Greg Schueller
@gregschueller.bsky.social
Yeah, well, you know, that's just like your opinion, man.
He/him
He/him
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put Michael Caine in one of these frontier-ass cell phone commercials. "Out 'ere on the prairie, we 'ave a saying: if it ain't T-Mobile, it's SHITE."
November 16, 2025 at 2:26 AM
put Michael Caine in one of these frontier-ass cell phone commercials. "Out 'ere on the prairie, we 'ave a saying: if it ain't T-Mobile, it's SHITE."
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Some inspiring words on cinema in the streaming era from the Pope.
Yes, THAT Pope.
Yes, THAT Pope.
November 15, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Some inspiring words on cinema in the streaming era from the Pope.
Yes, THAT Pope.
Yes, THAT Pope.
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Get free beer, save a local brewery a little money, and keep these things out of the landfill/recycling plant in the process.
You can get free (or discounted) beer by recycling PakTech can holders at these local breweries
Cheers!
milwaukeerecord.com
November 14, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Get free beer, save a local brewery a little money, and keep these things out of the landfill/recycling plant in the process.
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Bummed I was going to miss Cory this Saturday at Cafe Carpe, so this getting announced is perfect timing. And it's on a Friday 🥰
November 13, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Bummed I was going to miss Cory this Saturday at Cafe Carpe, so this getting announced is perfect timing. And it's on a Friday 🥰
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![[Scene is a kitchen - a middle aged woman called JANET is boiling peas at the stove. A younger more colourfully dressed woman named LIZ approached her.]
JANET:
Ugh...
LIZ:
What's up?
JANET:
I am so bored of cooking peas!
LIZ:
Have you tried...
AI peas?
JANET:
AI peas?
LIZ:
They're peas with AI!
[Liz holds up to us a packet of peas labelled: Pea-i AI - Peas with AI].
LIZ:
Al-powered peas harness the potential of your peas
JANET:
What
LIZ [Now a voiceover as we cut to a whizzy technology diagram of peas all connected by meaningless dotted lines]
Why not take your peas to the next level with Al Peas' new Al tools to power your peas?
[Show a techno diagram of a pea with a label reading 'AI' pointing to a random zone in it]
LIZ:
Each pea has Al in a way we haven't quite worked out yet but it's fine
[Show Janet and Liz now in a Matrix-style world of peas]
LIZ:
With Al peas you can supercharge productivity and make AI work for your peas!
JANET:
What
LIZ:
Shut up
LIZ:
Our game-changing Pea-Al gives you the freedom to unlock the potential of the power of the future of your peas workflow
From opening the bag of peas
to boiling the peas
to eating the peas
To spending millions on adding Al to the peas and then having to work out what that even means.
JANET:
Is it really necessary to-
LIZ [Grabbing Janet by the collar]:
THE PEAS HAVE GOT AI, JANET
[Cut to an advert ending screen, with the bag of peas and the slogan:
AI PEAS: Just 'Peas' for god's sake buy the AI peas.
[Ends]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4m3we4apbjayclzcnhwe3pfp/bafkreiayqa37f7kik7l7s7fbtfp2sir5ckb662ry2lylinyjrfa2rkvvka@jpeg)
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Remembering those who served, those who sacrificed, and those who paved the way on this Veterans Day. #VeteransDay #TuskegeeAirmen #RedTails
November 11, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Remembering those who served, those who sacrificed, and those who paved the way on this Veterans Day. #VeteransDay #TuskegeeAirmen #RedTails
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"And James Bond, who did NOT die"
November 11, 2025 at 12:49 PM
"And James Bond, who did NOT die"
Heck yeah, I deserve this.
November 11, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Heck yeah, I deserve this.
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there's a moment in PARADISE LOST where Satan arrives in Eden and realizes Hell isn't a place; it's a thing he carries within him and it'll follow him wherever he goes. and i think about that when i see these awful rich men whose monstrous wealth has enriched them not at all
“whatever club he’s invited to join has been devalued by the invitation”
November 11, 2025 at 6:31 AM
there's a moment in PARADISE LOST where Satan arrives in Eden and realizes Hell isn't a place; it's a thing he carries within him and it'll follow him wherever he goes. and i think about that when i see these awful rich men whose monstrous wealth has enriched them not at all
Ozzy!
Happy 4th birthday to Ozzy! 🎉
Our prehensile-tailed porcupine celebrated with a special cake this weekend. It was made with items from his normal diet and topped with yams, peppers, spinach, peanut butter, and popcorn.
Our prehensile-tailed porcupine celebrated with a special cake this weekend. It was made with items from his normal diet and topped with yams, peppers, spinach, peanut butter, and popcorn.
November 10, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Ozzy!
I just left a voicemail. I'm sure it was rambly, but hopefully it conveyed my thoughts.
