I'mNotAHRHitter
@imnotahrhitter.bsky.social
I'm just really not a home run hitter. I like sports and some of the sports either love me ( #Yankees ) or really hate me ( #Bills ). I also like lots of other nerd stuff.
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Aaron Peterson "refused to give a direct answer on whether Trump can run for president in 2028. ... refused to give a direct answer to the question of whether Trump lost the 2020 election." thealaskacurrent.com/2025/12/15/s...
By a vote of 58-39, the Senate confirmed the nomination of Aaron Christian Peterson to be United States District Judge for the District of Alaska. Democrat Senators voting aye: Duckworth, Durbin, Hassan, Kaine, Kelly, Shaheen, and Whitehouse. Senators not voting: Crapo, McConnell, and Murphy.
February 5, 2026 at 4:50 AM
Aaron Peterson "refused to give a direct answer on whether Trump can run for president in 2028. ... refused to give a direct answer to the question of whether Trump lost the 2020 election." thealaskacurrent.com/2025/12/15/s...
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today's report:
our "adopt a rent" venmo campaign paid 43 families rents who were at risk of evictions, including several moms of 4+ children
this is the way to get rent paid fast. like. 1000x better than any other way.
our "adopt a rent" venmo campaign paid 43 families rents who were at risk of evictions, including several moms of 4+ children
this is the way to get rent paid fast. like. 1000x better than any other way.
February 5, 2026 at 5:05 AM
today's report:
our "adopt a rent" venmo campaign paid 43 families rents who were at risk of evictions, including several moms of 4+ children
this is the way to get rent paid fast. like. 1000x better than any other way.
our "adopt a rent" venmo campaign paid 43 families rents who were at risk of evictions, including several moms of 4+ children
this is the way to get rent paid fast. like. 1000x better than any other way.
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He cannot be clearer. There is no difference to him between bombing random fishermen on boats and shooting Americans protesters in the face
I swear this clip is not edited. Trump pivots from downplaying the killing of Renee Good and Alex Pretti ("two people out of tens of thousands and you get bad publicity") to in the very next breath claiming "we've been very tough on the waters," leaving Tom Llamas baffled ("the waters?")
February 5, 2026 at 4:30 AM
He cannot be clearer. There is no difference to him between bombing random fishermen on boats and shooting Americans protesters in the face
MST3K -Godzilla vs Megalon, I Accuse My Parents, Pumaman, Laserblast (so many more)
The Venture Bros. - The Buddy System
Seinfeld - The Opposite
Simpsons - I dunno, most of S3-S8, but especially Homer Goes to College, Bart's Comet, and $pringfield.
Space Ghost Coast to Coast - Girl Hair, Snatch
The Venture Bros. - The Buddy System
Seinfeld - The Opposite
Simpsons - I dunno, most of S3-S8, but especially Homer Goes to College, Bart's Comet, and $pringfield.
Space Ghost Coast to Coast - Girl Hair, Snatch
What’s a TV episode that still makes you laugh out loud on repeat viewings? (I’ll take movies too.)
A few of ours:
Frasier: Nightmare Inn, Ski Lodge, the Seal
Somebody Somewhere: St. Louis Sushi
What We Do in the Shadows: Jackie Daytona
Derry Girls: Rock the Boat, pilot
Insecure: Coachella
A few of ours:
Frasier: Nightmare Inn, Ski Lodge, the Seal
Somebody Somewhere: St. Louis Sushi
What We Do in the Shadows: Jackie Daytona
Derry Girls: Rock the Boat, pilot
Insecure: Coachella
February 5, 2026 at 4:35 AM
MST3K -Godzilla vs Megalon, I Accuse My Parents, Pumaman, Laserblast (so many more)
The Venture Bros. - The Buddy System
Seinfeld - The Opposite
Simpsons - I dunno, most of S3-S8, but especially Homer Goes to College, Bart's Comet, and $pringfield.
