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I’m here against my will. She/her.
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this is taking me out
February 18, 2026 at 8:55 PM
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no you see i'm a journalist which means i make propaganda. propaganda can't be used on me
February 18, 2026 at 11:10 PM
There is only one thing the left quieros
of COURSE there's a technology the left is excited about
February 18, 2026 at 11:26 PM
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Maxing.
February 18, 2026 at 10:22 PM
Appropriationmaxxing
February 18, 2026 at 11:21 PM
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seriously though, spare a tender thought for whoever does TJ Maxx's SEO these days
February 18, 2026 at 10:54 PM
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February 18, 2026 at 10:10 PM
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when you see the discourse of the day unfolding but you can't figure out the source so it's like dark matter that can only be observed by its effect on its surroundings
February 18, 2026 at 1:57 PM
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Wishing a meaningful & reflective Mark Wahlberg 40 Day Challenge to all who observe.
February 18, 2026 at 2:10 PM
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For Lent this year I’m giving up my dreams.
February 18, 2026 at 10:09 AM
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they should invent a year that's better than the one before it
December 31, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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GLP 1s:
❌Decrease the number of bears
❌Hurt craft brewing by decreasing alcohol consumption
❌Harm successful Chicago based business McDonald’s
February 18, 2026 at 2:02 AM
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We fucking hate brands on here, and good for us but that’s like 70% of social media nowadays which limits the userbase to professors and Jeopardy hosts and Weird Al Yankovic’s and normal people who have undisclosed emotional problems
February 18, 2026 at 2:02 AM
She did the fucking meme
How is this even possible? Rep. Haley Stevens, who is running for #MISen, "seemed generally impressed with the staff" at an ICE detention facility, per the @michiganadvance.com.

At the same event, Rep. Hillary Scholten spoke of a man "being kept in a freezing room where he couldn’t feel his toes."
February 18, 2026 at 1:36 AM
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Mind blowing few paragraphs
How is this even possible? Rep. Haley Stevens, who is running for #MISen, "seemed generally impressed with the staff" at an ICE detention facility, per the @michiganadvance.com.

At the same event, Rep. Hillary Scholten spoke of a man "being kept in a freezing room where he couldn’t feel his toes."
February 18, 2026 at 1:33 AM
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At the same Texas concentration camp:

“There were children in Dilley who were so distraught they cut themselves or talked about suicide, several mothers told me. Recently, two cases of measles were discovered in the center.“

Extreme child abuse as state policy.

www.propublica.org/article/life...
February 18, 2026 at 1:19 AM
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the evil is simply bottomless and jeffies and schumer are saying this can be reformed and hillary clinton is boasting about how many people her husband and obama deported
“I don’t want to be in this place I want to go to my school.”

- 7 year old imprisoned by ICE for 70 days in a concentration camp in Texas.

Today, after @propublica.org published this story, the camp was raided to confiscate letters from the children.

www.propublica.org/article/ice-...
February 17, 2026 at 7:49 PM
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she should have been allowed to kill one guy per season
February 17, 2026 at 10:13 PM
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“rest is okish”

🤨
February 17, 2026 at 11:18 PM
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Let me translate for you. White boys engage in self-harm to participate in real-world Zoolander-style face-offs that are not at all homo-erotic. No, in fact, the self-flagellation and duck faces are what get the girls HOT.
This is why i stay out of white peoples business
Guys, I’m hearing 6'5 Australian TERA-CHAD Androgenic has flown to U.S and BONESMASHMAXXED in order to HUNT down the ASU frat leader and engage in a MOG-OFF to avenge Clavicular after the
BRUTAL frame mog incident that took place last week.
February 18, 2026 at 1:10 AM
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while you were studying the blade, I was also studying the blade. we have the same blade exam and I want to do well.
February 18, 2026 at 12:48 AM
My weed vape
February 18, 2026 at 1:04 AM
I triggered a student today & feel like shit about it
February 18, 2026 at 12:19 AM
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lmao
February 17, 2026 at 1:54 PM
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Someone tell Hillary that this is her husband’s legacy too
February 17, 2026 at 1:24 PM