Kevin Rowe
@kevinrowe.bsky.social
Just some guy who plays bass for a living. Piano, too. Still looking for my second professional accordion engagement. Enjoyer of Thursdays. South Minneapolis.🧀 Go Pack Go 🧀
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absolutely no question in my mind he's married to a chatbot
July 28, 2025 at 5:14 PM
absolutely no question in my mind he's married to a chatbot
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NOT NOW NOT EVER - dashare.zone ADMIN
January 30, 2025 at 7:15 PM
NOT NOW NOT EVER - dashare.zone ADMIN
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This term is so social media-brained. Coined by people who can't imagine themselves without an audience, or that anyone could genuinely want to pass time in any other form than Stare at Phone
November 10, 2025 at 11:34 AM
This term is so social media-brained. Coined by people who can't imagine themselves without an audience, or that anyone could genuinely want to pass time in any other form than Stare at Phone
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Kyle Kingsbury is not a journalist. He is not an op-ed writer.
He is a computer safety researcher.
And he has written one of the most compelling, comprehensive accounts of the ongoing hell in Chicago that you could possibly imagine.
In under 1600 words.
aphyr.com/posts/397-i-...
He is a computer safety researcher.
And he has written one of the most compelling, comprehensive accounts of the ongoing hell in Chicago that you could possibly imagine.
In under 1600 words.
aphyr.com/posts/397-i-...
November 9, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Kyle Kingsbury is not a journalist. He is not an op-ed writer.
He is a computer safety researcher.
And he has written one of the most compelling, comprehensive accounts of the ongoing hell in Chicago that you could possibly imagine.
In under 1600 words.
aphyr.com/posts/397-i-...
He is a computer safety researcher.
And he has written one of the most compelling, comprehensive accounts of the ongoing hell in Chicago that you could possibly imagine.
In under 1600 words.
aphyr.com/posts/397-i-...
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Much like 2024, Democrats seem to think there’s a binary choice in the 2026 election between voting for Republicans (evil) and voting for Democrats (feckless).
They rarely acknowledge the third option which inevitably harms them the most: staying home.
They rarely acknowledge the third option which inevitably harms them the most: staying home.
November 10, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Much like 2024, Democrats seem to think there’s a binary choice in the 2026 election between voting for Republicans (evil) and voting for Democrats (feckless).
They rarely acknowledge the third option which inevitably harms them the most: staying home.
They rarely acknowledge the third option which inevitably harms them the most: staying home.
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I can save Target Corporate a lot of training headaches. Speaking for all lifelong Upper Midwesterners of Scandinavian descent, we do not want any employees smiling at us, asking us about our day, or approaching us in any way, unless we're having some kind of medical emergency.
"Store employees are now required to smile if they are within 10 feet of a shopper.
They also must make eye contact with and wave to or greet the customer.
If they’re within four feet, the employee should ask how the customer’s day is going or if they need help."
🙄 Won't stop the boycott, y'all.
They also must make eye contact with and wave to or greet the customer.
If they’re within four feet, the employee should ask how the customer’s day is going or if they need help."
🙄 Won't stop the boycott, y'all.
Target is now requiring its employees to smile more
As the holiday season fast approaches, Target is urging its employees to add a little more “jolly” to their work routine.
www.wilx.com
November 8, 2025 at 7:55 PM
I can save Target Corporate a lot of training headaches. Speaking for all lifelong Upper Midwesterners of Scandinavian descent, we do not want any employees smiling at us, asking us about our day, or approaching us in any way, unless we're having some kind of medical emergency.
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Miss World Chile did is in a metal band. This was her talent portion at Miss World
www.instagram.com/reel/DQuI2W7...
www.instagram.com/reel/DQuI2W7...
November 7, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Miss World Chile did is in a metal band. This was her talent portion at Miss World
www.instagram.com/reel/DQuI2W7...
www.instagram.com/reel/DQuI2W7...
After the sandwich verdict, I'm sure ICE will need to update their training and tactics:
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Monty Python | Banana self-defense | Fresh fruit
YouTube video by LIST Analysis
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November 6, 2025 at 11:17 PM
After the sandwich verdict, I'm sure ICE will need to update their training and tactics:
youtu.be/TktMtqg5VF0?...
youtu.be/TktMtqg5VF0?...
