Jaymes
@jaymesl.bsky.social
Recovering journalist. Brewers/Wisconsin sports fan because I can’t allow myself to be happy.
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Hmm this is tricky because James Bond has never defied death before
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Hmm this is tricky because James Bond has never defied death before
I have no idea how these are two of the most successful coaches in the NFC
November 11, 2025 at 4:23 AM
I have no idea how these are two of the most successful coaches in the NFC
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Can’t get lined up. Gameplans and game calling have been a mess. Offense is poorly designed right now and inconsistently called. OL fundamentals are bad. WRs in the wrong spots.
That’s on coaching.
That’s on coaching.
November 11, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Can’t get lined up. Gameplans and game calling have been a mess. Offense is poorly designed right now and inconsistently called. OL fundamentals are bad. WRs in the wrong spots.
That’s on coaching.
That’s on coaching.
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Too stupid to win: The Green Bay Packers story.
November 11, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Too stupid to win: The Green Bay Packers story.
The Packers are a very bad offense right now. Just bone-headed mistakes on every play while somehow playing slower every week. You can’t win limiting yourself to like 6 possessions in a game.
November 11, 2025 at 4:12 AM
The Packers are a very bad offense right now. Just bone-headed mistakes on every play while somehow playing slower every week. You can’t win limiting yourself to like 6 possessions in a game.
Musgrave falling down finally did something good!
November 11, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Musgrave falling down finally did something good!
lmao Packers, good lord
November 11, 2025 at 2:35 AM
lmao Packers, good lord
THE PACKERS SNEAK LIKE MEN
November 11, 2025 at 1:21 AM
THE PACKERS SNEAK LIKE MEN
Who turned Northwestern’s greatest QB into Lex Luthor??
Mike Kafka will be the Giants' interim head coach.
www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootb...
www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootb...
Mike Kafka will be the Giants' interim head coach
The Giants fired head coach Brian Daboll on Monday and offensive coordinator Mike Kafka will take the reins for the remainder of the regular season.
www.nbcsports.com
November 10, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Who turned Northwestern’s greatest QB into Lex Luthor??
Thanks for the memories, Freddy
November 10, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Thanks for the memories, Freddy
Maybe the New York Giants can actually hire Brian Flores this time
November 10, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Maybe the New York Giants can actually hire Brian Flores this time
Me in the CFB video game
in celebration of his rise as an NFL head coach I am once again posting Mike Kafka's 2010 Outback Bowl statline
November 10, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Me in the CFB video game
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Do you know how hard it is to politically radicalize someone who joined a website to reply with the cry laughing emoji to the Trix cereal rabbit?
People are mad at Democrats over on Threads. Do you understand? THREADS.
November 10, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Do you know how hard it is to politically radicalize someone who joined a website to reply with the cry laughing emoji to the Trix cereal rabbit?
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I'm so worried about what'll happen when our kids are old enough to have phones!!!! 😮😮😮
![A meme depicting a woman staring at her phone with one hand on her head, with the following text below:
IS YOUR CHILD TEXTING ABOUT THE WRECK OF THE EDMUND FITZGERALD?
What your Great Lakes maritime history-obsessed teen's text messages actually mean:
brb = bell rang bro
rofl = rang out for lost (crew)
bff = big freakin' freigher
lol = Load of Ore on the Lake
smh = shift minutes to hours
glhf = Great Lakes hella freighter
tbh = taconite be haulin'
stfu = steer the freighter upwind
tfw = that freakin' witch (of November)
asl = a ship lost
gg = Gitche Gumee
idc = immoderate deadweight capacity
btw = beneath the waves
afk = a freighter kaput
hbd = hauler's beacon down
ily = iron load yonder
jk = just [24] kilometers
lmao = lost my abyssal ore
nbd = north bound draft
glhf = good lord, hold flooding
omg = obliteratingly massive gales
tmi = too much iron
wtf = White Fish (Bay)](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ccm7gttkbfs2eyyrlpshmeun/bafkreib6ughtj23oqdskaisavrueyn6fijujbp2e663h6p6ukx74lbibyu@jpeg)
October 31, 2025 at 5:10 PM
I'm so worried about what'll happen when our kids are old enough to have phones!!!! 😮😮😮
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Yeah it seems like the best political move is to give into this guy
November 9, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Yeah it seems like the best political move is to give into this guy
The NFC is the Rams and Seahawks and then everyone else in purgatory
November 9, 2025 at 9:51 PM
The NFC is the Rams and Seahawks and then everyone else in purgatory
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it's the only way they ever have winning seasons
November 9, 2025 at 9:04 PM
it's the only way they ever have winning seasons
Oh it’s going to be one of THOSE Bears seasons, huh
November 9, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Oh it’s going to be one of THOSE Bears seasons, huh
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excited to see the Rockies pull this off next year
Cleveland browns lose because of a neutral zone infraction lol
November 9, 2025 at 9:03 PM
excited to see the Rockies pull this off next year
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Just watched the Browns commit a game-ending offsides penalty
Huge No. 1 pick leverage today in East Rutherford.
Chance to earn top pick in draft, per FPI
Browns w/ win: 6%
Browns w/ loss: 27%
Jets w/ win: 8%
Jets w/ loss: 27%
Chance to earn top pick in draft, per FPI
Browns w/ win: 6%
Browns w/ loss: 27%
Jets w/ win: 8%
Jets w/ loss: 27%
November 9, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Just watched the Browns commit a game-ending offsides penalty
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Good for Andy Pages on getting "championship saving catch" in as a career defining moment before the world heard about "unknowingly foiling gambling plot by swinging at extremely obvious ball"
November 9, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Good for Andy Pages on getting "championship saving catch" in as a career defining moment before the world heard about "unknowingly foiling gambling plot by swinging at extremely obvious ball"
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Explosive TD run for TreVeyon Henderson followed by a Pats fan saying "HOLY SHIT"
November 9, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Explosive TD run for TreVeyon Henderson followed by a Pats fan saying "HOLY SHIT"
Packers should’ve tried this with Christian Watson’s dad imo
threw to rome on the first play of the game solely so his dad logs off
November 9, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Packers should’ve tried this with Christian Watson’s dad imo
Jonathan goddamn Taylor
November 9, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Jonathan goddamn Taylor