Ingleman Dovetail
@inglemandovetail.bsky.social
Here for a good time. And a long time.
The Zec here not fooling anyone with his dancing chipmunks! 🤣
el instagram de herzog es una de las mejores cosas que me pasó en este último tiempo.
December 14, 2025 at 8:31 AM
The Zec here not fooling anyone with his dancing chipmunks! 🤣
After I had completed my official debunking of the use of Mesopotamian wedge-shaped characters as used in the writing of arrest reports, I little expected the arrival at my door of six cuneiform police officers.
When, as part of my cloning experiments, I extracted DNA from a fragment of cloth stained with the blood of Dixon of Dock Green actor, Jack Warner, I never expected six uniform police officers to turn up at my door.
When I wrote my article about ignorance and law enforcement I never expected six uninformed police officers to turn up at my door.
November 22, 2025 at 3:20 PM
After I had completed my official debunking of the use of Mesopotamian wedge-shaped characters as used in the writing of arrest reports, I little expected the arrival at my door of six cuneiform police officers.
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Feast on the particulars at www.emophilips.com
November 6, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Feast on the particulars at www.emophilips.com
This is such a good photo.
Took the cats out for a walk with my brother and accidentally created a 90s Britpop album cover
November 6, 2025 at 8:00 AM
This is such a good photo.
To tell the truth, it has been quite an easy day's night.
If I'm honest, I have done very little my way.
I have to admit that, much as I’d like to be, I’m not still standing.
November 5, 2025 at 7:41 AM
To tell the truth, it has been quite an easy day's night.
My son, grandson and I just built these gates to replace the ones I built 18 years ago that sadly rotted through. I don’t know if I like the colour now I’ve painted them but at least they’ll last!
September 25, 2025 at 1:10 PM
My son, grandson and I just built these gates to replace the ones I built 18 years ago that sadly rotted through. I don’t know if I like the colour now I’ve painted them but at least they’ll last!
And sadly, this is how references often work.
Recently asked write a reference for someone in my team. He is by far the worst person I have ever worked with in my life; always late, poor hygiene, lazy, randomly doesn't turn up etc. You bet I wrote a glowing reference so I could see the back of him. Sorry to his next manager.
August 23, 2025 at 10:07 AM
And sadly, this is how references often work.
If you don't understand how physics works, even at this simple level, you really shouldn't be in the position to disseminate information of any kind to the general public.
There was also news yesterday that the seas around the UK were rising much faster than predicted.
The climate crisis is hitting hard.
The climate crisis is hitting hard.
Met Office: Extreme weather the UK's new normal
The UK has a notably different climate compared with just a few decades ago, the Met Office says.
www.bbc.com
July 14, 2025 at 11:16 AM
If you don't understand how physics works, even at this simple level, you really shouldn't be in the position to disseminate information of any kind to the general public.
He's done it again!
July 9, 2025 at 4:26 PM
He's done it again!
🤣🤣🤣
“Be sure to set me to ‘delicate,’ Alison. It’d be a shame to ruin that sweater, you know, in case it ever comes back in style.”
June 18, 2025 at 6:29 AM
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I once directed Kenny Ball (and some of his Jazzmen) to the outdoor stage from the car park at The Humberside Show in 1976. He said thank you.
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
June 13, 2025 at 6:49 PM
I once directed Kenny Ball (and some of his Jazzmen) to the outdoor stage from the car park at The Humberside Show in 1976. He said thank you.
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Fascists attack universities because the totalitarian need for control is threatened by the power of education to free the mind. Ignorance is the lubricant of obedience.
May 22, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Fascists attack universities because the totalitarian need for control is threatened by the power of education to free the mind. Ignorance is the lubricant of obedience.
Had to check this and it's actually true!
The word for a carrot in ten different languages…
10. Cà rốt (Vietnamese)
9. Karòt (Haitian Creole)
8. Karoot (Wolof)
7. Carotte (French)
6. Carota (Italian)
5. Karoto (Esperanto)
4. Karoti (Swahili)
3. Kárọ́ọ̀tì (Yoruba)
2. Kāreti (Māori)
1. Moron (Welsh)
10. Cà rốt (Vietnamese)
9. Karòt (Haitian Creole)
8. Karoot (Wolof)
7. Carotte (French)
6. Carota (Italian)
5. Karoto (Esperanto)
4. Karoti (Swahili)
3. Kárọ́ọ̀tì (Yoruba)
2. Kāreti (Māori)
1. Moron (Welsh)
April 4, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Had to check this and it's actually true!
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Music FACT: Jools Holland's real name is Jewellery The Netherlands.
March 7, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Music FACT: Jools Holland's real name is Jewellery The Netherlands.
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“Forgive me, I’m a terrible flort”
“Don’t you mean flirt?”
*starts florting*
“OMFG. WTF is that?!”
“Don’t you mean flirt?”
*starts florting*
“OMFG. WTF is that?!”
December 2, 2024 at 6:37 PM
“Forgive me, I’m a terrible flort”
“Don’t you mean flirt?”
*starts florting*
“OMFG. WTF is that?!”
“Don’t you mean flirt?”
*starts florting*
“OMFG. WTF is that?!”
🤣🤣🤣
My resolution, and I think it’s doable, is to run so fast into a chain link fence that I come out as cubes.
January 2, 2025 at 8:37 AM
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This is some brilliance! Enjoy.
James, stop trying to make 'bonfire night' happen
November 4, 2024 at 7:47 AM
This is some brilliance! Enjoy.
This is a really good idea. Free, simple, one click and a whole bunch of these nutters is gone. 5/5 Would recommend.
Now that this app is becoming more popular, there has unfortunately been an influx of right wing accounts
I highly recommend subscribing to this blocklist if you want to avoid this type of content
bsky.app/profile/did:...
I highly recommend subscribing to this blocklist if you want to avoid this type of content
bsky.app/profile/did:...
October 22, 2024 at 5:33 PM
This is a really good idea. Free, simple, one click and a whole bunch of these nutters is gone. 5/5 Would recommend.
😂😂😂
September 18, 2024 at 7:06 PM
😂😂😂
I love this last sentence!
Clearing out the loft once, missus.says "that box can go, it's only paperwork." Not really paying attention, I lazily booted a box over the hatch lip down to the landing. Turned out to be her great grandma's 150 year old tea set. The noise was horrific and lasted for months.
January 22, 2024 at 4:48 PM
I love this last sentence!
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Temu feels like raccoons selling things they found and they don’t really understand what they’re called or how much they should cost
January 14, 2024 at 8:48 AM
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Anyway this is what we did with the old shed at the end of the path:
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www.tiktok.com/@inglemandov...
January 7, 2024 at 9:13 PM
Anyway this is what we did with the old shed at the end of the path:
www.tiktok.com/@inglemandov...
www.tiktok.com/@inglemandov...
Now here's where it begins to get more interesting. Can you see that old shed to the right, at the very end of the path?
January 7, 2024 at 6:00 PM
Now here's where it begins to get more interesting. Can you see that old shed to the right, at the very end of the path?