Wile E. Peyote
@niceandinnocent.bsky.social
old and slutty like your mom
Just in case:
@Niceandinnocent@jorts.horse
Just in case:
@Niceandinnocent@jorts.horse
Pinned
who called it cunnilingus instead of amuse bouche
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The whole milk thing is because RFK said something about raw milk and Trump thinks raw milk and whole milk are the same thing and nobody will yell him
January 20, 2026 at 5:16 AM
The whole milk thing is because RFK said something about raw milk and Trump thinks raw milk and whole milk are the same thing and nobody will yell him
Drink hole malk
January 20, 2026 at 5:14 AM
Drink hole malk
Friends with benefits is cool but what I really need is a fuckneighbor
January 20, 2026 at 1:30 AM
Friends with benefits is cool but what I really need is a fuckneighbor
You ever notice the devil on your shoulder is so much louder than the angel on your other shoulder?
January 20, 2026 at 1:13 AM
You ever notice the devil on your shoulder is so much louder than the angel on your other shoulder?
post a car picture you took
January 20, 2026 at 1:08 AM
post a car picture you took
I'm never going to the city without my bike again. Walking is so slow and boring.
January 20, 2026 at 12:43 AM
I'm never going to the city without my bike again. Walking is so slow and boring.
Copy and paste the bunny and then put something else in his hand 😀 (examples are below)
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January 19, 2026 at 9:17 PM
Copy and paste the bunny and then put something else in his hand 😀 (examples are below)
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I still think this
I was starting to think this person wants to fuck me but now I'm starting to think she might fuck me in exchange for free labor without actually saying that's what she's doing and I'm fine with it
January 19, 2026 at 8:30 PM
I still think this
BTW I jumped the turnstile simply because I saw a video about how to do it on the new ones and the technique works. 10/10 will do again
January 19, 2026 at 6:24 PM
BTW I jumped the turnstile simply because I saw a video about how to do it on the new ones and the technique works. 10/10 will do again
Me at the nursing home
January 19, 2026 at 5:56 AM
Me at the nursing home
My daughter just had me explain what a synthesizer is to her bf over FaceTime I feel like she's up to something
January 19, 2026 at 5:47 AM
My daughter just had me explain what a synthesizer is to her bf over FaceTime I feel like she's up to something
Nice try but I'm not leaving
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January 19, 2026 at 3:36 AM
Nice try but I'm not leaving
Dojo on St Marks not because it was good but because it was a cool place to smoke cigarettes at 3am
Sunday night timeline cleanse
please tell me about your favorite lost restaurant (closed for at least 5 years, like I really want you to go back into the vault), why you loved it and what you ate there
please tell me about your favorite lost restaurant (closed for at least 5 years, like I really want you to go back into the vault), why you loved it and what you ate there
January 19, 2026 at 2:59 AM
Dojo on St Marks not because it was good but because it was a cool place to smoke cigarettes at 3am
To the naked person closing their blinds across the street: yes I saw you
January 19, 2026 at 2:21 AM
To the naked person closing their blinds across the street: yes I saw you
Watching that movie about 2 wet girls who kidnapped Keanu. Most realistic premise for a movie ever.
January 18, 2026 at 11:34 PM
Watching that movie about 2 wet girls who kidnapped Keanu. Most realistic premise for a movie ever.
Suddenly horny
January 18, 2026 at 8:43 PM
Suddenly horny
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"Look, dad is Chad Shrek"
January 18, 2026 at 3:48 PM
"Look, dad is Chad Shrek"
Blade is still the best Marvel movie
January 18, 2026 at 4:59 AM
Blade is still the best Marvel movie
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Nice feet, how do they walk? They handle the terrain well?
If we talked about feet like cars.
If we talked about feet like cars.
January 18, 2026 at 2:35 AM
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