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Imagining a boot stamping on a human face forever and easily rotating it in three dimensions with my high IQ. Still up and moving around, taking nourishment.
William Wegman Weimaraner looking disguise.
November 16, 2025 at 7:39 PM
William Wegman Weimaraner looking disguise.
picturing him transferring a big nasty worm to Scott Adams like the one from Jason Goes to Hell
November 2, 2025 at 8:50 PM
picturing him transferring a big nasty worm to Scott Adams like the one from Jason Goes to Hell
My main political issue remains the same through both of their presidencies and Biden's and would bring immeasurable healing to America and the world:
November 2, 2025 at 8:34 PM
My main political issue remains the same through both of their presidencies and Biden's and would bring immeasurable healing to America and the world:
94 movies (including a couple shorts) for October. Not bad. Thanks for watching horror with me. I hope you had a happy Halloween and I'll see you next year!
November 1, 2025 at 3:59 PM
94 movies (including a couple shorts) for October. Not bad. Thanks for watching horror with me. I hope you had a happy Halloween and I'll see you next year!
My top 5 for 2025:
5. Hello Mary Lou: Prom Night II (1987) - Bonkers slasher
4. WNUF Halloween Special (2014) - Immaculate VHS vibes
3. November (2017) - Inventive and strange Estonian folk horror
2. Red Rooms (2023) - Austere and wickedly original
1. The Ugly Stepsister (2025) - Nasty fairytale fun
5. Hello Mary Lou: Prom Night II (1987) - Bonkers slasher
4. WNUF Halloween Special (2014) - Immaculate VHS vibes
3. November (2017) - Inventive and strange Estonian folk horror
2. Red Rooms (2023) - Austere and wickedly original
1. The Ugly Stepsister (2025) - Nasty fairytale fun
November 1, 2025 at 3:53 PM
My top 5 for 2025:
5. Hello Mary Lou: Prom Night II (1987) - Bonkers slasher
4. WNUF Halloween Special (2014) - Immaculate VHS vibes
3. November (2017) - Inventive and strange Estonian folk horror
2. Red Rooms (2023) - Austere and wickedly original
1. The Ugly Stepsister (2025) - Nasty fairytale fun
5. Hello Mary Lou: Prom Night II (1987) - Bonkers slasher
4. WNUF Halloween Special (2014) - Immaculate VHS vibes
3. November (2017) - Inventive and strange Estonian folk horror
2. Red Rooms (2023) - Austere and wickedly original
1. The Ugly Stepsister (2025) - Nasty fairytale fun
94. Yokai Monsters: Spook Warfare (1968) - Restored Japanese creature feature with some of the strangest creatures you'll find anywhere. There's a one-legged cyclops umbrella with a giant tongue, a Howard the Duck, and a lady with a snake neck battling an evil Babylonian vampire. Fun and silly.
November 1, 2025 at 5:08 AM
94. Yokai Monsters: Spook Warfare (1968) - Restored Japanese creature feature with some of the strangest creatures you'll find anywhere. There's a one-legged cyclops umbrella with a giant tongue, a Howard the Duck, and a lady with a snake neck battling an evil Babylonian vampire. Fun and silly.
93. The Purge (2013) - I held off watching this until the series (apparently) became bad, but now is the time to start! This initial entry has a good chilling premise about a day to do crimes guilt free. It mostly works and I like some of the nods to the larger world like the "New Founding Fathers."
November 1, 2025 at 5:00 AM
93. The Purge (2013) - I held off watching this until the series (apparently) became bad, but now is the time to start! This initial entry has a good chilling premise about a day to do crimes guilt free. It mostly works and I like some of the nods to the larger world like the "New Founding Fathers."
92. The Sect (1991) - A satanic cult has spread around the world seemingly led by an old man. Jamie Lee Curtis's sister Kelly is drawn into it and gets a bug up her nose, her rabbit turns bad, and there are blue worms and an evil washcloth. It doesn't amount to much, but it's fun getting there.
November 1, 2025 at 4:47 AM
92. The Sect (1991) - A satanic cult has spread around the world seemingly led by an old man. Jamie Lee Curtis's sister Kelly is drawn into it and gets a bug up her nose, her rabbit turns bad, and there are blue worms and an evil washcloth. It doesn't amount to much, but it's fun getting there.
91. The Ugly Stepsister (2025) - A gorgeous Norwegian retelling of Cinderella where Cinderella is a nobleman's (slightly bitchy) daughter and the ugly stepsister undergoes horrifying transformations to prepare to woo the prince at the ball. Graphic, gross, horrific, beautiful, I loved it. Great.
October 31, 2025 at 3:32 AM
91. The Ugly Stepsister (2025) - A gorgeous Norwegian retelling of Cinderella where Cinderella is a nobleman's (slightly bitchy) daughter and the ugly stepsister undergoes horrifying transformations to prepare to woo the prince at the ball. Graphic, gross, horrific, beautiful, I loved it. Great.
90. Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy's Revenge (1985) - A perplexing sequel has Freddy, now double dead(?), convincing a teen to become his host. Freddy enters the real world and kills a molester coach and like four random teens. Has its 80s charm, but it's a poor follow up to the original.
October 31, 2025 at 3:21 AM
90. Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy's Revenge (1985) - A perplexing sequel has Freddy, now double dead(?), convincing a teen to become his host. Freddy enters the real world and kills a molester coach and like four random teens. Has its 80s charm, but it's a poor follow up to the original.
89. Celia (1989) - Slow, compelling Aussie horror that was akin to Heavenly Creatures but with younger kids. There is a juicy bit of folk horror woven in but most of the gnarly bits comes from good old man's inhumanity to man. Provides what I would consider a double payoff of the horror. Good stuff.
October 30, 2025 at 3:59 AM
89. Celia (1989) - Slow, compelling Aussie horror that was akin to Heavenly Creatures but with younger kids. There is a juicy bit of folk horror woven in but most of the gnarly bits comes from good old man's inhumanity to man. Provides what I would consider a double payoff of the horror. Good stuff.
88. Cigarette Burns (2005) - John Carpenter Masters of Horror about Udo Kier hiring Norman Reedus to hunt down a lost film that caused an orgy of violence during its only public showing. Reedus agrees and starts experiencing flashes of horror. This was good enough it could have been a 90+ minutes.
October 30, 2025 at 3:53 AM
88. Cigarette Burns (2005) - John Carpenter Masters of Horror about Udo Kier hiring Norman Reedus to hunt down a lost film that caused an orgy of violence during its only public showing. Reedus agrees and starts experiencing flashes of horror. This was good enough it could have been a 90+ minutes.
87. The Screwfly Solution (2006) - Joe Dante Masters of Horror based on a short story. Mysterious outbreaks of violence by men against women spread across the world. Is it a population control method on humans? A good attempt but hampered by budget. Would love to see a 50 million dollar adaptation.
October 30, 2025 at 3:39 AM
87. The Screwfly Solution (2006) - Joe Dante Masters of Horror based on a short story. Mysterious outbreaks of violence by men against women spread across the world. Is it a population control method on humans? A good attempt but hampered by budget. Would love to see a 50 million dollar adaptation.
85. Under the Blossoming Cherry Trees (1975) - Jason would get along with the Bandit in this Edo period samurai horror. Gorgeous landscapes. A sword-wielding bandit preying on travelers takes a beautiful woman captive. She dominates his life, making him murder his wives and collect heads for her.
October 29, 2025 at 3:14 AM
85. Under the Blossoming Cherry Trees (1975) - Jason would get along with the Bandit in this Edo period samurai horror. Gorgeous landscapes. A sword-wielding bandit preying on travelers takes a beautiful woman captive. She dominates his life, making him murder his wives and collect heads for her.
84. Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday (1993) - Jason gets exploded by a SWAT team then hops from body to body as a worm baby causing more mayhem than usual. Honestly? Liked it a lot. Fits in with Sam Raimi and Peter Jackson. The ED2 Necronomicon even shows up. Good gore. Everybody else hates it.
October 29, 2025 at 3:06 AM
84. Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday (1993) - Jason gets exploded by a SWAT team then hops from body to body as a worm baby causing more mayhem than usual. Honestly? Liked it a lot. Fits in with Sam Raimi and Peter Jackson. The ED2 Necronomicon even shows up. Good gore. Everybody else hates it.
83. Final Destination (2000) - I have never watched any of the Final Destination films. Maybe it was because everybody looked like Stiffler and Stiffler is actually in it. But I get why these are so popular. It makes it okay and even fun to wait for somebody to die horribly.
October 28, 2025 at 3:48 AM
83. Final Destination (2000) - I have never watched any of the Final Destination films. Maybe it was because everybody looked like Stiffler and Stiffler is actually in it. But I get why these are so popular. It makes it okay and even fun to wait for somebody to die horribly.
82. It's the Great Pumpkin Charlie Brown (1966) - You remember Charlie Brown getting a rock or his ghost costume that's all eye holes, but you probably forget (I know I did) how much of this is about Snoopy being a WW1 pilot. Picturing kids roaring with laughter as Snoopy walks to Allied lines.
October 28, 2025 at 3:41 AM
82. It's the Great Pumpkin Charlie Brown (1966) - You remember Charlie Brown getting a rock or his ghost costume that's all eye holes, but you probably forget (I know I did) how much of this is about Snoopy being a WW1 pilot. Picturing kids roaring with laughter as Snoopy walks to Allied lines.
81. Red Rooms (2023) - By day fashion model Kelly-Anne is attending the trial of a serial killer. By night she plays poker and surfs the dark web and befriends a fellow Chevalier supporter. Hypnotic, beautiful, and I found its restrained use of horrifying violence to be gut wrenching.
October 28, 2025 at 3:36 AM
81. Red Rooms (2023) - By day fashion model Kelly-Anne is attending the trial of a serial killer. By night she plays poker and surfs the dark web and befriends a fellow Chevalier supporter. Hypnotic, beautiful, and I found its restrained use of horrifying violence to be gut wrenching.
80. See No Evil (1971) - Never disrespect someone wearing cowboy boots. They stalk towards a manor where Mia Farrow, recently blinded, lives with her uncle's family. Cowboy Boots decides to get revenge and murder everyone, the blind Mia Farrow must elude them and find help. Crazy tense second half.
October 27, 2025 at 4:24 AM
80. See No Evil (1971) - Never disrespect someone wearing cowboy boots. They stalk towards a manor where Mia Farrow, recently blinded, lives with her uncle's family. Cowboy Boots decides to get revenge and murder everyone, the blind Mia Farrow must elude them and find help. Crazy tense second half.
79: Def by Temptation (1990) - This Black succubus film taps several Spike Lee actors and his cinematographer Ernest R. Dickerson so it looks great. Sometimes a hangout movie, sometimes erotic horror, it's always fun. Samuel L. Jackson seems to be auditioning for his Pulp Fiction monologue.
October 27, 2025 at 4:14 AM
79: Def by Temptation (1990) - This Black succubus film taps several Spike Lee actors and his cinematographer Ernest R. Dickerson so it looks great. Sometimes a hangout movie, sometimes erotic horror, it's always fun. Samuel L. Jackson seems to be auditioning for his Pulp Fiction monologue.
78. Hello Mary Lou: Prom Night II (1987) - A very Canadian prom night themed supernatural slasher unrelated to the original Prom Night. This is great. A grisly death kicks things off, a really powerful and petty villain, and the movie gets super horny about 3/4ths through. Wild ending.
October 27, 2025 at 4:06 AM
78. Hello Mary Lou: Prom Night II (1987) - A very Canadian prom night themed supernatural slasher unrelated to the original Prom Night. This is great. A grisly death kicks things off, a really powerful and petty villain, and the movie gets super horny about 3/4ths through. Wild ending.
77. Nightbreed (1990) - I liked the original cut 30 years ago. The 2hr+ director's cut of this fantasy/horror epic impressed me with the huge variety of monster designs and completely baffled me with the mess. Every five minutes it introduces some new rule, prophecy, or entity. It's ridiculous.
October 27, 2025 at 3:54 AM
77. Nightbreed (1990) - I liked the original cut 30 years ago. The 2hr+ director's cut of this fantasy/horror epic impressed me with the huge variety of monster designs and completely baffled me with the mess. Every five minutes it introduces some new rule, prophecy, or entity. It's ridiculous.
76. Split (2016) - Everybody's (EVERYBODY'S!!!) favorite twisty director takes on multiple personalities in a very sensitive and understated film. TWIST! It's actually an overacted clown parade that has its fun moments but mostly relies on James McAvoy cycling through ridiculous personalities.
October 26, 2025 at 4:33 AM
76. Split (2016) - Everybody's (EVERYBODY'S!!!) favorite twisty director takes on multiple personalities in a very sensitive and understated film. TWIST! It's actually an overacted clown parade that has its fun moments but mostly relies on James McAvoy cycling through ridiculous personalities.
75. Freeway II: Confessions of a Trickbaby (1999) - Natasha Lyonne as a bulimic troublemaker paired with a lesbian serial killer on the road in search of revenge and redemption. Want to know the wavelength? DAG gets a HJ in court and it features Vincent Gallo as a trans cannibal with a giant penis.
October 26, 2025 at 4:21 AM
75. Freeway II: Confessions of a Trickbaby (1999) - Natasha Lyonne as a bulimic troublemaker paired with a lesbian serial killer on the road in search of revenge and redemption. Want to know the wavelength? DAG gets a HJ in court and it features Vincent Gallo as a trans cannibal with a giant penis.
74. Horror in the High Desert (2021) - A very low budget found footage movie offers up authentic documentary feel and saves the real chills for the final act. This was made during COVID and I don't recall a single moment where two actors shared the screen. But it works! Spawned an indie franchise.
October 26, 2025 at 4:11 AM
74. Horror in the High Desert (2021) - A very low budget found footage movie offers up authentic documentary feel and saves the real chills for the final act. This was made during COVID and I don't recall a single moment where two actors shared the screen. But it works! Spawned an indie franchise.