Wile E. Peyote
@niceandinnocent.bsky.social
old and slutty like your mom
Just in case:
@Niceandinnocent@jorts.horse
Just in case:
@Niceandinnocent@jorts.horse
Pinned
who called it cunnilingus instead of amuse bouche
Sometimes a woman wants to get railed by a man who is her own father's age and I don't think it's really my place to ask why
November 11, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Sometimes a woman wants to get railed by a man who is her own father's age and I don't think it's really my place to ask why
Armpit smell during sex:
Yes I love this can't get enough
Armpit smell in any other context:
This entire planet must be destroyed with fire
Yes I love this can't get enough
Armpit smell in any other context:
This entire planet must be destroyed with fire
November 11, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Armpit smell during sex:
Yes I love this can't get enough
Armpit smell in any other context:
This entire planet must be destroyed with fire
Yes I love this can't get enough
Armpit smell in any other context:
This entire planet must be destroyed with fire
Warren Zevon voice:
Alooooof hot wife in Manhattan
Alooooof hot wife in Manhattan
November 11, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Warren Zevon voice:
Alooooof hot wife in Manhattan
Alooooof hot wife in Manhattan
I really hope Sydney Sweeney has terrible politics because it would really suck to be the ideal woman to nazis if you're normal
November 11, 2025 at 1:37 PM
I really hope Sydney Sweeney has terrible politics because it would really suck to be the ideal woman to nazis if you're normal
I like staying up late and I like waking up early sleep is a lie
November 11, 2025 at 12:32 PM
I like staying up late and I like waking up early sleep is a lie
I wanna bait you like an animal
Fishing. U bring me closer to cod
November 11, 2025 at 12:11 PM
I wanna bait you like an animal
I'm always a totally different person
I'm like a totally different person when I'm horny
November 11, 2025 at 12:05 PM
I'm always a totally different person
The Democrats are Republicans and Republicans are nazis. Of course this is happening.
I still can't believe how bad the democrats caved. Not only did they get literally nothing, after putting federal workers, & the country in general, through 40+ days of shutdown, they also voted to get rid of THC drinks.
November 11, 2025 at 12:05 PM
The Democrats are Republicans and Republicans are nazis. Of course this is happening.
I called this one like a year ago
More than 15 Senate Democrats join GOP to advance nationwide ban on hemp products, including CBD gummies,
oh the paul amendment is going down 78-22
November 11, 2025 at 12:00 PM
I called this one like a year ago
It's suddenly cold outside
November 11, 2025 at 2:46 AM
It's suddenly cold outside
I always read Trenton the way Kang and Kodos say Clinton
November 11, 2025 at 2:16 AM
I always read Trenton the way Kang and Kodos say Clinton
I let her buy my lunch because I'm a feminist
November 11, 2025 at 1:32 AM
I let her buy my lunch because I'm a feminist
What's it called when you tittyfuck somebody's buttcrack because they want to have sex but can't
November 11, 2025 at 12:29 AM
What's it called when you tittyfuck somebody's buttcrack because they want to have sex but can't
Sometimes I think it would be good if depression won a few battles
In an emotional excerpt from his new book, Sen. John Fetterman said he should have dropped out of his 2022 senatorial race while severely battling depression after his stroke.
John Fetterman said he ‘should have quit’ Senate bid in an excerpt from his new book
John Fetterman gave an emotional look into his struggle with depression in an excerpt of his new book Unfettered.
www.inquirer.com
November 10, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Sometimes I think it would be good if depression won a few battles
I know we shouldn't drive cars in New York City but sometimes you have to and it is kind of fun because you bump into other cars and nobody cares.
November 10, 2025 at 10:33 PM
I know we shouldn't drive cars in New York City but sometimes you have to and it is kind of fun because you bump into other cars and nobody cares.
Gonna kiss a girl about it
November 10, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Gonna kiss a girl about it
The BQE just has a very horny energy to me
November 10, 2025 at 4:15 PM
The BQE just has a very horny energy to me
The only reason I don't ride wheelies in traffic is that I can't ride a wheelie
November 10, 2025 at 3:12 PM
The only reason I don't ride wheelies in traffic is that I can't ride a wheelie
Don't you hate it when you're dick gets folded in half and you can't fix it without anybody seeing you so you just have to power through the meeting?
November 10, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Don't you hate it when you're dick gets folded in half and you can't fix it without anybody seeing you so you just have to power through the meeting?
I guess it's the end of the movie
Looks like the BBC is going dowwwwn
November 10, 2025 at 12:37 PM
I guess it's the end of the movie
Reposted by Wile E. Peyote
Obviously WW3 is about to happen and it's going to suck being on the side that started it and loses
November 10, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Obviously WW3 is about to happen and it's going to suck being on the side that started it and loses
Tim Kaine in the membrane
My statement on the funding deal to reopen government, protect federal employees, and vote to protect health care:
November 10, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Tim Kaine in the membrane
I really don't understand why Chuck Shumer even had an opportunity to fuck us over. We should barely remember his name by now.
November 10, 2025 at 12:07 PM
I really don't understand why Chuck Shumer even had an opportunity to fuck us over. We should barely remember his name by now.
Reposted by Wile E. Peyote
i drew you something
November 10, 2025 at 11:53 AM
i drew you something