Space Ghost Coast to Coast - Girl Hair, Snatch
The Venture Bros. - The Buddy System
Seinfeld - The Opposite
Simpsons - I dunno, most of S3-S8, but especially Homer Goes to College, Bart's Comet, and $pringfield.
Space Ghost Coast to Coast - Girl Hair, Snatch
Educators have to sue the federal government to try and stop the fascist occupation from kidnapping children or their parents from schools and bus stops.
The opposition party is demanding guardrails to try & curtail said fascist occupation, the first of which is already the law.
It's all great!
The opposition party is demanding guardrails to try & curtail said fascist occupation, the first of which is already the law.
It's all great!
Educators in Minnesota on Wednesday filed a federal lawsuit seeking to stop federal agents from conducting immigration enforcement near schools and bus stops.
Educators Sue to Keep Immigration Agents From Schools and Bus Stops
The lawsuit is challenging a Trump administration policy allowing federal agents near locations such as schools, churches and hospitals.
nyti.ms
February 5, 2026 at 4:29 AM
Educators have to sue the federal government to try and stop the fascist occupation from kidnapping children or their parents from schools and bus stops.
The opposition party is demanding guardrails to try & curtail said fascist occupation, the first of which is already the law.
It's all great!
The opposition party is demanding guardrails to try & curtail said fascist occupation, the first of which is already the law.
It's all great!
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We need $230 more to pay this rent tonight.
Do 9 people have $25 bucks to chip in? 🌻
Do 9 people have $25 bucks to chip in? 🌻
Holy shit starting super strong because we 47% funded coming into the campaign but shout out O for another $400 right off the bat!!
That puts us at $970 of $1200 or EIGHTY % funded in basically 5 minutes.
Let’s goooo! 🌻
That puts us at $970 of $1200 or EIGHTY % funded in basically 5 minutes.
Let’s goooo! 🌻
February 5, 2026 at 4:12 AM
We need $230 more to pay this rent tonight.
Do 9 people have $25 bucks to chip in? 🌻
Do 9 people have $25 bucks to chip in? 🌻
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February 5, 2026 at 3:44 AM
Since I've taken pretty much everyone who's come to visit me here to Paisley Park, I'm very happy to go again and again, in addition to all the awesome places in the Twin Cities to see.
Axios had a story today about how hard Minnesota’s economy is being hit and how slow the recovery could be. So, I’m going to take this opportunity to say that if you want to support the Twin Cities, you should plan a visit for this summer, spend some money here, & see how amazing it is for yourself.
February 5, 2026 at 3:27 AM
Since I've taken pretty much everyone who's come to visit me here to Paisley Park, I'm very happy to go again and again, in addition to all the awesome places in the Twin Cities to see.
It's an amazing experience
Hell yeah, Molly’s right. Let’s grab beers and enjoy the wonders of an empty Target Field.
Axios had a story today about how hard Minnesota’s economy is being hit and how slow the recovery could be. So, I’m going to take this opportunity to say that if you want to support the Twin Cities, you should plan a visit for this summer, spend some money here, & see how amazing it is for yourself.
February 5, 2026 at 3:21 AM
It's an amazing experience
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Hell yeah, Molly’s right. Let’s grab beers and enjoy the wonders of an empty Target Field.
Axios had a story today about how hard Minnesota’s economy is being hit and how slow the recovery could be. So, I’m going to take this opportunity to say that if you want to support the Twin Cities, you should plan a visit for this summer, spend some money here, & see how amazing it is for yourself.
February 5, 2026 at 3:19 AM
Hell yeah, Molly’s right. Let’s grab beers and enjoy the wonders of an empty Target Field.
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67% of the homicides in Minneapolis and 50% of the homicides in all of Minnesota this year have been committed by federal agents.
Read that again.
Read that again.
February 5, 2026 at 3:01 AM
67% of the homicides in Minneapolis and 50% of the homicides in all of Minnesota this year have been committed by federal agents.
