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Rodeo Clown Giving the Eulogy
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Imagining a boot stamping on a human face forever and easily rotating it in three dimensions with my high IQ. Still up and moving around, taking nourishment.
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Rodeo Clown Giving the Eulogy @frownt.bsky.social · Oct 1
WE'RE BACK BABY! Horror in the real world can't stop the horror on the screen! My October festival returns! I'll be trying to keep the movies in one thread so if you don't want to follow along with me then miss out and mute the ghoulies! Last year I believe I made it to 99! Suggestions welcome!
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seanthomason.bsky.social
Y’all ever walk into a public restroom and immediately whisper “Jesus Christ”
Terrifying bathroom with concrete floor and wood paneling, huge with nothing in it like a kill room
December 27, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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eoinhiggins.bsky.social
Some ~personal news~
Yes, I'm being sued by Matt Taibbi
Does that make me the realest free speech warrior?
open.substack.com
December 27, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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jeffjefferson89.bsky.social
the "you wouldn't steal a car" meme but it says "you wouldn't pick a pack of pickled peppers"
December 27, 2025 at 5:21 PM
frownt.bsky.social
FOR THOSE WHO CELEBRATE!!!!
Paul McCartney by 'Wonderful Christmastime' but all the lyrics are THE MOON IS RIGHT
YouTube video by Michael M
www.youtube.com
December 25, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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gilbertjasono.bsky.social
December 25, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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smoothdunk2.bsky.social
4 panel comic Panel 1: A disheveled Purple Guy sits on the pavement. He looks intensely upset. He says “I’ve lost everything. My family. My job. The streets are my home now.” Panel 2: Purple Guy starts to sob and says “It’s like the whole world hates me.” A hand rests on his shoulder. Panel 3: Purple Guy looks up to see a Yellow Guy looking down at him with tears in his eyes. Yellow Guy says “I know how you feel, friend” Panel 4: Yellow Guy weeps, looking up to heaven for answers. He says “I’m a billionaire with a blue sky account”
December 25, 2025 at 2:12 AM
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bubbaprog.xyz
The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5
December 23, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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cosmic.bitch.space
every Pacific naval encounter in WW3 will be the USS Golden Trump, Glorious Harbinger of Antiwoke American Dawn versus six identical copies of the Type 055 We Built This Yesterday supplied by a ship that does nothing but make birthday cakes for the other ships
March 22, 2025 at 6:41 PM
frownt.bsky.social
Had to quote so I could post it again
December 21, 2025 at 12:11 AM
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buttpraxis.bsky.social
Hey SLUTS 🫵 the Epstein files were just released 💥💥 and ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ BILL CLIT-TON ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️
December 20, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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jamellebouie.net
uh
December 19, 2025 at 6:12 PM
frownt.bsky.social
Cocooned by exploding flying spiders.
maks23.bsky.social MAKS 25 👀🇺🇦 @maks23.bsky.social · 10d
😳 Lyman and fiber optic cables…
December 19, 2025 at 11:06 AM
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jackieackilewis.bsky.social
We got 2 more seasons, boys!!
#hahayouclowns
December 18, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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gustawmackay.bsky.social
Teaser for a Crazy Taxi inspired mission I'm working on for my Narrative Driving RPG SZROT:
store.steampowered.com/app/1890780/...
Szrot on Steam
Szrot is a narrative CaRPG set in 1989 in a country that no longer exists - Yugoslavia.
store.steampowered.com
December 17, 2025 at 7:40 PM
frownt.bsky.social
I've never wishlisted a steam game faster than this one
gustawmackay.bsky.social Gustaw Mackay @gustawmackay.bsky.social · 12d
Someone PLEASE help Babushka across the street!
[Taxi Mission Teaser] #Szrot #PS1 #pixelart #ドット絵 #ゲーム制作
December 17, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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infinata.bsky.social
Popular mechanics headline: The world is running out of sand — and thieves are willing to kill for it Anakin Skywalker from Episode III smiling
December 16, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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arr.bsky.social
the most tragic part of being an immortal vampire is helplessly watching as all the hit ragtime ditties you wrote slowly enter the public domain
December 16, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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planetoffinks.bsky.social
I'm enormously proud of this episode and I'd love you to listen to it. No knowledge of the show required
nightvaleradio.bsky.social Welcome to Night Vale @nightvaleradio.bsky.social · 14d
New Episode: The Story of Hanukkah

What is more comforting than a familiar story?

Listen here: www.welcometonightvale.com

Illustration by @angrycomics.bsky.social.
Want it as a print? Buy it here: topatoco.com/collections/...
A black background, like a dark room. A single candle in a candle holder is lit near the edge of a table. Two hands rise from behind the table, cupping a face with the bottom lips in a toothy smile. The lips above those lips are closed. Two more sets of hands frame the face, one with fingers reaching out to the sides and the other with the finger tips curled toward the palms. Long curly brown hair falls around where the top of the head and the neck and shoulders would have been.
December 15, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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osullyville.bsky.social
I can't believe I'm saying "the Trump post about Rob Reiner shocked me and took my breath away" but yes I will cop that it did. I am capable of being surprised still, somehow
December 15, 2025 at 3:52 PM
frownt.bsky.social
honestly even for trump goddamn what a colossal piece of shit
pbump.com Philip Bump @pbump.com · 14d
utterly incapable of grace
December 15, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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seantcollins.com
Bride of Charlie
Erika Kirk on The Bari Weiss White Power Hour Tiffany, the Bride of Chucky
December 14, 2025 at 11:44 PM
frownt.bsky.social
if they were still making sopranos you know there would have been at least a b-plot about Tony or Uncle Junior or somebody seeing Wicked
December 13, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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dumbmike.bsky.social
ME: I've never dated a cenobite before. I'm not sure, who pays?
CENOBITE: Your panic is exquisite.
ME: I wouldn't mind going dutch…?
CENOBITE: I can taste your pain on the air. A shiver of electricity. I am going to hold your head down on the floor and open your skull from behind.
ME: I'll just pay.
December 13, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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ifyoucantwell.bsky.social
I very much look forward to the near future where I only have to pitch a single entertainment entity—the Shrike
The Shrike, as depicted on the cover of Hyperion
December 5, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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rianjohnson.bsky.social
I love a good mid-week movie. Chill vibes. And oh, hey, #WakeUpDeadMan is in theaters! See my pinned post for a theater finder link. We drop Friday on Netflix ⏰☠️🪦
December 10, 2025 at 3:54 PM