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Wearing More Dinosaur Clothing and Making More Eye Contact Than Minnesotans Can Handle Since 2000: The Bag of Moons Story
i live inside my own heart, Matt Damon
extended lesbian cinematic universe
Wearing More Dinosaur Clothing and Making More Eye Contact Than Minnesotans Can Handle Since 2000: The Bag of Moons Story
i live inside my own heart, Matt Damon
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These are so pretty! 🤩
The best holiday gift I could ask for is to meet my sales goal this month so I can start off the new year with no credit card debt <3
Just listed a new set + put a few pairs on sale while inventory lasts; go snag those before they're gone → cvkvlv.com
Goal progress in comments ↓
Mvto!!
#Beadwork
Just listed a new set + put a few pairs on sale while inventory lasts; go snag those before they're gone → cvkvlv.com
Goal progress in comments ↓
Mvto!!
#Beadwork
December 27, 2025 at 8:58 PM
These are so pretty! 🤩
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Happy Pop-Tarts Bowl Day to all who celebrate
December 27, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Happy Pop-Tarts Bowl Day to all who celebrate
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Bubba they used to make statues cause of belly
December 27, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Bubba they used to make statues cause of belly
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Also, Hello Kitty isn't even the best character in the Hello Kitty universe:
December 27, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Also, Hello Kitty isn't even the best character in the Hello Kitty universe:
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"Did you see what Mark Cuban posted? Oh did you see the clapb—"
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
December 27, 2025 at 2:06 AM
"Did you see what Mark Cuban posted? Oh did you see the clapb—"
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
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Not to be controversial but I think we should use tools and resources to make people's lives less miserable instead of more
December 27, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Not to be controversial but I think we should use tools and resources to make people's lives less miserable instead of more
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Attention Hennepin County residents and everyone who thinks freedom of assembly is good!
December 26, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Attention Hennepin County residents and everyone who thinks freedom of assembly is good!
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![Comic. [Banner: Mathematical Society: 2025 Meeting.] PERSON 1 with bun: Any other new developments from the year to cover before we wrap? PERSON 2: Oh, the teens picked a new funny number. PERSON 3 with short hair: Aww, I’m glad to hear they’re still doing that. PERSON 4 with ponytail: I’ll add it to the list. [List: 23 (skidoo!; 42; 69; 420; 1,337; 58,008; [circled]: 67]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreig43e2u4zzpifhq6fbf2iwplmva2lt5rokfg5uws5dysbe55up6wa@jpeg)
December 26, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Lotta lesbians at Menards RN, y’all: there were, I shit you not, 5 of us clustered at the end cap of carabiners. Sounds like a joke but this actually happened.
December 26, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Lotta lesbians at Menards RN, y’all: there were, I shit you not, 5 of us clustered at the end cap of carabiners. Sounds like a joke but this actually happened.
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Gingerbread 2025 Dumpster 🔥
December 26, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Gingerbread 2025 Dumpster 🔥
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My son bought me what I thought was a drill. Turned out to be a toblerone gaffer-taped to a bottle of Bailey’s.
December 26, 2025 at 12:52 PM
My son bought me what I thought was a drill. Turned out to be a toblerone gaffer-taped to a bottle of Bailey’s.
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I've been thinking about this sign for 6 months. a phrase I'll treasure forever. a metaphor with boundless potential
December 26, 2025 at 4:09 PM
I've been thinking about this sign for 6 months. a phrase I'll treasure forever. a metaphor with boundless potential
The Nuggets look like they're playing on the 2025 target pride collection floor
December 26, 2025 at 4:50 AM
The Nuggets look like they're playing on the 2025 target pride collection floor
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Last and best, from a kindergartener my mom and her sisters rode the school bus with back in the early ‘60s:
“You mean old thing from outer space! Why don’t you go home and eat a fuck salad!”
I am still convinced that this is the single greatest burn of all time.
“You mean old thing from outer space! Why don’t you go home and eat a fuck salad!”
I am still convinced that this is the single greatest burn of all time.
What's an insult you'll never forget?
December 26, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Last and best, from a kindergartener my mom and her sisters rode the school bus with back in the early ‘60s:
“You mean old thing from outer space! Why don’t you go home and eat a fuck salad!”
I am still convinced that this is the single greatest burn of all time.
“You mean old thing from outer space! Why don’t you go home and eat a fuck salad!”
I am still convinced that this is the single greatest burn of all time.
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This is the answer to Trump’s litigation threats. Not capitulation. Discovery.
President Trump’s spiteful defamation suit against the Pulitzer Prize Board may backfire, as the latter is now demanding Trump’s psychological records, prescription medication records, and tax returns in the discovery process. trib.al/LUCScTR
December 26, 2025 at 2:54 AM
This is the answer to Trump’s litigation threats. Not capitulation. Discovery.
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the tweets where there’s “always a tweet” usually don’t commentate on things that have already occurred, they were just oddly prescient and I’m gonna fixate on the last sentence
December 26, 2025 at 12:12 AM
the tweets where there’s “always a tweet” usually don’t commentate on things that have already occurred, they were just oddly prescient and I’m gonna fixate on the last sentence
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you know how “there’s always a tweet”?
When your Christmas greeting is actually a confession…
December 26, 2025 at 12:11 AM
you know how “there’s always a tweet”?
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News stories about new Minnesota laws taking effect January 1st have already been published and will continue. One law subject to misunderstanding is that online applications for absentee ballots will now call for both kinds of ID number, not either-or. Explanatory thread follows.
December 25, 2025 at 11:47 PM
News stories about new Minnesota laws taking effect January 1st have already been published and will continue. One law subject to misunderstanding is that online applications for absentee ballots will now call for both kinds of ID number, not either-or. Explanatory thread follows.
this has certainly been my experience as a Jew, yes
Christians are allowed to say in any environment what they believe with certainty, whereas anyone else can state their beliefs, but in a qualified "this is what I believe" or "As a [blank], I believe."
December 25, 2025 at 11:14 PM
this has certainly been my experience as a Jew, yes
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Christians are allowed to say in any environment what they believe with certainty, whereas anyone else can state their beliefs, but in a qualified "this is what I believe" or "As a [blank], I believe."
December 25, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Christians are allowed to say in any environment what they believe with certainty, whereas anyone else can state their beliefs, but in a qualified "this is what I believe" or "As a [blank], I believe."
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Thread. This is a crucial thing for non-Christian Americans to understand. Most Christian Nationalists think it’s an act of kindness on their part to tell you that you will be going to hell if you don’t convert. It’s incomprehensible to most of them that they’re being bigots.
I'm going to tell my favorite story again about reflecting the certainty of beliefs back at people who don't expect it.
A friend was one of the few Jews on faculty at a North Dakota University. Every year, his colleague in religious studies would invite him to come to his religious studies class...
A friend was one of the few Jews on faculty at a North Dakota University. Every year, his colleague in religious studies would invite him to come to his religious studies class...
December 25, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Thread. This is a crucial thing for non-Christian Americans to understand. Most Christian Nationalists think it’s an act of kindness on their part to tell you that you will be going to hell if you don’t convert. It’s incomprehensible to most of them that they’re being bigots.
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And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, was somewhere in Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold.
And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, was the color of television, tuned to a dead channel.
And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, crawled through a river of shit and came out clean on the other side.
December 25, 2025 at 3:44 AM
And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, was somewhere in Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold.