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Rodeo Clown Giving the Eulogy
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Imagining a boot stamping on a human face forever and easily rotating it in three dimensions with my high IQ. Still up and moving around, taking nourishment.
Pinned
WE'RE BACK BABY! Horror in the real world can't stop the horror on the screen! My October festival returns! I'll be trying to keep the movies in one thread so if you don't want to follow along with me then miss out and mute the ghoulies! Last year I believe I made it to 99! Suggestions welcome!
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Y’all ever walk into a public restroom and immediately whisper “Jesus Christ”
December 27, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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Some ~personal news~
Yes, I'm being sued by Matt Taibbi
Does that make me the realest free speech warrior?
open.substack.com
December 27, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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December 27, 2025 at 5:21 PM
FOR THOSE WHO CELEBRATE!!!!
Paul McCartney by 'Wonderful Christmastime' but all the lyrics are THE MOON IS RIGHT
YouTube video by Michael M
www.youtube.com
December 25, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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December 25, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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December 25, 2025 at 2:12 AM
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The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5
December 23, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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every Pacific naval encounter in WW3 will be the USS Golden Trump, Glorious Harbinger of Antiwoke American Dawn versus six identical copies of the Type 055 We Built This Yesterday supplied by a ship that does nothing but make birthday cakes for the other ships
March 22, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Had to quote so I could post it again
December 21, 2025 at 12:11 AM
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Hey SLUTS 🫵 the Epstein files were just released 💥💥 and ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ BILL CLIT-TON ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️
December 20, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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uh
December 19, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Cocooned by exploding flying spiders.
😳 Lyman and fiber optic cables…
December 19, 2025 at 11:06 AM
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We got 2 more seasons, boys!!
#hahayouclowns
December 18, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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Teaser for a Crazy Taxi inspired mission I'm working on for my Narrative Driving RPG SZROT:
store.steampowered.com/app/1890780/...
Szrot on Steam
Szrot is a narrative CaRPG set in 1989 in a country that no longer exists - Yugoslavia.
store.steampowered.com
December 17, 2025 at 7:40 PM
I've never wishlisted a steam game faster than this one
Someone PLEASE help Babushka across the street!
[Taxi Mission Teaser] #Szrot #PS1 #pixelart #ドット絵 #ゲーム制作
December 17, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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December 16, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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the most tragic part of being an immortal vampire is helplessly watching as all the hit ragtime ditties you wrote slowly enter the public domain
December 16, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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I'm enormously proud of this episode and I'd love you to listen to it. No knowledge of the show required
New Episode: The Story of Hanukkah

What is more comforting than a familiar story?

Listen here: www.welcometonightvale.com

Illustration by @angrycomics.bsky.social.
Want it as a print? Buy it here: topatoco.com/collections/...
December 15, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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I can't believe I'm saying "the Trump post about Rob Reiner shocked me and took my breath away" but yes I will cop that it did. I am capable of being surprised still, somehow
December 15, 2025 at 3:52 PM
honestly even for trump goddamn what a colossal piece of shit
utterly incapable of grace
December 15, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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Bride of Charlie
December 14, 2025 at 11:44 PM
if they were still making sopranos you know there would have been at least a b-plot about Tony or Uncle Junior or somebody seeing Wicked
December 13, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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ME: I've never dated a cenobite before. I'm not sure, who pays?
CENOBITE: Your panic is exquisite.
ME: I wouldn't mind going dutch…?
CENOBITE: I can taste your pain on the air. A shiver of electricity. I am going to hold your head down on the floor and open your skull from behind.
ME: I'll just pay.
December 13, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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I very much look forward to the near future where I only have to pitch a single entertainment entity—the Shrike
December 5, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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I love a good mid-week movie. Chill vibes. And oh, hey, #WakeUpDeadMan is in theaters! See my pinned post for a theater finder link. We drop Friday on Netflix ⏰☠️🪦
December 10, 2025 at 3:54 PM