Read that again.
Read that again.
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JUSTIFIED “FUCK ICE” CHANTS #AEWDynamite
February 5, 2026 at 3:04 AM
JUSTIFIED “FUCK ICE” CHANTS #AEWDynamite
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massive fuck ICE chant on dynamite
February 5, 2026 at 3:03 AM
massive fuck ICE chant on dynamite
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designing a new timberwolves jersey after every win 🐺
record: 32-20
record: 32-20
February 5, 2026 at 3:04 AM
designing a new timberwolves jersey after every win 🐺
record: 32-20
record: 32-20
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Edwards was ridiculous down the stretch. For the first time in 22 years, the Wolves are winners in Toronto. What a gutsy win for a rumor-weary group.
February 5, 2026 at 3:01 AM
Edwards was ridiculous down the stretch. For the first time in 22 years, the Wolves are winners in Toronto. What a gutsy win for a rumor-weary group.
"Our plan is to get criminals to obey the law. No, they won't be punished if they don't, since they already have broken the law & we're not punishing them. What we ARE going to do is have the criminals, who WILL follow the law this time maybe, coordinate with people paid to arrest criminals." -Dems
February 5, 2026 at 3:05 AM
"Our plan is to get criminals to obey the law. No, they won't be punished if they don't, since they already have broken the law & we're not punishing them. What we ARE going to do is have the criminals, who WILL follow the law this time maybe, coordinate with people paid to arrest criminals." -Dems
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Ant with a spinning fadeaway to give the Wolves a 4 point lead
February 5, 2026 at 2:51 AM
Ant with a spinning fadeaway to give the Wolves a 4 point lead
I....I just keep re-reading that 1st guardrail which is, essentially, obey the Constitution.
...which they've been violating
...which means they're criminals
...which means...
Ahem
THE FOLLOWING GUARDRAILS DON'T MATTER AS MUCH.
BECAUSE THEY. ARE. FUCKING. CRIMINALS.
AND SHOULD BE ARRESTED!
...which they've been violating
...which means they're criminals
...which means...
Ahem
THE FOLLOWING GUARDRAILS DON'T MATTER AS MUCH.
BECAUSE THEY. ARE. FUCKING. CRIMINALS.
AND SHOULD BE ARRESTED!
Schumer & Jeffries lay out the Democratic demands for a DHS funding deal in a letter to the top Republican leaders
February 5, 2026 at 2:52 AM
I....I just keep re-reading that 1st guardrail which is, essentially, obey the Constitution.
...which they've been violating
...which means they're criminals
...which means...
Ahem
THE FOLLOWING GUARDRAILS DON'T MATTER AS MUCH.
BECAUSE THEY. ARE. FUCKING. CRIMINALS.
AND SHOULD BE ARRESTED!
...which they've been violating
...which means they're criminals
...which means...
Ahem
THE FOLLOWING GUARDRAILS DON'T MATTER AS MUCH.
BECAUSE THEY. ARE. FUCKING. CRIMINALS.
AND SHOULD BE ARRESTED!
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Abolish ICE is too confusing. What we meant to say is that "no masks should be deployed in an arbitrary and capricious fashion."
February 5, 2026 at 1:59 AM
Abolish ICE is too confusing. What we meant to say is that "no masks should be deployed in an arbitrary and capricious fashion."
These are the people we're relying on to save Democracy lol
"except in extraordinary and unusual circumstances" is a big enough loophole for a family of elephants to walk through. www.huffpost.com/entry/democr...
Democrats Ease Up On 1 Of Their Biggest ICE Demands
Masks might still be OK in "extraordinary and unusual circumstances," Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer said.
www.huffpost.com
February 5, 2026 at 2:37 AM
These are the people we're relying on to save Democracy lol
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it’s genuinely reassuring to me that this is the most miserable and paranoid person in the entire world
February 5, 2026 at 1:16 AM
it’s genuinely reassuring to me that this is the most miserable and paranoid person in the entire world
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@JeffPassan tweeted
BREAKING: Star left-hander Framber Valdez and the Detroit Tigers are in agreement on a three-year, $115 million contract, sources tell ESPN. Valdez, 32, gets the highest AAV ever for a left-handed pitcher as well as the highest for a Latin American pitcher. Huge move for Detroit.
