Fleigh
@fleigh.bsky.social
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DNRs should apply to going to sleep every night
December 12, 2025 at 3:53 AM
DNRs should apply to going to sleep every night
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They should invent a city that doesn't spend 60% of its budget on cops
December 12, 2025 at 4:55 AM
They should invent a city that doesn't spend 60% of its budget on cops
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the woman who always rings me up at the dispensary is also a cashier at our Costco. a load bearing pillar of our local economy
April 21, 2025 at 3:43 AM
the woman who always rings me up at the dispensary is also a cashier at our Costco. a load bearing pillar of our local economy
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When I was young I thought I was better than most people but now that I’m older I still think so
April 21, 2025 at 12:47 AM
When I was young I thought I was better than most people but now that I’m older I still think so
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I'd rather be vain than social
December 30, 2024 at 3:42 AM
I'd rather be vain than social
I'd rather be vain than social
December 30, 2024 at 3:42 AM
I'd rather be vain than social
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But if we abolish the police, who will shoot a guy to death in his own home while executing a stolen weedwacker search warrant on the entirely wrong person at the entirely wrong address
www.lex18.com/news/coverin...
www.lex18.com/news/coverin...
Neighbors: Police killed man after serving warrant to wrong home
There are a lot of questions surrounding the deadly shooting of a 61-year-old Laurel County man this week, by London police officers who say they were there to serve a search warrant.
www.lex18.com
December 28, 2024 at 7:49 PM
But if we abolish the police, who will shoot a guy to death in his own home while executing a stolen weedwacker search warrant on the entirely wrong person at the entirely wrong address
www.lex18.com/news/coverin...
www.lex18.com/news/coverin...
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Winners don’t lose drugs
December 25, 2024 at 3:19 AM
Winners don’t lose drugs
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i haven’t been this shook since i was a baby
November 22, 2024 at 3:27 PM
i haven’t been this shook since i was a baby
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If someone I know gets attacked by a grizzly bear, I'm waiting to hear the grizzly bear's side first before making any judgments.
November 19, 2024 at 4:34 AM
If someone I know gets attacked by a grizzly bear, I'm waiting to hear the grizzly bear's side first before making any judgments.
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An 8-year-gap on résumé that just says ”karate”
November 18, 2024 at 4:57 PM
An 8-year-gap on résumé that just says ”karate”
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I’m not here to break up your marriage. Unless you want me to.
November 16, 2024 at 1:39 PM
I’m not here to break up your marriage. Unless you want me to.
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every since i was a little girl i wanted to be possessed by the devil
November 16, 2024 at 7:42 AM
every since i was a little girl i wanted to be possessed by the devil
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Calm down, lady. I said I'd punch *A* baby for a cigarette right now. I didn't say I'd punch YOUR baby.
November 15, 2024 at 5:51 PM
Calm down, lady. I said I'd punch *A* baby for a cigarette right now. I didn't say I'd punch YOUR baby.
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me: *pops collar on jean jacket*
my haters: *absolutely seething*
my haters: *absolutely seething*
November 16, 2024 at 1:43 PM
me: *pops collar on jean jacket*
my haters: *absolutely seething*
my haters: *absolutely seething*
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When I get mad at work, I’m in the bathroom doing a Real World style confession like, “So…Tanner is a bitch.”
November 16, 2024 at 1:15 AM
When I get mad at work, I’m in the bathroom doing a Real World style confession like, “So…Tanner is a bitch.”
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TRUE LIFE: Bro, I’m Straight Up Not Having A Good Time.
November 13, 2024 at 12:47 PM
TRUE LIFE: Bro, I’m Straight Up Not Having A Good Time.
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your honor, im going to need that friendship bracelet back
November 13, 2024 at 8:09 PM
your honor, im going to need that friendship bracelet back
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I bet spontaneous combustion feels so good for a second
November 13, 2024 at 2:30 AM
I bet spontaneous combustion feels so good for a second
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Sorry I wrote “lame party” in the funeral guest book
November 11, 2024 at 8:04 PM
Sorry I wrote “lame party” in the funeral guest book
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How am I dealing with things? Decided that I'm done trying to hold in or make my farts silent when I'm in public. Let it all burn.
November 11, 2024 at 2:19 AM
How am I dealing with things? Decided that I'm done trying to hold in or make my farts silent when I'm in public. Let it all burn.
