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Wearing More Dinosaur Clothing and Making More Eye Contact Than Minnesotans Can Handle Since 2000: The Bag of Moons Story
i live inside my own heart, Matt Damon
extended lesbian cinematic universe
Wearing More Dinosaur Clothing and Making More Eye Contact Than Minnesotans Can Handle Since 2000: The Bag of Moons Story
i live inside my own heart, Matt Damon
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The when to shovel advice is top tier forecasting
Here are the snow totals and timing for the Twin Cities Sunday
Starts: 9-10 AM Sunday
Ends: 12-3 AM Monday
When to shovel: Sunday evening AND Monday morning. Wind will blow snow around all Sunday night.
Type of snow: Starts wet, quickly changes to fluffy.
Starts: 9-10 AM Sunday
Ends: 12-3 AM Monday
When to shovel: Sunday evening AND Monday morning. Wind will blow snow around all Sunday night.
Type of snow: Starts wet, quickly changes to fluffy.
December 28, 2025 at 1:04 AM
The when to shovel advice is top tier forecasting
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn’t Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden or Alice In Chains.
December 28, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn’t Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden or Alice In Chains.
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“Then they shouldn’t have voted for this!”
Bitch, Asheville is a blue college town and the county has gone blue for decades. I am so sick of this “if I pretend disasters only happen to red areas, it means I’m safe because I’m properly on the left!” No. You’re not safe. That’s why we save everybody.
Bitch, Asheville is a blue college town and the county has gone blue for decades. I am so sick of this “if I pretend disasters only happen to red areas, it means I’m safe because I’m properly on the left!” No. You’re not safe. That’s why we save everybody.
Hundreds of residents signed up for FEMA buyouts after Hurricane Helene. Not one has been approved.
Hundreds of residents signed up for FEMA buyouts after Helene. Not one has been approved.
More than a year after applying for a federal buyout, many North Carolina homeowners have heard almost nothing definitive.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 27, 2025 at 9:05 PM
“Then they shouldn’t have voted for this!”
Bitch, Asheville is a blue college town and the county has gone blue for decades. I am so sick of this “if I pretend disasters only happen to red areas, it means I’m safe because I’m properly on the left!” No. You’re not safe. That’s why we save everybody.
Bitch, Asheville is a blue college town and the county has gone blue for decades. I am so sick of this “if I pretend disasters only happen to red areas, it means I’m safe because I’m properly on the left!” No. You’re not safe. That’s why we save everybody.
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I don't think people realize how big a deal Interlochen is in the classical music world for kids. Premier place in the country to spend the summer if you are a band kid. For $25k Epstein was allowed to use it to recruit victims. This scandal touches so many parts of society.
“In that same court document, it is revealed that Epstein took the then 14-year-old to Mar-a-Lago in 1994, where she was introduced to Donald Trump. According to the files, Epstein elbowed Trump playfully asking him, "This is a good one, right?" with Trump smiling and nodding in agreement.”
Met in Michigan: New Epstein files reveal where he met his first victim
The first known victim of Jeffrey Epstein was a 13-year-old girl in Michigan in the 1990s, according to files recently released by the Department of Justice.
www.fox2detroit.com
December 22, 2025 at 3:39 PM
I don't think people realize how big a deal Interlochen is in the classical music world for kids. Premier place in the country to spend the summer if you are a band kid. For $25k Epstein was allowed to use it to recruit victims. This scandal touches so many parts of society.
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These are so pretty! 🤩
The best holiday gift I could ask for is to meet my sales goal this month so I can start off the new year with no credit card debt <3
Just listed a new set + put a few pairs on sale while inventory lasts; go snag those before they're gone → cvkvlv.com
Goal progress in comments ↓
Mvto!!
#Beadwork
Just listed a new set + put a few pairs on sale while inventory lasts; go snag those before they're gone → cvkvlv.com
Goal progress in comments ↓
Mvto!!
#Beadwork
December 27, 2025 at 8:58 PM
These are so pretty! 🤩
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Happy Pop-Tarts Bowl Day to all who celebrate
December 27, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Happy Pop-Tarts Bowl Day to all who celebrate
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Bubba they used to make statues cause of belly
December 27, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Bubba they used to make statues cause of belly
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Also, Hello Kitty isn't even the best character in the Hello Kitty universe:
December 27, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Also, Hello Kitty isn't even the best character in the Hello Kitty universe:
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"Did you see what Mark Cuban posted? Oh did you see the clapb—"
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
December 27, 2025 at 2:06 AM
"Did you see what Mark Cuban posted? Oh did you see the clapb—"
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
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Not to be controversial but I think we should use tools and resources to make people's lives less miserable instead of more
December 27, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Not to be controversial but I think we should use tools and resources to make people's lives less miserable instead of more
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Attention Hennepin County residents and everyone who thinks freedom of assembly is good!
December 26, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Attention Hennepin County residents and everyone who thinks freedom of assembly is good!
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![Comic. [Banner: Mathematical Society: 2025 Meeting.] PERSON 1 with bun: Any other new developments from the year to cover before we wrap? PERSON 2: Oh, the teens picked a new funny number. PERSON 3 with short hair: Aww, I’m glad to hear they’re still doing that. PERSON 4 with ponytail: I’ll add it to the list. [List: 23 (skidoo!; 42; 69; 420; 1,337; 58,008; [circled]: 67]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreig43e2u4zzpifhq6fbf2iwplmva2lt5rokfg5uws5dysbe55up6wa@jpeg)
December 26, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Lotta lesbians at Menards RN, y’all: there were, I shit you not, 5 of us clustered at the end cap of carabiners. Sounds like a joke but this actually happened.
December 26, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Lotta lesbians at Menards RN, y’all: there were, I shit you not, 5 of us clustered at the end cap of carabiners. Sounds like a joke but this actually happened.
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Gingerbread 2025 Dumpster 🔥
December 26, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Gingerbread 2025 Dumpster 🔥
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My son bought me what I thought was a drill. Turned out to be a toblerone gaffer-taped to a bottle of Bailey’s.
December 26, 2025 at 12:52 PM
My son bought me what I thought was a drill. Turned out to be a toblerone gaffer-taped to a bottle of Bailey’s.
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I've been thinking about this sign for 6 months. a phrase I'll treasure forever. a metaphor with boundless potential
December 26, 2025 at 4:09 PM
I've been thinking about this sign for 6 months. a phrase I'll treasure forever. a metaphor with boundless potential
The Nuggets look like they're playing on the 2025 target pride collection floor
December 26, 2025 at 4:50 AM
The Nuggets look like they're playing on the 2025 target pride collection floor
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Last and best, from a kindergartener my mom and her sisters rode the school bus with back in the early ‘60s:
“You mean old thing from outer space! Why don’t you go home and eat a fuck salad!”
I am still convinced that this is the single greatest burn of all time.
“You mean old thing from outer space! Why don’t you go home and eat a fuck salad!”
I am still convinced that this is the single greatest burn of all time.
What's an insult you'll never forget?
December 26, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Last and best, from a kindergartener my mom and her sisters rode the school bus with back in the early ‘60s:
“You mean old thing from outer space! Why don’t you go home and eat a fuck salad!”
I am still convinced that this is the single greatest burn of all time.
“You mean old thing from outer space! Why don’t you go home and eat a fuck salad!”
I am still convinced that this is the single greatest burn of all time.
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This is the answer to Trump’s litigation threats. Not capitulation. Discovery.
President Trump’s spiteful defamation suit against the Pulitzer Prize Board may backfire, as the latter is now demanding Trump’s psychological records, prescription medication records, and tax returns in the discovery process. trib.al/LUCScTR
December 26, 2025 at 2:54 AM
This is the answer to Trump’s litigation threats. Not capitulation. Discovery.
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the tweets where there’s “always a tweet” usually don’t commentate on things that have already occurred, they were just oddly prescient and I’m gonna fixate on the last sentence
December 26, 2025 at 12:12 AM
the tweets where there’s “always a tweet” usually don’t commentate on things that have already occurred, they were just oddly prescient and I’m gonna fixate on the last sentence
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you know how “there’s always a tweet”?
When your Christmas greeting is actually a confession…
December 26, 2025 at 12:11 AM
you know how “there’s always a tweet”?
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News stories about new Minnesota laws taking effect January 1st have already been published and will continue. One law subject to misunderstanding is that online applications for absentee ballots will now call for both kinds of ID number, not either-or. Explanatory thread follows.
December 25, 2025 at 11:47 PM
News stories about new Minnesota laws taking effect January 1st have already been published and will continue. One law subject to misunderstanding is that online applications for absentee ballots will now call for both kinds of ID number, not either-or. Explanatory thread follows.
this has certainly been my experience as a Jew, yes
Christians are allowed to say in any environment what they believe with certainty, whereas anyone else can state their beliefs, but in a qualified "this is what I believe" or "As a [blank], I believe."
December 25, 2025 at 11:14 PM
this has certainly been my experience as a Jew, yes
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Christians are allowed to say in any environment what they believe with certainty, whereas anyone else can state their beliefs, but in a qualified "this is what I believe" or "As a [blank], I believe."
December 25, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Christians are allowed to say in any environment what they believe with certainty, whereas anyone else can state their beliefs, but in a qualified "this is what I believe" or "As a [blank], I believe."