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My trusty Singer model 29K62 sewing machine in action.
November 6, 2025 at 5:59 PM
My trusty Singer model 29K62 sewing machine in action.
I'm assuming all this "sandwich guy verdict" stuff means we've finally settled the hot dog debate thing
November 6, 2025 at 8:02 PM
I'm assuming all this "sandwich guy verdict" stuff means we've finally settled the hot dog debate thing
*football player voice* THE Hotel California
November 6, 2025 at 7:57 PM
*football player voice* THE Hotel California
I have decided that "eat chicken noodle soup for breakfast" is the bandage that today's compound fracture calls for
November 6, 2025 at 2:12 PM
I have decided that "eat chicken noodle soup for breakfast" is the bandage that today's compound fracture calls for
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"who radicalized you"
Nothing radicalized me, I was born with basic empathy. The world decided that was radical.
Nothing radicalized me, I was born with basic empathy. The world decided that was radical.
November 5, 2025 at 5:47 PM
"who radicalized you"
Nothing radicalized me, I was born with basic empathy. The world decided that was radical.
Nothing radicalized me, I was born with basic empathy. The world decided that was radical.
About time to put the skeletons back in the closet.
November 5, 2025 at 8:53 PM
About time to put the skeletons back in the closet.
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The billionaires can buy the newspapers and buy social media and buy attack ads, but they can't buy their way out of how much we fucking hate all of them.
November 5, 2025 at 5:27 AM
The billionaires can buy the newspapers and buy social media and buy attack ads, but they can't buy their way out of how much we fucking hate all of them.
We need more details to determine the severity of the crime. Was it a soft Subway style bread or a crusty French baguette? Toasted or untoasted? Did the meat have listeria? Unwashed lettuce with E. coli? What sort of biological war crime are we talking here and is hanging appropriate punishment?
Border Patrol agent Lairmore testifies that he was not injured by the sandwich, but he felt the impact through his ballistic vest.
The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.
"I could smell the onions and mustard."
The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.
"I could smell the onions and mustard."
November 4, 2025 at 4:05 PM
We need more details to determine the severity of the crime. Was it a soft Subway style bread or a crusty French baguette? Toasted or untoasted? Did the meat have listeria? Unwashed lettuce with E. coli? What sort of biological war crime are we talking here and is hanging appropriate punishment?
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Border Patrol agent Lairmore testifies that he was not injured by the sandwich, but he felt the impact through his ballistic vest.
The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.
"I could smell the onions and mustard."
The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.
"I could smell the onions and mustard."
November 4, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Border Patrol agent Lairmore testifies that he was not injured by the sandwich, but he felt the impact through his ballistic vest.
The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.
"I could smell the onions and mustard."
The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.
"I could smell the onions and mustard."
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Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’
November 3, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’
Ok, I'll bite. Who is Dick Cheney?
November 4, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Ok, I'll bite. Who is Dick Cheney?
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So many people were detained extrajudicially, were tortured, or died because of Dick Cheney. You can't get to the danger we're in now without everything he did. The weapons he helped forge are ones we need to take away from U.S. presidents forever.
November 4, 2025 at 12:52 PM
So many people were detained extrajudicially, were tortured, or died because of Dick Cheney. You can't get to the danger we're in now without everything he did. The weapons he helped forge are ones we need to take away from U.S. presidents forever.
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Taking a nap is my first line of defence. I will frequently nap to avoid paying bills, cleaning my house, acknowledging my feelings, dealing with the increasing amount of blood dripping from the walls etc
November 4, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Taking a nap is my first line of defence. I will frequently nap to avoid paying bills, cleaning my house, acknowledging my feelings, dealing with the increasing amount of blood dripping from the walls etc
If at first you don't succeed, throw that long ball again
November 2, 2025 at 6:41 PM
If at first you don't succeed, throw that long ball again
💯 the right call. Big baby quarterback got hit inbounds
November 2, 2025 at 6:25 PM
💯 the right call. Big baby quarterback got hit inbounds