Ben
@cinemashoebox.bsky.social
love is the plan the plan is death
see you next year or whatever
December 31, 2025 at 9:09 PM
see you next year or whatever
remember this shit? remember "let's sell Lovecraftian horror to ten year olds looking for the next Harry Potter"? the 00s rocked, man
December 30, 2025 at 11:09 AM
remember this shit? remember "let's sell Lovecraftian horror to ten year olds looking for the next Harry Potter"? the 00s rocked, man
he's richer than god and ludicrously privileged and will never want for anything but i can't help thinking about the soul-crushing way Chris Evans must have been feeling when he signed on for more Marvel. bleak.
December 23, 2025 at 3:54 PM
he's richer than god and ludicrously privileged and will never want for anything but i can't help thinking about the soul-crushing way Chris Evans must have been feeling when he signed on for more Marvel. bleak.
Bordeaux Windsock, international man of mystery
December 23, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Bordeaux Windsock, international man of mystery
bro what the *fuck* is this
December 22, 2025 at 2:20 PM
bro what the *fuck* is this
wikipedia's featured article today is (inadvertently?) very funny
December 21, 2025 at 1:30 PM
wikipedia's featured article today is (inadvertently?) very funny
80% of UK publishing was formerly conversations about how David Walliams was a well-known massive wrong 'un so i wonder what everyone will find to talk about now www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
David Walliams dropped by book publisher HarperCollins
Walliams is one of the UK's most successful children's authors, having sold more than 60 million books.
www.bbc.co.uk
December 19, 2025 at 5:57 PM
80% of UK publishing was formerly conversations about how David Walliams was a well-known massive wrong 'un so i wonder what everyone will find to talk about now www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
some personal news: i have decided to become Good at chess
December 19, 2025 at 4:44 PM
some personal news: i have decided to become Good at chess
i red sum buks this yeer
December 18, 2025 at 11:55 AM
i red sum buks this yeer
if you want a picture of the future, imagine a teenage wizard stomping on a face forever
December 17, 2025 at 10:27 PM
if you want a picture of the future, imagine a teenage wizard stomping on a face forever
chess question that i can't work out how to google: for the (theoretical) board position in which there are the the highest number of possible moves, how high is that number, and what kind of position is it?
December 17, 2025 at 8:55 PM
chess question that i can't work out how to google: for the (theoretical) board position in which there are the the highest number of possible moves, how high is that number, and what kind of position is it?
cannot stress enough how much this song fucks
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cF14...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cF14...
When We Were Close
YouTube video by Jason Isbell - Topic
www.youtube.com
December 17, 2025 at 12:53 PM
cannot stress enough how much this song fucks
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cF14...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cF14...
country musician wikipedia pages literally be like
December 17, 2025 at 11:31 AM
country musician wikipedia pages literally be like
i agree that she's fallen off but i don't think we should be hunting her like an animal
December 17, 2025 at 9:18 AM
i agree that she's fallen off but i don't think we should be hunting her like an animal
none of this practical greenery was noticed by the poets
December 17, 2025 at 12:09 AM
none of this practical greenery was noticed by the poets
is there anything worse for your youtube algorithm than briefly taking a passing interest in chess
December 14, 2025 at 4:41 PM
is there anything worse for your youtube algorithm than briefly taking a passing interest in chess
i really don't know about this. it's not like Ariana Grande, who was actually *there*, is it? for someone in the middle of getting a ton of criticism about how she always wants to muscle her way into the spotlight and have the last word it seems.... yikes
December 12, 2025 at 3:12 PM
i really don't know about this. it's not like Ariana Grande, who was actually *there*, is it? for someone in the middle of getting a ton of criticism about how she always wants to muscle her way into the spotlight and have the last word it seems.... yikes
Herman Melville invented gooning
Would that I could keep squeezing that sperm for ever!
December 12, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Herman Melville invented gooning
imagine deciding to look like this
December 12, 2025 at 12:44 PM
imagine deciding to look like this
should I melt the insides of my laptop by attempting to run Divinity, thus leaving me unable to play either it or 40K Total War, or should I melt the insides of my laptop by attempting to run 40K Total War, thus leaving me unable to play either it or Divinity?
December 12, 2025 at 11:52 AM
should I melt the insides of my laptop by attempting to run Divinity, thus leaving me unable to play either it or 40K Total War, or should I melt the insides of my laptop by attempting to run 40K Total War, thus leaving me unable to play either it or Divinity?
Reposted by Ben
Would that I could keep squeezing that sperm for ever!
December 12, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Would that I could keep squeezing that sperm for ever!
the secrets of the taoists are in danger of becoming commonplaces
December 11, 2025 at 11:48 PM
the secrets of the taoists are in danger of becoming commonplaces
my longest "welp" ever deadline.com/2025/12/disn...
December 11, 2025 at 2:58 PM
my longest "welp" ever deadline.com/2025/12/disn...
sorry but this would have been so funny
When the winner of the Nobel peace prize smuggled herself over the water and out of Venezuela to attend the ceremony in Oslo this week, her allies called the Pentagon to ask them not to arbitrarily murder her. www.wsj.com/world/americ...
December 11, 2025 at 2:39 PM
sorry but this would have been so funny