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Frän
@fundersum.bsky.social
· Nov 15
Word on the street is you're into soft-rock power ballads
Hateful as a default personality is so ugly. God don't like ugly.
July 23, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Hateful as a default personality is so ugly. God don't like ugly.
I put the ex in sexy
...Am I doing this this right?
...Am I doing this this right?
July 18, 2025 at 9:43 PM
I put the ex in sexy
...Am I doing this this right?
...Am I doing this this right?
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(Trying to eat steak)
"Honey, can you get me an Amazon box opener?"
Him: "You mean a knife??"
(Like Ariel looking at a dinglehopper) "Knife?"
"Honey, can you get me an Amazon box opener?"
Him: "You mean a knife??"
(Like Ariel looking at a dinglehopper) "Knife?"
June 23, 2025 at 6:14 PM
(Trying to eat steak)
"Honey, can you get me an Amazon box opener?"
Him: "You mean a knife??"
(Like Ariel looking at a dinglehopper) "Knife?"
"Honey, can you get me an Amazon box opener?"
Him: "You mean a knife??"
(Like Ariel looking at a dinglehopper) "Knife?"
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You do not even have to believe in your parachute, it just opens. That is the new mindset. Side effects include silverware, confetti, a flag that pops out to say bang like that's all that's going to happen. But you'll be fine. Slowly Going Downinex, a meds you catch in your mouth.
July 1, 2025 at 4:42 AM
You do not even have to believe in your parachute, it just opens. That is the new mindset. Side effects include silverware, confetti, a flag that pops out to say bang like that's all that's going to happen. But you'll be fine. Slowly Going Downinex, a meds you catch in your mouth.
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Hot liquids in your area want to scald you.
July 1, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Hot liquids in your area want to scald you.
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square dancing was proto-swinger culture btw. your grandparents were sick freaks
June 24, 2025 at 2:18 PM
square dancing was proto-swinger culture btw. your grandparents were sick freaks
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thank you for interacting with my posts, which triggers my powerful manic state and enables me to do more crimes
December 15, 2024 at 9:39 PM
thank you for interacting with my posts, which triggers my powerful manic state and enables me to do more crimes
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make like a crunchy taco and break down directly into my lap bb
June 24, 2025 at 8:47 PM
make like a crunchy taco and break down directly into my lap bb
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Have you ever heard the horrifying sound of jello being shredded?
June 24, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Have you ever heard the horrifying sound of jello being shredded?
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The "clouds follow you when you're sad" crowd sure is quiet about this "cheer the fuck up" wave
June 24, 2025 at 3:51 PM
The "clouds follow you when you're sad" crowd sure is quiet about this "cheer the fuck up" wave
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I'm tired of people telling I look tired so now I respond with "Well, you on the other hand, always look very refreshed." And when they thank me, I like to add that being a good person is exhausting.
December 27, 2024 at 2:59 AM
I'm tired of people telling I look tired so now I respond with "Well, you on the other hand, always look very refreshed." And when they thank me, I like to add that being a good person is exhausting.
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Bro, you don't even twist like we did last summer.
June 20, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Bro, you don't even twist like we did last summer.
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This craft beer costs more than a regular six-pack but at least it's a four-pack.
June 20, 2025 at 2:35 AM
This craft beer costs more than a regular six-pack but at least it's a four-pack.
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i ' m g o i n g t o g o o u t o n a l i m b h e r e
-sloths, probably
-sloths, probably
June 20, 2025 at 8:20 PM
i ' m g o i n g t o g o o u t o n a l i m b h e r e
-sloths, probably
-sloths, probably
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Ned Flanders at the gym just killing it with diddly-squats
June 22, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Ned Flanders at the gym just killing it with diddly-squats
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As I entered an office building for a job interview, I heard the song Bad Company playing in the lobby. If there was ever a sign to turn around and walk out, this was it.
June 9, 2025 at 12:30 PM
As I entered an office building for a job interview, I heard the song Bad Company playing in the lobby. If there was ever a sign to turn around and walk out, this was it.
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*walking into party supply store*
Where’s your pity section?
Where’s your pity section?
April 1, 2025 at 11:44 AM
*walking into party supply store*
Where’s your pity section?
Where’s your pity section?
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Please don’t talk to me until I’ve finished this bottle of wine.
June 21, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Please don’t talk to me until I’ve finished this bottle of wine.
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when i feel stupid, i like to remind myself that i got both of my degrees without AI
June 20, 2025 at 4:27 PM
when i feel stupid, i like to remind myself that i got both of my degrees without AI
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Accounting should be in the 2036 summer Olympics.
June 19, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Accounting should be in the 2036 summer Olympics.
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remember how your parents used to condemn the person you were dating by saying they were going nowhere. how fucking blissful does that sound now
June 20, 2025 at 8:33 PM
remember how your parents used to condemn the person you were dating by saying they were going nowhere. how fucking blissful does that sound now
Random Salad (high calorie version)
One word to describe your account + your favorite food
Cringe Wrap Supreme
Cringe Wrap Supreme
June 20, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Random Salad (high calorie version)
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One word to describe your account + your favorite food
Cringe Wrap Supreme
Cringe Wrap Supreme
June 20, 2025 at 8:04 PM
One word to describe your account + your favorite food
Cringe Wrap Supreme
Cringe Wrap Supreme