Wile E. Peyote
@niceandinnocent.bsky.social
old and slutty like your mom
Just in case:
@Niceandinnocent@jorts.horse
Just in case:
@Niceandinnocent@jorts.horse
Pinned
who called it cunnilingus instead of amuse bouche
It's going to get worse before it gets worse
January 4, 2026 at 12:35 AM
It's going to get worse before it gets worse
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Bro I hurt my back showing off for this lady (she doesn't know that and I already took her home)
January 3, 2026 at 11:59 PM
Bro I hurt my back showing off for this lady (she doesn't know that and I already took her home)
I'm going to prison for murdering the pussy
January 3, 2026 at 11:48 PM
I'm going to prison for murdering the pussy
This was NOT the tv station
January 3, 2026 at 4:45 PM
This was NOT the tv station
I enjoy the Waldo Jeffers story but this instrumental fucks like it has 2 dicks
January 3, 2026 at 4:36 PM
I enjoy the Waldo Jeffers story but this instrumental fucks like it has 2 dicks
Look I could worry about the war or go pick up a cute girl to kiss
January 3, 2026 at 4:19 PM
Look I could worry about the war or go pick up a cute girl to kiss
This guy is mad at the wallet inspector again
Secretaries Rubio and Hegseth looked every Senator in the eye a few weeks ago and said this wasn’t about regime change. I didn’t trust them then and we see now that they blatantly lied to Congress.
President Trump said on Saturday that the U.S. had captured the Venezuelan president, Nicolás Maduro. Follow live updates. www.nytimes.com/live/2026/01...
January 3, 2026 at 2:03 PM
This guy is mad at the wallet inspector again
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You're punching down in a time of crisis doesn't help,
Liberals don't owe anyone anything
Liberals don't owe anyone anything
January 3, 2026 at 1:00 PM
You're punching down in a time of crisis doesn't help,
Liberals don't owe anyone anything
Liberals don't owe anyone anything
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im just saying it's legal to kidnap other presidents now!! mr xi
January 3, 2026 at 1:57 PM
im just saying it's legal to kidnap other presidents now!! mr xi
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mr xi you know what to do now
January 3, 2026 at 1:42 PM
mr xi you know what to do now
Does anybody else have a DFAM and how close to 'in tune' have you ever been able to make it? It's fun but you better record everything because you'll never get it to do that again.
January 3, 2026 at 5:23 AM
Does anybody else have a DFAM and how close to 'in tune' have you ever been able to make it? It's fun but you better record everything because you'll never get it to do that again.
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not sure what you’re referring to, this is what i meant: www.the-independent.com/arts-enterta...
DJ Khaled said he does not perform oral sex on women because 'there are different rules for men'
The rapper says 'a woman should praise the man'
www.the-independent.com
January 3, 2026 at 2:20 AM
not sure what you’re referring to, this is what i meant: www.the-independent.com/arts-enterta...
Ana De Armas is pretty but she's not pretty enough to get away with that accent work
January 3, 2026 at 2:00 AM
Ana De Armas is pretty but she's not pretty enough to get away with that accent work
I say "See the robot?" to my dog every time I see a robot on the sidewalk
January 2, 2026 at 11:44 PM
I say "See the robot?" to my dog every time I see a robot on the sidewalk
remember how the Girl Who Broke My Heart always called me cutie well the Current Obsession calls me sir.
January 2, 2026 at 11:03 PM
remember how the Girl Who Broke My Heart always called me cutie well the Current Obsession calls me sir.
"The revolution will not make you look 5 pounds thinner."
January 2, 2026 at 10:16 PM
"The revolution will not make you look 5 pounds thinner."
Glass Beams - 'Mahal EP' (Full Live Performance)
YouTube video by Glass Beams
youtu.be
January 2, 2026 at 10:13 PM
"The revolution will not give your mouth sex appeal"
OK but what if it does?
OK but what if it does?
January 2, 2026 at 7:20 PM
"The revolution will not give your mouth sex appeal"
OK but what if it does?
OK but what if it does?
Do any gay people watch the gay hockey show or is the audience 100% straight women?
January 2, 2026 at 6:50 PM
Do any gay people watch the gay hockey show or is the audience 100% straight women?
Sadly, if they are fine with playing at the nazi playground, they're probably cool with the child porn too.
Hey I don't think you should use a website that generates CSAM on demand
January 2, 2026 at 2:19 PM
Sadly, if they are fine with playing at the nazi playground, they're probably cool with the child porn too.
I don't think anybody earnestly predicted this. I think a bunch of people said "wouldn't it be funny if Adams succeeded Trump as president"
There are multiple national political commentators who earnestly predicted that Eric Adams would be a legitimate presidential candidate and a national figurehead of the Democratic party by now and those commentators still have careers somehow.
January 2, 2026 at 12:57 PM
I don't think anybody earnestly predicted this. I think a bunch of people said "wouldn't it be funny if Adams succeeded Trump as president"