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Joshua🫀🌹🇵🇸
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I exist here, waiting for change.
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I understand if people aren’t hyped for the Knight of the Seven Kingdoms Game of Thrones show and maybe it’s good if people aren’t hyped because I’ve read them and they are best enjoyed as little stand alone adventures unconcerned with lore. It’s like if Xena took itself slightly more seriously.
December 31, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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I have been informed there is a playoff scenario where the Falcons win tonight and beat NO next week, Carolina wins the division even if they lose to the Bucs, because it'll be a 3-way tie at 8-9 and the Panthers would own the SoS.

If you dont want this to happen why do you even watch football
December 30, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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December 31, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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French soldiers in the Russian campaign turned their dead horses into tents
December 31, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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my New Year’s resolution is to find a big sack of money with a dollar sign on it
December 31, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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December 30, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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if anyone stands in the way of my dreams i will run you over with my car
December 30, 2025 at 5:59 AM
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if you don't have the moral clarity necessary to rawdog a basket of fries by yourself we aren't compatible
ketchup isn’t available, what are you putting on your fries?
December 29, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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February 12, 2024 at 3:51 AM
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Hey #PortfolioDay!

I'm Prosper, an illustrator and concept artist based in France. I specialize in history and fantasy! 🌱🗡️

🌐 linktr.ee/prospertipaldi
✉️ prospertipaldi@gmail.com
October 14, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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for the 40 thousandth anniversary of the imperium of man we are doing webway. for tens of thousands of years planetary governors have wanted webway. and we're finally doing it. we're doing webway and we're doing it very strongly
December 28, 2025 at 5:48 AM
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Found a bookstore that stocks your novels
December 27, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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oh brother, another bad post from political influencer beltway brian. i am furious at beltway brian all of the time. i share screencaps of beltway brian's posts with people who have no idea who he is. i hate all of beltway brian's posts and i read all of them every single day, including weekends
December 27, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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what's a matter babe you hardly touched your clud sandwich
December 27, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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Your power bill has tripled and you can't afford new PC parts just to create this.
December 20, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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Last year he gave them vintage samurai swords that were each authenticated as being historically important. Possibly the most “dudes rock” gift giver of all time
well thats totally insane 👍
December 27, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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"Did you see what Mark Cuban posted? Oh did you see the clapb—"

You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
December 27, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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People say “Avatar had no cultural impact” as though teaching a whole generation about the sacrifice of our brave boys who died fighting on Pandora doesn’t count as a cultural impact
December 27, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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December 26, 2025 at 7:49 AM
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six months ago Reader’s Digest asked if they could purchase the publishing rights for this elaborate shitpost I wrote a year ago now wherein I pretended to be the elf equivalent of David Brooks at the North Pole. Thought it was maybe a phishing scam but it’s real LMAOO
December 24, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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We are NOMINATED‼️

This gonna be the LAST CHANCE for anime adaptation, and I believe we have the power to make it happen!

Please VOTE for Dinosaur Sanctuary from the link below▼
anime-japan.jp/activities/a...

I'll show you how to vote in the replay below.
December 24, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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The four elements: water, fire, mold, and biohazard
December 21, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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these are phenomenal
old memes i made of star trek with dril quotes thread
December 21, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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December 18, 2025 at 7:29 PM