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I'mNotAHRHitter
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I'm just really not a home run hitter. I like sports and some of the sports either love me ( #Yankees ) or really hate me ( #Bills ). I also like lots of other nerd stuff.


Here's my Carrd: https://imnotahrhitter.carrd.co/
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oh so like they’re literally ALL in those files
February 7, 2026 at 5:41 AM
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We have sent out almost 475,000 whistles for free, and our spreadsheet crew just told me that 80% of them are going out within 4 days of the request being made.

7% go out the same day.

98% within a week from this team of entirely volunteers who are just big fuckin' mad & want to help.

💓
February 7, 2026 at 3:16 AM
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February 7, 2026 at 5:49 AM
They're reaaaaally testing the military's patience lol
February 7, 2026 at 5:52 AM
Uh oh, did Mega Man defeat Minnesota Man?
February 7, 2026 at 5:31 AM
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As you curse MAGA judges, also curse the Democrats who put them on the bench. archive.thinkprogress.org/amy-klobucha...
February 7, 2026 at 4:16 AM
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Please sign my petition to start an Autumn Olympics where all events empty into a pile of delightful leaves and whatnot.
February 7, 2026 at 1:15 AM
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it is absolutely wild that random people on the internet have kept thousands and thousands of minnesota families housed this month

my friend and followers helped pay around maybe 130-140 people’s rent in the past 6 days? like. so much of it was just you guys. it is insane to me, this platform.
February 7, 2026 at 5:10 AM
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per minneapolis fire, the power plant by the stone arch bridge is on fire
February 7, 2026 at 5:13 AM
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February 7, 2026 at 5:10 AM
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I chatted with @mattmcneilshow.bsky.social about the new MST3K episodes (fun!) plus life here in Minnesota right now with thousands of fascist losers running wild (less fun).
February 7, 2026 at 4:49 AM
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GM: Charisma check.

Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]

GM: that’s a d6 how did you

Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
February 7, 2026 at 5:01 AM
The House Hunter episodes in Minnesota are really the best ones
February 7, 2026 at 4:53 AM
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Virginia State Senator Louise Lucas is just a delight on every level
February 7, 2026 at 3:36 AM
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February 7, 2026 at 3:37 AM
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Wolves with another bad loss at home. Led the Pels by 18 in the third and took their foot off the gas. Couldn't stop Zion going to the rim. 29 points on 11-13 FG, every single one of them at the rim.
February 7, 2026 at 3:25 AM
Dammit Wolves
February 7, 2026 at 3:23 AM
Weird Al would never
February 7, 2026 at 3:19 AM
It is
Is Raekwon’s debut solo album ‘Only Built 4 Cuban Linx...’ (1995) one of the greatest albums of all time? Vote for it—and up to ten albums total—in our readers’ poll here: album.ink/GOATAlbumsPoll
February 7, 2026 at 3:15 AM
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WHAT THE
February 7, 2026 at 1:47 AM
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U.S. Rep. Kelly Morrison said detainees at the Whipple Federal Building outside Minneapolis are sleeping on the concrete floor with tinfoil-like blankets.

Morrison was able to tour the immigration detention facility to observe conditions after a previous attempt was denied.

Video by Alex Kormann
February 7, 2026 at 12:22 AM
Jimmy Fallon
sort of curious who would be a *terrible* muppet show guest host. to nuke myself from orbit, i am starting with gillian anderson
janelle monáe, ke huy quan and pedro pascal
February 7, 2026 at 2:55 AM
Sure
February 7, 2026 at 2:38 AM
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You know one of the stories that has kind of blown my mind is Haven Watch. Some lady realized people who got released from the Whipple were just dumped outside with no phone or coat and decided she could do something about this, like a month ago.

But there are a ton of similar stories.
if everyone could take on the “what if we just did the thing instead of waiting for it to happen” energy that much of minneapolis has right now, the world could be pretty good
February 7, 2026 at 12:03 AM