300 yards, 3 TD, 3 INT, what the Packers do after those picks will decide it

Look, we’re trying to build a coalition and need to have a big tent if we’re going to rescue the country

“Punts for 59 yards, touchback” from right behind midfield is just the chef’s kiss on top of this turd sandwich of a possession. How does this offense constantly turn 3- and 4-and-outs into 4+ minute time sucks??! (venting, not a real question)

He has shit else to do and a ton of money to use on lawyers, the entertainment potential is off the charts

The answer is to not allow situational prop bets, geniuses. But MLB and other leagues have consistently shown they don’t care if the contests are legitimate as long as they make money.

Look, if the Undertaker can come back from being buried alive MULTIPLE times, James Bond can just sit up after an explosion, wipe his sleeves off, and go get a dirty martini

My memory is a little hazy but didn’t James Bond spend like 4 minutes drowning at the start of Skyfall while Adele sang and everything turned out fine?