🥩*
*I know but we don’t HAVE a pork chop emoji
*I know but we don’t HAVE a pork chop emoji
November 18, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Combination surf and turf (when a cat looks like shramps AND pork chop) 🍤🥩*
*I know but we don’t HAVE a pork chop emoji
*I know but we don’t HAVE a pork chop emoji
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Me when it comes to British Sandwiches and plugs
November 20, 2025 at 9:15 AM
Me when it comes to British Sandwiches and plugs