Josephine Jellybean
@josephinejellybean.bsky.social
She/they 🏳️⚧️
British, residing in New Orleans.
In potentia.
https://app.thestorygraph.com/profile/josephine_jelibean
British, residing in New Orleans.
In potentia.
https://app.thestorygraph.com/profile/josephine_jelibean
They're just trolling
November 26, 2025 at 1:49 PM
They're just trolling
We're talking about Trump's quoted response here
November 26, 2025 at 2:56 AM
We're talking about Trump's quoted response here
As daft & indiscreet as he can be, igtf he just flubbed describing the fact (to him unremarkable & ubiquitous) that each party will have to be sold on the merits of each other's position in order to find a mutual solution. Which is deranged in democratic terms but normal in the game of power 🇺🇸 plays
November 26, 2025 at 1:53 AM
As daft & indiscreet as he can be, igtf he just flubbed describing the fact (to him unremarkable & ubiquitous) that each party will have to be sold on the merits of each other's position in order to find a mutual solution. Which is deranged in democratic terms but normal in the game of power 🇺🇸 plays
It's not traditional, but it would be a fine way to cut through all the richness of the rest of the spread. We're trying a cranberry curd tart this year for that purpose
November 26, 2025 at 1:46 AM
It's not traditional, but it would be a fine way to cut through all the richness of the rest of the spread. We're trying a cranberry curd tart this year for that purpose
Unthawed chocolate satin pie 🤤 is how I plan to die tbh
November 26, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Unthawed chocolate satin pie 🤤 is how I plan to die tbh
I bet I could bump key lime up that list a lil, it's one of my top recipes
November 26, 2025 at 1:41 AM
I bet I could bump key lime up that list a lil, it's one of my top recipes
We're not allowed to like fun or money 😔
Honest to God I think they see us as a weird religious sect trying to spoil fun. Simplest way for them to avoid ever actually considering a single argument rationally
Honest to God I think they see us as a weird religious sect trying to spoil fun. Simplest way for them to avoid ever actually considering a single argument rationally
November 26, 2025 at 12:20 AM
We're not allowed to like fun or money 😔
Honest to God I think they see us as a weird religious sect trying to spoil fun. Simplest way for them to avoid ever actually considering a single argument rationally
Honest to God I think they see us as a weird religious sect trying to spoil fun. Simplest way for them to avoid ever actually considering a single argument rationally
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Also, as a disabled person: allow me a special FUCK YOU to defining "compulsive usage" via the "substantially limits one or more major life activities" definition in the ADA, because FUCK YOU--
November 25, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Also, as a disabled person: allow me a special FUCK YOU to defining "compulsive usage" via the "substantially limits one or more major life activities" definition in the ADA, because FUCK YOU--
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The state does not actually get to presumptively make "making it possible for someone to talk to a minor" a crime, even though the obvious figleaf of calling it an "unfair or deceptive trade practice"!
November 25, 2025 at 11:34 PM
The state does not actually get to presumptively make "making it possible for someone to talk to a minor" a crime, even though the obvious figleaf of calling it an "unfair or deceptive trade practice"!
Sweet goodness in a buttery pastry crust...favourites are one thing, but all good pie is good pie 🧡
November 25, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Sweet goodness in a buttery pastry crust...favourites are one thing, but all good pie is good pie 🧡
Reported here, reported on Gofundme. Taking advantage of the genocide in Gaza to scam people is truly disgusting. May you suffer as you pretend to.
November 25, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Reported here, reported on Gofundme. Taking advantage of the genocide in Gaza to scam people is truly disgusting. May you suffer as you pretend to.
Why do you keep repeating this absurd lie? It's okay to just admit you have no idea what other people are doing. Nobody expects you to be omniscient. We do however expect you to learn not to talk out of your ass at some point
November 25, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Why do you keep repeating this absurd lie? It's okay to just admit you have no idea what other people are doing. Nobody expects you to be omniscient. We do however expect you to learn not to talk out of your ass at some point
It's obvious you're upset about validity criticism of the senile war criminal who delivered a second Trump term. Your feelings are quite clearly irrelevant, and buffoonish in nature, since the senile war criminal did talk some nonsense about the dysfunctional economy.
November 25, 2025 at 8:47 AM
It's obvious you're upset about validity criticism of the senile war criminal who delivered a second Trump term. Your feelings are quite clearly irrelevant, and buffoonish in nature, since the senile war criminal did talk some nonsense about the dysfunctional economy.
And you're an irrelevant buffoon
November 25, 2025 at 8:40 AM
And you're an irrelevant buffoon
When we first started experimenting with psychedelics as teens everyone would be talking about how this or that prog rock standard was mind blowing and I'm sat there like "just wait til 1am and throw on Radio 3"
November 25, 2025 at 8:30 AM
When we first started experimenting with psychedelics as teens everyone would be talking about how this or that prog rock standard was mind blowing and I'm sat there like "just wait til 1am and throw on Radio 3"
I think they identify so thoroughly with the British colonial project that they don't see themselves as related to these refugees at all.
November 25, 2025 at 7:38 AM
I think they identify so thoroughly with the British colonial project that they don't see themselves as related to these refugees at all.
I can see the blue and white part tbf. She's a racist Tory so blatantly you could spot it on a cloudy night.
November 25, 2025 at 7:34 AM
I can see the blue and white part tbf. She's a racist Tory so blatantly you could spot it on a cloudy night.
I mean I don't care whether or not you're impressed but the actual point is her criticism was valid.
November 25, 2025 at 7:27 AM
I mean I don't care whether or not you're impressed but the actual point is her criticism was valid.
Blind, ignorant, and apparently genocide is not a red line for you?
November 25, 2025 at 6:17 AM
Blind, ignorant, and apparently genocide is not a red line for you?
Idek where to find poetry any more
November 25, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Idek where to find poetry any more