I just left Tammy Baldwin a voicemail telling her not to cave to the GOP and you should too
(be professional, not like how I post)
202-224-5653
(be professional, not like how I post)
202-224-5653
November 9, 2025 at 11:10 PM
I just left a voicemail. I'm sure it was rambly, but hopefully it conveyed my thoughts.
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every generation loves Rumours. it’s fucking Rumours
November 9, 2025 at 2:55 AM
every generation loves Rumours. it’s fucking Rumours
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This is my all time favorite video ever. I'm not usually a fan of the whole laughing in the middle of your post but that's exactly what made this clip so good. You can't not lose your shit watching it
November 7, 2025 at 8:49 PM
This is my all time favorite video ever. I'm not usually a fan of the whole laughing in the middle of your post but that's exactly what made this clip so good. You can't not lose your shit watching it
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I think a lot about the story Carl Reiner told: he’d have been a sewing machine repairman if not for a free WPA drama class. That led to other theater work, to Sid Caesar, to Mel Brooks, and all the rest. All because of one free class paid for by a government that felt the arts were worth teaching.
you ever think about the works progress administration? I sure do. I wish that was a thing now. I would be so glad to contribute my labor to like. A random ass local bridge
November 7, 2025 at 1:28 AM
I think a lot about the story Carl Reiner told: he’d have been a sewing machine repairman if not for a free WPA drama class. That led to other theater work, to Sid Caesar, to Mel Brooks, and all the rest. All because of one free class paid for by a government that felt the arts were worth teaching.
The fact that this beagle "farm" is in Wisconsin makes my blood boil.
Some really big news dropped in animal rights world last week that was made possible only by extremely competent activism—a top breeder of dogs for lab experimentation will shut down. So I wrote about it and what it means and says about science, etc.
gift link: www.vox.com/future-perfe...
gift link: www.vox.com/future-perfe...
The secretive dog experimentation industry is crumbling
The US experiments on tens of thousands of beagles. After a shocking case, will it come to an end?
www.vox.com
November 6, 2025 at 12:11 AM
The fact that this beagle "farm" is in Wisconsin makes my blood boil.
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A 34-year-old as a politician: My god he's like a baby. It's like they just elected an infant to be their mayor.
A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.
A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.
November 5, 2025 at 5:45 AM
A 34-year-old as a politician: My god he's like a baby. It's like they just elected an infant to be their mayor.
A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.
A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.
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It's not in this article but the government asserts that the sandwich was thrown at "point blank range", which implies subway sandwiches have defined effective weapon ranges of varying lethality, and I would like to see the government's chart of these ranges.
Trial Begins for Man Accused of Lobbing a Sandwich at a Federal Agent www.nytimes.com/2025/11/03/u...
Trial Begins for Man Accused of Lobbing a Sandwich at a Federal Agent
www.nytimes.com
November 3, 2025 at 9:14 PM
It's not in this article but the government asserts that the sandwich was thrown at "point blank range", which implies subway sandwiches have defined effective weapon ranges of varying lethality, and I would like to see the government's chart of these ranges.
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![two frames:
- first frame: lady yells "Why can't you be normal?"
- second frame: Game 7 of the World Series with the caption "[screaming]"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:vc7f4oafdgxsihk4cry2xpze/bafkreig5uzy6ezdmsey5ykembgorvrvib52jmdtskvbwgkv3vuccpks534@jpeg)
This game has everything. #worldseries
November 2, 2025 at 3:39 AM
This game has everything. #worldseries
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Nine years later, they're still here. #MLB #WorldSeries
The MLB in-game interviews must be stopped
The MLB postseason homers continue to be interrupted by in-game interviews.
bit.ly
November 2, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Nine years later, they're still here. #MLB #WorldSeries
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Man Wouldn't Have Worn Costume To Work If He'd Known He Was Getting Laid Off
October 31, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Man Wouldn't Have Worn Costume To Work If He'd Known He Was Getting Laid Off
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Cool, millions of people are about to lose their food access next week
Breaking News: Nvidia, the A.I. chip maker, became the first publicly traded company to be valued at $5 trillion. The company has become a linchpin in the Trump administration’s trade negotiations in Asia.
Nvidia Is Now Worth $5 Trillion as It Consolidates Power in A.I. Boom
The A.I. chip maker has become a linchpin in the Trump administration’s trade negotiations in Asia.
nyti.ms
October 29, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Cool, millions of people are about to lose their food access next week
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43 years ago today, readers the world over opened their newspapers and gazed upon cow tools for the first time. happy birthday cow tools. you look great.
October 28, 2025 at 12:23 PM
43 years ago today, readers the world over opened their newspapers and gazed upon cow tools for the first time. happy birthday cow tools. you look great.