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just a bag of moons...she/her/queer/tired/disabled/acab

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Wearing More Dinosaur Clothing and Making More Eye Contact Than Minnesotans Can Handle Since 2000: The Bag of Moons Story

i live inside my own heart, Matt Damon
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yes that's really what it's called, and yes, the current management knows (although that has not always been the case). the name is at least 100 years old and dates to a previous business.
a sign for gift cards at the flea market that says "STD (gift cards) SPREAD THEM AROUND." a rack with tank tops, sweatshirts, and t shirts for sale at the flea market. They say "STD FLEA MARKET" on the front and "Where did you get yours?" on the back.
November 30, 2025 at 6:49 PM
bagofmoons.bsky.social
hello from the Ozarks where their auntie and I introduced the children to the joy of flea markets and now they're hooked
a faded painted sign that reads "S.T.D." a sign that says "STD ENTRANCE" with an arrow pointing to the left. a decorative sign for sale at the flea market that reads "People tell me there's a lot of fish in the sea, but who wants to date a fish?" a printed sign above a clothes rack that reads "Larger Size Overalls Here."
November 30, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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This bastard cost me $75 and I tell her all the time I overpaid
A blissed out black cat lies on her back with all 4 paws in the air and her tail curled up and to the left. She has a tuft of white fur on her belly and even in the photo you can tell her little head contains zero brain cells.
November 28, 2025 at 1:38 AM
bagofmoons.bsky.social
Insist on genetron®️
An old clipboard. Affixed to it is a sticker with a calendar for 1968 on it. On the bottom it says “Insist on genetron®️ super-dry refrigerants”
November 26, 2025 at 2:08 AM
bagofmoons.bsky.social
Quick! To the newspaper!
November 24, 2025 at 5:08 AM
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A photo of a newspaper headline that reads CITY COUNCIL AGAIN SEEKS TO CONDEMN HOTEL OF TERROR. Above the headline is a dilapidated building with a sign that reads HOTEL OF TERROR and the Os are made to look like rifle scope targets. There is red paint meant to look like blood dripping from some of the windows and a random spiral staircase fire escape on the front
November 24, 2025 at 4:45 AM
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Lmaooooo (she was definitely trying to take a nap)
An orangish bearded dragon with her nose in the front corner of her tank, her left eye visible to the camera. She is very flat, and there is a lot hide in the foreground that she has scooted out of the corner so she can lie there instead The same picture, taken after I have started to sing to the dragon. It's the same as the first picture except the dragon's eye is canted slightly upwards, towards the sound of my voice, which makes her look sort of surprised.
November 11, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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My cats *HATE* it when I sing. (Calico not pictured bc she ups and leaves the room immediately when I start). Below is before, a few seconds in, and then a few more seconds in
A black cat sits in a loaf on a duvet cover with colorful dinosaurs on it. Her ears are straight up and her head is slightly down, relaxed. The same cat on the same duvet cover, a couple of seconds after I have started singing to her. She has unloaded, one eye is open, and her ears are flattened, the front one turned towards the sound of my voice. She looks... displeased. After a few more second of singing, she's still lying down but both her ears are flattened and turned down *away* from my voice, and she looks downright pissed.
November 11, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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Post you from a different era (2015, right after my hair started to fall out and I shaved my head after my first few weeks of chemo)
A photo of a bald woman from the shoulders up. Her eyes are raised, looking up and to the right. Her shoulders are bare and a relatively fresh scar, about an inch long, a very straight, small line, is visible over her left collarbone. There is a silver necklaces with a silver circular pendant around her neck.
November 7, 2025 at 11:27 PM
bagofmoons.bsky.social
Everyone, please say hello to my new best friend, The Dykecycle 😍
A photo of a bright, sky blue, electric bicycle, with a step-thru geometry and a black rack on the back parked next to a tree. A row of trees stretches into the background, and bright yellow maple leaves cover the ground.
November 5, 2025 at 9:37 PM
bagofmoons.bsky.social
Who has two thumbs and just inherited this beauty? 😍
A small tape measure, 3 feet long, 1/4 inch wide, in a shiny silver-toned plastic exterior, is attached to a carabiner. It is designed to clip onto one's keys or belt loop or overalls, and is extremely lesbian-coded to me personally. I am thrilled to add this one to my small collection of pocket-sized tape measures!