BREAKING: Star left-hander Framber Valdez and the Detroit Tigers are in agreement on a three-year, $115 million contract, sources tell ESPN. Valdez, 32, gets the highest AAV ever for a left-handed pitcher as well as the highest for a Latin American pitcher. Huge move for Detroit.
February 5, 2026 at 2:17 AM
@JeffPassan tweeted
BREAKING: Star left-hander Framber Valdez and the Detroit Tigers are in agreement on a three-year, $115 million contract, sources tell ESPN. Valdez, 32, gets the highest AAV ever for a left-handed pitcher as well as the highest for a Latin American pitcher. Huge move for Detroit.
BREAKING: Star left-hander Framber Valdez and the Detroit Tigers are in agreement on a three-year, $115 million contract, sources tell ESPN. Valdez, 32, gets the highest AAV ever for a left-handed pitcher as well as the highest for a Latin American pitcher. Huge move for Detroit.
Loot that drops after defeating me:
-Library of movie/TV show/video game OSTs
-a Majora's Mask T-shirt
-a can of Sprite Zero
-a classic NYC MTA Token
-Godzilla toys
-decades of Bills football frustration
-Library of movie/TV show/video game OSTs
-a Majora's Mask T-shirt
-a can of Sprite Zero
-a classic NYC MTA Token
-Godzilla toys
-decades of Bills football frustration
Loot that drops after defeating me:
-3 half-used packs of sugar free bubblegum
-A tube of toxic watercolor
-A 9.5mm home release of Michael Strogoff
-A tweed blazer covered in Labrador fur (camouflage)
-1 Tea (3 gil)
-3 half-used packs of sugar free bubblegum
-A tube of toxic watercolor
-A 9.5mm home release of Michael Strogoff
-A tweed blazer covered in Labrador fur (camouflage)
-1 Tea (3 gil)
Loot that drops after defeating me:
-600 readings
-An exam-approved calculator
-4,000 notes of story ideas that end with "hu hu hu"
-A cintiq with a half-finished page on it
-Gift certificates to three comic book storez
-600 readings
-An exam-approved calculator
-4,000 notes of story ideas that end with "hu hu hu"
-A cintiq with a half-finished page on it
-Gift certificates to three comic book storez
February 5, 2026 at 2:14 AM
Loot that drops after defeating me:
-Library of movie/TV show/video game OSTs
-a Majora's Mask T-shirt
-a can of Sprite Zero
-a classic NYC MTA Token
-Godzilla toys
-decades of Bills football frustration
-Library of movie/TV show/video game OSTs
-a Majora's Mask T-shirt
-a can of Sprite Zero
-a classic NYC MTA Token
-Godzilla toys
-decades of Bills football frustration
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unbelievably grim to see Valve announce a delightful and exciting compact Linux box approximately 15 seconds before RAM became the more expensive material in the known universe.
Valve’s Steam Machine has been delayed, and the RAM crisis will impact pricing. Valve is now aiming to launch its Steam Machine in the first half of 2026, rather than early 2026. How much will it cost, though? www.theverge.com/games/874196...
Valve’s Steam Machine has been delayed, and the RAM crisis will impact pricing
You’ll have to wait a little longer for Valve’s new hardware.
www.theverge.com
February 5, 2026 at 12:33 AM
unbelievably grim to see Valve announce a delightful and exciting compact Linux box approximately 15 seconds before RAM became the more expensive material in the known universe.
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I’ve watched this about 20 times already
February 5, 2026 at 1:28 AM
I’ve watched this about 20 times already