November 3, 2025 at 12:27 AM
bagofmoons.bsky.social
Informative signs of the Ozarks, part 3
A black canvas banner with white letters that reads NOBODY WINS UNLESS EVERYBODY WINS
November 1, 2025 at 7:25 PM
bagofmoons.bsky.social
informative signs of the Ozarks, part 2
A stop sign on which someone has slapped a white sticker that reads “FAT GIRLS FUCK BETTER,” which is just plain facts.
November 1, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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A canvas banner that reads: SORRY NO BOOT NO SCOOT NO BOOGIE
November 1, 2025 at 6:57 PM
bagofmoons.bsky.social
Y'all, we're going through family photos and:
cc @littlejohn.bsky.social
A close up of a white sheet cake on a yellow tablecloth. The cake is decorated with ALF's grinning, fuzzy face in brown frosting. Below his face is a row of 7 dark blue, lit birthday candles. Below the candles, in the same dark blue, "Happy 7th Birthday John" is written in icing. The color tone of the photo, combined with ALF, very clearly communicates that this photo was taken in the 1980s.
October 20, 2025 at 6:28 AM
bagofmoons.bsky.social
Holy shit this sky
A sunset with several layers of clouds over it. There are some huge cumulonimbus clouds, dark with a storm, the edges of which are being lit up bright pink and orange. There are darker cumulus clouds in front, and bright blue skys behind and to the side.
October 9, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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Once again pointing out to anyone who will listen how Will Smith of the Dodgers looks like the kid from my favorite Onion article of all time all grown up theonion.com/fourth-grade...
A very American-looking white boy child posing in a tiled elementary school hallway. He has brown hair and eyes, high cheekbones, freckles, and a wide smile. He wears a blue button down shirt and a large pin on his shirt reads "DOG BALLS" in childish handwriting. The team photo of Will Smith, catcher for the Dodgers. He wears a blue team ball cap, and has very similar features to the kid in the DOG BALLS photo. Same high cheek bones and freckles, similar skin tone and overall coloring.
October 7, 2025 at 12:14 AM
bagofmoons.bsky.social
Found your mom's house
A street sign against a leafy tree on a sunny day. The sign reads WEESUCK AVE.
October 4, 2025 at 2:34 AM
bagofmoons.bsky.social
What's your sign
A rectangular cnavas leaning against an off-white wall. There is a black horizontal line bisecting the canvas. The top is blank. The bottom reads, in black painted letters, all caps, "FUCK YOU I DID MY BEST."
September 28, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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Craig Finn of the Hold Steady on stage in front of a microphone, spreading his arms, appearing to sing the quoted post
September 19, 2025 at 1:08 PM
bagofmoons.bsky.social
Day. One. 💔
A screen shot of an email from my kids' school that reads: "We want to inform you that there was a police presence near our school this afternoon. The police were responding to an incident off campus. Out of an abundance of caution our building went into a short lockout as a precaution. This means that all exterior doors were locked and monitored. We proceeded with learning inside of the building. Visitors could not enter the building. We returned to normal operations once we received clearance from MPD."
September 2, 2025 at 9:19 PM
bagofmoons.bsky.social
The best part is that the dog is wearing a little hat that I believe is meant to evoke a fleur de lis but for sure looks like a little penis hat and it is DELIGHTFUL
A grainy picture of a high school mascot. It is a glaring dog in a blue circle and it has a white patch between its eyes that extends upwards past its head. It's either meant to evoke a fleur de lis or it looks like the dog is wearing a small penis hat.
August 30, 2025 at 3:25 AM
bagofmoons.bsky.social
Same house!
A pencil cartoon of two people in business attire and briefcases, wearing hats, waving at each other and exclaiming "same hat!!!"
August 27, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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YES YES YES TO THIS LAST BIT!! Every time I have tried someone else's e-bike I've literally laughed out loud in giddiness!
August 19, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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A picture of Craig Finn of The Hold Steady at a microphone, arms outstretched, so it looks like he is saying the quoted post
August 13, 2025 at 10:46 PM